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**thenoobbomb**

*Puts two pistol rounds through BC's head*
+100 kill
+10 Headshot

**Selym**

thenoobbomb wrote:
*Puts two pistol rounds through BC's head*
+100 kill
+10 Headshot

*Executes you*
+100 Kill
+10 Headshot
+Quad Pwnage

Buttery Commissar wrote:
[Keels over laughing]
w-wait, what wazza bolt pishtol doing anything near your... [incomprehensible hand gesture] to begigigi- to shtart with? Man, fore-play hash changed a lot... [Giggling]

Look, it's not like that. There was an execution, a heavy weapons team, Lord Creed and several Eldar involved. I don't want to get into it.

**e.earnshaw**

Despite you being completely against every thing I hoped for my imperium commissar I approve now empty your clip into his body. Make him deader then dead.

**Selym**

e.earnshaw wrote:
Despite you being completely against every thing I hoped for my imperium commissar I approve now empty your clip into his body. Make him deader then dead.

My Lord Emperor!
How may I serve you?

**e.earnshaw**

Kill tnb. Spawn camp him. 360 no scopes preferable. Beat him at his own game.

**Co'tor Shas**

I be live trucks covered in plastic explosive are the preferred method.

**Selym**

I'll grab some det-packs and place them at his spawn marker.
*sends 50 conscripts to get a conveyorbelt of explosives going*

**Buttery Commissar**

[Sits up] ... [Spits out two bullets] A trick I picked up from Commishar Moretti... Don't try thish at home, kidsh--

[Sees e.earnshaw] [Rubs eyes] Holy feth, ei-either I'm drunkener than I thought, or that trick didn't work. [Existential crisis]

**thenoobbomb**

*Spawns somewhere completely different and flies overhead in a fighter jet*

He's not real! He's a maymaaay!

**zombiekila707**

-Enough!-

*Hand stretches grabs thenoobbombs jet and puts him into a cocoon of fleshy material before doing this though I take all explosives and firearms from the pesky mortal.*

-Hey emperor when did you get here?-

**thenoobbomb**

You can't do that in Battlefield! *Runs away with all his gear*

Besides, that's not the real Emperor or whatever! Ever seen someone with big white letters in front of him at all times? I think not!

**e.earnshaw**

Uses pyskic powers tnbs vision gos dark letters pop up in front of him round over defeat.

**Bobthehero**

''This trooper would prefer you do not attempt to retrieve his hellgun again, thank you very much, buddy of the Emperor''

**Buttery Commissar**

[Sobers up] You know, for once I'm inclined to agree with TNB's ranting.
Especially about the giant floating words. [Pokes the words] Gah! They're all sticky. [Shakes hand loose]

I call shenanigans.

**e.earnshaw**

This is heresy..... you dont even recoginise your own emperor.......

**Buttery Commissar**

Heresy yourself. Nothin I was ever taught about the Emperor included reference to giant hovering text. Cherubim, perhaps. Lotsa sunbeams and glitter...

For all I know you're a disgruntled janitor in a costume, and can be foiled by four teenagers and a talking dog in a gaudily painted Chimera.

**CREEEEEEEEED**

Shush, Commissar, how can you insult his most glorious majesty!

**2BlackJack1**

You know, with the Greater Good you do not have to worry about a deity with floating letters or not. Join today!

**Buttery Commissar**

[Sighs] Blessed is the mind too small for doubt...

I'm not insulting anyone. I'm merely saying he might not be who he says he is!

**zombiekila707**

*Steps on 2BlackJack1 smashing him to paste*

-You keep that crap to yourself... Damn greater gooders trying to spread all this greater good...-

*Begins eating the mountains of pizza that fell from the skies*

-Hey emperor why do you have floating words? It looks good on you with the gold and such*

**Co'tor Shas**

If he is who he says he is, he's a lot less violent than I would have thought. I mean, he's literally surrounded by heretics, traitors, aliens, and demons, and he has yet to even try and kill one of us. Not that I'm complaining.

**2BlackJack1**

*Slowly regenerates from his wounds*

Good thing my ancestors ate sponges, they have amazing regeneration abilities!

**Selym**

Co'tor Shas wrote:
If he is who he says he is, he's a lot less violent than I would have thought. I mean, he's literally surrounded by heretics, traitors, aliens, and demons, and he has yet to even try and kill one of us. Not that I'm complaining.

He's waiting for the armies to start. Something something honour.

**Buttery Commissar**

Something something faker, more like.

Although it's arguable as to whether the Emperor could agree with the concept of heresy or heretics, as He hardly planned for the Imperium to turn out the way it did. Back when he walked about, there weren't such concepts... Plus all of his views eschewed organised religion.
So for the Emperor to recognise heresy would be a bit of a-

[Right eye dilates] [Nosebleed starts] Oh Feth, I gave myself a headache.

**zombiekila707**

*Gathers up all the tau and tau sympathizers and warp there bodies into trees*

-Hate the new races that keep popping up in the galaxy! All Tau will be turned into trees for my amusement and the benefit of the environment.... CTHULHU FOR PRESIDENT 2016*

*Deep ones pass out Cthulhu 2016 buttons*

-See you all at the voting booth... except the tau... I hate the tau...-

**Selym**

Buttery Commissar wrote:
Something something faker, more like.

Although it's arguable as to whether the Emperor could agree with the concept of heresy or heretics, as He hardly planned for the Imperium to turn out the way it did. Back when he walked about, there weren't such concepts... Plus all of his views eschewed organised religion.
So for the Emperor to recognise heresy would be a bit of a-

[Right eye dilates] [Nosebleed starts] Oh Feth, I gave myself a headache.

WITCH!

*executes you*

**2BlackJack1**

It seems the Emperor has bigger worries than xenos or heretics if Cthulhu is running for president. Perhaps a joint operative between tau and the Imperium would be in order. Or, if that's too big of a stretch, why not hire some Kroot to help? We could use some extra cash.

**Buttery Commissar**

Ah, feth.
[Backs away] N-no need for that sort of-
[Runs]

**shasolenzabi**

"Dragon here, not a Demon,,,,,"

**2BlackJack1**

Void dragon? I hear that that thing has a lot of followers. It would be a great honor for a Kroot to behold such a creature, and perhaps see what type of genes one could get off of it...