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*Facepalm*

Buttery commissar your under arrest for being a traitor. 2BlackJack1 still contemplating on killing you cause your a xenos. Seylm you hideous monster you are dead! And KingmanHighBorn *pulls out ornate bolt pistol and blows off head* you go to furry hell.

*Leaves a bottle of amasec by Highborn's body*

I hope that will work. There wasn't much left. Also, BC is just doing his job as morale officer, and he can't keep morale high with cuffs on.

*swings axe onto cuffs*

Sorry Vulkan, it's better this way. Also, xenos aren't that bad, just give us a chance.

What's that furry thing? On what team is it?

Gah! [Leans back from axe] Some advance warning, fella!
Besides... [Slips hand out of cuff] [Scratches ear] [Returns hand] ...I'm sure we can talk this through.

Wait, traitor? That inquisitor was asking for it when he invaded my personal space!
Oh, the daemon thing. I plead temporary insanity on the ground of diminish-
[Drops both cuffs and runs]

*shrugs*

Buttery commissar shot me with a tranq gun because I was attacking a great unclean one... that's pretty traitorous if you ask me

*pyre guard tackles buttery commissar to the ground and puts new cuffs on him*

And you just freed him... not good....

*Points The Furnaces Heart at 2BlackJack1 and his knarloc*

Also the furry creature I killed cause it was obviously a horrible daemon agent sent by slaanesh so I did us a favor.

*Moves out of the way of the Furnace*

Now, now. A tranq dart isn't so bad, you're still standing, right? And as for the furry critter, he could have gotten a last meal first, no? Oh, I never was good at this type of stuff.

*Charges at Pyre Guard while firing the mounted turret atop the knarloc*

For the Great Hawks of Pech!

I can respect that viewpoint.

...In my defense, the daemon did give me a cuddle. You have no idea quite how infrequently that happens as a commissar.

This, on the other hand, is not the kind of touching I like. Sober, anyway.

 zombiekila707 wrote:
*Facepalm*

Buttery commissar your under arrest for being a traitor. 2BlackJack1 still contemplating on killing you cause your a xenos. Seylm you hideous monster you are dead! And KingmanHighBorn *pulls out ornate bolt pistol and blows off head* you go to furry hell.

I was dead before I was a daemon!

*sits outside the map in a grump, being pounded by bolter rounds from the salamanders*

I'm not budging.

Look, I appreciate that you "Salamanders" work forges, and have resistance to heat, but if you mess with my friends, I may have to hit you with my flame breath of a blue-white hot star. I do like to say I am quite civil, and polite, so this is why I am giving you all a warning to calm down and work things out like adults, or do I have to go all "Gojira" on you?

(spikes and fins and some markings in scales start to glow red)

*pyre guard smash aside Knarloc and 2BlackJack1*

I have only quarrel with those who have betrayed my father and wish to bring harm to the innocence of this planet the xenos came to me with offering of peace and I accepted it... But it defends traitors and heretics who wish to bath this world in chaos! I will not stand for this! You dragon appear to be a creature of honor so I shall not raise my hammer against you! But can you truly support the actions of a great unclean one?! *Points to the dead wild life and the sickly green sky* Honor can only go so dragon so if you stand against us I will destroy you...

Also Buttery Commissar is under arrest and is in my care. The pyre guard acted not only in self defense but his as well.

 zombiekila707 wrote:
*pyre guard smash aside Knarloc and 2BlackJack1*

I have only quarrel with those who have betrayed my father and wish to bring harm to the innocence of this planet the xenos came to me with offering of peace and I accepted it... But it defends traitors and heretics who wish to bath this world in chaos! I will not stand for this! You dragon appear to be a creature of honor so I shall not raise my hammer against you! But can you truly support the actions of a great unclean one?! *Points to the dead wild life and the sickly green sky* Honor can only go so dragon so if you stand against us I will destroy you...

Also Buttery Commissar is under arrest and is in my care. The pyre guard acted not only in self defense but his as well.

Buttery Commissar has been trying to keep this place calm, as for the dead plant life, (blows purple healing smoke on plants they come back to life. sprays it on Selym as well, Great Clean One appears, Selym looks like giant newborn, the sky becomes blue again.) I can neutralize the Daemon, but w/o carnage he will disappear soon enough., OR I could if he misbehaves ash him on the spot. But as a being of the Universe, and according to the laws of thermo-dynamics, I cannot be truly destroyed, just changed.

Now, how say thee now modified Human?

Wish to harm the innocence? You showed up guns blazing and then threatened me with possible death. The Unclean One made less of a disaster with his appearance.

You are a strange creature shasolenzabi my men will stand down... BUT I will stay and watch... and if i see the slightest bit of chaos it will be confronted.

2BlackJack1 I came here guns blazing because I was told that there were chaos forces on this planet and looks like they weren't wrong so I don't see a problem with my actions just part of being a primarch duties and such...

I particularly liked the part of my self defense where the space marine sat on me and forced me to put handcuffs back on.
[Dodges swatting from guard]

Well, the Great Unclean one is now a pink skinned and cute if oversized baby form now.

Buttery was overwhelmed trying to stabilize the mess

the others have been behaved.

And you do seem to be living up to the more tolerant attitude the Salamanders are reputed for. 2Blackjack1, it could have been worse, Black Templars are so tolerant.

Oh and I have been called far worse things than Strange.

*pulls a handful of nurglite-matter out of the warp, and starts rubbing it on myself*

Why would anyone want to be clean? I'm just trying to be nice.

*Release buttery commissar*

I swear to the emperor if I was any other primarch this planet would already be dead... *sees selym pulling gak from the warp*

And I presume we are just gonna let this happen... *sigh*

*Drop pod lands housing small forge which I use to begin making artifacts for my sons to find later*

Aw, so soon? [Grins at guard] Call me~

[Skips away] [Puts up a stepladder, and starts rigging something in the ceiling]

*waddles back onto the "map", now thoroughly covered in filth*

Aahh. Much better.

*sits on TNB*

Ah, there we go! [Grins] [Reaches up to close ceiling hatch]

[BANG] [Lights for the entire room go out]

[Sound of idiot hitting the floor and step-ladder collapsing]

*wanders over*
It's times like this I'm glad I can see in the dark.

*Rifles through leather sacks tied to knarloc*

Here we go.

*pulls out several oil lamps and lights them before setting them up to light the room*

Sire someone could've had some drones light the area ornsomethinf, but I prefer this method.

Clearly the world was not ready for A/C with built in aromatherapy...

...I think I'll just lie here for a little bit. [Smoulders gently underneath ladder]

At least the lights are on a separate circuit to everything else.

Where's the power box at? I could try and take a whack at fixing it.

*lights flicker back on*

*hand crawls back to me*

Purr-fect!

That works too, I guess. Good job Co'tor. Also, a crazy idea came to mind. Would anyone be opposed to a knarloc farm in the back?

*Surreptitiously sneaks out of vervi's office carrying several items*

[Sits up and rolls ladder away] I feel I ought to object, so this is me doing so.
Put those back. Whatever they were. [Holds up finger sternly] [Slowly falls backwards again]

[Silence followed by snoring]

I'm taking that as a no. *Orders for several more Knarlocs*

This one won't be part of the breeding, considering he ate all of the other Knarlocs that came with him. Now, I'm expecting some effort on others to help with this, their young years is where they learn what is below them on the food chain, for the most part. Luckily for them, few times are they proven wrong. So, if anyone has any issues, use a high powered tranq gun and walk away before any others of the pack shows up.

I can see just fine.