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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/05/01 14:07:29
Subject: The Imperial Knight returns to 8 Inches Tall!
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Stoic Grail Knight
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From the Imperial Knight release, you guys might remember there was a lot of discussion about how tall the Imperial Knight actually was. The GW site said it was 8" tall, while people who were building the model declared it only measured to 6". GW must have noticed this error in the description at some point and did correct it to 6". However, it seems with the advent of the new website I recently noticed the knight has grown back to its old stature! http://www.games-workshop.com/en-US/Imperial-Knight Description Fealty, Honour and Duty. At 8 inches tall the Imperial Knight is a towering war engine. Crafted in the Dark Age of Technology and resplendent with gothic details it presents a unique silhouette both in a display cabinet and on the battlefield. Fighting alongside armies of the Imperium, most Imperial Knights are affiliated with either a Knightly House and the Adeptus Mechanicus. Some Imperial Knights choose to forsake all ties to a noble house. Known as Freeblades, they are masters of their own destiny. I thought this was funny and worth sharing.
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2014/05/01 14:09:48
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/05/01 14:08:16
Subject: The Imperial Knight returns to 8 Inches Tall!
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Fixture of Dakka
Temple Prime
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I'm still waiting for the other six knights from epic to show up.
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Midnightdeathblade wrote:Think of a daemon incursion like a fart you don't quite trust... you could either toot a little puff of air, bellow a great effluvium, or utterly sh*t your pants and cry as it floods down your leg.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/05/01 14:09:05
Subject: The Imperial Knight returns to 8 Inches Tall!
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Shade of Despair and Torment
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Rotfl
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/05/01 14:16:03
Subject: The Imperial Knight returns to 8 Inches Tall!
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Angry Blood Angel Assault marine
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Some Imperial Knights are larger than others...
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"While it is true that there is a very small sub-species of geek who are adept at assembling small figures and painting them with breath taking detail; the rest of us are basically the paste eating retards who failed art class. Because of this, what we build never even faintly resembles the picture on the box when we're done." - Coyote Sharptongue
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/05/01 14:24:52
Subject: Re:The Imperial Knight returns to 8 Inches Tall!
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Perfect Shot Black Templar Predator Pilot
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They should be required to correct the error. For a lot of people a model's size is a large determinant of its value. Adding a big chunk of size knowing it's inaccurate to the description is willfully dishonest
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/05/01 14:28:21
Subject: Re:The Imperial Knight returns to 8 Inches Tall!
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Stoic Grail Knight
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BrotherVord wrote:They should be required to correct the error. For a lot of people a model's size is a large determinant of its value. Adding a big chunk of size knowing it's inaccurate to the description is willfully dishonest
That's GW for you
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/05/01 14:37:40
Subject: The Imperial Knight returns to 8 Inches Tall!
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Stern Iron Priest with Thrall Bodyguard
UK
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Look we all know americans cant measure things like sane people, move over to the metric system already its much simpler and easier to understand, which would be a bonus given your education system.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/05/01 14:39:25
Subject: Re:The Imperial Knight returns to 8 Inches Tall!
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Ultramarine Librarian with Freaky Familiar
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So they can lie about the Knight's height in centimeters? No thank you, comrade! Go back to Poland where you belong!
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Thought for the day: Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.
30k Ultramarines: 2000 pts
Bolt Action Germans: ~1200 pts
AOS Stormcast: Just starting.
The Empire : ~60-70 models.
1500 pts
: My Salamanders painting blog 16 Infantry and 2 Vehicles done so far! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/05/01 14:39:43
Subject: The Imperial Knight returns to 8 Inches Tall!
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Speedy Swiftclaw Biker
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hobojebus wrote:Look we all know americans cant measure things like sane people, move over to the metric system already its much simpler and easier to understand, which would be a bonus given your education system.
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Voice of reason right here folks.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/05/01 14:49:35
Subject: Re:The Imperial Knight returns to 8 Inches Tall!
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Stern Iron Priest with Thrall Bodyguard
UK
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TheCustomLime wrote:So they can lie about the Knight's height in centimeters? No thank you, comrade! Go back to Poland where you belong!
Dude i'm english, but we do have alot of polish people here because we are in general less xenophobic than americans.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/05/01 14:53:04
Subject: Re:The Imperial Knight returns to 8 Inches Tall!
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Angry Blood Angel Assault marine
AZ
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hobojebus wrote: TheCustomLime wrote:So they can lie about the Knight's height in centimeters? No thank you, comrade! Go back to Poland where you belong!
Dude i'm english, but we do have alot of polish people here because we are in general less xenophobic than americans.
Xenophobic... this from a country that for over 200 hundred years sought to make everything on the planet "British"...
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"While it is true that there is a very small sub-species of geek who are adept at assembling small figures and painting them with breath taking detail; the rest of us are basically the paste eating retards who failed art class. Because of this, what we build never even faintly resembles the picture on the box when we're done." - Coyote Sharptongue
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/05/01 14:54:40
Subject: Re:The Imperial Knight returns to 8 Inches Tall!
