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Made in ca
Preacher of the Emperor




At a Place, Making Dolls Great Again

Hello, room;
My name is Clover, and I am running for President of the United Shelves of America.
If you're like me, you love these shelves. The various dolls it has, their unique cultures. But we're coming to a problem.
Many of the dolls here are unsatisfied with the status quo, they're unhappy with how the MSD's are running things!
They're tired of their jobs going to other dolls, we are facing an epidemic with the illegal plastics right now.
When these companies sends its dolls here, they're not sending their best. They're sending dolls that have lots of problems...they're bringing bad stories, they're bringing sub par fashion. They're strangling the shelf.
I will get the MSD's out of power and I will make dolls great again!

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/06/14 06:32:17


Make Dolls Great Again
Clover/Trump 2016
For the United Shelves of America! 
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

*The entire crew minus Ra who's dancing with Persephone stare in mixtures of weirded-out and somewhat annoyed looks*

Morri: Look dollface, the USA ended in the great war. No more USA no more Presidents

 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

*Amelia goes slightly pale*

D-D-doll?!

*Yelps out and jumps behind Morrigan*

Those things scare the living hell out of me...

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

*Morri spreads her wings hiding the doll from Amelia's view and vice-versa*

Morri: You are never, ever going to hear the end of this now.

 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Sat with Kimmy and the Daemonette near the butter tank] [Explaining quietly]
[Kimmy puts both hands over Benny's mouth and waits for him to stop trying to speak] [Hugs Kimmy tightly]
[The Daemonette nods happily]


[Yarrick comes out of shower block looking less ruffled] What'd I miss this time?
[Sees WK] ... If you had any idea how much pain you've caused for us, for everyone here, and you were in your right mind, you'd be ashamed.
But maybe you do, and you just don't care. I don't even try to guess any more.


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

I know...

*Pokes Morrigan inbetween her wings*

I won't from you though.

*Sees Yarrick*

Oh, hey babe, I kindof told people about us getting engaged. Hope thats ok with you. Oh, I also got an arm. And Nicholas got his wife back.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/06/14 07:27:53


TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*teleports back*

Wait , you two.... Congratulations, if you need a hall, catering, bar or anything, call us..

*looks at wk* so your the one who fethed with us all, and cast doom... What rune is the keystone to your spell?

*looks at doll* that's just creepy... The United states does not exist... Your not ven on earth...

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

*Nods a thank you*

I just couldn't miss the opportunity. And I'll be sure to keep that in mind.

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

*Morri signals to Huitz who goes out and hides barbies all over Amelia's room*

 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

*Pokes Morri in the back again*

Huh...You have very prominent shoulder blades...

*Traces the shoulder blades with robo-fingers*

Oh. Thats slightly creepy isnt' it? Sorry. I'll stop.

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

OOC: I'm off to dreamland. See ya'll later. Thanks for resurecting my dead wife Vanden. See ya'll later

 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

OOC Night OT. I feel as though I should get off now but I'm a bit preoccupied with something, so I'll stay on for a few more minutes.

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*shrugs* none more creepy than this place is normaly... Or doll face over there.

*Marla runs over and hugs varden* finaly, now I'm guessing you need a bridemaid.... *laughs* I remember what you where like. *Maria apeers too and joins hug*

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

*Hugs back*

Yes I remember what I was like. Still no idea when the wedding will be though. Most likely after I go see whats up in my universe, then I'll be back here ready to celebrate.

*Almost starts crying*

You all have been so good to me. I really don't know how to repay you.

*Bites back tears*

I guess coming back alive will be a start.

*Yawns*

You know, I think I might go have a nap. I need some sleep tonight...

*Walks off to room and closes door*

*A scream is heard and a barbie sized hole appears in the room*

I WILL GET MY REVENGE MORRIGAN! MARK MY W-AAAAAAHHH!

*Another barbie sized hole appears*

*Cowers under blanket and eventually goes to sleep*

OOC Das me for das night. Gute nacht or guten morgen depending on timezones.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/06/14 08:52:25


TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*Marla*

Come back alive. That's all we ask. You have so much to live for now.

