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Made in gb
Brigadier General





The new Sick Man of Europe

I've read his thoughts. Seems to be something about offering some shock trooper lady a immediate promotion in return for a very "special" favour.

DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
 
   
Made in nl
Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings






North of your position

Disgusting! You need to earn your promotions on the Battlefield!

   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

*Static*

Says the person who got promoted to a high-level leadership position without showing any leadership aptitude whatsoever.



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in nl
Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings






North of your position

*shoots nearby stranger with shotgun*
+100 Points
You've been promoted
73 Chief Warrant Officer Five III


Promoteeeeeed!

   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

How could you!? He had a wi-

*Scans biometric*

++404: FAMILIAL RECORDS NOT FOUND++

Well, he was an unmarried orphan, but least his co-

++404: OCCUPATIONAL RECORD NOT FOUND++

Nope. Unemployed.

Friends at least?

++404: NO HUMAN CONTACT WITHIN ONE WEEK++

Nope.

I think you did that guy a favor.

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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in nl
Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings






North of your position

*continues screaming the word "promoted" while opening a golden briefcase*

   
Made in us
Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought






Illinois

TNB! You happy or sumpin'?

INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
 
   
Made in nl
Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings






North of your position

I got Promoteeeeeeeeeeeeeeed!

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/06/26 14:03:49


   
Made in us
Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought






Illinois

Good for you! What caused it?

INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
 
   
Made in nl
Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings






North of your position

I shot that guy over there. *points to dead body, blown apart by a shotgun shell*

   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

 sing your life wrote:
I've read his thoughts. Seems to be something about offering some shock trooper lady a immediate promotion in return for a very "special" favour.
..!

I- I sometimes need help opening jars, okay?

[Lowers head and looks at feet] It's hard to get things open when you're covered in butter.


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in nl
Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings






North of your position

Raaaaaah! Need! More! Kills!

*shoots at Buttery Commissar*

   
Made in us
Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought






Illinois

BC get DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
 
   
Made in nl
Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings






North of your position

Going down doesn't really matter a lot when using Frag Rounds.

   
Made in ca
Heroic Senior Officer





Krieg! What a hole...

*Fires at thenoobboomb with his hellgun, in an effort to save the Commissar* ''This trooper gave you a gasmask and you shoot his Commissar, filthy traitor''

Member of 40k Montreal There is only war in Montreal
Primarchs are a mistake
DKoK Blog:http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/419263.page Have a look, I guarantee you will not see greyer armies, EVER! Now with at least 4 shades of grey

Savageconvoy wrote:
Snookie gives birth to Heavy Gun drone squad. Someone says they are overpowered. World ends.

 
   
Made in nl
Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings






North of your position

Hey, he was on the other team!

*drops to the floor and throws a medpack in front of himself*

   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

Gah! [Rolls behind tank]
[Looks at empty bolt pistol]

...!
[Abuses rank] [Resets scoreboard, wiping thenoobbomb's score] Rollback's a bitch, huh? [Two fingered salute over top of tank]


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in nl
Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings






North of your position

Hah, good thing my stats are saved elsewhere! *blows up tank with SMAW*

   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

OH FETH NO.

*Storms over to TNB*

I SPENT A LONG FETHING TIME CLEANING THAT THING OUT.

*Extends mechandendrite menacingly*



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

It'll be fine. [Dusts self off] It's technically the lower half of my avatar and so probably comes under repairable..

That said... [Strolls over to Thenoobbomb] [Confiscates SMAW and places it under the treads of one of CREEEEED's various roaming Baneblades]
[Returns] Stop firing that indoors!


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in gb
Jealous that Horus is Warmaster




Behind you

So if firing weapons in doors isnt alowed how about slicing with sycthes?
   
Made in us
Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike





Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..

*Wakes up, with a groan that split continents*

-I would say good morning but I hate mornings so... Horrible morning to you all-

*Looks around*

OOC: What did I miss to busy leading my wolves to another glorious victory! Had the greatest duel ever with Arjax vs abaddon and Arjax came out victorious!


First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden 
   
Made in nl
Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings






North of your position

*Grabs new SMAW*

   
Made in us
Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard




Catskills in NYS

*Switched on shield generator just in case*

Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
 kronk wrote:
Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
 sebster wrote:
Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
 BaronIveagh wrote:
Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

 e.earnshaw wrote:
So if firing weapons in doors isnt alowed how about slicing with sycthes?

[Backs away] ... I'm hardly in a position to comment.


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in ca
Heroic Senior Officer





Krieg! What a hole...

*ducks in trench*

OOC: That the SMAW that can be fired indoors?

Member of 40k Montreal There is only war in Montreal
Primarchs are a mistake
DKoK Blog:http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/419263.page Have a look, I guarantee you will not see greyer armies, EVER! Now with at least 4 shades of grey

Savageconvoy wrote:
Snookie gives birth to Heavy Gun drone squad. Someone says they are overpowered. World ends.

 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

ooc: On what Astartes are allowed to get up to...


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike





Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..

-How are we indoors I am pretty tall... my heads in the stratosphere... so Is the room super sized when i come in... I hate this room...-

*Begins smashing the walls and roof of the room*


First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

The room self repairs if you look away....



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in gb
Jealous that Horus is Warmaster




Behind you

I always have my eyes open so go ahead zombie killa.

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