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2014/09/25 22:08:39
Subject: If you were the Emperor, what would your last words be?
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Shrieking Traitor Sentinel Pilot
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 Thairne wrote:I've hid the last complete STD in the universe in.... *gurgle*
Um... I think you mean STC. 
"I could have avoided this if I had just been less arrogant and looked at what was right in front of me. Forgive me."
Let's face it, at that point everything was too horribly screwed up to fix with just a sentence or two, but at least by owning up to his mistakes he could've died being a little more sympathetic and less of dick.
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40k is 111% science.
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2014/09/26 02:39:32
Subject: If you were the Emperor, what would your last words be?
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Powerful Phoenix Lord
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KHAAAAAAAAAAARN!!!
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Greebo had spent an irritating two minutes in that box. Technically, a cat locked in a box may be alive or it may be dead. You never know until you look. In fact, the mere act of opening the box will determine the state of the cat, although in this case there were three determinate states the cat could be in: these being Alive, Dead, and Bloody Furious.
Orks always ride in single file to hide their strength and numbers.
Gozer the Gozerian, Gozer the Destructor, Volguus Zildrohar, Gozer the Traveler, and Lord of the Sebouillia |
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2014/09/26 02:45:15
Subject: If you were the Emperor, what would your last words be?
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Angry Blood Angel Assault marine
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"D'oh"!
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2014/09/26 18:44:26
Subject: If you were the Emperor, what would your last words be?
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Stone Bonkers Fabricator General
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"I've had a pretty good run"
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   Dark Mechanicus and Renegade Iron Hand Dakka Blog
My Dark Mechanicus P&M Blog. Mostly Modeling as I paint very slowly. Lots of kitbashed conversions of marines and a few guard to make up a renegade Iron Hand chapter and Dark Mechanicus Allies. Bionics++ |
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2014/09/26 18:45:37
Subject: Re:If you were the Emperor, what would your last words be?
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Pustulating Plague Priest
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It's just a flesh wound. 
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2014/09/26 18:46:12
   Faithful... Enlightened... Ambitious... Brethren... WE NEED A NEW DRIVER! THIS ONE IS DEAD! |
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2014/09/26 18:46:29
Subject: If you were the Emperor, what would your last words be?
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Seattle
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"The cake... was a lie."
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It is best to be a pessimist. You are usually right and, when you're wrong, you're pleasantly surprised. |
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2014/09/26 23:08:52
Subject: If you were the Emperor, what would your last words be?
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Lit By the Flames of Prospero
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Remember me as I am.. FILLED WITH BLOODTHIRSTY RAGE!
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Muh Black Templars
Blacksails wrote:Maybe you should read your own posts before calling someone else's juvenile.
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2014/09/26 23:09:43
Subject: If you were the Emperor, what would your last words be?
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Seattle
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"I... just saved... 15% on my... car insurance..." <dies>
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It is best to be a pessimist. You are usually right and, when you're wrong, you're pleasantly surprised. |
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2014/09/27 00:51:27
Subject: Re:If you were the Emperor, what would your last words be?
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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AHHH Fu..... something like that
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I need to go to work every day.
Millions of people on welfare depend on me. |
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2014/09/27 00:53:43
Subject: If you were the Emperor, what would your last words be?
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Glorious Lord of Chaos
The burning pits of Hades, also known as Sweden in summer
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'Am I not supposed to be perpetual?'
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I should think of a new signature... In the meantime, have a |
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2014/09/27 04:48:56
Subject: If you were the Emperor, what would your last words be?
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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"That escalated quickly."
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 Shadowkeepers (4000 points)
 3rd Company (3000 points) |
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2014/09/27 11:11:33
Subject: If you were the Emperor, what would your last words be?
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Dakka Veteran
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"The Horus Heresy novel series is officially non-canon."
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2014/09/27 11:22:00
Subject: If you were the Emperor, what would your last words be?
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings
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"Please... follow me on Instagram.."
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2014/09/27 11:38:52
Subject: Re:If you were the Emperor, what would your last words be?
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Been Around the Block
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"it's just a small wound.. I'm fine, really"
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2014/09/27 15:46:53
Subject: If you were the Emperor, what would your last words be?
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Courageous Space Marine Captain
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"Just picked up a McDonalds cheeseburger for 99p "
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2014/09/27 21:20:15
I'm celebrating 8 years on Dakka Dakka!
I started an Instagram! Follow me at Deadshot Miniatures!
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Credit to Castiel for banner. Thanks Cas!
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2014/09/27 21:15:32
Subject: Re:If you were the Emperor, what would your last words be?
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Longtime Dakkanaut
Cheyenne WY
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"What? Can't you lot take a Joke!"
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The will of the hive is always the same: HUNGER |
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2014/09/27 21:22:30
Subject: If you were the Emperor, what would your last words be?
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Shadowy Grot Kommittee Memba
The Great State of New Jersey
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"Please... kill me."
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2014/09/27 21:27:19
Subject: If you were the Emperor, what would your last words be?
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Drone without a Controller
Up north
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"GW priced me out!"
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2014/09/28 02:33:23
Subject: If you were the Emperor, what would your last words be?
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Longtime Dakkanaut
Houston, Texas
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"Whatever you do, let me die"
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Finally found my quote from a gym buddy born and raised in South Korea:
"It is the soldier, not the reporter who has given us the freedom of the press.
"It is the soldier, not the poet, who has given us the freedom of speech.
