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 Do_I_Not_Like_That wrote:
A fluff question for people: Khorne troops have loads of skulls, obviously. But could a necromancer bring those skulls back to life and have them biting the Khorne troops in the ass or getting them to act like nipple clamps?


Put it on the necromancer, sorry deathmage, warscroll!
- this unit gets +3 attacks vs. Chaos units due to bringing the dead back to life to bite their ankles.

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 Do_I_Not_Like_That wrote:
A fluff question for people: Khorne troops have loads of skulls, obviously. But could a necromancer bring those skulls back to life and have them biting the Khorne troops in the ass or getting them to act like nipple clamps?


He could, but what can a skull do if it doesn't have a body? Most of them don't even have jaws so they can't bite.

They can still roll menacingly.


 
   
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 agnosto wrote:
nor does he condone the making of pew-pew or clang-clang noises when pushing your models around.


Well, duh. You make pew-pew or clang-clang noises during the shooting and melee phases, respectively.

You make marchy and drivey noises(or fwoowoowooowooo if you're an Eldar player) when pushing the models around.

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Just a general polite request for people not to post huge quotes only to write what is barely a sentence without spoiler tags.

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@Desubot I did not even notice that. Inspired design choice there!

An exalt for that Azrael, this thread is far too unwieldy already.

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I kinda like the Chaos Stuff. Warriors are big, "marauders" are rather human which I like. The beast is .. strange.. but its chaos, so okay. The heroes are pretty sweet too.
   
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 Platuan4th wrote:
 agnosto wrote:
nor does he condone the making of pew-pew or clang-clang noises when pushing your models around.


Well, duh. You make pew-pew or clang-clang noises during the shooting and melee phases, respectively.

You make marchy and drivey noises(or fwoowoowooowooo if you're an Eldar player) when pushing the models around.


I make "ptweeeee" noises every time I jump my Warp Spiders. I'm sure nobody finds it annoying.
   
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Runnin up on ya.

 Platuan4th wrote:
 agnosto wrote:
nor does he condone the making of pew-pew or clang-clang noises when pushing your models around.


Well, duh. You make pew-pew or clang-clang noises during the shooting and melee phases, respectively.

You make marchy and drivey noises(or fwoowoowooowooo if you're an Eldar player) when pushing the models around.


I stand corrected. If you play dwarves, or whatever they're called now, do you have to sing the munchkin song from Wizard of Oz or just the Hi-Ho! song from sleeping beauty?

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I like how in the art you can clearly tell the Lord Celestant's mount is draconic-looking, but they somehow couldn't get that across on the actual model and, like the Lizardmen carnosaur, it has this weird almost dog-like face with horns.

 Desubot wrote:
Why isnt Slut Wars: The Sexpocalypse a real game dammit.


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 heartserenade wrote:
 Do_I_Not_Like_That wrote:
A fluff question for people: Khorne troops have loads of skulls, obviously. But could a necromancer bring those skulls back to life and have them biting the Khorne troops in the ass or getting them to act like nipple clamps?


He could, but what can a skull do if it doesn't have a body? Most of them don't even have jaws so they can't bite.

They can still roll menacingly.


You obviously don't remember the skull from trapdoor

Maybe somebody will post a picture of it


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RoninXiC wrote:

Do I need to play a single game to find out the weaknesses of it? No.

People have been playing wargames for 20+ years. Some dozends of different games and editions. You cannot deny people their expertise on game rules. We KNOW when something is broken.


 Do_I_Not_Like_That wrote:


I don't need to play the game. I read the leaked rules, and in my experience of playing war games for 20+ years, the rules don't work for me.

I hope they enjoy AOS, but IMO, I don't think it'll work.



Not sure how familiar you two are with 40k, but we had a similar situation when Unbound was announced.

"The game is ruined"
"Everyone will just take nine Riptides"

Despite that 40k is in great shape right now (unless you play Tyranids).


I find your lack of faith disturbing.
   
