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2015/08/14 23:34:10
Subject: Who would be the Chuck Norris of W40k ?
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Dakka Veteran
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Title says it all. I submit Draigo. Your turn.
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2015/08/14 23:36:19
Subject: Who would be the Chuck Norris of W40k ?
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Ultramarine Librarian with Freaky Familiar
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Sly Marbo.
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Thought for the day: Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.
30k Ultramarines: 2000 pts
Bolt Action Germans: ~1200 pts
AOS Stormcast: Just starting.
 The Empire : ~60-70 models.
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2015/08/14 23:36:51
Subject: Who would be the Chuck Norris of W40k ?
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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Chuck Norris would be the Chuck Norris of 40k
/thread.
Though with GW it would be Nuck Chorris.
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 Unit1126PLL wrote: Scott-S6 wrote:And yet another thread is hijacked for Unit to ask for the same advice, receive the same answers and make the same excuses.
Oh my god I'm becoming martel.
Send help!
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2015/08/14 23:40:18
Subject: Who would be the Chuck Norris of W40k ?
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Been Around the Block
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2015/08/15 00:02:24
Subject: Who would be the Chuck Norris of W40k ?
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Norn Queen
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The Swarmlord - cant really be out fought fluff wise and out thaught Caly et al in a fight to the death :p
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Dman137 wrote:
goobs is all you guys will ever be
By 1-irt: Still as long as Hissy keeps showing up this is one of the most entertaining threads ever.
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2015/08/15 00:14:02
Subject: Who would be the Chuck Norris of W40k ?
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Humorless Arbite
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Sly Marbo AKA Ollanius Pius reborn 
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2015/08/15 00:48:12
Subject: Who would be the Chuck Norris of W40k ?
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
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I have to say Marbo as well
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/08/15 01:54:46
Subject: Who would be the Chuck Norris of W40k ?
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Blood Angel Terminator with Lightning Claws
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Alpharius
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To quote a fictional character... "Let's make this fun!"
 Tactical_Spam wrote:There was a story in the SM omnibus where a single kroot killed 2-3 marines then ate their gene seed and became a Kroot-startes.
We must all join the Kroot-startes... |
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2015/08/15 02:00:23
Subject: Who would be the Chuck Norris of W40k ?
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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Sly marbo is sylvester stallone
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Unit1126PLL wrote: Scott-S6 wrote:And yet another thread is hijacked for Unit to ask for the same advice, receive the same answers and make the same excuses.
Oh my god I'm becoming martel.
Send help!
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2015/08/15 02:12:04
Subject: Who would be the Chuck Norris of W40k ?
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Ruthless Interrogator
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The God Emperor of Mankind. He actually died 10k years ago, but he'll get better.
Currently in his free time he entertains himself by making chaos think they have a chance.
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Space Marines: Jacks of all trades yet masters of GRAV CANNONS!!!.
My Star Wars Imperial Codex Project: http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/641831.page
It has 7 HQs, 2 Troop types with Dedicated Transports, 5 Elite units, 5 Fast Attack units, 6 Heavy Support units, 2 Formations with unique units not in the rest of the codex, and 2 LOW choices.
‘I do not care who knows the truth now, tomorrow, or in ten thousand years. Loyalty is its own reward.’ -Lion El' Jonson |
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2015/08/15 02:22:02
Subject: Who would be the Chuck Norris of W40k ?
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Ancient Venerable Dark Angels Dreadnought
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Considering the Chuck Norris meme is both childish, overdone, and not even funny or "cool", I'd nominate Kaldor Draigo for filling those exact same parameters.
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“There is only one good, knowledge, and one evil, ignorance.”
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2015/08/15 02:38:54
Subject: Who would be the Chuck Norris of W40k ?
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Sly Marbo, or one of Ward's mary sues like Draigo.
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2015/08/15 03:50:41
Subject: Who would be the Chuck Norris of W40k ?
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Blood Angel Terminator with Lightning Claws
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/08/15 04:15:50
To quote a fictional character... "Let's make this fun!"
Tactical_Spam wrote:There was a story in the SM omnibus where a single kroot killed 2-3 marines then ate their gene seed and became a Kroot-startes.
We must all join the Kroot-startes... |
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2015/08/15 03:54:31
Subject: Who would be the Chuck Norris of W40k ?
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Lady of the Lake
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Marbo.
Draigo is just an old warp dust addled junky.
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2015/08/15 04:16:58
Subject: Who would be the Chuck Norris of W40k ?
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Blood Angel Terminator with Lightning Claws
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That depends on what you mean.
If you mean in badassery, Angorn.
If you mean in comedic value, Alpharius
If you mean in plot shielding, Sly Marbo
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To quote a fictional character... "Let's make this fun!"
Tactical_Spam wrote:There was a story in the SM omnibus where a single kroot killed 2-3 marines then ate their gene seed and became a Kroot-startes.
We must all join the Kroot-startes... |
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2015/08/15 05:31:10
Subject: Who would be the Chuck Norris of W40k ?
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Fixture of Dakka
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In reputation?
Ciaphas Cain HERO OF THE IMPERIUM
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2015/08/15 16:33:00
Subject: Who would be the Chuck Norris of W40k ?
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Hallowed Canoness
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Actually, I'd agree with Wes - Ciaphas Cain is absolutely the Chuck Norris of 40k.
He's a good fighter whose skills are completely blown out of proportion by memetic mutation.
He's a funny guy people like to be around whose charisma is completely blown out of proportion by memetic mutation.
He's a figurehead hero whose fame has been completely blown out of proportion by memetic mutation.
