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2014/09/29 16:15:42
Subject: If you were the Emperor, what would your last words be?
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Poisonous Kroot Headhunter
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Gazpacho Soup.....
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2014/09/29 17:11:51
Subject: If you were the Emperor, what would your last words be?
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Committed Chaos Cult Marine
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 Paradigm wrote:'Strike me down, and I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine...'
This one.
Alternatively, "So be it... Jedi..."
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"If only Dorn got here in time, Sanguinius and I would both be alive!"
Just to watch Dorn guilt trip himself into suicide. Fur die lulz.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2014/09/29 17:12:18
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2014/09/29 17:22:34
Subject: If you were the Emperor, what would your last words be?
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Be excellent to each other, and party on dudes.
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2014/09/29 17:27:52
Subject: If you were the Emperor, what would your last words be?
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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"You're all adopted."
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Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
My deviantART Profile - Pay No Attention To The Man Behind The Madness
"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation |
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2014/09/29 17:31:18
Subject: If you were the Emperor, what would your last words be?
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Regular Dakkanaut
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"I was there, the day Horus slew the Emperor"
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2014/09/29 18:29:54
Subject: If you were the Emperor, what would your last words be?
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Whiteshield Conscript Trooper
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"Somebody check the plumbing on my golden toilet and make sure it's still good"
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2014/09/29 18:41:06
Subject: If you were the Emperor, what would your last words be?
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Consigned to the Grim Darkness
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"Me-damnit, Magnus."
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2014/09/29 18:41:46
The people in the past who convinced themselves to do unspeakable things were no less human than you or I. They made their decisions; the only thing that prevents history from repeating itself is making different ones.
-- Adam Serwer
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2014/09/29 19:16:17
Subject: If you were the Emperor, what would your last words be?
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Longtime Dakkanaut
Orlando
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Crap, that was the worst beer I ever tasted....
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If you dont short hand your list, Im not reading it.
Example: Assault Intercessors- x5 -Thunder hammer and plasma pistol on sgt.
or Assault Terminators 3xTH/SS, 2xLCs
For the love of God, GW, get rid of reroll mechanics. ALL OF THEM! |
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2014/09/29 19:45:58
Subject: Re:If you were the Emperor, what would your last words be?
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Stealthy Sanctus Slipping in His Blade
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Damn kids...
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A ton of armies and a terrain habit...
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2014/09/29 19:48:32
Subject: Re:If you were the Emperor, what would your last words be?
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Loyal Necron Lychguard
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"I'll be back......with weapons....."
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40k:
8th Edtion: 9405 pts - Varantekh Dynasty  |
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2014/09/29 19:53:58
Subject: If you were the Emperor, what would your last words be?
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Regular Dakkanaut
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"Stoke me a clipper, I'll be back for Christmas"
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2014/09/29 21:05:30
Subject: If you were the Emperor, what would your last words be?
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Ultramarine Librarian with Freaky Familiar
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KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!
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They/them
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2014/09/29 21:24:18
Subject: If you were the Emperor, what would your last words be?
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Squishy Oil Squig
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Orkses is never defeated in battle. If we win we win, if we die we die fighting so it don't count. If we runs for it we don't die neither, cos we can come back for annuver go, see! |
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2014/09/29 21:29:34
Subject: If you were the Emperor, what would your last words be?
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Sneaky Sniper Drone
Dublin, Ireland
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I like to think he would break into a rendition of My Dick by Mickey Avalon.
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 Search & Destroy:
Inquisitor Ferenz Talan and his acolytes follow Colonel Mieza and the 16th Berdam Armoured back to their home system, in the hopes of rallying troops for a crusade against the Tau for their defeat on Falasten. However, upon arrival, they find that others have their eyes on the system.
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/616808.page |
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2014/09/29 21:31:59
Subject: If you were the Emperor, what would your last words be?
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Esteemed Veteran Space Marine
My secret fortress at the base of the volcano!
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"That fething Horus. I obviously stopped spanking the ungrateful little gakker way too soon."
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 Emperor's Eagles (undergoing Chapter reorganization)
 Caledonian 95th (undergoing regimental reorganization)
 Thousands Sons (undergoing Warband re--- wait, are any of my 40K armies playable?) |
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2014/09/29 21:58:00
Subject: If you were the Emperor, what would your last words be?
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Devastating Dark Reaper
Hampshire, England
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Wow those Daemonettes sure know how to party but damn am I going to have a killer headache when I wake up tomorrow...
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Over 4000 points of Eldar goodness  |
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2014/09/29 22:44:23
Subject: Re:If you were the Emperor, what would your last words be?
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Terminator with Assault Cannon
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holly gak, does anyone else feel sick after eating the cookies?
