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2014/09/25 06:07:54
Subject: If you were the Emperor, what would your last words be?
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Gavin Thorpe
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According to Collected Visions H[u]is last words were:
The universe has many horrors yet to throw at us. This is not the end of our struggle. This is just the beginning of our crusade to save Humanity. Be faithful! Be strong! Be vigilant!
A typical Churchill-esque motivational warning. I thought it sounded kinda cheesy but I can't think of anything better to say.
If you were the Emperor, would you say the same thing, or would it be something different?
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2014/09/25 06:12:14
Subject: Re:If you were the Emperor, what would your last words be?
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Commander of the Mysterious 2nd Legion
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"is that my spleen on the other side of the room?"
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Opinions are not facts please don't confuse the two |
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2014/09/25 06:23:42
Subject: If you were the Emperor, what would your last words be?
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Perfect Shot Dark Angels Predator Pilot
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The horror.... the horror...
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2014/09/25 07:07:42
Subject: If you were the Emperor, what would your last words be?
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Mysterious Techpriest
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I've hid the last complete STD in the universe in.... *gurgle*
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Data author for Battlescribe
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2014/09/25 07:18:31
Subject: If you were the Emperor, what would your last words be?
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Please. Let. Me.
Die...
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2014/09/25 07:41:54
Subject: Re:If you were the Emperor, what would your last words be?
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!!Goffik Rocker!!
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"...hey, that's the wrong thro-"
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2014/09/25 07:53:41
Subject: If you were the Emperor, what would your last words be?
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Alluring Sorcerer of Slaanesh
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Pull my finger
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No pity, no remorse, no shoes |
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2014/09/25 09:15:05
Subject: If you were the Emperor, what would your last words be?
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Hallowed Canoness
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"Oh, bugger."
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"That time I only loaded the cannon with powder. Next time, I will fill it with jewels and diamonds and they will cut you to shrebbons!" - Nogbad the Bad. |
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2014/09/25 13:06:17
Subject: If you were the Emperor, what would your last words be?
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Gavin Thorpe
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I hope those won't be my last words.
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2014/09/25 13:12:43
Subject: If you were the Emperor, what would your last words be?
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Daemonic Dreadnought
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Get me onto my throne, I'd rather not gak in my pants.
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Gods? There are no gods. Merely existences, obstacles to overcome.
"And what if I told you the Wolves tried to bring a Legion to heel once before? What if that Legion sent Russ and his dogs running, too ashamed to write down their defeat in Imperial archives?" - ADB |
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2014/09/25 13:14:17
Subject: If you were the Emperor, what would your last words be?
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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You should have seen the other guy!
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2014/09/25 13:16:17
Subject: Re:If you were the Emperor, what would your last words be?
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Leutnant
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"F@(&!! That hurt you m... <gurgle gurgle>"
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2014/09/25 13:36:10
Subject: If you were the Emperor, what would your last words be?
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Abhorrent Grotesque Aberration
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"Thank You"
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"About Time"
I really think the Emperor intended things to work out exactly as they did. I think he wants to become yet another chaos god and the best way to accomplish that is to get trillions and trillions of people to believe in him as such. What better way to do this than to "die" as their "savior"
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"Why me?" Gideon begged, falling to his knees.
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2014/09/25 14:06:42
Subject: If you were the Emperor, what would your last words be?
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Gavin Thorpe
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clively wrote:"Thank You"
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"About Time"
I really think the Emperor intended things to work out exactly as they did. I think he wants to become yet another chaos god and the best way to accomplish that is to get trillions and trillions of people to believe in him as such. What better way to do this than to "die" as their "savior"
Ooh, evil Emperor you got there 
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2014/09/25 14:18:01
Subject: If you were the Emperor, what would your last words be?
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Ancient Venerable Black Templar Dreadnought
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The future of the human race is assured if we.. <gurgle>
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A revolution is an idea which has found its bayonets.
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2014/09/25 14:41:54
Subject: If you were the Emperor, what would your last words be?
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Fixture of Dakka
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Damn children.
