Avatar 720 wrote:
He claims his legs are broken, and yet also claims to be harvesting our crops from the land. I am sure if the braumaster tallied our harvests he would find anomalies that match WarOne's alleged 'harvests'.

I find myself more and more suspicious of his true intentions.

 WarOne wrote:

 Avatar 720 wrote:
He claims his legs are broken, and yet also claims to be harvesting our crops from the land. I am sure if the braumaster tallied our harvests he would find anomalies that match WarOne's alleged 'harvests'.

I find myself more and more suspicious of his true intentions.

Ah but you see good sir within the span of two posts my legs are now razorbacks. Such is the power of my literary genius they will become land raiders by my next post.

I am simply a humble poet laureate and Noble prize winning author, who is also harvesting barley.

 Avatar 720 wrote:

 WarOne wrote:

 Avatar 720 wrote:
He claims his legs are broken, and yet also claims to be harvesting our crops from the land. I am sure if the braumaster tallied our harvests he would find anomalies that match WarOne's alleged 'harvests'.

I find myself more and more suspicious of his true intentions.

Ah but you see good sir within the span of two posts my legs are now razorbacks. Such is the power of my literary genius they will become land raiders by my next post.

I am simply a humble poet laureate and Noble prize winning author, who is also harvesting barley.

I challenge your legs to become Land Raiders, and further challenge any among us to don terminator armour, wield a multilaser, and stand legs akimbo atop both land raiders at once, doing the occasional backflip.

IN THE PROCESS CONFIRMING THAT THEY ARE IN FACT A WEREWOLF!

 Avatar 720 wrote:
What gets me is just how mindless these killings seem to be. There have been no guard reports, and no attempts on the life of the braumaster, his most vocal supporter, or one of the main people involved in getting this village together - myself.

In fact, only those opposed to Whitey's braumastership have been taken out, but each time shown to be but humble villagers.

It seems to me that a campaign attempting to pin whitey, and the supporters of this village's continued existence, as being werewolves has been started - it's easy; the werewolf can throw all accusations at those who have the most to gain from the werewolf's strategic kills.

If the werewolf can have whitey lynched, then the villager will be without a braumaster, leadership, and another - in my honest opinion - innocent villager. With the braumaster dead and the village in disarray, nobody will be guarded, and either purple or me will feel the werewolf's teeth on their neck during the next night. With four people remaining, the werewolf can pin the murders on the last remaining follower of whitey, claiming that he had the most to gain from eliminating his fellows by focussing the village's ire, and reducing its innocent leadership to nothing. One final lynching, followed by one final murder in the night, would be all it takes for the werewolf to have outsmarted all of us by turning us against ourselves!

I say to him now, wherever he may stand amongst us, that I shall not stand for this! Under Whitey's leadership this village has stood firm and loyal to the Count! We - and the Count by extension - shall not be made fools of by an overgrown hound! Suspicion may very well fall upon Whitey and his supporters, but why not upon his opposition? Why, after all these deaths of Whitey's foes, do those that remain feel so safe in opposing him? The werewolf's mistake has been his own cockiness! Whitey offers us some semblance of safety - some small glimmer of hope - and yet still he faces enemies who are seemingly ignorant of the fates that befell their fellows.

Look not towards Whitey for treachery; look towards those who believed that Whitey's way was not the true way, and appear blissfully ignorant of the fates that met their fellow believers. There is no fear in their eyes, no doubt, only something that makes them think they are safe. The truth is that nobody here is safe, nobody but the werewolf, and he has made his final mistake by betraying himself through his arrogance.

WarOne has yet to claim allegiance to a master, perhaps because he needs no master, for he is his own. WarOne, stand you with us? Or stand you against us?

 Avatar 720 wrote:
Even given proof of n0t_u's dubious actions, you would still sooner have nobody hung?

How many times must I sigh at such treachery? It seems to me that the werewolf is, or has a valuable ally in you, War(d)One.

It is with a heavy heart that I must condemn another villager to death for the crimes of being and/or aiding a dangerous beast. n0t_u shall answer soon enough, but for now, we must remove those who would stand against a united village.

War(d)One, despite your believable claims to humanity, your actions speak of a higher purpose than the survival of yourself and your fellows, and so I must vote for you to by lynched. May you pickle in the Count's Great Halls soon enough.
I will harvest barley as normal.
Whitey has my vote for Braumaster, for without him we are nothing.

 d-usa wrote:

I think I saw all the British villagers participating in some sort of werewolf orgy. Or a furry orgy. Either way, stuff like that has to be cause for death...