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*Grabs Buttery Commissar by jacket and lifts him off the ground*

That was funny little mutie! *desperately tries to laugh but sounds more like a dog barking* Now you pay...

*Punches hole threw chest and drags out most if not all the organs in BCs stomach. Drops the remains on the ground*

All muties will die!

*throws a weapon at BC*

The Cursed Necron's Head
This Necron's head can be worn as a helmet and features high powered scopes in the eyes, allowing for up to 1,000x Magnification.
As a sidenote, it is possessed by a Daemon, and occasionally fires psychic bullets out the mouthpiece.
On occasion, this helmet has been known to drive the owner insane, after doing heretofore unmentioned things.

I'm not a mutant, you overgrown gorilla... And that is not how we thank people for serving us drinks! [Attempts to stand up and eventually manages]
...? [Puts on helmet] [Muffled] Well this is cosy.

[Coughs and accidentally fires a psychic bullet at Zombiekilla]

*Equips Sanctified Tendril and reactivates shield*

"Frank, stop messing with my friends!"

*Shoots explosive with tendril at Zombiekilla, then runs up and uses attached chainsword on his face*

*Takes one look at BC and sprints over to Emily the Engineseer*

*Switches to Lingua-Technis*

Oi! I need your help with something!

*Points at BC*

*to BC*

You can have mine.

*One arm grabs ZergSmasher halting his charge. Looks down at Buttery Commissar*

Mutie you have lost more the half of your major organs including your lungs! Yet you can still pester me!You must be a mutie! DIE DAMN YOU! FOR AMERICA!

*Grabs buttery commissars head and crushes his skull. Sense hes wearing a necron helm his grey matter doesn't ruin the floor*

*Turns to ZergSmasher*

Biologically speaking... what the hell are you!

 zombiekila707 wrote:
*One arm grabs ZergSmasher halting his charge. Looks down at Buttery Commissar*

Mutie you have lost more the half of your major organs including your lungs! Yet you can still pester me!You must be a mutie! DIE DAMN YOU! FOR AMERICA!

*Grabs buttery commissars head and crushes his skull. Sense hes wearing a necron helm his grey matter doesn't ruin the floor*

NO!

Dax to Defiant! beam me and BC directly to sickbay!

*we beam out*

*Some of BC's blood lands in the mechanisms*

*Produces a machine capable of returning BC to his normal state*

*It is, however, immobile. And weighs over 9000 kilograms*

*beams back in with BC*

He's fine. His helmet save him.

*turns to Zombiekilla707*

Why the hell did you do that?

*sigh*

*fliddles on data-slate*

*various combat drones ready themselves and all point at ZK*

How about you stop trying to kill people before you are wiped off the face of this planet.

*points phaser at zombiekilla707*

 KaptinBadrukk wrote:
*beams back in with BC*

He's fine. His helmet save him.

*turns to Zombiekilla707*

Why the hell did you do that?

*Shoots Plasma Bolt in chest turning her into a pile of green goo*

All muties must die! The utter eradication of all muties is primary objective!

OOC: Everyone is considered a mutant because of the low levels of radiation that affected the world only enclave are "Mutant free"

Frank Horrigan is also a mutant... no one has told him that all Enclave scientist say hes a experiment because no one has the balls to tell the guy who slaughters whole villages, who kills deathclaws with his bare fist, who laughs off missle and laser fire like its a joke... who for some god damn reason I can never beat in that damn game!

*one of the combat drones falls into the conversion mechanism*

*whirring cogs*

 zombiekila707 wrote:

 KaptinBadrukk wrote:
*beams back in with BC*

He's fine. His helmet save him.

*turns to Zombiekilla707*

Why the hell did you do that?

*Shoots Plasma Bolt in chest turning her into a pile of green goo*

All muties must die! The utter eradication of all muties is primary objective!

OOC: Everyone is considered a mutant because of the low levels of radiation that affected the world only enclave are "Mutant free"

Frank Horrigan is also a mutant... no one has told him that all Enclave scientist say hes a experiment because no one has the balls to tell the guy who slaughters whole villages, who kills deathclaws with his bare fist, who laughs off missle and laser fire like its a joke... who for some god damn reason I can never beat in that damn game!

*bounces off portable force field*

I'm in-vin-ci-ble!

 Co'tor Shas wrote:
*sigh*

*fliddles on data-slate*

*various combat drones ready themselves and all point at ZK*

How about you stop trying to kill people before you are wiped off the face of this planet.

HA!

OPERATION PROTOCOL C-1-8-99-D-12

*Emp Laser fires knocking off all systems and causing all the combat drones to fall and smash to the ground.*

You gotta do better then that.... alien? I guess Idk...

 zombiekila707 wrote:

 Co'tor Shas wrote:
*sigh*

*fliddles on data-slate*

*various combat drones ready themselves and all point at ZK*

How about you stop trying to kill people before you are wiped off the face of this planet.