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 agnosto wrote:
 Do_I_Not_Like_That wrote:
A fluff question for people: Khorne troops have loads of skulls, obviously. But could a necromancer bring those skulls back to life and have them biting the Khorne troops in the ass or getting them to act like nipple clamps?


Put it on the necromancer, sorry deathmage, warscroll!
- this unit gets +3 attacks vs. Chaos units due to bringing the dead back to life to bite their ankles.




Don't give GW ideas.

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 XT-1984 wrote:
RoninXiC wrote:

Do I need to play a single game to find out the weaknesses of it? No.

People have been playing wargames for 20+ years. Some dozends of different games and editions. You cannot deny people their expertise on game rules. We KNOW when something is broken.


 Do_I_Not_Like_That wrote:


I don't need to play the game. I read the leaked rules, and in my experience of playing war games for 20+ years, the rules don't work for me.

I hope they enjoy AOS, but IMO, I don't think it'll work.



Not sure how familiar you two are with 40k, but we had a similar situation when Unbound was announced.

"The game is ruined"
"Everyone will just take nine Riptides"

Despite that 40k is in great shape right now (unless you play Tyranids).


I find your lack of faith disturbing.

Well actualyl 40k is pretty much a laughing stock if you go unbound..
   
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Oh, 40k's in great shape now? When did that happen?

 Desubot wrote:
Why isnt Slut Wars: The Sexpocalypse a real game dammit.


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 agnosto wrote:
 Platuan4th wrote:
 agnosto wrote:
nor does he condone the making of pew-pew or clang-clang noises when pushing your models around.


Well, duh. You make pew-pew or clang-clang noises during the shooting and melee phases, respectively.

You make marchy and drivey noises(or fwoowoowooowooo if you're an Eldar player) when pushing the models around.


I stand corrected. If you play dwarves, or whatever they're called now, do you have to sing the munchkin song from Wizard of Oz or just the Hi-Ho! song from sleeping beauty?


Neither, you sing a totally unique, copyrighted and trademarked song which in no way suspiciously resembles either of those songs because all things GW are created in a vacuum and therefore any similarity is totes coincidence.

We find comfort among those who agree with us - growth among those who don't. - Frank Howard Clark

The wise man doubts often, and changes his mind; the fool is obstinate, and doubts not; he knows all things but his own ignorance.

The correct statement of individual rights is that everyone has the right to an opinion, but crucially, that opinion can be roundly ignored and even made fun of, particularly if it is demonstrably nonsense!” Professor Brian Cox

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 XT-1984 wrote:
RoninXiC wrote:

Do I need to play a single game to find out the weaknesses of it? No.

People have been playing wargames for 20+ years. Some dozends of different games and editions. You cannot deny people their expertise on game rules. We KNOW when something is broken.


 Do_I_Not_Like_That wrote:


I don't need to play the game. I read the leaked rules, and in my experience of playing war games for 20+ years, the rules don't work for me.

I hope they enjoy AOS, but IMO, I don't think it'll work.



Not sure how familiar you two are with 40k, but we had a similar situation when Unbound was announced.

"The game is ruined"
"Everyone will just take nine Riptides"

Despite that 40k is in great shape right now (unless you play Tyranids).


I find your lack of faith disturbing.


I'm not familiar with modern 40k, but plenty of people on dakka have argued otherwise about unbound.

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Mc1gamer wrote:
 Xyxox wrote:
 pretre wrote:


In thread for simplicity.


I CALL FAKE! There are NO SKULLS in the cracks on that Realm of Battle board!!!!!!



'Heimdall, Open the Bifrost!


Now that looks cool.
   
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And Hi Ho was from Snow White.

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If nothing else, the Chaos stuff will make an amazing Mordheim warband.

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Skulls can be pretty impressive.

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Runnin up on ya.

 Azreal13 wrote:
 agnosto wrote:
 Platuan4th wrote:
 agnosto wrote:
nor does he condone the making of pew-pew or clang-clang noises when pushing your models around.