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Fixture of Dakka
Temple Prime
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Zarynterk wrote:hobojebus wrote: TheCustomLime wrote:So they can lie about the Knight's height in centimeters? No thank you, comrade! Go back to Poland where you belong!
Dude i'm english, but we do have alot of polish people here because we are in general less xenophobic than americans.
Xenophobic... this from a country that for over 200 hundred years sought to make everything on the planet "British"...
The past is past, let's not get too hung up about what was done before any of us were alive.
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Midnightdeathblade wrote:Think of a daemon incursion like a fart you don't quite trust... you could either toot a little puff of air, bellow a great effluvium, or utterly sh*t your pants and cry as it floods down your leg.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/05/01 14:55:15
Subject: Re:The Imperial Knight returns to 8 Inches Tall!
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Kid_Kyoto
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For what it's worth, Space Marines in the fluff are 2 feet taller than everyone thinks they are. They're actually 10 feet, according to GW.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/05/01 14:55:46
Subject: Re:The Imperial Knight returns to 8 Inches Tall!
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Fixture of Dakka
Temple Prime
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daedalus wrote:For what it's worth, Space Marines in the fluff are 2 feet taller than everyone thinks they are. They're actually 10 feet, according to GW.
Wait what?
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Midnightdeathblade wrote:Think of a daemon incursion like a fart you don't quite trust... you could either toot a little puff of air, bellow a great effluvium, or utterly sh*t your pants and cry as it floods down your leg.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/05/01 14:57:48
Subject: Re:The Imperial Knight returns to 8 Inches Tall!
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Stern Iron Priest with Thrall Bodyguard
UK
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Zarynterk wrote:hobojebus wrote: TheCustomLime wrote:So they can lie about the Knight's height in centimeters? No thank you, comrade! Go back to Poland where you belong!
Dude i'm english, but we do have alot of polish people here because we are in general less xenophobic than americans.
Xenophobic... this from a country that for over 200 hundred years sought to make everything on the planet "British"...
You dont want to go down the historical route given how america treated Asian americans in WW2, how they committed genocide against the native american, the shocking treatment of Africans kidnapped from their homelands and forced to work as slaves, or segregation in the south.
No country anywhere has clean hands.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/05/01 14:58:43
Subject: Re:The Imperial Knight returns to 8 Inches Tall!
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Stoic Grail Knight
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Right, so let's get off that topic and onto things related to 40k, namely the misrepresentation of the size of the Knight. EDIT: Now, GW writes all of the rules in standard measurements, and they also corrected the error of 6" before. So I'm pretty sure they know what they're doing.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/05/01 15:01:46
Subject: Re:The Imperial Knight returns to 8 Inches Tall!
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Ultramarine Librarian with Freaky Familiar
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Maybe they are using Citadel FineMeasurements? Where their inches are ~1.33 of our inches?
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Thought for the day: Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.
30k Ultramarines: 2000 pts
Bolt Action Germans: ~1200 pts
AOS Stormcast: Just starting.
The Empire : ~60-70 models.
1500 pts
: My Salamanders painting blog 16 Infantry and 2 Vehicles done so far! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/05/01 15:03:31
Subject: Re:The Imperial Knight returns to 8 Inches Tall!
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Stern Iron Priest with Thrall Bodyguard
UK
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TheCustomLime wrote:Maybe they are using Citadel FineMeasurements? Where their inches are ~1.33 of our inches?
So your saying they use a ruler made of finecast resin and its either warped or miscast, makes sense to me.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/05/01 15:05:20
Subject: The Imperial Knight returns to 8 Inches Tall!
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Glorious Lord of Chaos
The burning pits of Hades, also known as Sweden in summer
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Isn't it illegal to say your product is bigger than it is?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/05/01 15:09:10
Subject: The Imperial Knight returns to 8 Inches Tall!
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Stern Iron Priest with Thrall Bodyguard
UK
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Cant be men do it all the time...well men with small...well you know what i'm getting at.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/05/01 15:11:26
Subject: The Imperial Knight returns to 8 Inches Tall!
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Lady of the Lake
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It's sort of false advertising.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/05/01 15:57:22
Subject: The Imperial Knight returns to 8 Inches Tall!
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Thane of Dol Guldur
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<deleted - joke in bad taste>
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/05/01 16:07:39
Subject: The Imperial Knight returns to 8 Inches Tall!
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Mighty Vampire Count
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Maybe the new edition has a different and GW trademarked unit of measurement that also happens to be called inches
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/05/01 16:48:39
Subject: The Imperial Knight returns to 8 Inches Tall!
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Longtime Dakkanaut
Orlando
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Maybe they are Great British Inches and not American inches, trying to compensate or something
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If you dont short hand your list, Im not reading it.