HA!

OPERATION PROTOCOL C-1-8-99-D-12

*Emp Laser fires knocking off all systems and causing all the combat drones to fall and smash to the ground.*

You gotta do better then that.... alien? I guess Idk...

*doges a lazer shot*

Watch where you fire that!

The XV666 Homing HVAP Beam
This drone fires High Velocity Armour Peircing Beams.
Each of these beams carries a homing missile, which bends reality to allow the light to curve towards the target.
The drone features Active Camouflage and incredibly strong armour.
It prefers to be called Janine, and wants you to respect its life choices.

...Thank you, space lady. [Takes off helmet] [Scratches nose]

[Looks at Zombiekilla] You ever look in a mirror, fella? You're weirder than everyone else here combined!

 KaptinBadrukk wrote:

 zombiekila707 wrote:

 KaptinBadrukk wrote:
*beams back in with BC*

He's fine. His helmet save him.

*turns to Zombiekilla707*

Why the hell did you do that?

*Shoots Plasma Bolt in chest turning her into a pile of green goo*

All muties must die! The utter eradication of all muties is primary objective!

OOC: Everyone is considered a mutant because of the low levels of radiation that affected the world only enclave are "Mutant free"

Frank Horrigan is also a mutant... no one has told him that all Enclave scientist say hes a experiment because no one has the balls to tell the guy who slaughters whole villages, who kills deathclaws with his bare fist, who laughs off missle and laser fire like its a joke... who for some god damn reason I can never beat in that damn game!

*bounces off portable force field*

I'm in-vin-ci-ble!

Yes it does appear that all the mutants here have some form of rapid regeneration or some form of protection no matter I have a plan!

*Pulls out necronomicon and reads passage*

Mglw'nafh fhthagn-ngah cf'ayak 'vulgtmm vugtlag'n ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthugha Fomalhaut n'gha-ghaa naf'lthagn!

*The sky turns red and portals into unknown plains of existence open up, daemons rain from the skies*

Well... Blame the machine... not me...

*Necronomicon turns invisible*

Does anyone want to check 'em?

 zombiekila707 wrote:

 Co'tor Shas wrote:
*sigh*

*fliddles on data-slate*

*various combat drones ready themselves and all point at ZK*

How about you stop trying to kill people before you are wiped off the face of this planet.

HA!

OPERATION PROTOCOL C-1-8-99-D-12

*Emp Laser fires knocking off all systems and causing all the combat drones to fall and smash to the ground.*

You gotta do better then that.... alien? I guess Idk...

*EM shielding saves most of the drones*

Hm, powerful, but rather primitive.

*The XV666 Homing HVAP Beam floats over to Co'tor*

*Watches the tide of bloodletters and bloodcrushers close in*

Well that's new... cant decide if they are mutants or aliens. Appear to be extremely hostile though...and red! Well... FOR AMERICA!

No time to argue gash face!

*Charges the daemon horde Blasting away with Plasma Gun*

*A Bloodcrusher attempts to eat the machine, but gets sucked in*

*Machinations*

[Starts firing hell pistol at daemons, successfully hitting several] It's like clay pigeon shooting but better!

[Narrowly avoids being landed on by a dead daemon] Okay, less fun...

[Takes a dying daemon and sprays the blood over Zombiekilla] There we go. [Locates invisible book] [Sets it alight]

*vaporizes Zombiekilla707*

 Buttery Commissar wrote:
[Starts firing hell pistol at daemons, successfully hitting several] It's like clay pigeon shooting but better!

[Narrowly avoids being landed on by a dead daemon] Okay, less fun...

[Takes a dying daemon and sprays the blood over Zombiekilla] There we go. [Locates invisible book] [Sets it alight]

YOU FOOL YOU JUST SET THE NECRONOMICON ON FIRE!?

*Giant flash of light as the chaos gods break reality and enter our world*

THE BOOK IS THE ONLY WAY TO SET THINGS RIGHT NOW WE ARE ALL DOOMED!

Also... thanks for the camo these red creatures may think I am one of there own!

 KaptinBadrukk wrote:
*vaporizes Zombiekilla707*

*energy flickers off armor*

 zombiekila707 wrote:

 Buttery Commissar wrote:
[Starts firing hell pistol at daemons, successfully hitting several] It's like clay pigeon shooting but better!

[Narrowly avoids being landed on by a dead daemon] Okay, less fun...

[Takes a dying daemon and sprays the blood over Zombiekilla] There we go. [Locates invisible book] [Sets it alight]

YOU FOOL YOU JUST SET THE NECRONOMICON ON FIRE!?

*Giant flash of light as the chaos gods break reality and enter our world*

THE BOOK IS THE ONLY WAY TO SET THINGS RIGHT NOW WE ARE ALL DOOMED!

*opens the book. reads*

Once upon a time, there was a chaos god named Tzeentch. He was very evil.

What is this?