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2016/02/23 15:51:15
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*begins speaking rapidly to the guard in the Eldar tongue*
*he nods*
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2016/02/23 16:01:04
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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It's sad that I know just enough Eldar language to recognise "harmless cretin", and what the guard just called Verviedi.
What's Eldar for "possessed by a destroyer of society?"
S-shut up. [Guard looks over]
Seriously, could you just go and corrupt iTube for a while or something?
++ As you wish. ++
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2016/02/23 16:57:11
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Oh? What did he call me?
*Idly 3D-mapping Taldeer's face*
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2016/02/23 16:58:14
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*snaps the mapping device in half mentally*
*continues speaking rapidly in the Eldar tongue and begins gesturing emphatically at Verviedi*
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2016/02/23 17:54:11
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth
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Hey Ra?
Ra: Yessir?
We still got that old Death Star superlaser?
Ra: Yessir!
Point it at Verviedi and issue a verbal threat.
Get someone to buff those dents out of Adamantium/Vibranium alloy engine plating, and put the speaker system in a closed network.
Once that's done set up my AC/DC playlist and blare it from the exterior speakers
Ra: I'll get right on it sir!
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2016/02/23 19:14:56
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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...I don't think there's a direct translation. [Tired smile]
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2016/02/23 19:24:40
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*Guard glances at Verviedi and says something in the Eldar tongue*
*glances at Verviedi and replies back in Eldar*
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2016/02/23 19:50:40
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Be nice...
[To Verviedi] You may have to leave some of your sensory equipment outside.
[Rubs neck] Are these guys likely to be able to help, Taldeer, or should we go further down the damp corridor?
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2016/02/23 20:02:45
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*ignores BC and continues talking to the guard rapidly in the Eldar tongue*
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2016/02/23 20:16:12
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Goes and sits on the bottom step] I'm not going in there without asking. I like having teeth.
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2016/02/23 20:46:40
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*Guard turns and stares at BC*
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2016/02/23 21:09:30
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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...I'm not sure what I'm now doing wrong. [Looks back up steps at guard] He looked busy so I came away.
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2016/02/23 21:17:33
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Deadly Dire Avenger
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* walks into room, slowly backs out *
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2016/02/23 21:23:21
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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So, what equipment should I leave behind?
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2016/02/23 21:28:46
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*sighs and shakes her head*
Warlocks from Ulthwe..... so weird.
*closes the door on CC*
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2016/02/23 21:33:25
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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*checks bolter magazine*
More eldar warlocks, farseer and such. So havecwe found the cure to BC or just a multi craftworkd get together ?
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/02/23 21:37:24
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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My mind is overflowing from this mindfeth...
Look, simple way of getting past the guard...
*Rushes up to guard and shoves pistol up to his neck*
I suggest you let us through before you get a 40mm bullet stuck in your skull.
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/02/23 21:39:04
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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 Sgt. Vanden wrote:My mind is overflowing from this mindfeth...
Look, simple way of getting past the guard...
*Rushes up to guard and shoves pistol up to his neck*
I suggest you let us through before you get a 40mm bullet stuck in your skull.
*slams Vanden into a wall mentally*
*eyes glow with power*
I kindly suggest you not shoot my brethren. Else I might have to crush your mind. Or rip you limb from limb like a small boy tormenting flies*
*Guard's eyes glow with power as well*
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2016/02/23 21:42:11
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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Now listen here WITCH, I suggest you do not interfere with this, BC's soul is in jeopardy, and squabbling like children among your kind is not helping the situation.
*Magnetizes boots and plants feet firm on floor*
*Walks slowly up to WK, scolds at her then walks past her. Walks up to the guard, scolds at him, and walks past*
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/02/23 21:44:09
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*slams Vanden into a wall again mentally and holds her there*
I suggest you hold your tongue mon'keigh, or I will have it cut out.
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2016/02/23 21:48:13
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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*Puts hand up to helmet*
Roger that, good to see you boys found me here.
*Looks up at WK*
Ha, i suggest you let me go now.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/02/23 21:48:30
TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/02/23 21:48:44
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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Finally someone gets it ......
Damn......
I suggest you stop fighting each other and notice the incoming mutant pack from the east backed by several packs of beasts.
*Loads bolter and locks bayonet in place*
Like now would be good....
Go fight, il save your collective butts.... Help would be nice.....
*sound of bolter fire and frag explosion*
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/02/23 21:53:15
Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/02/23 21:53:40
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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Sgt. Vanden wrote:*Puts hand up to helmet*
Roger that, good to see you boys found me here.
*Looks up at WK*
Ha, i suggest you let me go now.
*gives Vanden a cold smile*
Your reinforcements have already been diverted, they will not arrive her anytime soon.
Ha.
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2016/02/23 21:57:47
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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*sound of fire and dieing mutants from east*
Get ya ass,s, grow up and fething help.
*decapitates several mutant beasts with knife as claws scar armour paint*
Yeah, you just leave me to do all the work. ..
*sound of battle carries on*
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/02/23 22:04:30
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Pulls out pistol and begins one-shot dropping any mutants that get too close] ... [Remains entirely silent throughout]
[Snoke starts wisping out from back of collar]
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2016/02/23 22:06:11
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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Haha, thats funny, you think i need reinforcements? They were serving as a distraction.
*Plants feet on wall and thrusts towards WK*
*Grabs WK by throat and rolls on top of her*
Mind fling me one more fething time WITCH, I fething dare you!
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/02/23 22:08:20
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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Sgt. Vanden wrote:Haha, thats funny, you think i need reinforcements? They were serving as a distraction.
*Plants feet on wall and thrusts towards WK*
*Grabs WK by throat and rolls on top of her*
Mind fling me one more fething time WITCH, I fething dare you!
*Vanden is slammed into the wall before she can get to me*
Nice try human. Thank you for playing though.
*smiles coldly once more before teleporting away, along with the Eldar Guard*
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/02/23 22:08:31
TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2016/02/23 22:09:21
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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FETH!
*Begins taking out frustrations on mutants*
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/02/23 22:12:09
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth
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*WK teleports 2 feet in front of my character's chair*
FzzzAP
AAAAAAHHHH
*Falls out of chair in shock*
DON'T DO THAT!!
Ugh. Ra are we nearly there?
Ra: We're almost in orbit sir
Of Carver V?
Ra: No... of earth.
Ugh... FORGET IT! Land the store and put of re-opening signs!
Ra: Yessir!
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2016/02/23 22:14:09
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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B*armour splattered with mutant chunks and marked with light Scratch's*
Nice to have some help.
*resumes firing*
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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