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2015/10/30 19:06:55
Subject: What have you sacrificed to the Dice gods recently?
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Regular Dakkanaut
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How do you go about appeasing the dice gods? Include pictures!
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2015/10/30 19:11:55
Subject: What have you sacrificed to the Dice gods recently?
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Yes. I .. can't really show the pictures... You understand..
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2015/10/30 19:19:55
Subject: What have you sacrificed to the Dice gods recently?
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Fixture of Dakka
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Goats and some......other things
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tremere47-fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate, leads to triple riptide spam |
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2015/10/30 19:22:55
Subject: What have you sacrificed to the Dice gods recently?
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Heroic Senior Officer
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Here is the result of my sacrifices so far. See the momstartes has ceremonial shoulder pads for the 2 minute old astartes first drink.
Already, at this vital stage in development the baby startes is 192 times stronger than the average human. Right now he is ensuring his calf muscles can handle the jandle.
The momstartes has a lot of hair as a result of the momarineication.
See for yourself.
While uncovering the plot of the momstartes I had to do something with all the buff baby marines. So I sacrificed them to the dice gods via my magic dice whip I personally birthed from my own body through years of labour.
Here is a teenStartes being sacrificed to the Dice gods slowly. I got 4 guaranteed 6s from this one. Im currently storing up my 6's to auto win the next tournament. They can't test me for loaded dice because most of them are atheist!
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2015/10/30 19:31:19
Subject: What have you sacrificed to the Dice gods recently?
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Fully-charged Electropriest
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The Dice God, just like the Omnissiah, is just another aspect of our most benevolent Emperor. I just direct my hymns and prayers at Him and he shall deliver me from rolling too much below average.
Although in my last game, the dice absolutely hated me. Maybe The Emperor saw fit to remind me of the virtue of humility?
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2015/10/30 19:42:47
Subject: What have you sacrificed to the Dice gods recently?
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Heroic Senior Officer
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 Lammikkovalas wrote:The Dice God, just like the Omnissiah, is just another aspect of our most benevolent Emperor. I just direct my hymns and prayers at Him and he shall deliver me from rolling too much below average.
Although in my last game, the dice absolutely hated me. Maybe The Emperor saw fit to remind me of the virtue of humility?
Wrong god mate.
Ill hook you up, PM me for details. Simply send me 600,000 USD and I will sell you 1 Momstartes. She births a lot of Astartes and can make hand grenades. EVentually you will have enough Astartes to run about 9 factories and also have a steady supply of sacrifices to get those good dice rolls.
It has to be secret though, so nobody read this.
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2015/10/30 19:45:23
Subject: What have you sacrificed to the Dice gods recently?
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Fiery Bright Wizard
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 Swastakowey wrote: Lammikkovalas wrote:The Dice God, just like the Omnissiah, is just another aspect of our most benevolent Emperor. I just direct my hymns and prayers at Him and he shall deliver me from rolling too much below average.
Although in my last game, the dice absolutely hated me. Maybe The Emperor saw fit to remind me of the virtue of humility?
Wrong god mate.
Ill hook you up, PM me for details. Simply send me 600,000 USD and I will sell you 1 Momstartes. She births a lot of Astartes and can make hand grenades. EVentually you will have enough Astartes to run about 9 factories and also have a steady supply of sacrifices to get those good dice rolls.
It has to be secret though, so nobody read this.
Read what?
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I'll never be able to repay CA for making GW realize that The Old World was a cash cow, left to die in a field. |
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2015/10/30 19:48:49
Subject: What have you sacrificed to the Dice gods recently?
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Back in high school I kept dice in my pocket, just in case! All hail the great daemon =RANDBETWEEN(1,6) !
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 Galef wrote:If you refuse to use rock, you will never beat scissors.
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2015/10/30 19:49:01
Subject: Re:What have you sacrificed to the Dice gods recently?
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Douglas Bader
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What have I sacrificed recently? My last opponent.
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There is no such thing as a hobby without politics. "Leave politics at the door" is itself a political statement, an endorsement of the status quo and an attempt to silence dissenting voices. |
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2015/10/30 19:49:08
Subject: What have you sacrificed to the Dice gods recently?
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Heroic Senior Officer
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 Brennonjw wrote: Swastakowey wrote: Lammikkovalas wrote:The Dice God, just like the Omnissiah, is just another aspect of our most benevolent Emperor. I just direct my hymns and prayers at Him and he shall deliver me from rolling too much below average.
Although in my last game, the dice absolutely hated me. Maybe The Emperor saw fit to remind me of the virtue of humility?
Wrong god mate.
Ill hook you up, PM me for details. Simply send me 600,000 USD and I will sell you 1 Momstartes. She births a lot of Astartes and can make hand grenades. EVentually you will have enough Astartes to run about 9 factories and also have a steady supply of sacrifices to get those good dice rolls.
It has to be secret though, so nobody read this.
Read what?
I'm glad you said that. My Space Marine Ninjas got called off from assaulting the building you are in.
I just realized, this is exactly what someone who DID READ IT would say...
I would sacrifice more little astartes for the answer but I need those good dice rolls.
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2015/10/30 19:50:43
Subject: What have you sacrificed to the Dice gods recently?
