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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/11/21 20:20:49
Subject: Vancouver bans knobs.
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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http://www.thespec.com/news-story/4228259-vancouver-bans-door-knobs/
Was it really that difficult for people who needed them to replace knobs with something easier to grab?
How will we keep the velociraptors out when they come? Oh Canada!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/11/21 20:28:42
Subject: Vancouver bans knobs.
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
WA
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At least it doesn't effect houses retroactively
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"So, do please come along when we're promoting something new and need photos for the facebook page or to send to our regional manager, do please engage in our gaming when we're pushing something specific hard and need to get the little kiddies drifting past to want to come in an see what all the fuss is about. But otherwise, stay the feth out, you smelly, antisocial bastards, because we're scared you are going to say something that goes against our mantra of absolute devotion to the corporate motherland and we actually perceive any of you who've been gaming more than a year to be a hostile entity as you've been exposed to the internet and 'dangerous ideas'. " - MeanGreenStompa
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/11/21 20:33:08
Subject: Vancouver bans knobs.
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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On the positive this is a big step for moose er meese?
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/11/21 20:49:38
Subject: Vancouver bans knobs.
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Most Glorious Grey Seer
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It gets really cold up in Canada, guys. Knobs can be hard to turn when your hands are frozen in your mittens.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/11/21 20:59:46
Subject: Vancouver bans knobs.
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Old Sourpuss
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As long as Vancouver doesn't ban knockers people should be okay with this
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DR:80+S++G+M+B+I+Pwmhd11#++D++A++++/sWD-R++++T(S)DM+

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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/11/21 21:08:23
Subject: Vancouver bans knobs.
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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Alfndrate wrote:As long as Vancouver doesn't ban knockers people should be okay with this 
SAVE THE TATAS!!!!
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/11/21 21:10:03
Subject: Vancouver bans knobs.
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Shas'ui with Bonding Knife
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I prefer levers so this is great
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/11/21 21:24:13
Subject: Vancouver bans knobs.
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Most Glorious Grey Seer
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Someone's been feeding Frazzled chocolate again.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/11/21 21:27:50
Subject: Vancouver bans knobs.
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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Thats true actually
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/11/21 21:57:28
Subject: Vancouver bans knobs.
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Trazyn's Museum Curator
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So...Canada no longer has any men then?
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What I have
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Westwood lives in death!
Peace through power!
A longbeard when it comes to Necrons and WHFB. Grumble Grumble
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/11/21 21:59:17
Subject: Vancouver bans knobs.
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Renegade Inquisitor with a Bound Daemon
Tied and gagged in the back of your car
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Breotan wrote:It gets really cold up in Canada, guys. Knobs can be hard to turn when your hands are frozen in your mittens.
This can actually be true at times.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/11/21 22:00:09
Subject: Vancouver bans knobs.
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Androgynous Daemon Prince of Slaanesh
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No, they jut offer free reduction surgery.
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Reality is a nice place to visit, but I'd hate to live there.
Manchu wrote:I'm a Catholic. We eat our God.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2025/07/18 14:42:43
Subject: Vancouver bans knobs.
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Lieutenant Colonel
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sounds like a conspiracy started by toddlers and dogs....
now they are gonna have to learn how to make the "easy access" doors hard to acces/childproof/dog proof
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/11/21 22:33:54
Subject: Vancouver bans knobs.
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Huge Hierodule
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Breotan wrote:It gets really cold up in Canada, guys. Knobs can be hard to turn when your hands are frozen in your mittens.
Vancouver doesn't get cold.
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Q: What do you call a Dinosaur Handpuppet?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/11/21 23:04:26
Subject: Vancouver bans knobs.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Is that because everyone Vancouvers themselves up?
I'll show myself out.
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Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/11/21 23:26:22
Subject: Vancouver bans knobs.
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Anti-Armour Swiss Guard
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No, it does - it's just that they can't play WM/H up there anymore.
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I'm OVER 50 (and so far over everyone's BS, too).
Old enough to know better, young enough to not give a ****.
That is not dead which can eternal lie ...
... and yet, with strange aeons, even death may die.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/11/22 00:00:45
Subject: Vancouver bans knobs.
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Alfndrate wrote:As long as Vancouver doesn't ban knockers people should be okay with this 
They have their uses but sometimes it's just as easy to clench your fist and do it yourself.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/11/21 23:32:59
Subject: Vancouver bans knobs.