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tremere47-fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate, leads to triple riptide spam |
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2014/09/25 14:47:00
Subject: Re:If you were the Emperor, what would your last words be?
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Terminator with Assault Cannon
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"stay on the right path. do not stray from the power of non-religion. do not start an inquisition"
"what did he say?"
"i think he said 'start an inquisition'"
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*Insert witty and/or interesting statement here* |
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2014/09/25 14:49:20
Subject: Re:If you were the Emperor, what would your last words be?
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Ultramarine Librarian with Freaky Familiar
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"Just... don't... feth... everything up".
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Thought for the day: Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.
30k Ultramarines: 2000 pts
Bolt Action Germans: ~1200 pts
AOS Stormcast: Just starting.
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2014/09/25 16:07:20
Subject: Re:If you were the Emperor, what would your last words be?
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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"Maybe I should have hired a baby sitter"
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Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
 kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
 sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
 BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
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2014/09/25 16:43:14
Subject: If you were the Emperor, what would your last words be?
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Confessor Of Sins
WA, USA
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"What a pisser."
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 Ouze wrote:
Afterward, Curran killed a guy in the parking lot with a trident.
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2014/09/25 16:48:23
Subject: Re:If you were the Emperor, what would your last words be?
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Been Around the Block
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"Don't .... start.... a... religion... you.... asshats!"
*gurgle*
"Oh, and I have to die to be re-...." *more gurgle*
*dead*
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2014/09/25 17:13:50
Subject: If you were the Emperor, what would your last words be?
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Fixture of Dakka
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I'm going to Disney World?
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2014/09/25 18:35:14
Subject: If you were the Emperor, what would your last words be?
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Seattle
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"Wait! I can Regenerate! It's a basic Biomancy power!"
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It is best to be a pessimist. You are usually right and, when you're wrong, you're pleasantly surprised. |
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2014/09/25 19:25:22
Subject: If you were the Emperor, what would your last words be?
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Longtime Dakkanaut
Moscow, Russia
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Rosebud.
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2014/09/25 19:30:21
Subject: If you were the Emperor, what would your last words be?
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Is 'Eavy Metal Calling?
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'Strike me down, and I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine...'
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2014/09/25 19:32:47
Subject: If you were the Emperor, what would your last words be?
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Devastating Dark Reaper
Hampshire, England
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Huh... what...? I just had the strangest dream...
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2014/09/25 19:49:52
Subject: Re:If you were the Emperor, what would your last words be?
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Shas'ui with Bonding Knife
The Internet- where men are men, women are men, and kids are undercover cops
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"Horus, you have no hope of beating me in a fi-" *splurch*
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 Jon Garrett wrote:Perhaps not technically a Marine Chapter anymore, but the Flame Falcons would be pretty creepy to fight.
"Boss, we waz out lookin' for grub when some of them Spice Marines showed up and shot all the lads."
"Right. Well, did you at least use the burnas?"
"We tried, but the gits was already on fire."
"...Kunnin'."
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2014/09/25 20:00:46
Subject: If you were the Emperor, what would your last words be?
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Ancient Venerable Dark Angels Dreadnought
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FTFY
"Just ally with the Eldar."
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“There is only one good, knowledge, and one evil, ignorance.”
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2014/09/25 20:11:46
Subject: If you were the Emperor, what would your last words be?
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Raging Ravener
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Bury me in my unicorn onesie please Malcy <3 <3 <3
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Slaanesh: "Hey guys we're back! We brought presents. And yes, they ARE sexually suggestive"
Tzeentch: "So did we miss anything while we were away"
Khorne and Nurgle trade a shifty glance
Tzeentch: "Hey! Whos been touching my stuff! Where did my Old World go?!"
Khorne and Nurgle wander off whistling. |
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2014/09/25 20:32:53
Subject: If you were the Emperor, what would your last words be?
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Stone Bonkers Fabricator General
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Lorgar was right
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My Dark Mechanicus P&M Blog. Mostly Modeling as I paint very slowly. Lots of kitbashed conversions of marines and a few guard to make up a renegade Iron Hand chapter and Dark Mechanicus Allies. Bionics++ |
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