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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/07/24 23:29:13
Subject: Age of Sigmar News & Rumors
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Leaping Khawarij
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ImAGeek wrote: Motograter wrote:migooo wrote: Abadabadoobaddon wrote: Kanluwen wrote:
Yup, literally all I can give you is the name and that the "Geysers of Boiling Blood" special rule for Time of War and the Brimstone Peninsula allows for a player with one or more PRIESTS of KHORNE to choose to add or subtract 1 from your dice roll to determine which geyser erupts.
My source tells me he's armed with an Exalted Bloodaxeflailaxe in each hand! These are giant bloodaxes with bloodaxeflails attached to their bloodhafts (bloodaxeflails are bloodaxes on the ends of rageflails). This way at the same time he's bloodaxing you with the bloodaxe parts of the Exalted Bloodaxeflailaxes the bloodaxeflails are rageflailing around to bloodaxeflail you simultaneously!
Wow how awful sounding.
Pass.
Safe to say he was joking. though if you believe that well.....
This "slaughterpriest" I am going to guess is some form of khorne sorcerer yes i know khorne hates magic but he doesnt have to be magic. He could be some form of magic void. Funnily enough before this guy was rumoured I converted two sorcerers for my khorne stuff out the box renamed blood priests.
It was obviously a joke but it doesn't exactly sound implausible based on some of GWs Khorne releases and naming conventions. It probably isn't going to end up being too far wrong.
My thoughts that it's probably going to be similar, less is sometimes more you know.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/07/25 00:41:17
Subject: Age of Sigmar News & Rumors
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Ollanius Pius - Savior of the Emperor
Gathering the Informations.
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Motograter wrote:
This "slaughterpriest" I am going to guess is some form of khorne sorcerer yes i know khorne hates magic but he doesnt have to be magic. He could be some form of magic void. Funnily enough before this guy was rumoured I converted two sorcerers for my khorne stuff out the box renamed blood priests.
Priests are effectively different enough to Sorcerers/Wizards now that it works okay to show them on the field.
If I had to hazard a guess though, it will be something akin to the Shrinemaster for a Warshrine.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/07/25 00:43:32
Subject: Age of Sigmar News & Rumors
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Grizzled Space Wolves Great Wolf
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AlexHolker wrote:It's probably not a good sign when people can't tell the difference between people taking the piss out of your stupid setting and the setting itself.
I think they crossed that line when they made Murderfang the Curseborn mudering people with his Murderclaws while under his Murderlust on the planet of Omnicide.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/07/25 00:55:30
Subject: Age of Sigmar News & Rumors
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Fixture of Dakka
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cerealkiller195 wrote:Besides everything what I truly do not understand is why they ddidn't wait for warhammer total war to come out to see if it did anything to sales.
Or maybe wait till the game comes out. It's not out yet is it not? Still in development? Maybe when it's released that will be the time when GW releases the fluff for the old minis that are in the game. Automatically Appended Next Post: Where is the CSM? The Chaos SigMarines. Is there not a story where half the brotherhood split into evil entities and brother fights brother?
Is there the 20 sons, or should I say 18 sons and 2 that can't be named who head the Storm Calling? Or this hasn't happened yet but will happen soon?
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Agies Grimm:The "Learn to play, bro" mentality is mostly just a way for someone to try to shame you by implying that their metaphorical nerd-wiener is bigger than yours. Which, ironically, I think nerds do even more vehemently than jocks.
Everything is made up and the points don't matter. 40K or Who's Line is it Anyway?
Auticus wrote: Or in summation: its ok to exploit shoddy points because those are rules and gamers exist to find rules loopholes (they are still "legal"), but if the same force can be composed without structure, it emotionally feels "wrong". |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/07/25 01:30:16
Subject: Age of Sigmar News & Rumors
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Daston wrote:What ever the current addition ork is..3rd?
Tbf I do have black orcs which are a bit bigger. Still if the new models look good and fit on sqaure bases I will get them same with the rest of the ranges so long as they look like the old range in features (ie goblins have long pointy nose, needle teeth and big ears)
The note is really that GW has inflated orks at least twice, and 1st gen orks now look like gobbo size.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/07/25 01:32:42
Subject: Re:Age of Sigmar News & Rumors
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Camouflaged Zero
Maryland
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Davor wrote:cerealkiller195 wrote:Besides everything what I truly do not understand is why they ddidn't wait for warhammer total war to come out to see if it did anything to sales.