Example: Assault Intercessors- x5 -Thunder hammer and plasma pistol on sgt.
or Assault Terminators 3xTH/SS, 2xLCs
For the love of God, GW, get rid of reroll mechanics. ALL OF THEM! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/05/01 17:42:32
Subject: The Imperial Knight returns to 8 Inches Tall!
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Stern Iron Priest with Thrall Bodyguard
UK
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We don't need to we are small and perfectly formed instead of being bloated and saggy, we like being able to look down and see our feet.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/05/01 17:45:38
Subject: The Imperial Knight returns to 8 Inches Tall!
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Agile Revenant Titan
In the Casualty section of a Blood Bowl dugout
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Why not add to that:
All Imperial Knights are tall
But some are taller than others
One of my criteria for a good quote is one that you can easily twist and then use in everyday situations.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/05/01 18:45:19
Subject: Re:The Imperial Knight returns to 8 Inches Tall!
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Regular Dakkanaut
Jacksonville, FL
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hobojebus wrote: Zarynterk wrote:hobojebus wrote: TheCustomLime wrote:So they can lie about the Knight's height in centimeters? No thank you, comrade! Go back to Poland where you belong!
Dude i'm english, but we do have alot of polish people here because we are in general less xenophobic than americans.
Xenophobic... this from a country that for over 200 hundred years sought to make everything on the planet "British"...
You dont want to go down the historical route given how america treated Asian americans in WW2, how they committed genocide against the native american, the shocking treatment of Africans kidnapped from their homelands and forced to work as slaves, or segregation in the south.
No country anywhere has clean hands.
No, they do not. So perhaps maybe people shouldn't jump to call Americans "xenophobic" given that WW1 and WW2 were largely about Europeans hating each other (and no one in Europe would have cared if Hitler exterminated the Jews so long as he stayed in the lines they gave Germany for "borders"; they created Israel just to get rid of the Jews and hoped the Arabs would kill them); England during WW2 was trying to still control a number of countries; the whole Africans thing started with Brits (hence why it's British and French colonies scattered through Africa); etc.; etc.; etc.
So, yeah. It's like the pot calling the kettle black, only a bit worse. America got its bad tendencies from its roots. You know, all those European nations that came over here, declared this land to be theirs, and started taking it in the first place?
But yes, that's all in the past.
Right now, Americans as a whole are pretty tolerant people. Sure, there's always loudmouths on TV, just like there are everywhere. I work with a very diverse group of people, I go to church with a diverse group of people, I game with people of different ethnicity and religion, and none of us have a problem with each other. I am getting so sick of other nations who are at least as intolerant with their populace jumping up to call Americans "racist" or "xenophobes" or whatever.
And hell, while we're at it, do you know how hard it is to find a black Space Marine, aside from the token chapter that was made all-black at one point because apparently only being roasted by fire lizards can excuse skin that isn't pale in the grim darkness of the far future? Black Imperial Guard are almost non-existent, and I swear the Warhammer world doesn't have anyone without pale skin (of the races that, you know, aren't anthropomorphic creatures or Orcs. They barely mention Araby or Cathay or Nippon in the fluff, and they'll never do armies for them.
So, yeah. We're playing a pretty freaking "xenophobic" and racist set of games, and giving money to a company to support them. So maybe we should all shut our hypocritical pie holes and go back to making jokes about why a Knight is two inches shorter than he should be because he's permanently squating and/or bending over. Automatically Appended Next Post: hobojebus wrote:
Cant be men do it all the time...well men with small...well you know what i'm getting at.
Eh, there's an entire industry of bras designed for a similar purpose.
And products and surgeries to help members of both genders with such "inadequacies."
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/05/01 18:50:38
Subject: The Imperial Knight returns to 8 Inches Tall!
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Fixture of Dakka
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Imagine all the lawsuits from women now.
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Agies Grimm:The "Learn to play, bro" mentality is mostly just a way for someone to try to shame you by implying that their metaphorical nerd-wiener is bigger than yours. Which, ironically, I think nerds do even more vehemently than jocks.
Everything is made up and the points don't matter. 40K or Who's Line is it Anyway?
Auticus wrote: Or in summation: its ok to exploit shoddy points because those are rules and gamers exist to find rules loopholes (they are still "legal"), but if the same force can be composed without structure, it emotionally feels "wrong". |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/05/01 19:09:41
Subject: The Imperial Knight returns to 8 Inches Tall!
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Sneaky Lictor
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Oddly enough, posting the wrong height on the model might not turn to many heads "legally". It does however impact the laws of the credit card world. ( Cardbrands Visa MC etc)
There are such things as product not as described disputes which could be triggered by such things. Not saying its right or even that you would win it.. but its known to happen.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/05/01 19:14:49
Subject: Re:The Imperial Knight returns to 8 Inches Tall!
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Stoic Grail Knight
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It just makes me think of this sort of stuff: Box: Real Life: EDIT: also come on guys, drop the country comparison crap. I thought this model disparity would be mildly interesting since it was such a hot-button topic when the Imperial Knight came out, but I didn't mean it to become some sort of "we're better than you!" argument.
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