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Given fondness for cheese, pooping may be an impossibility.

For the Glorious Leader, only impossibility itself is impossible.

He has to be packing away that peanut butter packet from MRE's (US Military MRE's). That will clog one digestive track......

Still though. I bet good money that pudgy little SoB cannot eat a pack of MRE Crackers in under two minute with no water

 Jihadin wrote:
He has to be packing away that peanut butter packet from MRE's (US Military MRE's). That will clog one digestive track......

Still though. I bet good money that pudgy little SoB cannot eat a pack of MRE Crackers in under two minute with no water

Luckily, all you have to do to clear out that peanut butter clog is eat some MRE cheese. Yeesh.

 Bromsy wrote:

 Jihadin wrote:
He has to be packing away that peanut butter packet from MRE's (US Military MRE's). That will clog one digestive track......

Still though. I bet good money that pudgy little SoB cannot eat a pack of MRE Crackers in under two minute with no water

Luckily, all you have to do to clear out that peanut butter clog is eat some MRE cheese. Yeesh.

Old story.

The C Rations from Vietname era had peanut butter that clogged you up, and the orange juice was the counter. Apparently between the two you were regular.

 Orlanth wrote:


Old story.

The C Rations from Vietname era had peanut butter that clogged you up, and the orange juice was the counter. Apparently between the two you were regular.

Rumor for today's modern MREs is that it's the chiclet gum that makes you regular again, and all the other stuff clogs you up (including the cheese)

 Ensis Ferrae wrote:

 Orlanth wrote:


Old story.

The C Rations from Vietname era had peanut butter that clogged you up, and the orange juice was the counter. Apparently between the two you were regular.

Rumor for today's modern MREs is that it's the chiclet gum that makes you regular again, and all the other stuff clogs you up (including the cheese)

The cheese always, always gave me the runs. I hated that crap.

 Bromsy wrote:

The cheese always, always gave me the runs. I hated that crap.

I have a bit of an iron constitution... MREs never stopped me up, and the only thing that can make me throw things back up is if I drink a hospital trip inducing amount of alcohol


Ohh... and jalapeno cheese was not very spicy, and was quite tasty on just about everything.

Gawd....young bucks..I came in when they were still issuing the first type of MRE's.

Still though that one MRE you can trade it for a cheese ramien and coke with field "Aijema" out on a FTX.



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South Korea

 Jihadin wrote:
Gawd....young bucks..I came in when they were still issuing the first type of MRE's.

So you probably remember the horror that was "Country Captain Chicken" ???

Also, right before I got out, they started toying with the makeup of MREs... at an overnight range I got an MRE with Wheat Snack Bread, Cheese w/ Bacon, Grape Jelly and then the "Main Box" and "Veggie box"

And no... the cheese w/bacon didn't really "go with" either of the boxed items.

Beans in tomato sauce.......when your playing the fart game its the weapon of choice.


On topic...I think there's a cover up.....attempted assassination