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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/01/30 06:04:45
Subject: Re:Let's play a game.... "How to be a **** and Alienate people"
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!!Goffik Rocker!!
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englishfury wrote:Trap your Opponent in his deployment zone with 57 Drop Pods?
or just have a wall of Rhinos
Who'd win? A guy with 57 drop pods or 57 rhinos?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/01/30 06:05:53
Subject: Let's play a game.... "How to be a **** and Alienate people"
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Roaring Reaver Rider
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HA! I'm trying to think of a total cheese Khorne list now so I can blast Bloodrecuted while stomping my opponent. So nice to see some Dethklok love out there!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/01/30 06:30:27
Subject: Re:Let's play a game.... "How to be a **** and Alienate people"
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Fresh-Faced New User
newcastle, australia
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koooaei wrote:englishfury wrote:Trap your Opponent in his deployment zone with 57 Drop Pods?
or just have a wall of Rhinos
Who'd win? A guy with 57 drop pods or 57 rhinos?
Drop pod Id say, if they go first then trap the Rhino's in their deployment zone and pop a Pod on each objective
that they can and possibly one backfield if theres space for linebreaker.
If Rhinos go first then they can probably claim a few objectives possibly enough to win Depending on the map before the Pods block them in.
Drop Pods will probably get first blood since they can glance Rhinos rear and side armor, Rhinos can ram the Pods but they are just as likely to kill themselves as hurt the Pods.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/01/30 06:48:30
Subject: Re:Let's play a game.... "How to be a **** and Alienate people"
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!!Goffik Rocker!!
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The one who goes first. Guess, you got to stick Coteaz in.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/01/30 10:01:40
Subject: Re:Let's play a game.... "How to be a **** and Alienate people"
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Most OP is probably the Drop Pod Spam.
At 35 points with 3HP AV12 and guaranteed to be on objectives T1, you're going to need a dedicated counter to handle them.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/01/30 10:27:20
Subject: Re:Let's play a game.... "How to be a **** and Alienate people"
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!!Goffik Rocker!!
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Like a S: D blast. Or something with AP2/1. But killing them in mellee would be a suicide! Exploding droppods have killed more ork boyz than what's inside of those pods.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/01/30 10:37:50
Subject: Re:Let's play a game.... "How to be a **** and Alienate people"
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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koooaei wrote:Like a S: D blast. Or something with AP2/1. But killing them in mellee would be a suicide! Exploding droppods have killed more ork boyz than what's inside of those pods.
Yeah, he said no super heavies. Not that they would be competitive in unbound tbh.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/01/30 11:12:40
Subject: Re:Let's play a game.... "How to be a **** and Alienate people"
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!!Goffik Rocker!!
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Deathstrikes!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/01/30 11:23:03
Subject: Let's play a game.... "How to be a **** and Alienate people"
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Resolute Ultramarine Honor Guard
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If super heavies were allowed, 2 warhound with turbolasers wouldn't make many friends.
Then again, maybe one with a pair of Knights to keep things off its back would be better.
But really, you can make friend with cheese lists, you just ant be an donkey-cave about it. If you are an assshole with a fluffy list, like a ten tactical squad reserve company, you'll still have less friends than the polite, charismatic guy with the Draigo cent star with a pair of dreadknights and a cerastus Castigator.
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warboss wrote:Is there a permanent stickied thread for Chaos players to complain every time someone/anyone gets models or rules besides them? If not, there should be. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/01/30 18:44:59
Subject: Re:Let's play a game.... "How to be a **** and Alienate people"
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Dakka Veteran
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They guy posting where he cheats and other stuff is in my gameing experience how most people play our act as 40K promotes this type of player i don't see this in Xwing and fow
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/01/30 20:40:24
Subject: Re:Let's play a game.... "How to be a **** and Alienate people"
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Powerful Phoenix Lord
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zilka86 wrote:They guy posting where he cheats and other stuff is , in my gaming experience , how most people play or act as 40K promotes this type of player . I don't see this in X-wing or FoW
Fixed that for you.
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Greebo had spent an irritating two minutes in that box. Technically, a cat locked in a box may be alive or it may be dead. You never know until you look. In fact, the mere act of opening the box will determine the state of the cat, although in this case there were three determinate states the cat could be in: these being Alive, Dead, and Bloody Furious.
Orks always ride in single file to hide their strength and numbers.
Gozer the Gozerian, Gozer the Destructor, Volguus Zildrohar, Gozer the Traveler, and Lord of the Sebouillia |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/01/30 20:57:05
Subject: Re:Let's play a game.... "How to be a **** and Alienate people"
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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zilka86 wrote:They guy posting where he cheats and other stuff is in my gameing experience how most people play our act as 40K promotes this type of player i don't see this in Xwing and fow
OUT!
