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2013/12/25 21:57:31
Subject: Something silly… Your 40k bodyguards.
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Veteran Inquisitorial Tyranid Xenokiller
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 Selym wrote:
Who? *raised eyebrow*
My daemonic masters would like to know.
Errrr..... nobody, I didn't say anything, not me, nuh uh.
Would you mind standing 2 feet to the left, no reason, it just improves my view what with being a *cough* slaaneshi and all.
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Brb learning to play.
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2013/12/25 21:59:53
Subject: Re:Something silly… Your 40k bodyguards.
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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I'm getting skeptical. I need to check this with my company leader, Witch-General Angsar...
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2013/12/25 22:12:50
Subject: Something silly… Your 40k bodyguards.
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Pragmatic Primus Commanding Cult Forces
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I would go for a squad of Incubi.
Wolf Guard would also work.
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2013/12/25 22:54:22
Subject: Something silly… Your 40k bodyguards.
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Aspirant Tech-Adept
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Either a squad of Wraithguard, Movie Marine Tactical Squad or a Vindicare Assasin.
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Poor ignorant guardsmen, it be but one of many of the great miracles of the Emperor! The Emperor is magic, like Harry Potter, but more magic! A most real and true SPACE WIZARD! And for the last time... I'm not a space plumber.
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2013/12/25 23:01:47
Subject: Re:Something silly… Your 40k bodyguards.
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Veteran Inquisitorial Tyranid Xenokiller
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Selym wrote:I'm getting skeptical. I need to check this with my company leader, Witch-General Angsar...
If I could perhaps have you attention for just 5 more minutes, I'd like to tell you all about the book of ..... Lorgar, Yes!
No need to contact your superiors just yet, I still haven't told you about the Alp...Book of Lorgar, and how to be a good chaos worshipper and how to hate the emp....corpse god real good.
And if you could perhaps move a smidgen more to the left, that would be lovely.
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Brb learning to play.
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2013/12/25 23:18:55
Subject: Something silly… Your 40k bodyguards.
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Ghost of Greed and Contempt
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A few people have said they want a vindicare assassin. this, to me, betrays a woeful lack of ambition. I want the assassin team from "Nemesis", the very best operatives from every assassin temple? I think that between them, they'd see through any plotted attempt on my life... and then I'd release the Garantine....
Wryyyyyyyy.... 
Alternatively, a coterie of Word Bearers, who belive I'm the messiah? That'd be cool!
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2013/12/26 00:41:40
Subject: Something silly… Your 40k bodyguards.
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Preacher of the Emperor
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Feth it, I'll go with the SoB. Apart from them being my favourite ones, playing bodyguard to important individuals is also one of their duties, so they know what they're doing. Their Shield of Faith and Acts of Faith would also be quite useful.
But, specifically, I'd go with Sisters from the Order of the Argent Shroud. They're famous for their selflessness, and their habit of speaking as little as possible would up their status as badass bodyguards.
 pretre wrote:Also, all the 'hurr SOB' folks should probably remember what happened to the last guy who tried to make them his harem.
Ha, indeed. Good way to lose your head.
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2013/12/26 01:09:52
Subject: Something silly… Your 40k bodyguards.
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Powerful Spawning Champion
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A Necron Royal Court would be my ideal crew, with an emphasis on Crypteks. 
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2013/12/26 02:53:56
Subject: Something silly… Your 40k bodyguards.
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Steadfast Grey Hunter
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A complete squad of 10 wolfguards with tda and a mix of fist, frost blades, assault cannons and combi plasma and melta, oh, and a rune priest just to check the runes to know when to add new stains on the weapons of my wolfguard, from the blood of the bad guys 
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2013/12/26 03:40:15
Subject: Re:Something silly… Your 40k bodyguards.
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Araqiel
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I wouldn't mind a group of banshees 
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2013/12/26 05:27:40
Subject: Something silly… Your 40k bodyguards.
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Trigger-Happy Baal Predator Pilot
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Sisters of Battle for seemingly obvious reasons... great at shooting, dedication and lots of melta
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2013/12/26 06:17:28
Subject: Something silly… Your 40k bodyguards.
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Sister Vastly Superior
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A 10 Girl Squad of Celestians
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2013/12/26 08:40:48
Subject: Something silly… Your 40k bodyguards.
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Stalwart Tribune
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Eldar farseer council and I would be perfectly safe.
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2013/12/26 10:30:34
Subject: Something silly… Your 40k bodyguards.
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Focused Fire Warrior
New Zealand
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Ogryns in power armour armed with assault cannons. And maybe colonel "i threw dolph lundgreninto a combine harvester at the end of universal soldier" straken as the head bodyguard
Because we all know colonel greiss lived to a ripe old age thanks to nork deddog punching out warbosses and using chimeras as riot shields.
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2013/12/26 17:58:21
Subject: Re:Something silly… Your 40k bodyguards.
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Sneaky Striking Scorpion
South West UK
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I warn you, they're screamers.
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What is best in life?
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2013/12/26 18:21:18
Subject: Re:Something silly… Your 40k bodyguards.
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Warplord Titan Princeps of Tzeentch
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You ARE aware some of them are males in female armor right 
As a great dead man once said "Are you my virgins? I hope not. there are some ugly-ass guys in there."
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2013/12/26 18:22:29
Subject: Re:Something silly… Your 40k bodyguards.