Well, duh. You make pew-pew or clang-clang noises during the shooting and melee phases, respectively.

You make marchy and drivey noises(or fwoowoowooowooo if you're an Eldar player) when pushing the models around.


I stand corrected. If you play dwarves, or whatever they're called now, do you have to sing the munchkin song from Wizard of Oz or just the Hi-Ho! song from sleeping beauty?


Neither, you sing a totally unique, copyrighted and trademarked song which in no way suspiciously resembles either of those songs because all things GW are created in a vacuum and therefore any similarity is totes coincidence.


IP! IP! IP so off to court I go!

Sounds suspiciously like someone who got arrested for public urination.


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 Azreal13 wrote:
And Hi Ho was from Snow White.


Meh, some twit that got majicked to sleep (tm) until some goofy dewd in a blowsy shirt came along to waker her up. They all blend together.

All of which has nothing to do with the newest space marine faction in fantasy.

Hey, I think someone mentioned this before but is Sigmar actually Draigo?

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 Kanluwen wrote:
 Thraxas Of Turai wrote:
Popped into my local GW today to try and talk to the staff about AOS...that was fun.

I basically laid out the contents, rules, price etc etc and the staff had to claim that they did not know a thing, not a snippet or even the merest hint of what may come from them.

The end result? It really dampened my enthusiasm for AOS and I really lost some respect for the staff for having to act dumb. Admittedly that is from orders from head office but you would have thought they could offer something given how much has already been leaked about the game. GW continue to shoot themselves in the foot.

Have you ever been in the shop before?

Because if you hadn't, then I don't know why you really thought you would be able to have some kind of conversation with them about a major release which has had such issues with leaks.


I gotta agree with Kanluwen that you set yourself up for disappointment with your foolishly high expectations.

"Hey guys, tell me about the stuff that you have been told not to talk about, here this is what I have read online"
"Ummm, that's nice....hey Paul, is head office doing those mystery shopper things again? I think this random is seeing if I am going to spill anything "

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RoninXiC wrote:
Well actualyl 40k is pretty much a laughing stock if you go unbound..

And yet no one does (at least competitively).

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Nvmd, missunderstood your point.

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 Do_I_Not_Like_That wrote:
 heartserenade wrote:
 Do_I_Not_Like_That wrote:
A fluff question for people: Khorne troops have loads of skulls, obviously. But could a necromancer bring those skulls back to life and have them biting the Khorne troops in the ass or getting them to act like nipple clamps?


He could, but what can a skull do if it doesn't have a body? Most of them don't even have jaws so they can't bite.

They can still roll menacingly.


You obviously don't remember the skull from trapdoor

Maybe somebody will post a picture of it



I'm sensing that someone never met Bob. (bonus points for whomever gets the reference)
   
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I think most people's idea of whether a game is in a healthy state or not is based upon their (usually) very localised experience. What this tends to discount is those, like myself, that do not really play much and primarily collect and paint armies. Those that collect and barely even construct their armies barely enter into the conversation. Ultimately we have to go on the GW financials to see how things are going, and even then that fails to account for those with massive armies that have not bought anything for years, currency fluctuations and a hundred other dull reasons. So the state of 40k? I really have no idea.

What I do know is that AOS is being bought into my household.

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Runnin up on ya.

PhantomViper wrote:


I'm sensing that someone never met Bob. (bonus points for whomever gets the reference)


Yeah but he usually comes along with a tall, goofy dude that gets beat-up a lot.

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 pretre wrote:
RoninXiC wrote:
Well actualyl 40k is pretty much a laughing stock if you go unbound..

And yet no one does (at least competitively).


Of course they don't, because it doesnt work.

Which makes this game that follows it, after they have actually seen what happens, even more of a mystery to me.

Unbound is roundly criticized for being incredibly unbalanced and not fun to play, so everyone uses the alternative. Next game releases with unbound an no alternative at all.

I mean, that takes some monumentally bad management to end up with that scenario.
   
 
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