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2015/07/21 14:28:32
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Veteran Knight Baron in a Crusader
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 Verviedi wrote:*Is unaffected*
Why, you...
*Possesses the armor of the Legionaires dragging me and makes them spasm themselves to unconciousness*
Any takers?
Worry not, Commissar! For I have found more heretical systems to destroy!
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3000pts Blood Angels (4th Company) - 2000pts Skitarii (Voss Prime) - 2500pts Imperial Knights (Unnamed House) - 1000pts Imperial Guard (Household Retainers)
2000pts Free Peoples (Edlynd Fusiliers) - 2000pts Kharadron Overlords (Barak Zilfin) - 500pts Ironweld Arsenal (Edlynd Ironwork Federation) - 1000pts Duardin (Grongrok Powderheads)
Wargaming's no fun when you have a plan! |
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2015/07/21 15:08:39
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings
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Verviedi wrote:*Is unaffected*
Why, you...
*Possesses the armor of the Legionaires dragging me and makes them spasm themselves to unconciousness*
Any takers?
Yes, your superiors at the forges shall take you back soon enough.
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2015/07/21 16:00:49
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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*starts bashing apart fresh-off-the-line tanks and munitions, detonating several areas of Peturabo's "Manufactorum 2100-B17"*
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2015/07/21 16:10:10
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings
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....that Manufactorum was reserved for my brother Mortarion's Legion!
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2015/07/21 16:11:04
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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I have no superiors!
*Pertuabo's gun begins going haywire, firing randomly*
*Spasming armor breaks Pertuabo's wrist*
*Cloud of butterflies obscures my form*
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/07/21 16:14:49
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike
Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..
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*teleports onto the field*
PERTURABO! YOU TRAITOROUS SWINE! FACE ME!!
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First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden |
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2015/07/21 16:33:39
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings
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... It seems that the scrapcode is working, the android is malfunctioning.
*dismisses Vulkan with hand*
I heard Konrad is coming here in a second.
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2015/07/21 16:34:28
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike
Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..
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Verviedi wrote:I have no superiors!
*Pertuabo's gun begins going haywire, firing randomly*
*Spasming armor breaks Pertuabo's wrist*
*Cloud of butterflies obscures my form*
OOC: This would not happen.... at all... the cloud of butterflies works... but you can not possess a PRIMARCHS armor or weapons...
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First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden |
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2015/07/21 16:36:26
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings
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OOC: The scrapcode is working, clearly! Dillusions abound! 
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/07/21 16:36:53
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2015/07/21 16:37:49
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike
Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..
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*Smashes perturabo in the face*
THAT IS FOR MY LEGION! *Smashes again* I SPARED KONRAD AFTER ISSTVAN AND BEING THRONE INTO THAT LITTLE HOLE YOU BUILT HIM I SURVIVED! I LIVE! *all the legion salamanders yell "Vulkan lives!"* BUT YOU... YOU WILL BE SHOWN NO MERCY! *Keeps smashing face with hammer*
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First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden |
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2015/07/21 16:40:13
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings
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*dodges all smashes and gets teleported away, before reappearing quite a distance away*
Hmmhmm. *artillery begins to open fire*
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2015/07/21 16:41:08
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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Oh feth. He's gonna kill me for this!
*sad face*
Oh feth.
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2015/07/21 16:41:47
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Rogue Inquisitor with Xenos Bodyguards
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OOC Passes popcorn around to all not fighting
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"Your mumblings are awakening the sleeping Dragon, be wary when meddling the affairs of Dragons, for thou art tasty and go good with either ketchup or chocolate. "
Dragons fear nothing, if it acts up, we breath magic fire that turns them into marshmallow peeps. We leaguers only cry rivets!
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2015/07/21 16:42:24
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings
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 Selym wrote:Oh feth. He's gonna kill me for this!
*sad face*
Of course, you could always escape him by getting bound to one of the forges!
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2015/07/21 16:49:30
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike
Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..
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*nuclear fire burns my flesh away. There is nothing but ash... when suddenly particles come back together flesh mends, bones snap back into place, skin regrows! I stand up shaking the dust off my naked body*
You will pay! *drop pod falls with new armor and I find Dawnbringer in the ash*
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First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden |
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2015/07/21 17:06:45
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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I appear to be experiencing some minor delusions. Forgive me if I suddenly start talking about... I don'tknowwineflavors?
