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2016/05/09 22:54:37
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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*entire ship shakes slightly as massive plasma drives hut full power and ship accelerates rapidly*
*over inter com*
We are at full power, turbulence will go once we hit high cruise
*vox ends*
*vardens room has 250 + pillows in*
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/05/09 22:55:54
Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/05/09 22:55:17
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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...Fat? No I called you heavy. Like, really heavy armor.
I.. I'm not very good at talking to women.
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2016/05/09 22:57:59
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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*Drags Yarrick to room*
*Locks door*
Now that we are finally alone...
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/05/09 23:02:30
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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*messages varden*
For the love of pillows turn off the inbuilt vox. Blue button ...
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/05/09 23:07:22
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Leans back against door] I'm pretty sure this is heresy.
[Swallows] I'm absolutely sure, actually.
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2016/05/09 23:08:04
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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*Almost panics*
Oh, yes, of course.
*Turns off vox*
Not that thats sorted...
*Pushes Yarrick against door*
You dare accuse me of heresy?! Oh you shall so regret that...
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/05/09 23:10:45
TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/05/09 23:14:23
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth
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*OT is unsure if all the thumps are either turbulence, Amelia and Yarrick next door or Morrigan and Horus playing Billiards 3 doors down*
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2016/05/09 23:17:47
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Growls, and kisses Amelia] I'm not nearly as frightened as you'd like to think.
Plus... [Places hand on her waist and then unhooks a catch, causing a panel to drop off] Clean enough armor as punishment and you learn how it fits together. [Mischievous grin]
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2016/05/09 23:20:21
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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*Looks surprised*
Damn you know your way around this...
*Kisses Yarrick back*
So for you punishment, would you pr-
*Swaps position with Yarrick*
Well ok then...
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/05/09 23:20:23
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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*suddenly BASHES through the side wall and screams*
DID SOMEBODY SAY -HERESY!?!-
OOC: Worth it.
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 37th combined regiment
 452nd Mechanized Steel legion
 41st steel legion armored regiment
trades: Krug001 (great) |
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2016/05/09 23:21:40
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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*Sees pla*
GET OUT!
*Hastily tries to cover self up*
GO ON! GIT!
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/05/09 23:22:02
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Dominating Dominatrix
Where I shouldn't be
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*Sees Vanden and Yarrick walk into room together*
*Looks down at stomach*
Anyone know how a can weigh myself?
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Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. |
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2016/05/09 23:22:43
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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*stares at Vanden*
Ah... Sorry... I thought I heard somebody say 'heresy...'
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/05/09 23:23:09
37th combined regiment
452nd Mechanized Steel legion
41st steel legion armored regiment
trades: Krug001 (great) |
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2016/05/09 23:24:09
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Facepalms] I shouldn't be surprised that the universe is doing this.
Ooc: Buttery bedtime. Try not to bruise the commissar too badly. Zz
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2016/05/09 23:25:11
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Dominating Dominatrix
Where I shouldn't be
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*Runs into room after hearing the commotion*
WHAT'S GOING ON IN HERE?
OOC Good buttery night...
Eww that's actually kinda gross.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/05/09 23:26:50
Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. |
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2016/05/09 23:25:39
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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*Opens door and forces pla out*
Knock next time!
*Closes door and looks at hole in wall*
*Sees a bunch of personnel look through*
Oh bloody hell...
OOC Nighty night Butterbite.
Bic *Sees Z15 enter room*
Oh for feth sake GET OUT!
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This message was edited 3 times. Last update was at 2016/05/09 23:26:47
TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/05/09 23:27:11
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*Appears next to Vanden*
I sensed a disturbance.
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2016/05/09 23:27:12
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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*Unlike 'corporal' this is a huge man in Wardian power armor, but still gets pushed out*
Hey, hey don't say heresy next time!
OOC: i pretty much made a second character just to do this... So worth it.
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37th combined regiment
452nd Mechanized Steel legion
41st steel legion armored regiment
trades: Krug001 (great) |
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2016/05/09 23:28:13
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Dominating Dominatrix
Where I shouldn't be
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OK OK BUT BEFORE I GO.
How can I weigh myself?
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Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. |
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2016/05/09 23:31:46
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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*Verviedi appears*
*Starts bashing head against wall*
WHY *Bash* CAN'T *Bash* I *Bash* HAVE *Bash* A *Bash* GOOD *Bash* TIME *Bash* IN *Bash* PEACE?!
FETH OFF!
*Looks at Z15*
Theres a scale in your room...FETHING USE THAT YOU FETHING IMBECILE!
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/05/09 23:34:37
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Takes Amelia's hand] Don't stress. They'll clear off in a bit, and Marla can have a servitor board up that wall. [Sits on end of bed] It was a little funny.
Ooc: and now really, bed time. 
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2016/05/09 23:37:35
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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*peeks in through the hole*
Y'know, you -are- in practically a warzone.
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37th combined regiment
452nd Mechanized Steel legion
41st steel legion armored regiment
trades: Krug001 (great) |
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2016/05/09 23:39:22
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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*Lies back down on the bed*
I don't know about you, but my mood is broken.
*Looks at everybody in the room*
You all have broken my sex drive. Thank you. Thank you so very fething much.
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/05/09 23:42:21
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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...Well -excuse- us miss 'Everything is about me'.
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37th combined regiment
452nd Mechanized Steel legion
41st steel legion armored regiment
trades: Krug001 (great) |
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2016/05/09 23:42:28
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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...It's like you don't realize I know what you're doing anyway. You're incredibly blatant.
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2016/05/09 23:44:15
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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Oh for the love of-GET OUT!
*Lies on bed and covers self with blanket*
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/05/09 23:46:07
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Dominating Dominatrix
Where I shouldn't be
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OK I'M GONE JEEZ.
*Walks back into own room*
*Pulls out scale*
Scale:Hello come here to weigh yourself have we.
Umm yes?
Scale: Please put in your height details and I will tell you your weight and body mass index.
WHY DOSE MY HEIGHT MATTER!
Scale: Please put in your height details and I will tell you your weight and body mass index.
FINE!
I hope nobody is looking.
*Enters 4.8ft into the scale*
Scale:Thank you, now please stand on scale.
Ok.
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Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. |
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2016/05/09 23:46:37
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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*rolled his eyes and muttered*
Jeez, you date a Commissar and wear power armor and ya think you're the center of everything...
*wandered back to the main area and put his feet up on a table*
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37th combined regiment
452nd Mechanized Steel legion
41st steel legion armored regiment
trades: Krug001 (great) |
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2016/05/09 23:51:12
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*a portal opens in the ceiling and I fall through the ceiling next to pla*
Remind me not to sleep next to a teleporter ever again...
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2016/05/09 23:51:17
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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*Calls out*
Well, this is the room ASSIGNED TO US! So I'd appreciate people respect that and GET THE FETH OUT!
*Pushes Verviedi out*
FETH OFF!
*Locks door as servitors start boarding up the hole*
*Looks at Yarrick*
I'm not in the mood anymore...
*Takes off power armour and lies down*
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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