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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I sacrifice those I defeat in battle to ensure victory in my next battle
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/10/30 20:21:22
Subject: What have you sacrificed to the Dice gods recently?
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Krazed Killa Kan
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The dice god's motives are beyond our comprehension and appear to us as random chance. They care not for the whims of mere mortals or the petty actions we call "sacrifices". Each time we pick up the dice we tempt the wrath of the dice gods or their gifts but it is not for us to decide the outcome. Woe to the heretic that thinks they can tempt the whims of the dice gods and fear what the gods will deliver. We must embrace all that the dice gods decide and never think ourselves above the gods will. Only those who remain true to the dice gods will receive their blessings and be fulfilled by the majesty of the roll.
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"Hold my shoota, I'm goin in"
Armies (7th edition points)
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 +  + 3000 Points "The Fiery Heart of the Emperor"
3500 Points "Void Kraken" Space Marines
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2015/10/30 20:27:53
Subject: What have you sacrificed to the Dice gods recently?
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Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle
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Swastakowey wrote:Here is the result of my sacrifices so far. See the momstartes has ceremonial shoulder pads for the 2 minute old astartes first drink.
Already, at this vital stage in development the baby startes is 192 times stronger than the average human. Right now he is ensuring his calf muscles can handle the jandle.
The momstartes has a lot of hair as a result of the momarineication.
See for yourself.
While uncovering the plot of the momstartes I had to do something with all the buff baby marines. So I sacrificed them to the dice gods via my magic dice whip I personally birthed from my own body through years of labour.
Here is a teenStartes being sacrificed to the Dice gods slowly. I got 4 guaranteed 6s from this one. Im currently storing up my 6's to auto win the next tournament. They can't test me for loaded dice because most of them are atheist!
Im gonna hurt you one of these days 
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H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY  bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
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2015/10/30 20:35:11
Subject: What have you sacrificed to the Dice gods recently?
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Heroic Senior Officer
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 Tactical_Spam wrote: Swastakowey wrote:Here is the result of my sacrifices so far. See the momstartes has ceremonial shoulder pads for the 2 minute old astartes first drink.
Already, at this vital stage in development the baby startes is 192 times stronger than the average human. Right now he is ensuring his calf muscles can handle the jandle.
The momstartes has a lot of hair as a result of the momarineication.
See for yourself.
While uncovering the plot of the momstartes I had to do something with all the buff baby marines. So I sacrificed them to the dice gods via my magic dice whip I personally birthed from my own body through years of labour.
Here is a teenStartes being sacrificed to the Dice gods slowly. I got 4 guaranteed 6s from this one. Im currently storing up my 6's to auto win the next tournament. They can't test me for loaded dice because most of them are atheist!
Im gonna hurt you one of these days
The plot of the Momstartes continues to grow thicker. Remaining ignorant and hateful to what the government is doing on your tax dollars is not something to hurt me over.
The truth hurts. See the light. For ultimate belief simply buy a momstartes off me for 600,000 USD and we will treat it like a mail order bride (no shame here, I used them too...). Not only will you see the potential of these secret momstartes the future of this earth will be clear. Their spawn will take our jobs and eventually over throw the human race if not contained.
It needs to be fixed immediately after I make profit from my babystartes manned factories. Time is running out!
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2015/10/30 20:35:22
Subject: What have you sacrificed to the Dice gods recently?
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Monstrous Master Moulder
Rust belt
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We held a virgin sacrifice last weekend, not sure if it worked
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2015/10/30 20:45:53
Subject: Re:What have you sacrificed to the Dice gods recently?
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Shas'ui with Bonding Knife
I wanna go back to New Jersey
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2015/10/30 20:47:39
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Lethal Lhamean
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The dice gods are a myth. The church of bacon is the one true church!!
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2015/10/30 20:49:52
Subject: What have you sacrificed to the Dice gods recently?
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Dark Angels Librarian with Book of Secrets
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Hail, brother. Render unto the salty savory lord.
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2015/10/30 21:30:05
Subject: What have you sacrificed to the Dice gods recently?
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Pragmatic Primus Commanding Cult Forces
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Bacon will give you cancer! Do not let its delicious taste sway you from the path of the righteous!
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2015/10/30 21:34:22
Subject: What have you sacrificed to the Dice gods recently?
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Twisting Tzeentch Horror
Canada
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It's a well guarded secret that the universe wasn't created by the big bang, but that the big bang was created when God rolled the first 6.
Knowledge is power, hide it well.
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3000 Points Tzeentch |
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2015/10/30 21:55:08
Subject: What have you sacrificed to the Dice gods recently?
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Guardsman with Flashlight
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Sacrifice 42 virgins to slaanesh for a pass on all feel no pains
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Please help with 1500 and under list ideas for csm and imperial guard. |
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2015/10/31 00:32:58
Subject: What have you sacrificed to the Dice gods recently?
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Lethal Lhamean
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Actually the Big Bang resulted when the first strip of holy bacon hit the celestial frying pan... The subsequent kaboom was the Big Bang. Also - bacon is well proven to bring one closer to happiness and nirvana.
Don't let disbelievers sway you from its holy flavor!
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