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*Insert witty and/or interesting statement here* |
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2014/09/30 03:38:34
Subject: If you were the Emperor, what would your last words be?
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Regular Dakkanaut
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Finally
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2014/09/30 03:52:53
Subject: If you were the Emperor, what would your last words be?
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Road-Raging Blood Angel Biker
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There is no spoon.
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Some Must Be Told. Others Must Be Shown.
Blood Angels- 15000
Dark Angels-7800
Sisters of Battle- 5000
Space Wolves- 5000 |
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2014/09/30 20:35:27
Subject: If you were the Emperor, what would your last words be?
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Dakka Veteran
Snake Mountain
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'Tell them I need 1000 souls a day to keep me alive, it'll be hilarious.'
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'Why put me in that stupid throne, get me one of those awesome dreadnought bodies.'
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2014/09/30 20:37:00
 'I'm like a man with a fork, in a world of soup.'
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2014/10/01 00:58:59
Subject: If you were the Emperor, what would your last words be?
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Powerful Phoenix Lord
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Rosebud.
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Greebo had spent an irritating two minutes in that box. Technically, a cat locked in a box may be alive or it may be dead. You never know until you look. In fact, the mere act of opening the box will determine the state of the cat, although in this case there were three determinate states the cat could be in: these being Alive, Dead, and Bloody Furious.
Orks always ride in single file to hide their strength and numbers.
Gozer the Gozerian, Gozer the Destructor, Volguus Zildrohar, Gozer the Traveler, and Lord of the Sebouillia |
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2014/10/01 01:39:40
Subject: Re:If you were the Emperor, what would your last words be?
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Dakka Veteran
Eastern Washington
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" My sons...use my poop...to kill demons...ifyouwantacarortruckgoseeCal...BLARGHHH! "
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2014/10/01 03:27:14
Subject: If you were the Emperor, what would your last words be?
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Stalwart Space Marine
Core of Terra
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"You were greater than the stars and it still wasn't enough. Perhaps when I return man will have overcome the basic hunger for power and now I shall rest."
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2014/10/01 03:46:09
Subject: If you were the Emperor, what would your last words be?
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
In the warp, searching for Marbo
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"Hehe....hehehe...Hahahaha! THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM!"
jhe90 wrote:You should have seen the other guy!
 Love it, and he's right. He might be gakked up, but who still has a soul!
Animus wrote:"The Horus Heresy novel series is officially non-canon."
So sayith the Emperor, may his will be done.
Erik_Morkai wrote:Delete my browser history...
That's what, 15 thousand years of porn?
thegreatchimp wrote:"I'll be back"
My first thought when I read the title.
argonak wrote:Be excellent to each other, and party on dudes.
If only they listened... 
Avatar 720 wrote:"You're all adopted."
YES! My favorite!
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After all these years of searching for Marbo...he found me. Heretics beware! He's back! |
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2014/10/01 14:53:54
Subject: If you were the Emperor, what would your last words be?
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Fireknife Shas'el
Lisbon, Portugal
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"Release the Kraken! ...no, not my bug collection! Id-"
haha, I like this one
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AI & BFG:  / BMG: Mr. Freeze, Deathstroke / Battletech: SR, OWA / Fallout Factions: BoS / HGB: Caprice / Malifaux: Arcanists, Guild, Outcasts / MCP: Mutants / SAGA: Ordensstaat / SW Legion: CIS / WWX: Union
 Unit1126PLL wrote:"FW is unbalanced and going to ruin tournaments."
"Name one where it did that."
"IT JUST DOES OKAY!"
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2014/10/01 14:56:41
Subject: Re:If you were the Emperor, what would your last words be?
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Terminator with Assault Cannon
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"Don't flush that it's my kidney not a gold fish!"
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*Insert witty and/or interesting statement here* |
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2014/10/01 23:58:00
Subject: If you were the Emperor, what would your last words be?
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Dakka Veteran
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Unplug me!
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2014/10/04 05:53:34
Subject: If you were the Emperor, what would your last words be?
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Been Around the Block
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Whateva! Whateva! I do what I want!
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2014/10/04 14:05:44
Subject: Re:If you were the Emperor, what would your last words be?
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Infiltrating Broodlord
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Horus: Father... I'm...sorry...
Big E: Hi sorry... I'm dad...
*both die*
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Proud supporter of
It is human nature to seek culpability in a time of tragedy. It is a sign of strength to cry out against fate, rather than to bow one's head and succumb.
-Gabriel Angelos |
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2014/10/04 14:15:45
Subject: If you were the Emperor, what would your last words be?
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Hurr! Ogryn Bone 'Ead!
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"I want a gold throne for my... c..cccorps to s-sit on... FOR MANKIND..."
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