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2015/01/02 03:00:45
Subject: First World Problems
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Androgynous Daemon Prince of Slaanesh
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I just got an iPhone 5S, and I'm having a bitch of a time "recycling" the 4S that preceded it. Apple has been giving me the run-around (offered to take it after I bought 5S, then today refused me and told me the other people lied to me). Apple has been consistently lying to me for the past 2 weeks. I'm pissed off, as I'm sitting on $105 from the hopeful return of it that they make me jump through 55 hoops to get to.
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Reality is a nice place to visit, but I'd hate to live there.
Manchu wrote:I'm a Catholic. We eat our God.
Due to work, I can usually only ship any sales or trades out on Saturday morning. Please trade/purchase with this in mind. |
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2015/01/03 08:43:22
Subject: First World Problems
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Hallowed Canoness
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I found a car I really want to buy (a BMW 3 series) but I can't make it to the auction tomorrow.
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I beg of you sarge let me lead the charge when the battle lines are drawn
Lemme at least leave a good hoof beat they'll remember loud and long
SoB, IG, SM, SW, Nec, Cus, Tau, FoW Germans, Team Yankee Marines, Battletech Clan Wolf, Mercs
DR:90-SG+M+B+I+Pw40k12+ID+++A+++/are/WD-R+++T(S)DM+ |
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2015/01/03 09:06:35
Subject: Re:First World Problems
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Hellish Haemonculus
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Every time someone on the forum writes 'loose' when they mean 'lose,' I want to pound nails with my face.
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2015/01/03 09:34:21
Subject: Re:First World Problems
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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 Jimsolo wrote:Every time someone on the forum writes 'loose' when they mean 'lose,' I want to pound nails with my face.
Also, people in general who say 'mute point' instead of 'moot point', although 'happy belated birthday' is the one that annoys me the most; it's 'belated happy birthday' for feth's sake! Your greetings are what are belated, not their birthday! >_<
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Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
My deviantART Profile - Pay No Attention To The Man Behind The Madness
"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation |
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2015/01/03 09:41:14
Subject: First World Problems
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[DCM]
The Main Man
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I see your point, but happy belated birthday has such lovely alliteration though. I'll let it slide.
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2015/01/03 09:45:29
Subject: First World Problems
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Avatar of the Bloody-Handed God
Inside your mind, corrupting the pathways
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 Hordini wrote:I see your point, but happy belated birthday has such lovely alliteration though. I'll let it slide.
One could say his point is pretty mute as people always play fast and lose with grammar. At the end of the day their are no loosers.
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2015/01/03 09:48:34
Subject: First World Problems
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The Main Man
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 SilverMK2 wrote: Hordini wrote:I see your point, but happy belated birthday has such lovely alliteration though. I'll let it slide.
One could say his point is pretty mute as people always play fast and lose with grammar. At the end of the day their are no loosers.
If I didn't know you were joking, I'd probably want to vomit right now. 
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2015/01/03 10:32:50
Subject: First World Problems
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Fresh-Faced New User
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got wireless internet,is super slow and often does not even work because i'm right on the edge of it's range
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Death. The eternal blink. The capricious dance of Now Ya Stop Movin' Forever. Well contrary to popular belief, death isn't just for dead people. It can happen to anyone.
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2015/01/03 11:27:04
Subject: Re:First World Problems
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Ancient Space Wolves Venerable Dreadnought
I... actually don't know. Help?
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2015/01/03 14:25:51
Subject: Re:First World Problems
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Fate-Controlling Farseer
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Jimsolo wrote:Every time someone on the forum writes 'loose' when they mean 'lose,' I want to pound nails with my face.
Why don't you just losen up?
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2015/01/03 14:39:50
Subject: First World Problems
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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When People Type Like This On Facebook!
I cannot stand the ocean of stupid souls that post on facebook. Or people who are just "bad," at the internet, if that makes sense.
Now I feel like an ass for pointing this out.  I guess a real problem would be I have been vacationing in Sweden but, the camera lens on my phone smashed two weeks in right before going to the beautiful north.
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2015/01/03 18:31:47
Subject: Re:First World Problems
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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That's too bad. Sweden is a beautiful country. Most of my mom's side of the family is Swedish, at least to some degree.
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Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
 kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
 sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
 BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
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2015/01/04 00:21:00
Subject: First World Problems
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Member of the Ethereal Council
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Im currently in a large triple dorm room with a balcony and alone.
Both my roommates moved out so for awhile its just me.
And I dont know If I will like my new roommates if I get some
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2015/01/04 00:28:50
Subject: First World Problems
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Stealthy Warhound Titan Princeps
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I wonder why they left?
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Prestor Jon wrote:Because children don't have any legal rights until they're adults. A minor is the responsiblity of the parent and has no legal rights except through his/her legal guardian or parent.