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Trazyn's Museum Curator
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 BoomWolf wrote: You ARE aware some of them are males in female armor right As a great dead man once said "Are you my virgins? I hope not. there are some ugly-ass guys in there."
Huh, what do you know. Eldar do dress in drag Now the Eldar jokes in the Regular Marine comic makes a lot more sense.
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What I have
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Westwood lives in death!
Peace through power!
A longbeard when it comes to Necrons and WHFB. Grumble Grumble
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2013/12/27 13:17:43
Subject: Re:Something silly… Your 40k bodyguards.
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Araqiel
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BoomWolf wrote:
You ARE aware some of them are males in female armor right
As a great dead man once said "Are you my virgins? I hope not. there are some ugly-ass guys in there."
Noooooooooooooooo - "Darth Vader" Automatically Appended Next Post:
Finally they won't be under powered
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2013/12/27 14:41:11
Subject: Re:Something silly… Your 40k bodyguards.
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Newbie Black Templar Neophyte
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Mine would be just be 2 standard Grey Knights. They can use there psychic power to stop people dropping down near you, plus they have great skill with a blade and stormbolter and they won't become traitorous.
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2013/12/27 14:50:13
Subject: Re:Something silly… Your 40k bodyguards.
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On a Canoptek Spyder's Waiting List
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A Necron Lord with MSS would do the trick and maybe a Warscythe for good measure 
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I am a nobody trying to tell anybody about a somebody that can save everybody |
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2013/12/27 17:32:23
Subject: Something silly… Your 40k bodyguards.
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Screaming Shining Spear
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I voted the Dire Avengers with the Exarch. That guy can provide me with an Invuln and the squad is tough as nails against even the most determined firepower. They can also wound anything in the game with their basic weapons.
They are also far more observant naturally than the other races, able to spot trouble well before the others (gak on your Space Marine senses, Eldar have that naturally).
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Record for 6th Edition- Eldar: 25-4-2
Record for 7th Edition -
Eldar: 0-0-0 (Yes, I feel it is that bad)
Battlefleet Gothic: 2,750 pts of Craftworld Eldar
X-wing(Focusing on Imperials): CR90, 6 TIE Fighters, 4 TIE Interceptors, TIE Bomber, TIE Advanced, 4 X-wings, 3 A-wings, 3 B-wings, Y-wing, Z-95
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2013/12/27 18:11:47
Subject: Re:Something silly… Your 40k bodyguards.
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Boom! Leman Russ Commander
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that might be true; I see the fact of them being elves actually attracting a lot of negative attention and more fights and trouble coming towards you and them than you would have without them. true, they could probobly handle themselves with their guns of course but in areas where they arent allowed to bring weapons.....
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2013/12/27 20:33:34
Subject: Something silly… Your 40k bodyguards.
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Seattle
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Ten Death Cult Assassins.
Like this one
Image not shown because of slight NSFW content.
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It is best to be a pessimist. You are usually right and, when you're wrong, you're pleasantly surprised. |
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2013/12/27 20:48:06
Subject: Something silly… Your 40k bodyguards.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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A multiple-clade Officio Assassinorum team.
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Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
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2013/12/27 21:01:24
Subject: Something silly… Your 40k bodyguards.
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Whiteshield Conscript Trooper
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A mixed Imperial guard Tank platoon. Seems good to me. have the firepower to bring down anything, and the armor to withstand a withering storm of even the heaviest guns around.
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Leman russ punisher, your problem gone in one million bullets or less, or your money back |
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2013/12/27 21:04:41
Subject: Something silly… Your 40k bodyguards.
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Drakhun
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A Primarch.
Preferably all 20 of them.
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DS:90-S+G+++M++B-IPw40k03+D+A++/fWD-R++T(T)DM+
Warmachine MKIII record 39W/0D/6L
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2013/12/27 21:13:58
Subject: Something silly… Your 40k bodyguards.
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Elite Tyranid Warrior
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Shhh.... You mean 18 right? An obvious typo, no need to have the Inquisition arrest everyone who has opened this thread. Right?
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2013/12/27 21:14:30
Subject: Something silly… Your 40k bodyguards.
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Sneaky Striking Scorpion
South West UK
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Does she need to go to the loo? Like, really, really badly?
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What is best in life?
To wound enemy units, see them driven from the table, and hear the lamentations of their player. |
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2013/12/27 21:15:34
Subject: Something silly… Your 40k bodyguards.
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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Zookie wrote:
Shhh.... You mean 18 right? An obvious typo, no need to have the Inquisition arrest everyone who has opened this thread. Right?
*Nazi salute*
Exterminatus!
(Sorry, but INQ is INQ)
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2013/12/27 21:19:19
Subject: Something silly… Your 40k bodyguards.
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Drakhun
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Zookie wrote:
Shhh.... You mean 18 right? An obvious typo, no need to have the Inquisition arrest everyone who has opened this thread. Right?
No typo intended. That way, if you manage to defeat all 18 and the massed hordes that they have assembled, and finally corner me in my safe room. KA-BOOM the final two burst out of my safe.
Edit: Plus, the Inquisition will get involved to destroy anyone who knows about my two portable Primarchs.
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DS:90-S+G+++M++B-IPw40k03+D+A++/fWD-R++T(T)DM+
Warmachine MKIII record 39W/0D/6L
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