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As much as I am honoured that you would have me Brewmaster cousin, I believe we are far better served by Catalina than myself.

Me? What, why? I've done my best to first brew, then harvest, going so far as to not press my case for braumeister so that we could get our brewing done, then you call for my head? If von Germanburg hadn't been declared the wolf by the seer, I would call for your head in retaliation, but as it stands, I'd rather see the wolf die. Unless you are calling for my head because you were turned?

I too am confused by this, cousin. Why Cowvisage? I can tell you that a wolf is in the open, and that wolf is Von Germanburg.

Is he? Well then we best hang him.

Indeed. However, given my previous failing, I shall not lead this call to lynch. If other villagers are in support of such a move, then I shall assist in his apprehension.

I trust you, based on your accurate innocent analyses thus far. Your guilty calls have been off, but I believe you are right now.

This was revealed last night as per my Mystic vision. I based my last call off of my gut, which was wrong. However, this is solid evidence. He is a wolf, and if others are calling for his death, then I too shall vote to lynch Karl Von Germanburg.

Listen, people. This man has been wrong before and why would he be right now? His story does not add up either. Why would the mystic reveal himself publicly like that? That would mark him for death for the were wolves

Besides, this is simple math. If this man is right and I am the wolf then it will not matter since tomorrow we will meet our quotas and the Kings men will come down and hunt the Wolves. If he is wrong then I will die and my harvest will go to waste. Do the logical thing and do not vote to lynch anyone.

Thank you, seer. We shall hang Von Germanburg!

I came out publicly as I trusted the Brewmaster to protect me, which they have done so. I was wrong before, but the situation now has changed. Von Germanburg is a wolf - if not, then tell us, where is your Guinea Pig? Absent from its cage save a little blood as I saw. Who else might have devoured it, the muffin man?

He is guilty. My powers have revealed this.

I'm changing my vote for braumeister to Noobimus Maximus, because even the least of us deserves some glory eventually!

 motyak wrote:
I'm changing my vote for braumeister to Noobimus Maximus, because even the least of us deserves some glory eventually!

I am honoured, good man!

It makes no sense to hang me, though. If we finish production then I will be hunted by the King's men. Unless... you all don't want them here.

 TheCustomLime wrote:
It makes no sense to hang me, though. If we finish production then I will be hunted by the King's men. Unless... you all don't want them here.

We'll hang you!

The King's men might ask tax!

But what if he is wrong and is actually a wolf? Then you will have lost a producer and thus lost the chance to finally meet our quota. Then you will be at the mercy of the were wolves.

A guilty man would say such. You ate your Guinea Pig, and now your maw slavers for our flesh too.

 TheCustomLime wrote:
But what if he is wrong and is actually a wolf? Then you will have lost a producer and thus lost the chance to finally meet our quota. Then you will be at the mercy of the were wolves.

Hlaine, before his death, suspected one of us was a wolf. I know of my innocence, but I had no proof, until the seer brought it to me! You are guily as charged, Germanburg!

I have no idea who did that but whoever it is will pay dearly for it! I loved that Guinea Pig. I named him Herr Squeakers.

Anyway, look at it like this. What do you have to gain by killing me? You may kill one wolf. May is the key word here. But what if there is another one? If you kill me then there is a very slim chance you will accomplish anything of substance.

However, by letting me live, you have a very good chance of harvesting the two barley needed and you will have your Wolf's head anyway. My point is that hanging me is risking a lot to accomplish a little. What you are risking here is the potential of making those two last kegs of beer and finally being rid of the Lycan menace.

What I am asking for here is one night. One more night so that we can practically guarantee that we will make those last two kegs of beer. Elect Catalina as Braumeister, harvest barley and elect to lynch nobody. This is the path to our salvation.

The wolf's harvest always mysteriously vanishes, as you very well know!

 thenoobbomb wrote:

 TheCustomLime wrote:
But what if he is wrong and is actually a wolf? Then you will have lost a producer and thus lost the chance to finally meet our quota. Then you will be at the mercy of the were wolves.

Hlaine, before his death, suspected one of us was a wolf. I know of my innocence, but I had no proof, until the seer brought it to me! You are guily as charged, Germanburg!

What if this alleged seer is a wolf, sir? He could be misleading us so that we will hang the wrong men and play right into the wolf's hands.

Edit: Yes, but if he isn't the seer then his harvest will go to waste and you will not have mine since I will be dead. If he is then his harvest will be turned into beer anyway. Again, you are risking victory over these monsters for nothing.

Either of us is a wolf anyway, and it most certainly isn't me!

Mein gott.. I knew it. I am surrounded by Wolves. That is why you are throwing the vote for Braumeister. That is why this alleged seer is wrongly accusing me. All of you are Werewolves!

It is too late for this town and most likely for me. If there is one thing I can say to you all is that you are monsters and should be ashamed about all you have done. I hope one day this world can be free of the curse of the Lycan. But obviously that day is not today. I only wish I could have died with my Guinea Pig.

I wonder if the curse comes with loss of memory, Mr. Germanburg!

No, Noobius, it doesn't. You and Hydrus should know this well.

How would I know? I am but a poor villager.

You are the wolf we seek Von Germanburg, and we have nothing to lose letting you swing.

You have a very, very good chance... around 50%, actually, of losing a crucial bushel of barley from myself. But this doesn't matter, I guess. I know all of you will ignore me and just go along with the Pied Piper here just because he says he is a seer either out of a desire to go along with the group or you are a wolf.

Burn in hell. All of you. For all of the innocent people you have murdered.

Now now Karl, this ranting only makes you appear to indeed be a wolf, afraid of his life!

You are the wolf, and you have murdered your guinea pig! If we let you live, you won't produce barley anyway, and will instead kill someone!

Okay, Noobius, riddle me this. If I was really the Wolf why would I have allowed Hydrus to live? He publicly said he was investigating me which, again, makes no sense since it makes him the target for the Wolves. If I allowed him to live he would have revealed me to be a Wolf and I would have been hanged while he would live to produce Barley ensuring that the King's Men would arrive. If I murdered him I would have died anyway but it would be that much harder to make the last two kegs of beer and I would have taken this alleged seer with me. Even if he would have been right and declared me innocent then why would the other Wolves let him live? He is the biggest threat to Werewolves presently since he can reveal their true identies.

No. I think the most damning evidence against Hydrus is the fact that he still draws breath despite accusing me, publicly, of me being a wolf while he is the seer.

That is suspicious, yes, but what's more suspicious is that one of us two is a wolf! And I'm no wolf!