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Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*shrugs*
You're an alien, thus to us you are a xeno. You're just lucky you showed up here rather than literally any other planet. Anywhere else and you would've been shot on sight.
*sighs and walks back into the bar*


OOC:
I'm off for the night

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

 theplahunter wrote:
*raised an eyebrow then locked eyes with Vanden*

You're all. Xenos. And I have no fear of you. We'll show you our firepower.

*he slowly raised his hand and pressed his finger onto a button activating his comm bead*

Kasr Tempust, prepare code Rhinox fifty-seven, possible air incursion. Kasr Vanguard out.

*he took his hand off*

Care to watch?


If you bring any of that anywhere NEAR my store I'll show you what my automated defenses can do to your Imperium.

OOC: See yah WK

 
   
Made in us
Longtime Dakkanaut





Iowa city, Iowa.

Have no fear, Thraka. It's just the code for the local anti-air.

37th combined regiment

452nd Mechanized Steel legion

41st steel legion armored regiment

trades: Krug001 (great) 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

OOC Night WK

Bic Is that a threat Human?

*Picks up pla by the neck*

I can squash you like the vermin you are.

*Raises pla up to eye level*

I would recommend you not do that again.

*Drops pla*


TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Longtime Dakkanaut





Iowa city, Iowa.

*was picked up and held Vandens arm*

Ngh, you said to prepare the anti-air. So I did..

*landed back on his feet*

If there is something that scared your ship off, it was either one of our fleets or something needed to prepare the triple-A.

37th combined regiment

452nd Mechanized Steel legion

41st steel legion armored regiment

trades: Krug001 (great) 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

Hrmph. Good.

*Walks off, constantly looking at the sky*

*Walks out of infirmary*

*Gets some food then walks back in*

This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2016/05/04 06:10:27


TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

Cal: No no no! Out with that! Gruboxian Snak Worms are incredibly dangerous to have near a open wound!

 
   
Made in au
Dominating Dominatrix




Where I shouldn't be

*Walks out of bar*

THEY OUT OF ALCOHOL SORRY.

*Punches wall with frustration*

Why can't I get drunk?

*Looks up at sky*

What's going on fellas?

Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. 
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

Can't get drunk huh? Lesse here *rummages around behind Orkmart bar* Aha! I knew I had this stuff left over from when Barry was on vacation! Here!

*pushes across alcohol strong enough to get Barry Allen drunk for about 3 hours*

I warn you, it BURNS going down!

 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Sits up and rubs eye] [Wanders off looking for breakfast, ignoring fussing hospital staff] [Returns to hospital bed]


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

*Cal pushes Yarrick back down*
Cal: lie down Commissar

OT: I've got Huitzilopochtli cooking some Jambalaya for you. That Aztec can cook like anything. He's mentor to the likes of Gordon Ramsey and Alton Brown

OCC: That's me for tonight m8s. See ya'll on the flip side of the day

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Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*stomps back in* gah that was interesting...

Puppies are odd om this planet....
What is the xeno of covanant doing here?

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

But- [Sighs and lies back] Beats sitting around on mythical mountains, waiting for heroes to show up and battle you, I guess.


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*looks at yarrick*
You ate a golden apple of Odin... There very powerful healing magic. You should be up and fine in no time.

Humans, dom,t even know basic mythology...
*walks off and starts redesigning rooms doorway for better security*



Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

*Tenses up*
I am approximately 20% of the way to collecting enough minds to achieve a proper power level. Sadly, my focus is dying. I need another "focus" mind, one strong enough to be used as a personality core, and can comprehend my existence.



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

*Blinks awake*

Oh, your awake!

*Rushes up to Yarrick*

I have no idea how I didn't notice you were missing your arm, so sorry about that...But I'll be here for you when you wake up.

*Sits by Yarrick*

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

 jhe90 wrote:
*looks at yarrick*
You ate a golden apple of Odin... There very powerful healing magic. You should be up and fine in no time.