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/01/30 21:00:51
Subject: Let's play a game.... "How to be a **** and Alienate people"
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Powerful Phoenix Lord
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Vervidi, I've decided until such a time zilka uses a spellcheck, I will just keep fixing his posts so others can read them.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/01/30 21:01:04
Greebo had spent an irritating two minutes in that box. Technically, a cat locked in a box may be alive or it may be dead. You never know until you look. In fact, the mere act of opening the box will determine the state of the cat, although in this case there were three determinate states the cat could be in: these being Alive, Dead, and Bloody Furious.
Orks always ride in single file to hide their strength and numbers.
Gozer the Gozerian, Gozer the Destructor, Volguus Zildrohar, Gozer the Traveler, and Lord of the Sebouillia |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/01/30 21:11:28
Subject: Let's play a game.... "How to be a **** and Alienate people"
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Jovial Plaguebearer of Nurgle
London, UK
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Two Revenant Titans
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/01/30 23:00:20
Subject: Let's play a game.... "How to be a **** and Alienate people"
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Tough Traitorous Guardsman
London, England
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500 chaos cultists at 40pts for 10 (iirc).
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/01/30 23:02:32
Subject: Let's play a game.... "How to be a **** and Alienate people"
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Unrelenting Rubric Terminator of Tzeentch
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Sir Arun wrote:Imperial Knight Errant
Imperial Knight Errant
Imperial Knight Paladin
Imperial Knight Paladin
Stormraven w. TL-Lascannon, TL- MM & Hurricane Bolters
Stormraven w. TL-Lascannon, TL- MM & Hurricane Bolters
1960 points
Castigator
Errant
Paladin
Paladin
Stormtalon w/ Typhoon ML
Stormtalon w/ Typhoon ML
Stormraven w/ TL-Assault Cannon & TL- MM
1990
That's bound BTW since you've got Stormwing in there. For extra LOLs, you could make the Errant/Paladins AdLance, but then you don't get to make one of the Knights a Senechal (and a Character!) for free, and that's silly strong on the Castigator.
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Peregrine wrote:What, you don't like rolling dice to see how many dice you roll? Why are you such an anti-dice bigot? |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/01/30 23:08:04
Subject: Re:Let's play a game.... "How to be a **** and Alienate people"
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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Akar wrote:Let him setup his entire army consisting on any build designed to just abuse the best of the best. Put all your stuff in reserve, then walk away. Winning There is also the completely awesome but inappropriate for GW store Slannesh conversions using novelty items and Kingdom death stuff
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Unit1126PLL wrote: Scott-S6 wrote:And yet another thread is hijacked for Unit to ask for the same advice, receive the same answers and make the same excuses.
Oh my god I'm becoming martel.
Send help!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/01/31 04:54:04
Subject: Re:Let's play a game.... "How to be a **** and Alienate people"
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Grim Dark Angels Interrogator-Chaplain
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jreilly89 wrote:Typhus and full squads of Plague Zombies, hope you get Infiltrate trait. Not necessarily threatening, but just a massive pain.
I actually ran into a similar list at a tournament I played in. I didn't actually have to play against it (whew) but heard it was pretty scary! The guy playing it kept calling it the Zombie Apocalypse.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/01/31 06:54:01
Subject: Re:Let's play a game.... "How to be a **** and Alienate people"
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Happyjew wrote:zilka86 wrote:They guy posting where he cheats and other stuff is , in my gaming experience , how most people play or act as 40K promotes this type of player . I don't see this in X-wing or FoW
Fixed that for you.
I still can't make sense of it.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/01/31 10:49:32
Subject: Re:Let's play a game.... "How to be a **** and Alienate people"
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Shas'ui with Bonding Knife
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Just play the general Grey Knight net-list.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/01/31 18:21:01
Subject: Re:Let's play a game.... "How to be a **** and Alienate people"
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The Conquerer
Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios
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You mean the only competitive list you can make with the GK codex to maintain average competitiveness.
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Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines
Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/02/02 18:30:51
Subject: Re:Let's play a game.... "How to be a **** and Alienate people"
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Violent Enforcer
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28 single obliterators, 1960 points. Then take up a whole lunch break consulting the book over what your obliterator squads can fire, every time an obliterator chooses to shoot. round about turn three, forget what weapons your obliterators fired last turn and waste more time pestering your opponent (and other gamers in the store) if they remember what you fired with last. Try to arrange an accident whereby your opponent seemingly knocks a model off the table and it shatters into a billion pieces. You are then faced with two options: a) waste more time gluing the models back together, then wait until they are done to resume play, or b) get angry at your opponent and demand that they pay for the damage done to your models. When you get to turn three or four (whenever your opponent gets into assault range) forget that your obliterators have the slow and purposeful special rule, and promptly overwatch your opponent to death with heavy flamers and assault cannons.
You could hold them all in reserve and then wander off.
