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2015/05/16 00:39:55
Subject: Now that Cameron has the majority in Parliament...
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Battleship Captain
The Land of the Rising Sun
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Jenkins: You don't have jurisdiction here!
Smith Jamison: We aren't here, which means when we open up on you and shred your bodies with automatic fire then this will never have happened.
About the Clans: "Those brief outbursts of sense can't hold back the wave of sibko bred, over hormoned sociopaths that they crank out though." |
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2015/05/16 19:50:44
Subject: Now that Cameron has the majority in Parliament...
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Longtime Dakkanaut
Building a blood in water scent
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Going way back for that book, 40K hasn't used D20s since 2nd Ed.
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We were once so close to heaven, St. Peter came out and gave us medals; declaring us "The nicest of the damned".
“Anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that 'my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.'” |
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2015/05/17 23:29:55
Subject: Now that Cameron has the majority in Parliament...
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Sinister Shapeshifter
The Lair of Vengeance....Poole.
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I keep seeing that thrown around, and I wonder if people are laughing or whether they just fail to comprehend satire.
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2015/05/18 04:04:07
Subject: Now that Cameron has the majority in Parliament...
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Perfect Shot Dark Angels Predator Pilot
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Lol the punishment for every single crime is death in service to the god-emperor
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2015/05/18 05:10:01
Subject: Now that Cameron has the majority in Parliament...
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Homicidal Veteran Blood Angel Assault Marine
Oz
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And i thought politics was hard to wade through before, now they're going to run the country using 40k rules? Rules lawyers will be a thing, and yes they will be hated.
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2015/05/18 05:19:28
Subject: Now that Cameron has the majority in Parliament...
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Fixture of Dakka
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Where can i apply to be a commisar!
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2015/05/18 05:49:47
Subject: Now that Cameron has the majority in Parliament...
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Solahma
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 mitch_rifle wrote:Lol the punishment REWARD for every single crime is death in service to the god-emperor
FOR THE EMPEROR!
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2015/05/18 07:15:55
Subject: Now that Cameron has the majority in Parliament...
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Battleship Captain
The Land of the Rising Sun
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At least Brits will get to use all those nice phrases under everypage of the rulebook.
Judge: "Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment. 50 years!"
M.
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Jenkins: You don't have jurisdiction here!
Smith Jamison: We aren't here, which means when we open up on you and shred your bodies with automatic fire then this will never have happened.
About the Clans: "Those brief outbursts of sense can't hold back the wave of sibko bred, over hormoned sociopaths that they crank out though." |
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2015/05/18 07:45:33
Subject: Now that Cameron has the majority in Parliament...
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Nihilistic Necron Lord
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All votes in parliament to be decided by a die roll.
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2015/05/18 08:33:55
Subject: Now that Cameron has the majority in Parliament...
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Noise Marine Terminator with Sonic Blaster
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If I tell the judge I was just forging the narrative after I rob a bank, is that a free pass?
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Ex-Mantic Rules Committees: Kings of War, Warpath
"The Emperor is obviously not a dictator, he's a couch."
Starbuck: "Why can't we use the starboard launch bays?"
Engineer: "Because it's a gift shop!" |
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2015/05/18 09:25:06
Subject: Now that Cameron has the majority in Parliament...
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Avatar of the Bloody-Handed God
Inside your mind, corrupting the pathways
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 Baragash wrote:If I tell the judge I was just forging the narrative after I rob a bank, is that a free pass?
Only if you actually shouted "WAAAAGHHHHH!" while doing so. If you didn't, I'm afraid it is straight to the servitor parts bin for you...
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2015/05/18 09:27:06
Subject: Now that Cameron has the majority in Parliament...
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Bryan Ansell
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Baragash wrote:If I tell the judge I was just forging the narrative after I rob a bank, is that a free pass?
No, GW actually OWN 'robbing a bank™ ' (and variants thereof) they came up with that idea all on their own and in a vacum, they added skulls and pipes onto it you see.
You will be in court twice. Once for the original offense and then again for trademark infringement.
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2015/05/18 10:37:00
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Worthiest of Warlock Engineers
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I would laugh and call satire but having seen what the Tories have already done and having seen what they want do do....
I can actually believe this 
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Free from GW's tyranny and the hobby is looking better for it
DR:90-S++G+++M++B++I+Pww205++D++A+++/sWD146R++T(T)D+
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2015/05/18 11:39:18
Subject: Now that Cameron has the majority in Parliament...
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Calculating Commissar
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 AduroT wrote:All votes in parliament to be decided by a die roll.
It couldn't be that much worse than what they manage to do now.
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2015/05/18 16:19:28
Subject: Now that Cameron has the majority in Parliament...
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Wrathful Warlord Titan Commander
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Does this mean that as they're weak and ineffective but noisy out of all proportion we can now official refer to Scots as Gretchins? 
Also ISIS is a problem - Exterminatus anyone? It's the only way to be sure.....
