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**Buttery Commissar**

Hey, hey! I don't have to raise morale on my day off. It's for gun polishing, hat restoration and apparently there's been a season premier of My Little Pony and Thunderbirds.

That said, the idea of a pretty heretic is sort of adorable. I'm picturing a lot of pink and glitter. Possibly aromatherapy candles, and a foot spa.

**CREEEEEEEEED**

So slanesh.

Also, I can't translate what you said Matthew. So, have these instead.

**JamesGang**

I will help you translate.

**CREEEEEEEEED**

Well, I've always wanted to be saved by a strangely named superhero.

**JamesGang**

Aquaman never counted hrm?

I employ his services but Nelson thwarts him every time!

**Selym**

I'm back.

Heretics 0, Selym 1

**zombiekila707**

**Selym**

Die foul xenos! This land is the Emperor's!

**zombiekila707**

Humie youz best gotz a bigger choppa then that ting!

**Selym**

My other choppa'z a Thunder Hammer, Ork.

**zombiekila707**

Well I gotz "Lodz of teef"

**JamesGang**

I have a fancy Hat and I am the Emperor. Plus I have CREEEEEEEEED on my side. Stand down and be my cabana boy.

**zombiekila707**

Zog off! Im no ones cabana boy!!

**JamesGang**

And 5......4.......3.... Prepare to be tactical genius'd.....

**Selym**

2... 1...

I was expecting Creed to place a Titan somewhere, but he seems to have infiltrated me and my sword right up this Ork's backside.

I hope you're all happy.

**alabamaheretic**

*appears*

**Selym**

Oh.

CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!!!!!!!!!!

**CREEEEEEEEED**

Sorry, did someone say something?

**Selym**

CREEEEEEEEED wrote:
Sorry, did someone say something?

Thanks to you, I'm covered in fungus poo, and I have to babysit this Titan.

**zombiekila707**

*sneaks on titan and releases a bag of squigs*

Humies tink youz so smart well...here some squigs... dat i bought... wit "lodz of teef"

**JamesGang**

I will stare at you sternly and gives your lodz of poop some cavities.

No one is afraid of people with cavities.

**Selym**

But people are afraid of people who make cavities. Like me and my Boltgun.

Let the philosophical debate begin!

**JamesGang**

::stares sternly::

**Buttery Commissar**

See fella, this is why you need CREEEEED for your tactical advice - Unless you take away all the green stuff and Milliput, cavities are a temporary inconvenience at best.

[Sighs and toasts a bagel on a burning heretic]

**JamesGang**

CREEEEEEEEEEED is the engine for which all heretics blood powers.

I merely drive the machine of war and point my finger.

**Selym**

Buttery Commissar wrote:
See fella, this is why you need CREEEEED for your tactical advice - Unless you take away all the green stuff and Milliput, cavities are a temporary inconvenience at best.

[Sighs and toasts a bagel on a burning heretic]

Heresy bagels. Never thought I'd see the day. Best prep my flamer.

**Buttery Commissar**

Pretty sure Heresy bagels Is what happens when you toast one and put Nutella on one half and peanut butter on the other.

I'd genuinely curse the person who first told me about it if I could remember who it was. So fething good. Messy though; melts everywhere. I'll Uh... Be in my happy place...

**Trondheim**

Buttery Commissar wrote:
Pretty sure Heresy bagels Is what happens when you toast one and put Nutella on one half and peanut butter on the other.

I'd genuinely curse the person who first told me about it if I could remember who it was. So fething good. Messy though; melts everywhere. I'll Uh... Be in my happy place...

You know what else that melts when you set it aflame? Your familiy pet dog

**Buttery Commissar**

Hang on... That's not how you cook dogs! You fry them for best results. Hm, with ideas like that, I don't believe you're actually a chef, at all...

[Returns to staring dreamily into space and quietly waxing lyrical about chocolatey peanut butter]

**KommissarKiln**

JamesGang wrote:
A bank holiday will not save anyone. I have brought the first, last and only legion left of my 19th century space planet of France.

Matthew will not be suffered to continue any further without answering the question of his treachery!

Oh my God, the planets of 18th-century France AND 19th-century France have been destroyed?!? What happened to Planet 19th-century France??

Buttery Commissar wrote:
Pretty sure Heresy bagels Is what happens when you toast one and put Nutella on one half and peanut butter on the other.

I'd genuinely curse the person who first told me about it if I could remember who it was. So fething good. Messy though; melts everywhere. I'll Uh... Be in my happy place...

For a quicker version of the same deliciousness, put peanut butter on a Ritz cracker and Nutella on another, then make a fething mini-cracker-oh-so-creamy-sandwich!