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"That time I only loaded the cannon with powder. Next time, I will fill it with jewels and diamonds and they will cut you to shrebbons!" - Nogbad the Bad. |
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2015/08/15 16:56:59
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Master Shaper
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Not to mention Cain is always listed on active duty because of how much paperwork is involved after he shows up after being declared dead. I figure that's worth a mention.
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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2015/08/15 17:21:25
Subject: Who would be the Chuck Norris of W40k ?
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Consigned to the Grim Darkness
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 Furyou Miko wrote:Actually, I'd agree with Wes - Ciaphas Cain is absolutely the Chuck Norris of 40k.
He's a good fighter whose skills are completely blown out of proportion by memetic mutation.
He's a funny guy people like to be around whose charisma is completely blown out of proportion by memetic mutation.
He's a figurehead hero whose fame has been completely blown out of proportion by memetic mutation.
I agree with this... Cain is like Chuck Norris if Chuck Norris wasn't a dumbass who believed his own hype.
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The people in the past who convinced themselves to do unspeakable things were no less human than you or I. They made their decisions; the only thing that prevents history from repeating itself is making different ones.
-- Adam Serwer
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2015/08/15 18:03:22
Subject: Who would be the Chuck Norris of W40k ?
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Shas'ui with Bonding Knife
The Internet- where men are men, women are men, and kids are undercover cops
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 Wyzilla wrote:Considering the Chuck Norris meme is both childish, overdone, and not even funny or "cool", I'd nominate Kaldor Draigo for filling those exact same parameters.
Well said!
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 Jon Garrett wrote:Perhaps not technically a Marine Chapter anymore, but the Flame Falcons would be pretty creepy to fight.
"Boss, we waz out lookin' for grub when some of them Spice Marines showed up and shot all the lads."
"Right. Well, did you at least use the burnas?"
"We tried, but the gits was already on fire."
"...Kunnin'."
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2015/08/15 18:54:14
Subject: Who would be the Chuck Norris of W40k ?
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Heroic Senior Officer
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Careful with those edge, they might cut deep
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2015/08/15 19:31:46
Subject: Who would be the Chuck Norris of W40k ?
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Daemonic Dreadnought
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CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT
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Gods? There are no gods. Merely existences, obstacles to overcome.
"And what if I told you the Wolves tried to bring a Legion to heel once before? What if that Legion sent Russ and his dogs running, too ashamed to write down their defeat in Imperial archives?" - ADB |
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2015/08/15 19:41:29
Subject: Who would be the Chuck Norris of W40k ?
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Consigned to the Grim Darkness
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So wait, it's edgy to believe that Chuck Norris has an ego so big it uses death stars for testicles?
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The people in the past who convinced themselves to do unspeakable things were no less human than you or I. They made their decisions; the only thing that prevents history from repeating itself is making different ones.
-- Adam Serwer
My blog |
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2015/08/15 21:42:56
Subject: Who would be the Chuck Norris of W40k ?
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Heroic Senior Officer
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That's fine 
I was talking about Wyzilla and Norton.
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2015/08/15 22:21:13
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Ancient Venerable Dark Angels Dreadnought
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How's being tired of an endless meme that is well over a decade old meme that was never fun to begin with and endlessly spouted by children in middle school years and years ago without a grasp of humor "edgy"? It's a godawful meme that was never funny to begin with and at the very least needs to crawl to some lonely forum like /b and stay there.
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“There is only one good, knowledge, and one evil, ignorance.”
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2015/08/16 01:41:06
Subject: Re:Who would be the Chuck Norris of W40k ?
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Fresh-Faced New User
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I'm guessing Leman Russ is the Steven Seagal of 40k, Cypher is Clint Eastwood and Draigo is the Rock. 40K is sadly lacking a Wesley Snipes.
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2015/08/16 06:04:56
Subject: Who would be the Chuck Norris of W40k ?
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Resolute Ultramarine Honor Guard
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I was going to say Calgar, because he punches everything to death, but I suppose the Cain comparison is more apt.
'I heard Cain once hit a genestealer so hard he killed the Hive Fleet it was attached to!'
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/08/16 06:05:55
 warboss wrote:Is there a permanent stickied thread for Chaos players to complain every time someone/anyone gets models or rules besides them? If not, there should be.
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2015/08/17 10:04:36
Subject: Who would be the Chuck Norris of W40k ?
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Committed Chaos Cult Marine
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2015/08/20 04:04:47
Subject: Who would be the Chuck Norris of W40k ?
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Charging Dragon Prince
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I don't know, Yarrick is up there too. A man so crazy that he has a Power Klaw torn off an enemy that cut his arm off first, and had it modified as a symbol. Rumors spread that he had an evil eye, so he had his eye replaced to match the hype. And, as a grizzled, old, beat up man, holds the respect of a race that sees 'umies as weak... While still can be found on the front line playing fisticuffs with Ork faces.
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2015/08/20 04:57:05
Subject: Re:Who would be the Chuck Norris of W40k ?
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Wing Commander
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Killsmith wrote:I'm guessing Leman Russ is the Steven Seagal of 40k, Cypher is Clint Eastwood and Draigo is the Rock. 40K is sadly lacking a Wesley Snipes.
Nonsense. Lufgt Huron. Two badasses everyone loved until they decided to stop paying taxes and it killed their careers. Wesley Snipes. Automatically Appended Next Post:  Crazyterran wrote:I was going to say Calgar, because he punches everything to death, but I suppose the Cain comparison is more apt.
'I heard Cain once hit a genestealer so hard he killed the Hive Fleet it was attached to!'
Calgar got ruined by a hive tyrant though. Took all his limbs and an eye. He's more like a 40k Darth Vader now.
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