Or maybe wait till the game comes out. It's not out yet is it not? Still in development? Maybe when it's released that will be the time when GW releases the fluff for the old minis that are in the game.
Automatically Appended Next Post:
Where is the CSM? The Chaos SigMarines. Is there not a story where half the brotherhood split into evil entities and brother fights brother?
Is there the 20 sons, or should I say 18 sons and 2 that can't be named who head the Storm Calling? Or this hasn't happened yet but will happen soon?
No, no, we're not at that part of the story yet. We're still at the part where the god-ruler of mankind sends out his newly-minted supersoldiers on a great crusade to reconquer the myriad lands of the universe for humanity once more.
Soon to be covered by a novel series from BL!
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"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake." -Napoleon
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/07/25 01:55:08
Subject: Age of Sigmar News & Rumors
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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News? Rumors? Anyone?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/07/25 02:01:36
Subject: Age of Sigmar News & Rumors
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Savage Minotaur
Baltimore, Maryland
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Nah dude, just the same tired 40K jokes that have been posted in every Age of Sigmar thread since the first pics and details came out. I imagine the folks that keep posting them to be the same folks that we can thank for Adam Sandlers career longevity.
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"Sometimes the only victory possible is to keep your opponent from winning." - The Emperor, from The Outcast Dead.
"Tell your gods we are coming for them, and that their realms will burn as ours did." -Thostos Bladestorm
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/07/25 02:06:55
Subject: Re:Age of Sigmar News & Rumors
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Fresh-Faced New User
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Big crossbow is big.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/07/25 02:44:52
Subject: Age of Sigmar News & Rumors
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Gun Mage
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AlexHolker wrote:It's probably not a good sign when people can't tell the difference between people taking the piss out of your stupid setting and the setting itself.
Poe's law is definitely a thing.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/07/25 02:47:27
Subject: Age of Sigmar News & Rumors
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Fixture of Dakka
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I think that big crossbow guy is hilarious. That thing must be bigger than a 40k missile launcher, LOL.
I dig the black armor.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/07/25 02:48:06
Subject: Age of Sigmar News & Rumors
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Enigmatic Chaos Sorcerer
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Chaos can't withstand the withering firepower of the T-shirt cannon.
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BlaxicanX wrote:A young business man named Tom Kirby, who was a pupil of mine until he turned greedy, helped the capitalists hunt down and destroy the wargamers. He betrayed and murdered Games Workshop.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/07/25 03:10:53
Subject: Age of Sigmar News & Rumors
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Talys wrote:I think that big crossbow guy is hilarious. That thing must be bigger than a 40k missile launcher, LOL.
I dig the black armor.
At least we know where the bottom half of the new SoB minis went.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/07/25 03:30:21
Subject: Re:Age of Sigmar News & Rumors
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Blood-Drenched Death Company Marine
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Now that crossbow thingy is just stupid looking.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/07/25 06:25:30
Subject: Re:Age of Sigmar News & Rumors
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Twisted Trueborn with Blaster
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Look! It's a heavy crossbolter!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/07/25 06:45:54
Subject: Re:Age of Sigmar News & Rumors
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Jovial Plaguebearer of Nurgle
Brighton, MO
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SSSHHHH!!!
Remember, we're not supposed to call them mareenz?
In all seriousness, that thing looks dumb. I'd honestly rather just use up the 100 or so boltguns I have sitting in a bitz box.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/07/25 07:56:32
Subject: Re:Age of Sigmar News & Rumors
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Fixture of Dakka
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I feel a chaos heavy marine conversion coming on
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/07/25 08:44:15
Subject: Age of Sigmar News & Rumors
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Blood-Drenched Death Company Marine
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I love it! Awesome!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/07/25 08:55:18
Subject: Re:Age of Sigmar News & Rumors
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Fixture of Dakka
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PlaguelordHobbyServices wrote:In all seriousness, that thing looks dumb. I'd honestly rather just use up the 100 or so boltguns I have sitting in a bitz box. Tag them up in sixes, to make Hurricane Crossbolters! Though the pictured thunderbolt thing makes me think, "Missile Boltlauncher" more than anything else =D
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/07/25 09:12:35
Subject: Age of Sigmar News & Rumors
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Cosmic Joe
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Kinda looks like one of them noise weapons EC use.
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Nosebiter wrote:Codex Space Marine is renamed as Codex Counts As Because I Dont Like To Loose And Gw Hates My Army. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/07/25 09:13:09
Subject: Age of Sigmar News & Rumors
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Fresh Meat
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Talys wrote:I think that big crossbow guy is hilarious. That thing must be bigger than a 40k missile launcher, LOL.