Humans, dom,t even know basic mythology...
*walks off and starts redesigning rooms doorway for better security*




*Throws up wings in exasperation walks a few steps away then turns hopping up and down in fury*

THE GOLDEN APPLES ARE FROM THE HESPERIDES! THAT'S GREEK MYTHOLOGY! NOT ODIN! NOT NOOOOORSE!!

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Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*summons a quietly moaning book*

See, a chaotic tome of history.
*flixks and page forms..*

Apples of Odin.... Healing items lvl 46 . Coded as undividd.
Originate in Norse myth, though falsely beloved to be Greek....

*shows passage *
See pingu... Norse...

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in us
Longtime Dakkanaut





Iowa city, Iowa.

*tosses an empty tankard at Jhe*

Get that heresy out of here, traitor!

37th combined regiment

452nd Mechanized Steel legion

41st steel legion armored regiment

trades: Krug001 (great) 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*laughs * I am heresy you weak fool.

Did you not hear the legends of the fallen primarchs....


Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

 jhe90 wrote:
*looks at yarrick*
You ate a golden apple of Odin... There very powerful healing magic. You should be up and fine in no time.

Humans, dom,t even know basic mythology...
*walks off and starts redesigning rooms doorway for better security*


Yeah, I did... Silly me. [Smiles]
They don't exactly hand out mythology classes where I come from. In fact I'm not entirely sure I existed prior to this week.

Ooc: Yes I'm saying Benny shot the wrong Yarrick. Better hope that Eternal Warrior rolls a 3+


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Sniping Hexa





Some small city in nowhere, Illinois,United States

*Points Evoker to her head as she blushes*

I-I will execute you Tanako!

My personal blog. Aimed at the hobby and other things of interest to me

The obligatory non-40K/non-Warmahordes player in the forum.
Hobby Goals and Resolution of 2017: Paint at least 95% of my collection (even if getting new items). Buy small items only at 70% complete.
 
   
Made in au
Dominating Dominatrix




Where I shouldn't be

*Waddles into Jhe slightly tipsy*

Hello I was supposed to walk the other way sorry.

WAIT A SECOND!

Does this mean I am slightly drunk?

WOOOHOOO I DID IT!

Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. 
   
Made in us
Longtime Dakkanaut





Iowa city, Iowa.

...The more I stay here the more I feel like I've fallen into the Eye of terror and this is some sort of horrible warp purgatory. Like Tzeench is trying to make me so insane I 'pledge myself to chaos' or something...

Emperor save me...

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37th combined regiment

452nd Mechanized Steel legion

41st steel legion armored regiment

trades: Krug001 (great) 
   
Made in us
Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike





Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..

*Falls from portal in middle of the room*

Wait! *Portal closes* Damn you YEN!

*Looks around* This place again?


First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden 
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

 jhe90 wrote:
*summons a quietly moaning book*

See, a chaotic tome of history.
*flixks and page forms..*

Apples of Odin.... Healing items lvl 46 . Coded as undividd.
Originate in Norse myth, though falsely beloved to be Greek....

*shows passage *
See pingu... Norse...


*Eye twitches slightly*

RIGHT! THAT'S IT!

*Pulls out cellphone and dials number*

Yes hello Barry? Remember that huge favor you owe me? Yeah, I'm calling it in. Just make sure Clark and Hal aren't busy, this guy is a nasty piece of work.

 
   
Made in us
Longtime Dakkanaut





Iowa city, Iowa.

*slides over to OT*

So... How about a discount on those promethium bombs I asked about?

37th combined regiment

452nd Mechanized Steel legion

41st steel legion armored regiment

trades: Krug001 (great) 
   
Made in au
Dominating Dominatrix




Where I shouldn't be

*Sees ZK fall from portal*

Ok I don't think I'm that drunk.

*Goes to help ZK up*

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/05/04 18:44:48


Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Watches OT] Does it really matter where it came from, so long as it served its purpose? [Grins]


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in au
Dominating Dominatrix




Where I shouldn't be

Hey hat man?

*Gestures to Yarrick*

You look well informed and reasonable, do you know where I might find something to fight?

Because I am bored out of my mind.

Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. 
   
 
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