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Rogue Inquisitor with Xenos Bodyguards





Eastern edge

Buttery kitty is now in the hand (colossal as it is) of the Dragon. Gotta love teleporting peeps!

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"Your mumblings are awakening the sleeping Dragon, be wary when meddling the affairs of Dragons, for thou art tasty and go good with either ketchup or chocolate. "
Dragons fear nothing, if it acts up, we breath magic fire that turns them into marshmallow peeps. We leaguers only cry rivets!



 
   
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Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

...Out of the fire and into the frying pan? To murder that particular expression.

[Considers protesting and falls asleep]


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
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Grim Dark Angels Interrogator-Chaplain






A Protoss colony world

*Pops out of ground, having not actually been squished, but simply pressed down into ground*

"Ow, my head!"

*Notices BC in cat form*

"Oh, goody! Another cat! Maybe now I can find out what cat tastes like. Maybe it's better than Tyranid Gumbo, anyways..."

*Starts approaching BC, licking mandibles hungrily*

My armies (re-counted and updated on 11/7/24, including modeled wargear options):
Dark Angels: ~16000 Astra Militarum: ~1200 | Imperial Knights: ~2300 | Leagues of Votann: ~1300 | Tyranids: ~3400 | Stormcast Eternals: ~5000 | Kruleboyz: ~3500 | Lumineth Realm-Lords: ~700
Check out my P&M Blogs: ZergSmasher's P&M Blog | Imperial Knights blog | Board Games blog | Total models painted in 2024: 40 | Total models painted in 2025: 40 | Current main painting project: Tomb Kings
 Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:
You need your bumps felt. With a patented, Grotsnik Corp Bump Feelerer 9,000.
The Grotsnik Corp Bump Feelerer 9,000. It only looks like several bricks crudely gaffer taped to a cricket bat.
Grotsnik Corp. Sorry, No Refunds.
 
   
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The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

What-ho, old chaps!
   
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Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

*leaps in front of BC, axe drawn*

Leave him alone, Zerg!

Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
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The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

*sees 2BJ1*

Good Lord! A reptillian bird-man!
   
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Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike





Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..

SO SOMEHOW THAT CAT SURVIVED I FEEL LIKE I SOME HOW KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN... *Face Palm* AT THIS POINT JUST GONNA HAVE MY ARMIES KILL EVERYONE... DO ME A FAVOR GUYS BRING ME THE SKULLS... APPRECIATE IT!

NOW BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!

*Hordes of Khorne spawn from the ground and begin war with every army,swarm,knarloc,celestial dragons,robots,cats, and whatever else is there*


First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden 
   
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The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

I say, big demonic chap, is that really necessary?
   
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings






North of your position

 Selym wrote:
What-ho, old chaps!

I'm not old, and I'm not a chap.

   
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The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

My dear lady, would you like a spot of tea?
   
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings






North of your position

...no?

   
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The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

Oh.

*disappointed*

   
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings






North of your position

Why are you even wearing armor?

I mean, I'm hardly wearing anything and I'm still alive, so you don't really need it, do you?

   
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Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

Welcome, Scion! Are you the pizza guy?



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
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The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

Scion? Oh, you mean this old thing?

*taps the breastplate*

I'm not a Scion, goodness no, I am Commander Selym of the 112th Landsharks.
   
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Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

 zombiekila707 wrote:
SO SOMEHOW THAT CAT SURVIVED I FEEL LIKE I SOME HOW KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN... *Face Palm* AT THIS POINT JUST GONNA HAVE MY ARMIES KILL EVERYONE... DO ME A FAVOR GUYS BRING ME THE SKULLS... APPRECIATE IT!

[size=50]NOW BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!
[Wakes up]At a guess, because I did nothing to anyone else, and only switched over to begin with so I could nap...
People thought it was weird when I napped all the time as a commissar. When cats do it, it's cute. When commissars do it, it's concerning.


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings






North of your position

Commander? Are you a noble?

*picks up the nearby cat*

   
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The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

Well, I wouldn't call myself a noble, but I am the son of the Planetary Governor of Quadrus-B.
   
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings






North of your position

Lower nobility, then.

*pets cat*

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The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

What is that supposed to mean?
   
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings






North of your position

My father is still looking for an appropriate suitor for me, but you won't do, it seems.

   
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The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

I'm next in line to rule a planet. I command the 112th as a passtime.
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Involuntarily purrs] [Looks ashamed]

...Nobody's concerned by the large invasion of daemons?


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings






North of your position

Selym wrote:I'm next in line to rule a planet. I command the 112th as a passtime.

You're not even related to the Emperor!

Buttery Commissar wrote:[Involuntarily purrs] [Looks ashamed]

...Nobody's concerned by the large invasion of daemons?

Nah.

*holds kitty closer*

   
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The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

Nobody's related to the Emperor, he's a god.
   
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings






North of your position

 Selym wrote:
Nobody's related to the Emperor, he's a god.

Titus Mede II is most certainly a mortal, and he's definitely got relatives.

Now Tiber Septim, he was a God.

   
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The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

Be'st thou a heretic?
   
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings






North of your position

 Selym wrote:
Be'st thou a heretic?

What? No.

   
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought






Illinois

Hi everybody! It's Badrukk, da freeboota king.


OOC: at my grandma's house right now, and her computer is slow as feth.

INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
 
   
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The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

 thenoobbomb wrote:
 Selym wrote:
Be'st thou a heretic?

What? No.
Well then. Stop saying heretical things.
   
 
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