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 mega_bassist wrote:
If only I had some kind of force that could give me clairvoyance...

Sadly, we have but our own thoughts and eyes to see with.

As someone who has also served in the Count's army, though, you have seen his wrath when he is denied that which he wants.

I pray, please think of that and the town when deciding.

You have proof. Show me.

As a suspect, I have drawn up a will before my possible lynching. It reads:
"In the event that I am lynched today, and it turns out I am actually a werewolf this day, I leave my life savings to be split evenly amongst the surviving members of town, to be directly applied in your bank accounts through the use of a service entitled 'Paypal'. Should I be an innocent villager, my life savings is to be buried with me, with nobody receiving the spoils. This will ceases to be official tomorrow, as it could happen that I am turned to a werewolf over night."


In this case, "life saving" equals $100, split 5 ways. Suck it, furries.

Hey, that's 40 tacos for me. I'll allow it.

 mega_bassist wrote:
Hey, that's 40 tacos for me. I'll allow it.

Good etiquette demand that we now lynch him for the spoils? Are those Jack in the Box tacos?

Mmmm, Tacos.

 whitedragon wrote:

 mega_bassist wrote:
Hey, that's 40 tacos for me. I'll allow it.

Good etiquette demand that we now lynch him for the spoils? Are those Jack in the Box tacos?

Of course, my good man. I typically don't eat fast food, but when making decisions about money, I always relate it to food. It was always good for morale.

 mega_bassist wrote:

 whitedragon wrote:

 mega_bassist wrote:
Hey, that's 40 tacos for me. I'll allow it.

Good etiquette demand that we now lynch him for the spoils? Are those Jack in the Box tacos?

Of course, my good man. I typically don't eat fast food, but when making decisions about money, I always relate it to food. It was always good for morale.

Indeed. I remember this one time, we'd just taken some town across the border...

Anyway, the point is, the Count threw us a magnificent feast as a reward.

OOC: I must be driving Manchu nuts, because while I haven't broken a single rule, I am seriously treading the line.

Bribes, Silver bullets, torching my house to out a wolf attacking me...yup. He's gotta be tearing out his hair. Or, probably fur, in this case. Still think he's the only wolf.

Can we actually vote to lynch Manchu?

Whose Lynch Is It Anyway, a village where the beer doesn't matter and everyone is a wolf.

Where do we stand on the lynch tally?

Two both ways: two for me, two for Plat.

OOC: Does the lynched person still harvest before he is lynched?

OOC: Can you ask the werewolf if he is getting a sick kick out of this?

If the werewolf is enjoying himself, please woof once for 'yes', twice for 'no'. Thanks,
The villagers.

 d-usa wrote:
OOC: Does the lynched person still harvest before he is lynched?

That's a good question. I thought that their harvest did count because they weren't lynched until the end of the day.

However, I also think that maybe Mr. Wastel has been being coy with his harvests as well. A wolf has no need for Beer you see.

Here is what I know:

The first night Mr. Dakka was killed, the second night Mr. Himmeldenker was killed. Neither of which was killed by the Werewolf because our Hunter was revealed on the beginning of Day Three as decreed by our mythical voice in the sky:

The moderator will reveal the identity of the Hunter at the beginning of the Day phase following the death of the second Villager the Hunter kills

Two deaths in two nights, and the reveal of the hunter. That means the wolves did not kill, but instead must have focused on turning villagers to their cause.

So starting with Day Three we had a minimum of 2 wolves, who can now split the task of killing and turning. One wolf killed kronk, one wolf spend a turn preparing to turn another to their cause.

Tonight the turning shall be complete, so we will be at three wolves, and even without killing any of us they will win because their numbers shall equal ours.

Based on our 1st day's harvest we have the possible werewolves after Day 1: Gunslingerpro (dead), WarOne, mega_bassist, wyrmalla (dead), JB (dead).

On our 2nd day we had 1 hops in store, 4 declared to harvest hops, and 5 declared to harvest Barley. We only made 4 barrels of beer and ended up with 1 extra harvest of Barley. The only person still alive that harvested Barley on day 1 and Hops on day 2 is WarOne. So I think he is our initial werewolf. We were blind to have missed him on that day.