Alternatively, you could play virtually any army and proxy using unlabelled squares of paper. Pay a friend to keep wandering into and out of the shop on a windy day, or in Chicago, and watch the snowflakes fly.
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Do you know what your sin is, Malcolm Reynolds?
Ah hell, I'm a fan of all seven.
But right now, I'm gonna have to go with wrath. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/02/02 23:31:09
Subject: Re:Let's play a game.... "How to be a **** and Alienate people"
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Grey Knight Purgator firing around corners
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50 Rhinos with Dozer blades and extra Armour.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/02/02 23:59:37
Subject: Re:Let's play a game.... "How to be a **** and Alienate people"
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Dark Angels Librarian with Book of Secrets
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Drakeslayer wrote:28 single obliterators, 1960 points. Then take up a whole lunch break consulting the book over what your obliterator squads can fire, every time an obliterator chooses to shoot. round about turn three, forget what weapons your obliterators fired last turn and waste more time pestering your opponent (and other gamers in the store) if they remember what you fired with last. Try to arrange an accident whereby your opponent seemingly knocks a model off the table and it shatters into a billion pieces. You are then faced with two options: a) waste more time gluing the models back together, then wait until they are done to resume play, or b) get angry at your opponent and demand that they pay for the damage done to your models. When you get to turn three or four (whenever your opponent gets into assault range) forget that your obliterators have the slow and purposeful special rule, and promptly overwatch your opponent to death with heavy flamers and assault cannons.
You could hold them all in reserve and then wander off.
Alternatively, you could play virtually any army and proxy using unlabelled squares of paper. Pay a friend to keep wandering into and out of the shop on a windy day, or in Chicago, and watch the snowflakes fly.
Take the Obliterators above, but only have 4 of them built. Buy them and begin assembling them on your Turn 1.
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Successful Trades: Ashrog (1), Iron35 (1), Rathryan (3), Leth (1), Eshm (1), Zeke48 (1), Gorkamorka12345 (1),
Melevolence (2), Ascalam (1), Swanny318, (1) ScootyPuffJunior, (1) LValx (1), Jim Solo (1), xSoulgrinderx (1), Reese (1), Pretre (1) |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/02/02 23:59:43
Subject: Re:Let's play a game.... "How to be a **** and Alienate people"
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Fresh-Faced New User
newcastle, australia
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Drakeslayer wrote:28 single obliterators, 1960 points. Then take up a whole lunch break consulting the book over what your obliterator squads can fire, every time an obliterator chooses to shoot. round about turn three, forget what weapons your obliterators fired last turn and waste more time pestering your opponent (and other gamers in the store) if they remember what you fired with last. Try to arrange an accident whereby your opponent seemingly knocks a model off the table and it shatters into a billion pieces. You are then faced with two options: a) waste more time gluing the models back together, then wait until they are done to resume play, or b) get angry at your opponent and demand that they pay for the damage done to your models. When you get to turn three or four (whenever your opponent gets into assault range) forget that your obliterators have the slow and purposeful special rule, and promptly overwatch your opponent to death with heavy flamers and assault cannons.
You could hold them all in reserve and then wander off.
Alternatively, you could play virtually any army and proxy using unlabelled squares of paper. Pay a friend to keep wandering into and out of the shop on a windy day, or in Chicago, and watch the snowflakes fly.
That would be a bitch to play against, my favorite so far
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/02/03 01:24:15
Subject: Re:Let's play a game.... "How to be a **** and Alienate people"
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Powerful Phoenix Lord
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Drakeslayer wrote:28 single obliterators, 1960 points. Then take up a whole lunch break consulting the book over what your obliterator squads can fire, every time an obliterator chooses to shoot. round about turn three, forget what weapons your obliterators fired last turn and waste more time pestering your opponent (and other gamers in the store) if they remember what you fired with last. Try to arrange an accident whereby your opponent seemingly knocks a model off the table and it shatters into a billion pieces. You are then faced with two options: a) waste more time gluing the models back together, then wait until they are done to resume play, or b) get angry at your opponent and demand that they pay for the damage done to your models. When you get to turn three or four (whenever your opponent gets into assault range) forget that your obliterators have the slow and purposeful special rule, and promptly overwatch your opponent to death with heavy flamers and assault cannons.
Don't forget to measure to all possible targets for each weapon, before deciding which one to fire.
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Greebo had spent an irritating two minutes in that box. Technically, a cat locked in a box may be alive or it may be dead. You never know until you look. In fact, the mere act of opening the box will determine the state of the cat, although in this case there were three determinate states the cat could be in: these being Alive, Dead, and Bloody Furious.
Orks always ride in single file to hide their strength and numbers.
Gozer the Gozerian, Gozer the Destructor, Volguus Zildrohar, Gozer the Traveler, and Lord of the Sebouillia |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/02/03 04:23:22
Subject: Re:Let's play a game.... "How to be a **** and Alienate people"
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!!Goffik Rocker!!