I dig the black armor.
I dont get it - what is that quad-bow supposed to fire? I'm guessing it doesnt rapid-fire bolts, as the calibre is huge. Does that mean it fires one huge bolt - like a ballista bolt? So where is the bolt? Did the dude just fire it, and that is why the bolt isnt shown?
How big would the bolt have to be to fill a barrel that large? Is it an exploding rocket-bolt or what?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/07/25 09:19:18
Subject: Age of Sigmar News & Rumors
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Painting Within the Lines
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P Eggheart wrote: Talys wrote:I think that big crossbow guy is hilarious. That thing must be bigger than a 40k missile launcher, LOL.
I dig the black armor.
I dont get it - what is that quad-bow supposed to fire? I'm guessing it doesnt rapid-fire bolts, as the calibre is huge. Does that mean it fires one huge bolt - like a ballista bolt? So where is the bolt? Did the dude just fire it, and that is why the bolt isnt shown?
How big would the bolt have to be to fill a barrel that large? Is it an exploding rocket-bolt or what?
its a railgun and fires magnetized skulls
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/07/25 09:37:32
Subject: Age of Sigmar News & Rumors
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Liche Priest Hierophant
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Eggheart wrote:[ I dont get it - what is that quad-bow supposed to fire? I'm guessing it doesnt rapid-fire bolts, as the calibre is huge. Does that mean it fires one huge bolt - like a ballista bolt? So where is the bolt? Did the dude just fire it, and that is why the bolt isnt shown? How big would the bolt have to be to fill a barrel that large? Is it an exploding rocket-bolt or what? I'd assume it fires a single lightning bolt, similar to how the bow version fires an arrow that explodes into mini lightning bolts.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/07/25 09:49:50
Subject: Age of Sigmar News & Rumors
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Deranged Necron Destroyer
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I don't think we will get female Sigmarines...you know, for reasons...
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/07/25 09:52:10
Subject: Re:Age of Sigmar News & Rumors
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Shas'o Commanding the Hunter Kadre
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I'm sure there's a good, fluffy reason why the process of reforging souls into Stormcast Eternals only works on the souls of male warriors and not females.
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Desubot wrote:Why isnt Slut Wars: The Sexpocalypse a real game dammit.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/07/25 09:57:57
Subject: Age of Sigmar News & Rumors
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Arch Magos w/ 4 Meg of RAM
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Maybe even female warriors look male after they have been reforged. In fact no matter who you were, what race or gender, reforming makes you a male human warrior in apperence.
Maybe because Sigmar makes them in his own image or some such.
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Bye bye Dakkadakka, happy hobbying! I really enjoyed my time on here. Opinions were always my own :-) |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/07/25 10:04:23
Subject: Age of Sigmar News & Rumors
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Battlefortress Driver with Krusha Wheel
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Eggheart wrote:
I dont get it - what is that quad-bow supposed to fire? I'm guessing it doesnt rapid-fire bolts, as the calibre is huge. Does that mean it fires one huge bolt - like a ballista bolt? So where is the bolt? Did the dude just fire it, and that is why the bolt isnt shown?
How big would the bolt have to be to fill a barrel that large? Is it an exploding rocket-bolt or what?
GW has never made functional weaponry aside from basic small arms and melee weapons. GW has rarely been good at functional anything.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/07/25 11:13:33
Subject: Age of Sigmar News & Rumors
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Bottle wrote:Maybe even female warriors look male after they have been reforged.
Female soldiers that look like a man / trap? Let's call them...Sisters of...ehm...War!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/07/25 11:39:15
Subject: Re:Age of Sigmar News & Rumors
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Posts with Authority
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I look at that crossbow thing and I imagine this is the kind of thing that went on in the studio.
"I think Cable should be holding a BIG gun on this cover."
Well yeah he usually is.
"Pffffft, no, I mean a REALLY big gun."
wait how big
"Well something like this"
/draws an artistic representation of excess
Liefeld you genius, you’ve done it again.
If that's not a warning signal I dunno what is.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/07/25 11:48:06
Subject: Re:Age of Sigmar News & Rumors
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Fixture of Dakka
West Michigan, deep in Whitebread, USA
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The white dwarf pic from before says the heavy crossbow fires magical orbs that trail fire to look like the twin-tailed comet.
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"By this point I'm convinced 100% that every single race in the 40k universe have somehow tapped into the ork ability to just have their tech work because they think it should." |
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