...Dammit Vulkan... Nobody needed to see that.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/07/21 17:07:28
Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/07/21 17:11:03
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings
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Yeah, sure. Just go away, I'm playing Warhammer over here. *rolls dice as Iron Circle forms up, creating a protective barrier*
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2015/07/21 18:12:31
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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 thenoobbomb wrote:The Mechanicus is a bit occupied with the scrapcode I just unleashed on the noosphere.
Y'did what.
[Shuts down tank and skids to a halt] We can do without several tons of sentient, confused machine crashing around. It's bad enough that it thinks it's a puppy.
Everyone out. [Climbs out of tank, fully armed for once] [Daemonette pokes head out] Not you, you stay in there and mend that aquarium.
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2015/07/21 18:18:46
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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thenoobbomb wrote: Selym wrote:Oh feth. He's gonna kill me for this!
*sad face*
Of course, you could always escape him by getting bound to one of the forges!
I have a better idea!
*sneezes over several fresh LRBT's*
Hehe, this is gonna be good.
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2015/07/21 19:03:39
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings
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Those were about to be sent to Mortarion! Eh, I guess he's alright with that.
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2015/07/21 19:34:48
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike
Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..
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*Teleports to the left of perturabo and smahes him in the face. Then teleports to the right and harms him again*
YOU WILL PAY IN BLOOD!
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First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden |
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2015/07/21 19:37:34
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings
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... That wasn't me, that was Dorn! How dare you mistake that fool for me!
Now go away, we:re playing Warhammer. Go fight for some oppressive empire worshipping a dying man as a god or something.
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2015/07/21 19:40:45
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Oh good grief. I swear it's something in the air vents, despite nobody finding anything in there...
[Gently maneuvers Verviedi away from the two fighting primarchs]
[Sits down next to dragon and chews some popcorn] [Removes hat and adds butter from spare stash]
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2015/07/21 19:42:02
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike
Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..
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YOU THINK I WILL FORGET THE TORTURES YOU DID TO ME? YOU BETRAYED MY LEGION AND SLAUGHTERED 90 PERCENT OF THEM! YOU MAKE A PIT OF TORMENT FOR OUR ERSTWHILE BROTHER KONRAD SO HE COULD TORTURE ME *Looks at the warhammer game*
feth YOUR WARHAMMER! *smashes table and some minis* YOU WERE ALWAYS THE WORST PAINTER TOO! THIN YOUR GOD DAMN PAINTS!
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First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden |
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2015/07/21 19:45:27
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings
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I don't paint them, I just make them. That "paint" is the blood of your Salamanders.
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2015/07/21 20:10:42
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike
Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..
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THAT'S SO FUNNY BROTHER YOU WERE ALWAYS MAD THAT DORN WAS BETTER AT SIEGE CRAFT, ME AND FERRUS BETTER AT MAKING STUFF, AND THE FACT YOUR SOUL WAS STOLEN BY FULGRIM! SO A SENSE OF HUMOR FOR YOU IS NICE!
*Lazers perturabo in the face while ruining his warhammer miniatures with flamer*
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/07/21 20:11:04
First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden |
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2015/07/21 20:12:32
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings
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Neither of those things are true.
It seems that your depression is taking a hold of you. I advise you go back to sleep. *knocks Vulkan unconscious with Forgebreaker*
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2015/07/21 20:13:54
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*Sadly looks down at popcorn*
I forgot to install a functional mouth...
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/07/21 20:16:17
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings
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Now then, I shall have to rebuild some of my miniatures! Inform the forges!
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2015/07/21 20:42:00
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike
Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..
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*Parrys attack while laughing*
Perturabo you fool! You don't even make your own weapons! You disgrace that weapon forgebreaker was made by ferrus.. This time you will not escape justice!
*Meanwhile Barbaras Dantioch detonates the charges placed on all of perturabos forges*
OOC: All the things I said are true except maybe seige craft with dorn... iron warriors are pretty good at making walls and taking them down.
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First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden |
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