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Cut a gash into his stomach, fill it with live scorpions, sew him up, then hang him upside down with poisonous pins in the soles of his feet.

Is zat really necessary? Just hang him and get it over with. If we start killing men like this zen what separates us from ze Wolves?

Less hair, generally eats more vegetables, doesn't care about the moon and enjoys the film starrings of Karl Urban.

All of you are mad! MAD!

I'm okay with that.
I like playing Inquisitor/Witch Hunter.

Well gents, it's time to pass out. That barley isn't going to harvest itself in the morning, and the wood for my family needs to be chopped too.

Still voting the same for brewmaster and WarOne for lynching.

I will collect hops.

I vote we lynch Hideous Joneson.

I'll get a vote later

*Hydeous Johnson
Unless you mean my cousin Hydrus Joneson?

 purplefood wrote:
*Hydeous Johnson
Unless you mean my cousin Hydrus Joneson?

We'll lynch you both.

I vote Wrigglium B Gutworths III for braumeister, which is an awful German word.

EDIT: Why am I getting all these names mixed up? Aargh! WarOne for Braumeister, anyway.

Are you just voting for the sake of it?

 purplefood wrote:
Are you just voting for the sake of it?

Ofcourse not.

But I had to browse through all those pages that appeared while I as asleep..

I'm quite flattered to have been nominated as brewmaster but alas I am a simple retired soldier with nothing left to do other than make an honest living for myself in the fields.

Unfortunately I was taking a nap through Mr Gutworths III outbursts so I cannot judge the man myself, I leave it to you good townsfolk to decide his fate.

Long story short he tried to kill us all.

Followed by a large bout o' the madness I'm afraid. I pray it does not spread further.

Yep he's mental.
Someone do him already.

I do not know what you mean. If you look at all my past conversations here, you will find nothing out of the ordinary.

Yeah...I'm not regretting my vote, fellow townfolk.

 motyak wrote:
Yeah...I'm not regretting my vote, fellow townfolk.

For what? As it seems, I have no history of what you claim I should be hanged for.

Doesn't matter. We've all voted to hang you.
You're dead mad man. Dead and gone.
Like tears in the rain.
#getreckt

 purplefood wrote:
Doesn't matter. We've all voted to hang you.
You're dead mad man. Dead and gone.
Like tears in the rain.
#getreckt

Well, you do realize I get a whole night phase all to myself.

And you all have yourselves to blame for this. I'm, an innocent man with no history of violence is condemned to die by your own rabid lust for death.

Say Hi to the folks from Lammheim for us.

 liquidjoshi wrote:
Say Hi to the folks from Lammheim for us.

You know, the ones that you love to see slaughtered.

How high will this butcher bill go to sate your own cruel lust for swinging bodies and rotting corpses?

I thought you were better than this madness...
Truly you must have snapped under the shadow of the wolf. Just another victim of the beast.

 purplefood wrote:
I thought you were better than this madness...
Truly you must have snapped under the shadow of the wolf. Just another victim of the beast.

I am a victim of the masses who are driven to insanity because of what they fear.

Look at my record good brother and see that I have done no wrong.

You were the one that sought to murder to thin the town's numbers. I do not know what madness it is that drives thee, but regardless, none shall listen to your insanity.

Indeed cousin, indeed.

 liquidjoshi wrote:
You were the one that sought to murder to thin the town's numbers. I do not know what madness it is that drives thee, but regardless, none shall listen to your insanity.

Indeed cousin, indeed.

And yet you do not see that I have done no wrong here.

Your attempts to shade the past have failed, for the townsfolk remember your words. You can erase them from here, but you cannot erase them from our minds.

 liquidjoshi wrote:
Your attempts to shade the past have failed, for the townsfolk remember your words. You can erase them from here, but you cannot erase them from our minds.

Or could these be words merely in your mind? You have until dusk to decide if you want to lynch a fellow villager and begin the madness anew.

Your words will not sway me from this path. You have already proven thyself insane; I seek only to end the madness and resume the harvest.

If such involves your corpse swinging from the noose, so be it.

 liquidjoshi wrote:
Your words will not sway me from this path. You have already proven thyself insane; I seek only to end the madness and resume the harvest.

If such involves your corpse swinging from the noose, so be it.

If this means to advance the agenda of the werewolves, if is upon your head that you doom us to such a self destructive path.

If I am to be the first, I will not be the last to die. I only hope you realize the error of your ways in time.