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2016/07/14 19:12:58
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth
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*Cal comes into the Infirmary to check something and stops bug eyed at the sight of Frank, Yarrick, Bridget and Amelia in various states of dying. Yelling over his shoulder while he runs to Amelia*
Cal: SOMEBODY GET MARLA AND MARIA! I NEED HELP OVER HERE! Okay... okay... *Begins staunching bloodflow*
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2016/07/14 19:14:46
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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OOC Personally, I think Yarrick is worse off. Cal should probably shift his focus to the man without a single full bone in his body.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/07/14 19:15:04
TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/07/14 19:16:22
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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*primarch walk out to various realms*
*Fulgrim opens a little and slithers into the avatar room... *
Hey... odd place..feels funny...
Right out mortals...
Angron, mortician and I looked over the contract.
*Slides over sofa*
Its non binding by chaos law as you signed soul over LL bounty hunting by verbal agreement.
So.. magnus can have no chaos support in enforcement and you by chaos law are not required to answe said summons by the party magnus at end times if you choose to refuse...
You retain your sub section 45h right you soul choices...
Thats all legal now....
*Leaves a questionable trail*
Any questions?
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/07/14 19:17:08
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Bridget looks around] Tell me what to do, Cal.
Ooc: Benny is just out cold with a concussion because Kimmy dropped a cinder block on his skull. He's well, not fine, but it's been seen to.
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2016/07/14 19:18:02
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth
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OOC: Amelia is the most obviously injured with heavy bloodloss.
BiC
*Cal orders Bridget to keep pressure on Amelia's wound then switches to Yarrick*
Cal: Wow, been a long time since I had to resort to this... *Cal ignites his aura. It's white with a smell like disinfectant. Placing his wings/hands on Yarrick's chest he pours his aura into him speeding up the healing process*
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2016/07/14 19:20:01
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2016/07/14 19:18:26
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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*marla and Maria run over to help and organise more medical staff arriving rapidly...*
*Both sigh and get to work*
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/07/14 19:19:25
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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*Magnus shoves his head through the wall*
Oh well...Guess I don't have to give him back the gem then...
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/07/14 19:20:02
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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*walks out of the kitchen with a plate full of pancakes*
*stops and sees the pile of bodies*
As much as I'd like to say it, I didn't do this.
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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2016/07/14 19:22:27
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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*fulgrim slides over to hospital*
There's still a question of the amulet..
You give much pleasure to my God...
*Creates a clone of the amulet gem*
Feth away! Feth like that and we call it a deal!
*Warp shouts to magnus*
It was a birthday orgy!
Damn it. Feth you...
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/07/14 19:23:41
Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/07/14 19:22:46
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth
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OOC: SO I'm mildly confused. Are Magnus and Angron in the warp or the room?
BiC: *Cal aura begins to fizzle out as Yarrick's bones are about halfway healed*
*Panting and weak*Cal: That's why I don't do this very often...
*Leaves Yarrick and moves over to Amelia*
Cal: Someone ripped her wings off... Looks like the bloods stopped, good work Bridget, I'll take it from here *Pulls out bandages and needle and thread*
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2016/07/14 19:24:24
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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OOC So jhe just fethed over my plan xD
And the Primarchs are in the warp-Except Fulgrim, who's in the room for some reason announcing that the contract is void.
If only you guys can actually see how much I've been facepalming the last 2 hours...
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/07/14 19:25:39
TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/07/14 19:24:33
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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Ooc. Fulgrim slithered in to deliver legal notification and a second amulet as she gets so much... action...
Ooc... could not resist.... plus she gets so much action fulgrim noticed
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2016/07/14 19:26:25
Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/07/14 19:26:21
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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*carefully sets plate on the floor before sprinting away*
*comes back with a medical cart overflowing with items*
What? I don't always try to get myself shot.
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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2016/07/14 19:26:34
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Yarrick half opens eye] [Fires bale eye at Fulgrim] Piss off you legless freak, this is between me and Magnus.
[Tries to sit up] ...! [Stops trying]
Ooc: I dunno why jhe is fething over the whole situation that Yarrick nearly died retrieving, but he's pretty salty.