Day three started out with one Barley, and we had two more declared harvests. We brewed two barrels and ended up with an extra Barley, so these villagers are above suspicion. We had 4 declared harvests for hops, but only two were actually harvested. WarOne was one of these, and if gunslinger was able to contribute before his harvest it means either timetowaste or whitedragon is our second wolf.

We must kill WarOne, for he is the first of the wolves. That leaves 4 villagers and 1 wolf, and if he kills or turns one of us tonight it will not be a victory for him.

I vote to lynch WarOne, and tomorrow we shall decide between timetowaste and whitedragon.

I figured you two to be together too. Huh. WarOne has been pretty chummy with me...we have an hour to decide, but should we vote wrong, we lose completely. And he also agreed with me every time I suggested Plat. I figured if he was the wolf, he'd be giggling with joy at his screen. WarOne: would you mind woofing for me, just once?

WarOne also sought me out and initiated our collaboration. Hmmm...curiouser and curiouser. And actually, no offense Plat, D's math is pretty sound and looks quite foolproof. I'm willing to follow D on this. I vote to lynch whoever D-USA votes for.

So my total:

Lynch WarONe
Harvest Hops
Seek Edwards forgiveness and vote for him to brew once more.

I'll vote to lynch WarOne based on D's thoughts
Edward for brewmaster (truce).
What do we have left over? Barley? I'll also go hops.

I have done nothing but help harvest these crops since day one, pushing the most competent brewer forward to give us the best change to succeed.

Sir Wastel has done nothing but scheme and connive behind the scenes to the detriment of this village. He is no better than the incompetent hunter that was excised from our midst.

I vote to lynch Sir Wastel and Edward as Brewmaster.

I also plan to harvest hops.

*With an evil gleam in my eye*

I uphold my vote to lynch Mr. Wastel....

AND UPHOLD MY VOTE FOR EDWARD FOR BRAUMASTER!

Let terror reign in the streets tonight.

Vote to Lynch Mr. Wastel
Vote for myself for Braumeister
Harvest Hops

Hail Eris!

You guys don't care about my will, huh? Do you think I'd legitimately throw $100 away if I was lying?

Of course, whitey, you just outed yourself as the second wolf, but I still think D has found the right of it. Take out WarOne. You have my word as a douchebag that the villagers will lose if you kill me. Not opinion: fact.

 timetowaste85 wrote:
You have my word as a douchebag

Means nothing to the villagers as you have callously sought your own way and selfishly blamed others. A village is a community of peers and comrades. People like Mr. Mackey talked of harmony and rationale but resorted to violence when their ends could not be normally met.

This is why those who have been purged have been avenged. Mr. Mackey was killed by the wolf for a reason.

I respect your choices gentlemen...but the people are about to lose. Nicely done, furballs. You've convinced them. I probably didn't increase my chances if survival by pointing a finger at each of you at one point or another.

I go to the gallows with a smile on my face, and ghostly pee for your Cheerios!!

 timetowaste85 wrote:


I go to the gallows with a smile on my face,

A rictus grin is all you shall have after a few days swinging. Punishment fitting a traitor and liar.

WarOne is the only person that is fully known to be a wolf based on the first two days harvest. Nobody but him harvested Barley on the day of the missing Barley, and hops on the day of the missing Hops.

There could still be questions about who is the second wolf that he turned, but we know beyond a doubt that he is the first.

Lynch WarOne, or watch this village die with a final count of 2 against 3.

 timetowaste85 wrote:
You guys don't care about my will, huh? Do you think I'd legitimately throw $100 away if I was lying?

Of course, whitey, you just outed yourself as the second wolf, but I still think D has found the right of it. Take out WarOne. You have my word as a douchebag that the villagers will lose if you kill me. Not opinion: fact.

And you have only proven that you know nothing. Pray that tonight is not the full moon, that you may cower in fear of your meager life to rise another day.

If I could change your minds, I would. But you're all out for my blood (I may have done one or two things to deserve it), but Im not asking you to trust me. I'm asking you to trust D.

 d-usa wrote:
WarOne is the only person that is fully known to be a wolf based on the first two days harvest. Nobody but him harvested Barley on the day of the missing Barley, and hops on the day of the missing Hops.

And here we stand with ten barrels. Explain how we have gotten this far? Your a fair man and a reasonable one.

Whomever was hunted by the Hunter spent night after night hiding from his wrath. Of course someone's harvest would not get done if they had to hide.