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2015/01/04 00:30:25
Subject: First World Problems
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Wrathful Warlord Titan Commander
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My Mrs keeps cutting the bread at an angle. So when I cut a nice straight slice next time it's all jaggedy and is thicker at one end than the other.
She sees no problem with this but my sandwich is wonky.
The woman is insufferable and may have to go.
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How do you promote your Hobby? - Legoburner "I run some crappy wargaming website " |
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2015/01/04 00:33:01
Subject: First World Problems
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Member of the Ethereal Council
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Neither could afford college anymore
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2015/01/04 00:35:09
Subject: First World Problems
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Stealthy Warhound Titan Princeps
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 notprop wrote:My Mrs keeps cutting the bread at an angle. So when I cut a nice straight slice next time it's all jaggedy and is thicker at one end than the other.
She sees no problem with this but my sandwich is wonky.
The woman is insufferable and may have to go.
These are not first world problems, they are genuine issues with potentially serious problems down the line.
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Prestor Jon wrote:Because children don't have any legal rights until they're adults. A minor is the responsiblity of the parent and has no legal rights except through his/her legal guardian or parent.
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2015/01/04 00:51:30
Subject: Re:First World Problems
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Blood Angel Terminator with Lightning Claws
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I keep getting toy soldiers, and I'm collecting another army, and I haven't taken the time to play... Now I want a Geek Chic gaming table... I have so much stuff to paint and build if I live to see it all done I'll be surprised.
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Crush your enemies, see them driven before you and to hear the lamentations of the women.
Twitter @Kelly502Inf |
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2015/01/04 00:53:43
Subject: First World Problems
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Blood Angel Terminator with Lightning Claws
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notprop wrote:My Mrs keeps cutting the bread at an angle. So when I cut a nice straight slice next time it's all jaggedy and is thicker at one end than the other.
She sees no problem with this but my sandwich is wonky.
The woman is insufferable and may have to go.
I may have a solution to you're problem dear Sir! Perhaps this could save you the leaving bit.
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Crush your enemies, see them driven before you and to hear the lamentations of the women.
Twitter @Kelly502Inf |
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2015/01/04 00:57:47
Subject: First World Problems
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Alternatively, there's recently been an amazing invention called... wait for it... sliced bread!
I've heard it's the best thing since... uhh...
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Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
My deviantART Profile - Pay No Attention To The Man Behind The Madness
"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation |
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2015/01/04 02:33:55
Subject: First World Problems
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Member of the Ethereal Council
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Im still not sure if this is a first world problem or not. But I just found out all my friends I made last quarter are not coming back because they failed.
I mean, I know flunking out of college is worse, but I miss my friends.
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2015/01/04 07:30:13
Subject: Re:First World Problems
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Terminator with Assault Cannon
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I keep not getting better at drawing.
and I'm trying to find some old friends of mine, twins from old school, but they don't seem to exist anymore. 
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*Insert witty and/or interesting statement here* |
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2015/01/04 08:26:42
Subject: First World Problems
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Wrathful Warlord Titan Commander
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Not on BookFace =/= dead.
Have you checked down the back of the sofa?
Not not sure about the drawing; have you tried tracing others peoples drawings and pretending they're yours?
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How do you promote your Hobby? - Legoburner "I run some crappy wargaming website " |
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2015/01/04 10:00:58
Subject: First World Problems
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Lady of the Lake
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Couldn't find charger for DS Lite, used screwdriver to modify a sony usb cable to fit it and plugged that into an ipod usb charger.
Does that count as one? 
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2015/01/04 10:06:17
Subject: Re:First World Problems
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Terminator with Assault Cannon
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*Insert witty and/or interesting statement here* |
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2015/01/04 11:08:19
Subject: First World Problems
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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I have cats but I don't want to clean the litterbox.
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2015/01/04 11:29:38
Subject: First World Problems
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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notprop wrote:My Mrs keeps cutting the bread at an angle. So when I cut a nice straight slice next time it's all jaggedy and is thicker at one end than the other.
She sees no problem with this but my sandwich is wonky.
The woman is insufferable and may have to go.
lol We share a common problem. We even have a jig the bread sits in and has cutting slots to make the slices even. She still leaves me wonky bread. It drives me CRAZY!
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2015/01/04 12:19:47
Subject: First World Problems
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Blood Angel Captain Wracked with Visions
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 KingCracker wrote:lol We share a common problem. We even have a jig the bread sits in and has cutting slots to make the slices even. She still leaves me wonky bread. It drives me CRAZY!
Have a 'his' loaf, and a 'hers' loaf
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2015/01/04 12:29:41
Subject: Re:First World Problems
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Terminator with Assault Cannon
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that's such a terrible pun and I'll not be having any slice of it.
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2015/01/04 12:33:23
Subject: First World Problems
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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KingCracker wrote:
lol We share a common problem. We even have a jig the bread sits in and has cutting slots to make the slices even. She still leaves me wonky bread. It drives me CRAZY!
Cutting the bread even is the yeast she could do.
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