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2016/07/14 19:26:42
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth
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Cal: OUT PRIMARCH! OUT! IF you want to be helpful go get one of my friends! I need more Aura to heal them!
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2016/07/14 19:29:43
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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OOC Yarrick isn't the only salty one here...
Bic *Amelia is still out cold*
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/07/14 19:30:19
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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*salutes smartly*
Hey Flappy Bird! We need you in here for a minute!
*Morrigan comes running into the room with twin kukris drawn*
Care to help your friends?
*gestures to Yarrick and Co*
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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2016/07/14 19:30:23
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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*fulgrim looks annoyed*
We just nulled your damned contract you mortal idiot ....you feth so much... and Amelia... I gave you a new amulet. Mortician and angron agreed... just feth you two and make it freaky...
Keep fething and il let you keep it...
*Slithers off back to warp*
I need a good orgy... ..
*Slithers through portal of questionable design*
*Leaves questionable trail*
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/07/14 19:32:00
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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*Magnus continues slamming his head further down into the ground*
OOC *Continues slamming head into my door-frame*
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/07/14 19:32:21
TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/07/14 19:33:26
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth
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*Morrigan sheaths her Kukri with a glare at Deadpool then runs over to Cal*
Morrigan: What happened?!
*Still very weak*Cal: Amelia had her wings ripped out and Yarrick broke everything, I need your aura to help me heal them
*Morrigan nods*
Morrigan: Of course
*Places her hands on Cal's shoulders has he pours more aura into Amelia causing her wounds to begin closing*
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2016/07/14 19:33:33
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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Ooc I just thought id give the plan a random direction...
And it's only a copy... so if magnus gets the copy... still...
Then he has both...
So ... its not done yet..
Plus I imagine a super salty magnus revenge plan.
Did I ruin a massive reveal?
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/07/14 19:35:10
Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/07/14 19:34:19
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Benny wakes up] ... I'll just get out of the way. [Shuffles out of infirmary] [Sees Fulgrim and Deadpool] ...
[Does a u-turn back into the infirmary]
Ooc: I'd just take the primarchs appearance as massive trolling on their part, like ZK said. It wasn't intended to be a soul offer, just a single job, and Yarrick's employment with Larry ended when Yarrck went back to the IG.
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2016/07/14 19:36:12
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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*shrugs*
*dips finger into the trail left by Fulgrim and sniffs it*
Is there anyone else around here you need?
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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2016/07/14 19:36:48
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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*fulgrims trail makes a suspicious smell*
Well primarch, alot of trolling... I kinda felt like joining in... sorry...
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/07/14 19:37:59
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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 jhe90 wrote:And it's only a copy... so if magnus gets the copy... still...
Then he has both...
OOC Don't matter, the copy works on the amulet, according to Fulgrim, and I really doubt Magnus is going to be able to show his face in the room without getting skull-fethed.
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/07/14 19:38:50
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth
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*Cal shakes his head*
Cal: No, I can't believe I'm saying this, but thank you Wade Wilson, thank you. *Cal switches over to Yarrick after Amelia's wounds have properly closed*
Cal: It'll still take a while to heal fully but at least they're closed
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2016/07/14 19:39:05
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike
Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..
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*Walks into the "room"*
*Takes a seat*
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First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden |
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2016/07/14 19:39:16
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Ooc: ...Magnus isn't meant to have an amulet at all, it holds Amelia's memories.
He was supposed to return them as his part of the deal. That's what Yarrick has spent the past day trying to retrieve.
So no, giving us a fake one isn't helping. :p
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2016/07/14 19:41:52
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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*Everybody was TP'ed back into the AVATAR room*
*ZK teleports into a brick wall rather than Magnus' room*
*Daemon world changes position in the warp*
OOC Hell naw, you ain't fethen killin a Primarch.
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2016/07/14 19:43:47
TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/07/14 19:44:05
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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*does a curtsy and wipes the ooze onto a wall*
*picks up the plate of pancakes*
Like I said, I don't always spend my time getting others to shoot me.
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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