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Drakeslayer wrote:28 single obliterators, 1960 points. Then take up a whole lunch break consulting the book over what your obliterator squads can fire, every time an obliterator chooses to shoot. round about turn three, forget what weapons your obliterators fired last turn and waste more time pestering your opponent (and other gamers in the store) if they remember what you fired with last. Try to arrange an accident whereby your opponent seemingly knocks a model off the table and it shatters into a billion pieces. You are then faced with two options: a) waste more time gluing the models back together, then wait until they are done to resume play, or b) get angry at your opponent and demand that they pay for the damage done to your models. When you get to turn three or four (whenever your opponent gets into assault range) forget that your obliterators have the slow and purposeful special rule, and promptly overwatch your opponent to death with heavy flamers and assault cannons.
You could hold them all in reserve and then wander off.
Alternatively, you could play virtually any army and proxy using unlabelled squares of paper. Pay a friend to keep wandering into and out of the shop on a windy day, or in Chicago, and watch the snowflakes fly.
A lot of jetseer council guyz. Each generating a power. Cast something every turn, forget who has which power as they're all painted the same.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/02/03 05:16:07
Subject: Re:Let's play a game.... "How to be a **** and Alienate people"
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Dark Angels Librarian with Book of Secrets
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koooaei wrote: Drakeslayer wrote:28 single obliterators, 1960 points. Then take up a whole lunch break consulting the book over what your obliterator squads can fire, every time an obliterator chooses to shoot. round about turn three, forget what weapons your obliterators fired last turn and waste more time pestering your opponent (and other gamers in the store) if they remember what you fired with last. Try to arrange an accident whereby your opponent seemingly knocks a model off the table and it shatters into a billion pieces. You are then faced with two options: a) waste more time gluing the models back together, then wait until they are done to resume play, or b) get angry at your opponent and demand that they pay for the damage done to your models. When you get to turn three or four (whenever your opponent gets into assault range) forget that your obliterators have the slow and purposeful special rule, and promptly overwatch your opponent to death with heavy flamers and assault cannons.
You could hold them all in reserve and then wander off.
Alternatively, you could play virtually any army and proxy using unlabelled squares of paper. Pay a friend to keep wandering into and out of the shop on a windy day, or in Chicago, and watch the snowflakes fly.
A lot of jetseer council guyz. Each generating a power. Cast something every turn, forget who has which power as they're all painted the same.
You're kidding right? 13 squads of 16 Pink Horrors all taking Summoning. That's 39 WC's before I start summoning more Pink Horrors
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Successful Trades: Ashrog (1), Iron35 (1), Rathryan (3), Leth (1), Eshm (1), Zeke48 (1), Gorkamorka12345 (1),
Melevolence (2), Ascalam (1), Swanny318, (1) ScootyPuffJunior, (1) LValx (1), Jim Solo (1), xSoulgrinderx (1), Reese (1), Pretre (1) |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/02/03 06:09:14
Subject: Let's play a game.... "How to be a **** and Alienate people"
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Battlewagon Driver with Charged Engine
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2000 points worth of singular Obliterators. Automatically Appended Next Post: 2000 points worth of singular Obliterators.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/02/03 07:48:41
Subject: Re:Let's play a game.... "How to be a **** and Alienate people"
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!!Goffik Rocker!!
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jreilly89 wrote: koooaei wrote: Drakeslayer wrote:28 single obliterators, 1960 points. Then take up a whole lunch break consulting the book over what your obliterator squads can fire, every time an obliterator chooses to shoot. round about turn three, forget what weapons your obliterators fired last turn and waste more time pestering your opponent (and other gamers in the store) if they remember what you fired with last. Try to arrange an accident whereby your opponent seemingly knocks a model off the table and it shatters into a billion pieces. You are then faced with two options: a) waste more time gluing the models back together, then wait until they are done to resume play, or b) get angry at your opponent and demand that they pay for the damage done to your models. When you get to turn three or four (whenever your opponent gets into assault range) forget that your obliterators have the slow and purposeful special rule, and promptly overwatch your opponent to death with heavy flamers and assault cannons.
You could hold them all in reserve and then wander off.
Alternatively, you could play virtually any army and proxy using unlabelled squares of paper. Pay a friend to keep wandering into and out of the shop on a windy day, or in Chicago, and watch the snowflakes fly.
A lot of jetseer council guyz. Each generating a power. Cast something every turn, forget who has which power as they're all painted the same.
You're kidding right? 13 squads of 16 Pink Horrors all taking Summoning. That's 39 WC's before I start summoning more Pink Horrors 
The point of jetseers is that each of them (not the squad but each darn separate seer) generates his own psy power. You got to bookkeep which one knows which power. And they all look the same!
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