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Fixture of Dakka
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With knobs on so many doors, it's a wonder people are able to enter their homes in Vancouver.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/11/22 01:21:22
Subject: Vancouver bans knobs.
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Fixture of Dakka
Bathing in elitist French expats fumes
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We're sorry to have taken your attention away frm worthwhile news (someone had to say it).
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/11/22 01:42:05
Subject: Vancouver bans knobs.
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Hey, it's worthwhile enough for the city council to expend money and time on considering, it must be important.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/11/22 03:27:36
Subject: Vancouver bans knobs.
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Huge Hierodule
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Avatar 720 wrote:
Is that because everyone Vancouvers themselves up?
I'll show myself out.
Nope, it's 'cause the ocean prevents them from really freezing. Every year you get one-or-two days which dip low enough to get ice/snow, and the rest of Canada gets to enjoy a hearty laugh.
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Q: What do you call a Dinosaur Handpuppet?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 0010/11/22 03:32:47
Subject: Vancouver bans knobs.
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Fate-Controlling Farseer
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cadbren wrote:Hey, it's worthwhile enough for the city council to expend money and time on considering, it must be important.
You forgot your sarcasm smiley.
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Full Frontal Nerdity |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/11/22 03:53:28
Subject: Vancouver bans knobs.
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Fixture of Dakka
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This blatant discrimination must stop! Knobs are door handles too!
On the more serious side? Why?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/11/22 03:56:17
Subject: Vancouver bans knobs.
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Any Ork player should be outraged. Battling an already outdated codex, the Canadians have gone ahead an kicked the poor players while their army is down.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/11/22 03:59:52
Subject: Re:Vancouver bans knobs.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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So...Canada no longer has any men then?
Kronk in Japan trying to raise the baby production rate and now he sees this. Canada is going to be "Kronkqured" next.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/11/22 06:32:33
Subject: Vancouver bans knobs.
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Solahma
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Sgt_Scruffy wrote:Any Ork player should be outraged. Battling an already outdated codex, the Canadians have gone ahead an kicked the poor players while their army is down.
Wu'd we effa do to ya, Vankoova?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/11/22 07:23:45
Subject: Vancouver bans knobs.
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The Dread Evil Lord Varlak
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Arthritis, carpal tunnel syndrome, stuff like that. It's pretty common for public buildings built these days to levers, or even just be pushed open. Extending it to all homes is pretty out there though.
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“We may observe that the government in a civilized country is much more expensive than in a barbarous one; and when we say that one government is more expensive than another, it is the same as if we said that that one country is farther advanced in improvement than another. To say that the government is expensive and the people not oppressed is to say that the people are rich.”
Adam Smith, who must have been some kind of leftie or something. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/11/22 09:32:24
Subject: Re:Vancouver bans knobs.
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Hulking Hunter-class Warmech
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Best word ever.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/01/23 01:43:10
Subject: Vancouver bans knobs.
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Contagious Dreadnought of Nurgle
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sebster wrote:
Arthritis, carpal tunnel syndrome, stuff like that. It's pretty common for public buildings built these days to levers, or even just be pushed open. Extending it to all homes is pretty out there though.
Lots of disabilities that restrict movement. Great for public buildings, few of which use door knobs or leavers of any kind and mostly just push open in my experience. Utterly idiotic for private homes. It is interfering with peoples personal choices in the most petty of ways. It is not like it is difficult or expensive to change door knobs if you wish. It is like insisting that all new homes have ramps and everyone paint bathrooms in partially sited friendly colors.
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insaniak wrote:Sometimes, Exterminatus is the only option.
And sometimes, it's just a case of too much scotch combined with too many buttons... |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/11/22 10:56:48
Subject: Vancouver bans knobs.
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Executing Exarch
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I liked this quote.
Still, the door knob has defenders. "I'm shocked to hear this," says Sam Mirshak, owner of the architectural antique shop, The Door Store, when told about the Vancouver ban. "I can see it for community buildings and institutions, but not homes.
"I have strong feelings about hardware. Door knobs are lovely. They're the jewelry of the door."
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Blacksails wrote:
Its because ordinance is still a word.
However, firing ordinance at someone isn't nearly as threatening as firing ordnance at someone.
Ordinance is a local law, or bill, or other form of legislation.
Ordnance is high caliber explosives.
No 'I' in ordnance.
Don't drown the enemy in legislation, drown them in explosives. |
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