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**Guardsmen Bob**

*Bob finishes digging up the sand to reveal a un-exploded battleship shell.*

Oh man...this is going to hurt.

*He punches the shell with his powerfist and causes a HUGE explosion. This propels him through the air towards the Thunderhawk, fist first.*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THAT HURT!

**Ashiraya**

*Alert. Additional boarders detected. Activating secondary defence systems.*

*Hatches open, and piles of Cultists are kicked out, intended to intercept the attackers.*

**thepowerfulwill**

*Among the cultists charges one Firewarrior, Swinging a curved knife.*

FOR THE GREATER BLOODSHED!

**the shrouded lord**

om nom nom *breaks into thunder hawk interior*
now, where is the mountain dew?

**SkavenLord**

WAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
*curls into a ball and rolls quickly toward thepowerfulwill*

**thepowerfulwill**

*Grabs the small creature, Prepares to hurl it at invaders!*

GOOD FOR THE GOOD THRONE!

**Guardsmen Bob**

*Obliterates falling cultists with his powerfist as his smashes into...and then out of the thunderhawk.*

Aw nuts!

*Gravity reasserts itself^

Aaaaaaaah!

**thepowerfulwill**

*Leans out the newly formed window, and watches the guards man fall.*
*Still holding SkavenLord with one arm, pulls out drone controls with his free hand, shouts into it while foaming at the mouth a bit...*

METAL BEING! BREAK THE FALL OF THIS "GUARDSMAN" I CAN'T REACH HIS BLOOD IF HE FALLS!

*Quiets down a bit*

Besides, he may be a useful auxiliary, if he chooses so....

**the shrouded lord**

Evil/nice tau, more common then you think...
Om nom nom.
*eats security turret thing*

**Ashiraya**

*Damage report: hull compromised. Several boarders have left the vessel. Damage to hull makes engaging Stormblade non-recommended. Returning to the Serpent's Revenge for repairs.*

**Freddie Gibbs**

*And suddenly, a wild Big Mek teleports in.*
Wait, wot es th- *He then sees all the carnage, and the fact that he was in one of 'dem Marine gits fightas, so he completely disregards all the commotion around to smash open the interior panels to "check tha tech".*
Ooo, shiny bits!

**Sgt_Smudge**

**catches Guardsman Bob in one hand and throws krak grenade at the Thunderhawk 's engines**
Blessed Emperor, guide my throw so that it may smite the unclean heretics that taint Your name!
**grenades explode**

**Freddie Gibbs**

Oy, wot!? *was the Mek's response, as the Thunderhawk starts shaking.* Oh zog no, ya ain't goin' down wivout me gettin' me loot first!
*So he runs to the back, and brings up his trusty Burna, and clanks down the mureen-cutta nuzzle to try and cut a hole in the roof.*

**SkavenLord**

Wait. I'm part walrus. *Looks down at thepowerfulwill* HOW ON EARTH ARE YOU HOLDING ME WITH ONE ARM!?!

**the shrouded lord**

*eats to the roof*
Why is there an Ork up here?

**Sgt_Smudge**

Why ARE we here?!

**thepowerfulwill**

WITH THIS WALRUS-CAT I HOLD THROUGH THE STRENGTH OF THE GREAT ETHEREAL KHORNE, I! BRING!

DEATH!

*SWINGS SKAVEN LORD LIKE A CLUB TOWARDS THE FACE OF THE TYRANID LOOMING ABOVE HIM!*

**Freddie Gibbs**

*Oh good, now he doesn't have to cut a hole in the roof.* Becuz I got 'ere ta loot sum fings. Like DAT KANNON! *Points at the Thunderhawk Cannon.*

**Ashiraya**

*The heavy sounds of Marine footfalls on armoured floor plating is heard.*

SKULLS FOR THE THE SKULL THRONE!

Come face me, cowards!

