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Cegorach, the Deceiver, Ranald and Tzeentch are sitting down for a game of poker. Who will win?

(Ranald is the trickster god in the old world pantheon of whfb)

Creed will win...

I recall the Emprah telling of the time he played "Paradox-billiards-Vostroyan Roulette-Fourth Dimensional-Hyper Cube-strip-Poker" with Tzeentch, Cegowrath, The Deceiver ever Saturday in the webway millennia ago. One time Creed showed up with Tzeentch and apparently won handily.

He is after all... a tactical genius...

Creed is much like the Green Bay Packers. He wins games he doesn't even show up to.

Tzeentch wins, because ultimately, the playing is what counts.

Oooohhhh, Furyou wins!

Cegorach. The Deceiver falls apart in a shower of bad writing. Tzeentch's cards are all jokers with grenades attached and Ranald is somewhere else playing cardboard cut outs.

 Pyeatt wrote:
Creed is much like the Green Bay Packers. He wins games he doesn't even show up to.

You hav dat confused der. I tink you mean Mike Ditka an not da Packers.

Draigo.

 Frozen Ocean wrote:
Draigo.

Ditka vs Draigo - Ditka: 92 Draigo:10 at halftime, game called on account of da slaughter rule.

This needs to be a poll.. Oh please throne make this a poll lol..
And ad Big E.. But no seriously Cegorach hands down.. Tzeentch would create such a dazzling play style he'll forget there was a pot to win and why..

Definitely not Tzeentch. If he ever won it would mean the game ends and he would lose.

Real answer: Nurgle. Tzeentch is so busy playing poker his realm falls to Nurgle.

Cegorach...Tzeentch is to busy setting up elaborate schemes but doesn't realize that the game has already ended and he lost...

 Engine of War wrote:
Creed will win...

I recall the Emprah telling of the time he played "Paradox-billiards-Vostroyan Roulette-Fourth Dimensional-Hyper Cube-strip-Poker" with Tzeentch, Cegowrath, The Deceiver ever Saturday in the webway millennia ago. One time Creed showed up with Tzeentch and apparently won handily.

He is after all... a tactical genius...

Another vote for Creed.

Ghazkul.

'I got... A pair... o' Power Klaws waitin' ta krump ya. Gonna argue, bird-brain?'

Sometimes, it's best to let the Wookie- I mean, Ork win.

Serg Rush wrote:

 Engine of War wrote:
Creed will win...

I recall the Emprah telling of the time he played "Paradox-billiards-Vostroyan Roulette-Fourth Dimensional-Hyper Cube-strip-Poker" with Tzeentch, Cegowrath, The Deceiver ever Saturday in the webway millennia ago. One time Creed showed up with Tzeentch and apparently won handily.

He is after all... a tactical genius...

And for all his genius, he couldn't escape the fate that befell the Doom, Parasite and the rest of the IG characters

Eh? Creed's still in the game.

Anyway, I'd just like to point out that that's just a Greater Daemon being bested by Creed, not Tzeentch himself.

 Furyou Miko wrote:
Eh? Creed's still in the game.

Anyway, I'd just like to point out that that's just a Greater Daemon being bested by Creed, not Tzeentch himself.

Really? I've been told he and the rest of the Guard characters went bye bye :/

 Deadshot wrote:

 Furyou Miko wrote:
Eh? Creed's still in the game.

Anyway, I'd just like to point out that that's just a Greater Daemon being bested by Creed, not Tzeentch himself.

Really? I've been told he and the rest of the Guard characters went bye bye :/

Nope. Al'rahem, Chenkov, Marbo and Bastonne are MIA, Harker took a hit but is still fighting, Straken, Kell and Creed are still there. Nork and Yarrik even came off better, getting a lot more useful with the new codex.

 Pyeatt wrote:
Creed is much like the Green Bay Packers. He wins games he doesn't even show up to.

As a rabid Packers fan, I heartily give this two servo arms up.

FM Argos

 Furyou Miko wrote:
Eh? Creed's still in the game.

Anyway, I'd just like to point out that that's just a Greater Daemon being bested by Creed, not Tzeentch himself.

The short story related to this picture has Tzeentch in it.

Another vote for Creed, sneaking Marbo's left and right and blowing up competition.

Oh hey look unfunny Creed jokes. That's how you know you're on Dakka.

Tzeentch wins.

 Void__Dragon wrote:
Oh hey look unfunny Creed jokes. That's how you know you're on Dakka.

Tzeentch wins.

+1


1d4chan jokes need to go die in a hole. The game exists because Tzeentch allows it. The game will never end because Tzeentch will rig it so. Eventually the mortals die of old age, only the gods are left.

 Bobthehero wrote:

 Furyou Miko wrote:
Eh? Creed's still in the game.

Anyway, I'd just like to point out that that's just a Greater Daemon being bested by Creed, not Tzeentch himself.

The short story related to this picture has Tzeentch in it.

Another vote for Creed, sneaking Marbo's left and right and blowing up competition.

Doesn't change the fact that Tzeentch looks like a giant Pink Horror Drummer, and not like a Lord of Change.

Haha, Creed is cool, but unfortunately he ain't a god.

I think Ranald is pretty cool, he was a master gambler and conman who tricked a god into making him a god.

 Wyzilla wrote:

 Void__Dragon wrote:
Oh hey look unfunny Creed jokes. That's how you know you're on Dakka.

Tzeentch wins.

+1


1d4chan jokes need to go die in a hole. The game exists because Tzeentch allows it. The game will never end because Tzeentch will rig it so. Eventually the mortals die of old age, only the gods are left.

Sure, 1d4chan jokes aren't just bad they're generally so awful and sad that they don't even get the leeway you give to jokes such as "Did you know diarrhoea is hereditary? I runs in your jeans" , but... I don't know any redeeming buts.

Anyway, of course tzeentch wins he's a god...? Creed may be a smart cookie but he's not a god...? Cegorach may be a god but he's a gypsy arse and weak as crap compared to Tzeentch's super dooper knowing everything powers.

Gork & Mork, wrecking the place 'cos they thought there'd be beer.