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[thinking to self "how the feth did she not see that box?"]
[frantically hides the box under BC]

Why are you running like a mad man hiding, something? I'm sure I saw something dear?

Maybe I'm just tired. *yawns*

[looks relieved]
Yes dear, that's it! You must be tired. I'll go get your evening tea ready!
[darts off with the box]

[Wakes up, bolt upright, and screams continuously]
[BC panics and scrambles under coffee table]

Thanks *shrugs* I must be tired, or very gullible tonight.

Thanks dear, I owe ya one.

Whats up with yarrick?

 jhe90 wrote:
Oh, just keep a eye on yarrick for few days, that eye I fitted, will be day or two before regains full vision again. Oh, but can hava a normal augmentation eye too. I'm rather good.

*leans back with tea*
So you expect anygifts off yarrick at some point?

Pfft...Doubt it, he isn't a romantic, and he never will be. But, I do guess that is something I signed up for when I fell in love with him-

*Stops and holds mouth*

I did not just say that...

I can keep a secret. Don,t worry. *pats varden on shoulder* trust me. And you never know. *smiles* he did kind of save your life a few times!


Goodnight, your secrets safe with me. *waves*
Goodnight room.

[Staring ahead without focusing, and yelling incoherently] [Attempting to fire bolt pistol at something unseen, despite not having a bolt pistol]

[Puppy leans over and starts licking Yarrick's face gently] ... ... [Stops and rubs eye] ... [Wakes up fully]
...? [Lies back down]

*Wide eye'd drinking coffee at kitchen table ignoring Yarricks screams*

Do I actually...Really? God I need a drink...

*Gets up and walks straight out of the room and into the bar*

*Nudges Yarrick off of couch/bed*

OOC I did not know what you were sleeping on so yeah.

[Falls on floor and wakes up with a start]
...I don't think those painkillers agree with me. I had horrible dreams about being back o- [Looks around]
Doesn't matter.

[Wipes face on back of sleeve] ..I need a shower. [Gets up and staggers to shower block]

*Walks into room drunk*

Eyyy gays howds yous gets int herrrr?

*Stumbles into shower*

Eyyy sweetuy, whatchu doinnn ere?

Nothing I do ever agrees with anyone. Especially when I'm nice enough to restock all the medkits with experimental treatments.
*Stares at Yarrick*

*nuzzles Verviedi*

*makes a sound similar to purring*

...! [Throws a towel at Verviedi] Some privacy, you numpty!
[Sees Vanden] ..? Are you okay?

Iem foin, just a wee bit tipsy!

*Giggles and stumbles around shower*

Howebouts you?

[Smiles] That accent is adorable. [Pulls on towel and steers Vanden out of showers] But let's get you out of the slippery room, eh?

Wot chu onabout guvna? I aint got no axent, im ust talking loik i think me mates usd ta on Earth!

*Led out of shower by BC*

Owww, but i wiked that room...Why ou always gotta be sush a cheek?

OOC Thats right, your from the UK! Sorry if im sayin something offensive, I didnt even know i was speaking in accent until you mentioned it

[places a beautifully wrapped gift box onto Jhe's bed]
[nods in satisfaction before retiring to the Guard barracks]

[Chuckles] Just for once let's just have neither of us slip and hit our heads in there, or be attacked by snakes.
[Looks at rest of room] Be grateful I remembered the towel.
[Sits tipsy Vanden on the sofa and finds the tv remote] See if I can't remember which channel has Bloodbowl on. [Sits down with her]

Ooc: Hardly offensive, just funny.

Oooo blood bowl! Was dat?

*Snuggles up to BC*

OOC Im speaking like an ork now...

[sits on another couch near Vanden and BC]
It's kind of like the American Football of the 2nd Millenium, but even more violent. You'll like it

You'd like it, it's a ball game mixed with wrestling. [Grins]
[Finds the channel and passes Vanden a bowl of snacks]

*Begins eating chips*

Thanks hun, this seems prty fun...

[hands Vanden a few painkillers]
You'll want these for your hangover later...

I SAID I AINT DRUNNNKK! IM ONLY A WEE BIT FETHIN TIPSAY!

*Throws painkillers back at WK*

*Starts cheering loudly as the Lizardmen side scores against Chaos*

[hit in the head by the painkillers and falls over the back of the couch having a violent seizure]

OOC Irony is killing me XD

Bic *Continues watching Bloodbowl on T.V. whilst WK is having a seizure*

[Jumps up and goes to assist WK] [Lays him on his side carefully] When you come out of this, just remember you're not hallucinating. You are indeed being nursed by a half naked imperial hero in a towel.

Ooc: I like to imagine Yarrick kept the hat on.

*Picks up remote and turns T.V. off*

Theres something coming. Something big.