And we can the. Throw the wedding of the century here, betweeen us all, Martian, wolf, pdf, hero,s , Terran and strange strange former trchporiests... We can make it happen.

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

OOC Ok. so me being on for a few more minutes is due to the halo wars 2 trailer. HOLY HELL IT IS AMAZING!

Bic *Wakes up from a doll nightmare*.

FETH-Oh. It was a dream...

*Curls up with blanket and finds another doll*

EEK!

*Falls out of bed*


TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in au
Ancient Space Wolves Venerable Dreadnought






jhe90 wrote:*coughs* rune preists draw our power from feneris not the warp.

We are not witches, .more shamans of of our planet..


Verviedi wrote:That's bs and you know it. Physically impossible unless Fenris happens to be a Daemon World.


Fenris sits pretty close to the eye, maybe close enough that is has ambient power in its own right. Anyway there's a better argument than the whole Witches/Shamans shtick...two by space wolf count.
1. Space Wolf powers are offshoots of the Astropathy disciplines and Black Templar actually utilise that every time they travel.
2. Trial by combat suits Space Wolves just fine.

Sorry I kind of dropped off last night. Fell asleep at the computer and woke up just in time to be late for work.

...Is it odd that I sleep deeper slumped over the computer desk than I do in my own bed?

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I don't break the rules but I'll bend them as far as they'll go. 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

Weddings... People waste way too much money on those. In my previous life, way, way back on Mars, I married my wife by hammering some scrap aluminum into a ring shape and going to a courthouse. Supervisor almost killed me because I stole material from the forge.
I'll be glad to help if I could.



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

... [Flying tackle-hugs Yarrick] Eeee! Wedding! Eeee! You'regonnaletnehelp. You are you are you are!


[Yarrick stsets laughing] ...I have no objections. But the groom's side of the family may be a bit difficult.


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

The existence of spirits and world powers is proven by the eldar, the legion of the damned are close to deamon form but are considered a blessing.

The idea that there are entities in the warp fighting for us. It has precedents.

*looks like point proven*

Feneris, has power of its own.

We have the catering covered! And the stag events. No feast like a space wolf one!

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

Hm... I can bake the cakes and help decorate. I have a talent for that.

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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

Then we have catering. A bride, groom, bridesmaids and a cake and decoration...

Getting there.

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

 Buttery Commissar wrote:
[Sat with Kimmy and the Daemonette near the butter tank] [Explaining quietly]
[Kimmy puts both hands over Benny's mouth and waits for him to stop trying to speak] [Hugs Kimmy tightly]
[The Daemonette nods happily]


[Yarrick comes out of shower block looking less ruffled] What'd I miss this time?
[Sees WK] ... If you had any idea how much pain you've caused for us, for everyone here, and you were in your right mind, you'd be ashamed.
But maybe you do, and you just don't care. I don't even try to guess any more.


No, I really don't care. I've ceased to care about the mess that is human emotion

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

*Looks shocked at WK*
What hurt you?



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in au
Ancient Space Wolves Venerable Dreadnought






I fall asleep for a few hours and already there's a wedding going on *Blinks tiredly* The world is intent on spinning.

I don't break the rules but I'll bend them as far as they'll go. 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

Taldeer, there's negligence, and then there's cruelty. Not getting involved is one thing. Setting off a chain of suffering for others...
I didn't think you were like that.

[Looks sad and then gets distracted by dust in a light beam]


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

Hey, you doomed someone, granted she was fighting you but your actions have caused alot of pain and suffering by extension.

Your damage was done regardless.

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

*The Flamels come out of the office*

OT: About this wedding, I can provide catering, a place to have it at, decorations, most anything you need.
I am sorry to say however that even in my long life I have never been ordained. You will have to find someone to actually preform the marriage.

Perenelle: Nicholas, what about Francis? Wasn't he ordained sometime in the 19th century?

OT: Nope, he tricked his way into that.

 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

Well .... Marla, me and Maria all own ships. Now when aboard and in charge technically a captain can perform a wedding.

Ask ork mart.... As a captain of that giant ship ot is eleigable..
By technicality even landed it is a space going ship...

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

Perron could do it.

...What? He's-

[Sees look from Yarrick] It was just a suggestion...


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
 
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