"It is the soldier, not the campus organizer, who gives us the freedom to demonstrate.
"It is the soldier who salutes the flag, who serves beneath the flag, and whose coffin is draped by the flag, who allows the protester to burn the flag." |
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2014/09/28 02:33:41
Subject: Re:If you were the Emperor, what would your last words be?
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RogueSangre
The Cockatrice Malediction
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Remember what I said about seein' a light when yer dyin'...?
It ain't true - I can't see a damn thing.
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2014/09/28 03:34:02
Subject: If you were the Emperor, what would your last words be?
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Swift Swooping Hawk
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Delete my browser history...
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2014/09/28 11:46:34
Subject: Re:If you were the Emperor, what would your last words be?
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Trigger-Happy Baal Predator Pilot
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What are Elvis, Jim Morrison, Janis Joplin, and Jimi Hendrix doing here?
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Now, we like big books. (And we cannot lie. You other readers can’t deny, a book flops open with an itty-bitty font, and a map that’s in your face, you get—sorry! Sorry!) |
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2014/09/28 11:51:31
Subject: Re:If you were the Emperor, what would your last words be?
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Veteran Wolf Guard Squad Leader
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"I'll be back"
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I let the dogs out |
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2014/09/28 11:51:50
Subject: If you were the Emperor, what would your last words be?
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Courageous Space Marine Captain
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I'm celebrating 8 years on Dakka Dakka!
I started an Instagram! Follow me at Deadshot Miniatures!
DR:90+S++G+++M+B+IPw40k08#-D+++A+++/cwd363R+++T(Ot)DM+
Check out my Deathwatch story, Aftermath in the fiction section!
Credit to Castiel for banner. Thanks Cas!
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2014/09/28 18:45:14
Subject: If you were the Emperor, what would your last words be?
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Ultramarine Librarian with Freaky Familiar
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OH YEAH. That hits the spot, OOH, right there...
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They/them
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2014/09/29 06:02:25
Subject: If you were the Emperor, what would your last words be?
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Stealthy Dark Angels Scout with Shotgun
New Orleans, LA
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Bet you wish you had girls, huh?
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Men have become tools of their tools.
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2014/09/29 06:12:04
Subject: If you were the Emperor, what would your last words be?
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Dark Angels Librarian with Book of Secrets
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"I rolled a 1......"
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2014/09/29 10:15:57
Subject: If you were the Emperor, what would your last words be?
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Fresh-Faced New User
London
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"Time for an epic gak! Everyone Out"
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2014/09/29 11:40:34
Subject: If you were the Emperor, what would your last words be?
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Regular Dakkanaut
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"To the people of the Imperium of Mankind let it be known that I'm...
never gonna give you up,
never gonna let you down,
never gonna run around and desert you"
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2014/09/29 12:53:10
Subject: Re:If you were the Emperor, what would your last words be?
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Infiltrating Broodlord
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Guys...I don't have much time...
Don't turn back to religion after I spent so long eradicating it.
Technology is our salvation. Embrace it and use it to restart the golden age of Mankind. Don't be afraid to experiment and try your own inventions, like I did, but avoid the killer robots department.
There is something called Chaos. It's bad, but educate our people on it's dangers and we should be fairly good.
Malcador left the oven on over there, do me a favor and get me a slice of the pie he was baking.
The Eldar may be annoying, but the ones not covered in spikes are probably one of the best people to talk to about educating yourselves about galactic issues.
Magos Org'n Donar, I am still well aware of my facilities. Put my spleen back. No, you cannot have it for testing.
I may have been a little frivolous in my youth. If you ever find anyone claiming to be my kid with some interesting psyker abilities, I'm probably to blame. There is a stack of blank checks in the night stand in my bedroom. Go ahead and give him the back pay on child support.
Seriously, you guys call yourselves my companions and were all the nice shiny gear I gave you, but not one of you is actually going to walk over there and get me a slice of that pie? It's his prized apple, for the Omnissiah's sake! No! Tech-priest Ardemi, I order you to put down that probe. That pie has absolutely nothing to do with hidden archeotech technology.
Orks are a major problem facing galactic expansion. See if you can't hire them for some disposable troops out near that...what did my son call it? Oh yes, "Eye of Terror". Really Perturabo? I've had IBS that has looked more terrifying. Wait, what am I saying? Scribe, scratch this part from the records. No, seriously, stop writing this down. I don't care if you plan to immortalize my last words, the future generations can afford to miss these lines. Uh-huh, sure you are. Alright future generations, your now a little more confused thanks to this blasted scribe.
This chair has me to power some of the more important aspects, but there are a nice pair of batteries in the back for keeping my life support going. Both are built into chargers. They last about 10,000 years apiece. One's charged, one's running. That's the green and the yellow lights respectively, Arch-Magos, so don't mix them up. When the yellow starts flashing, it's getting low and you need to swap them so the charged one starts going and the low battery starts charging. Just flip the swit-
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"There is a cancer eating at the Imperium. With each decade it advances deeper, leaving drained, dead worlds in its wake. This horror, this abomination, has thought and purpose that functions on an unimaginable, galactic scale and all we can do is try to stop the swarms of bioengineered monsters it unleashes upon us by instinct. We have given the horror a name to salve our fears; we call it the Tyranid race, but if is aware of us at all it must know us only as Prey."
 Hive Fleet Grootslang 15000+
Servants of the Void 2000+ |
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