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How do you promote your Hobby? - Legoburner "I run some crappy wargaming website " |
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2015/05/18 16:24:49
Subject: Now that Cameron has the majority in Parliament...
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Longtime Dakkanaut
Building a blood in water scent
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 notprop wrote:Also ISIS is a problem - Exterminatus anyone? It's the only way to be sure.....
Exterminatus obliterates the whole planet... so no thanks.
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We were once so close to heaven, St. Peter came out and gave us medals; declaring us "The nicest of the damned".
“Anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that 'my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.'” |
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2015/05/18 16:53:02
Subject: Now that Cameron has the majority in Parliament...
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Major
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Someone on the Daily Mash staff is clearly a closeted Warhammer player. They've referenced it quite a few times in their stories.
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"And if we've learnt anything over the past 1000 mile retreat it's that Russian agriculture is in dire need of mechanisation!" |
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2015/05/18 21:42:30
Subject: Now that Cameron has the majority in Parliament...
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Stone Bonkers Fabricator General
We'll find out soon enough eh.
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notprop wrote:Does this mean that as they're weak and ineffective but noisy out of all proportion we can now official refer to Scots as Gretchins?
Also ISIS is a problem - Exterminatus anyone? It's the only way to be sure.....
Considering that would make the English the dumb, brutish, incoherent and thuggish Orks in the analogy, I'm suspecting you didn't think that particular attempted insult through properly 
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I need to acquire plastic Skavenslaves, can you help?
I have a blog now, evidently. Featuring the Alternative Mordheim Model Megalist.
"Your society's broken, so who should we blame? Should we blame the rich, powerful people who caused it? No, lets blame the people with no power and no money and those immigrants who don't even have the vote. Yea, it must be their fething fault." - Iain M Banks
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"The language of modern British politics is meant to sound benign. But words do not mean what they seem to mean. 'Reform' actually means 'cut' or 'end'. 'Flexibility' really means 'exploit'. 'Prudence' really means 'don't invest'. And 'efficient'? That means whatever you want it to mean, usually 'cut'. All really mean 'keep wages low for the masses, taxes low for the rich, profits high for the corporations, and accept the decline in public services and amenities this will cause'." - Robin McAlpine from Common Weal |
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2015/05/19 02:25:05
Subject: Now that Cameron has the majority in Parliament...
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Fixture of Dakka
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notprop wrote:Does this mean that as they're weak and ineffective but noisy out of all proportion we can now official refer to Scots as Gretchins?
Also ISIS is a problem - Exterminatus anyone? It's the only way to be sure.....
Do it the imperial way, send all world armies for one mass assault
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2015/05/19 06:55:30
Subject: Now that Cameron has the majority in Parliament...
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Noise Marine Terminator with Sonic Blaster
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 Yodhrin wrote: notprop wrote:Does this mean that as they're weak and ineffective but noisy out of all proportion we can now official refer to Scots as Gretchins?
Also ISIS is a problem - Exterminatus anyone? It's the only way to be sure.....
Considering that would make the English the dumb, brutish, incoherent and thuggish Orks in the analogy, I'm suspecting you didn't think that particular attempted insult through properly
Orks were based on English hooligans anyway so that anaology is almost as old as me 
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Ex-Mantic Rules Committees: Kings of War, Warpath
"The Emperor is obviously not a dictator, he's a couch."
Starbuck: "Why can't we use the starboard launch bays?"
Engineer: "Because it's a gift shop!" |
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2015/05/19 07:07:49
Subject: Now that Cameron has the majority in Parliament...
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Wrathful Warlord Titan Commander
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Yodhrin wrote: notprop wrote:Does this mean that as they're weak and ineffective but noisy out of all proportion we can now official refer to Scots as Gretchins?
Also ISIS is a problem - Exterminatus anyone? It's the only way to be sure.....
Considering that would make the English the dumb, brutish, incoherent and thuggish Orks in the analogy, I'm suspecting you didn't think that particular attempted insult through properly
Of course I did: someone has to be top of the fungus tree! 
'Da Skweeky Grot gets da kick'. 
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How do you promote your Hobby? - Legoburner "I run some crappy wargaming website " |
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2015/05/19 08:15:54
Subject: Now that Cameron has the majority in Parliament...
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[MOD]
Not as Good as a Minion
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notprop wrote: Yodhrin wrote: notprop wrote:Does this mean that as they're weak and ineffective but noisy out of all proportion we can now official refer to Scots as Gretchins?
Also ISIS is a problem - Exterminatus anyone? It's the only way to be sure.....
Considering that would make the English the dumb, brutish, incoherent and thuggish Orks in the analogy, I'm suspecting you didn't think that particular attempted insult through properly
Of course I did: someone has to be top of the fungus tree!
'Da Skweeky Grot gets da kick'.
So are the Welsh squigs then? Because someone has to be those loveable yet ferocious little things
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I wish I had time for all the game systems I own, let alone want to own... |
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2015/05/19 11:37:26
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[DCM]
Social Justice Death Knight
The burning pits of Hades, also known as Sweden in summer
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This can only be an improvement.
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