*An Astartes, clad in spiked, white armour with redmetal trims, chainaxe in hand, appears and starts being obnoxious. He quickly singles out the Ork and charges, magnetic bootsoles keeping his steps firm in the shaking, ascending Thunderhawk.*

**thepowerfulwill**

*Still battling the roof devouring tyranid, the blood soaked tau shouts to the chaos marine*
BROTHER! LET THE ORK'S BLOOD FLOW! TEAR HIS VERY VEINS FROM HIS FLESH! TAKE HIS SKULL AND MAKE IT INTO A CODPIECE!

**Freddie Gibbs**

Huh? Oh, ya wanna foight ya tin-can git? 'Ell, GIT OVER 'ERE 'DEN!

*Of course, he didn't exactly have the kind of fancy "Sticky Bootz", but his weight does keep him on the Thunderhawk. For a while at least.

Anyway, with a white Spikey-Mureen running straight at him, he opts to point his Burna (with that "Kan-opener bit" still folded down) his way, and charge at him as well, yelling like any respectable Ork would do.*
WAAAAAAGH!

**Ashiraya**

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

*Not to be outdone, the Chaos Marine roars at the top of his vox-amplified lungs, letting loose a deafening praise to the Lord of Battle before heedlessly shoulder-charging the Ork (Space Marine style!)*

**Freddie Gibbs**

*Oh that git ain't gonna outdo him with his know-wotz and cheaty things, so the muzzle of the Burna swings wide to slice the head, which of course results in Crazygit getting quite a spikey shoulder into his face, sending him tumbling down to the side to the wing.*
Ow, dut' 'urt o weeh bid much... *he complained with a broken jaw, as he gets himself back on his feet, and unsheathing his trusty Choppa.*

**thepowerfulwill**

*Is nearly deafened by the glorious scream of his fellow khornate, as soon as his head clears, he hurls the Walrus-Cat at the beast above, grinning madly.*

BLOOD FROM THE EARDRUMS IS STILL BLOOD! EXCELLENT WORK COMRADE!

*Notices the fact that the storm raven is about to reach the ground, leaps onto the dazed beast's head and prepares to ride to the ground*

BEAST! I NAME YOU A NEW AUXILIARY! NOW! TO SAFETY!

**Freddie Gibbs**

Wha-OY! GIT OFFA ME, GIT! *he bellows, as he grabs the rather mad fish-'ead, and hurls him onto the wing, where he proceeds to swing the choppa at his head.*

YE BETTA KNOW BETTA THA' GETTIN' ON ME BACK!

**thepowerfulwill**

*Did not jump on the ork...*

**Freddie Gibbs**

Uh...
Did ya jump on 'dat squiggly fing 'dere?
Or tha flyin' fing 'ere?

**thepowerfulwill**

*He indeed did, but is highly amused by the pummeling that ork just gave some random cultist.*

**Ashiraya**

Thunderhawk Talon of Kraxis, taking heavy damage. Lord Kharaxx is driving off the boarders but the craft has sufferered structural damage. Activating secondary thrusters. Draining emergency fuel reserves. Making for upper atmosphere with all speed.

*Meanwhile Kharaxx, who is, of course, the Chaos Marine fighting the Ork, throws his axe aside and draws his long knife, eager to spill blood...*

THIS SILENCE OFFENDS SLAANESH!

Brother Skrillexus, what-

*Brother Skrillexus, a Noise Champion, appears and plays his extravagant noise weapon. The following scene is forced into the heads of everyone present, but of course, only Skrillexus himself enjoys it.*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vGb4b3Qvao&t=4m2s

**Freddie Gibbs**

Ah, 'dat's 'least good! *He would want to chop the head off, but since it's smashed into two pummeled halves, it's not exactly suitable, so he smashes the blade into the arm socket instead to grab the arm, and take a bite of it.*
'Den oI can git sum foo-AWOTDAZOG!?
*Due to the surprise thrusting, he gets completely thrown off balance, and smashes himself on the wing, and almost fell off it it wasn't because he managed to grab the flappy part of the wing.* Zogzogzogzog I gotta GIT BACK ON!