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Made in us
Loyal Necron Lychguard





Working on it

 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 VladimirUhl wrote:
 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Kharne the Befriender wrote:
 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Kharne the Befriender wrote:
Back on track to my original subject.

If I drop Promethium and Phosphex bombs on a sector of the forest, those tree's will die.

If those trees can withstand that I will fly my sharks straight into the Eye of Terror and slap Abaddon


AFTER I WRITE THE TRAVELLERS GUIDE DARN IT


Speaking of travelers guides I have to write up my blurb for Grulahk infiltrating WK's camp on a dingy and dueling one of his Knights.


He is not on the planet yet, Kharne. Do not make me jump through the computer screen and beat you with a radish because I will and you will not survive


Do it you won't


There are too many witnesses anyway. I need him alone for a few hours. It is not easy to kill a man with a vegetable


Is that a threat or a promise?

<Dynasty> ~10500pts
War Coven of the Coruscating Gaze ~3000pts
Thrice-Damned Plague Corps ~3250pts
Admech (TBN) ~3500pts +30k Bots and Ulator

 
   
Made in us
One Canoptek Scarab in a Swarm





 Kharne the Befriender wrote:


*Get's beaten to death with several Radishes*


Your acceptance of getting beaten to death with Radishes defies the First Order. Traitor! *Whips out Baton*

 Tactical_Spam wrote:
Considering how Paradoxical that statement is, Vlad is very much alive as he is dead.

 
   
Made in us
Loyal Necron Lychguard





Working on it

 VladimirUhl wrote:
 Kharne the Befriender wrote:


*Get's beaten to death with several Radishes*


Your acceptance of getting beaten to death with Radishes defies the First Order. Traitor! *Whips out Baton*


*Shoots with blaster*

<Dynasty> ~10500pts
War Coven of the Coruscating Gaze ~3000pts
Thrice-Damned Plague Corps ~3250pts
Admech (TBN) ~3500pts +30k Bots and Ulator

 
   
Made in us
One Canoptek Scarab in a Swarm





 Kharne the Befriender wrote:
 VladimirUhl wrote:
 Kharne the Befriender wrote:


*Get's beaten to death with several Radishes*


Your acceptance of getting beaten to death with Radishes defies the First Order. Traitor! *Whips out Baton*


*Shoots with blaster*


*Sick Spins too Sick To be shot. Nines Deus Ex Machina Engaged*

 Tactical_Spam wrote:
Considering how Paradoxical that statement is, Vlad is very much alive as he is dead.

 
   
Made in us
Loyal Necron Lychguard





Working on it

 VladimirUhl wrote:
 Kharne the Befriender wrote:
 VladimirUhl wrote:
 Kharne the Befriender wrote:


*Get's beaten to death with several Radishes*


Your acceptance of getting beaten to death with Radishes defies the First Order. Traitor! *Whips out Baton*


*Shoots with blaster*


*Sick Spins too Sick To be shot. Nines Deus Ex Machina Engaged*


*Taranis shows up and, well... it's not pretty....*

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/02/26 04:23:34


<Dynasty> ~10500pts
War Coven of the Coruscating Gaze ~3000pts
Thrice-Damned Plague Corps ~3250pts
Admech (TBN) ~3500pts +30k Bots and Ulator

 
   
Made in us
One Canoptek Scarab in a Swarm





 Kharne the Befriender wrote:
 VladimirUhl wrote:
 Kharne the Befriender wrote:
 VladimirUhl wrote:
 Kharne the Befriender wrote:


*Get's beaten to death with several Radishes*


Your acceptance of getting beaten to death with Radishes defies the First Order. Traitor! *Whips out Baton*


*Shoots with blaster*


*Sick Spins too Sick To be shot. Nines Deus Ex Machina Engaged*


*Taranis shows up and, well... it's not pretty....*


*Well Played*

 Tactical_Spam wrote:
Considering how Paradoxical that statement is, Vlad is very much alive as he is dead.

 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

GM to page 166.... there appears to be two idiots fighting with radishes

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Loyal Necron Lychguard





Working on it

By the way TS, I'm sigging the radish quote, I fell out of my chair

<Dynasty> ~10500pts
War Coven of the Coruscating Gaze ~3000pts
Thrice-Damned Plague Corps ~3250pts
Admech (TBN) ~3500pts +30k Bots and Ulator

 
   
Made in us
One Canoptek Scarab in a Swarm





 War Kitten wrote:
GM to page 166.... there appears to be two idiots fighting with radishes


Heeeyyyyeyyyyy.... I take compliments to that. Apologize.

 Tactical_Spam wrote:
Considering how Paradoxical that statement is, Vlad is very much alive as he is dead.

 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

Calm it down you two, or I'll replace that radish of yours with a carrot

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
One Canoptek Scarab in a Swarm





 War Kitten wrote:
Calm it down you two, or I'll replace that radish of yours with a carrot

Emperor preserve us and our holy radishes.

 Tactical_Spam wrote:
Considering how Paradoxical that statement is, Vlad is very much alive as he is dead.

 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

Guys, I'm all for joking about, but I think we should at least keep this topic to at least being about CoF/CoF2 jokes.
I cannot imagine it's fun if you have an actual fic in this forum seeing it being knocked down the page repeatedly by a topic that's basically not even on subject.


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Loyal Necron Lychguard





Working on it

 Buttery Commissar wrote:
Guys, I'm all for joking about, but I think we should at least keep this topic to at least being about CoF/CoF2 jokes.
I cannot imagine it's fun if you have an actual fic in this forum seeing it being knocked down the page repeatedly by a topic that's basically not even on subject.


Agreed!

<Dynasty> ~10500pts
War Coven of the Coruscating Gaze ~3000pts
Thrice-Damned Plague Corps ~3250pts
Admech (TBN) ~3500pts +30k Bots and Ulator

 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

Well it all began when TS threatened to beat Kharne with a radish.... and it went downhill from there.

Alright then. Back to it. I'm starting on my Eldar part two intro, I just want to see what happens to Korvel before I get too far into it.

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Loyal Necron Lychguard





Working on it

Yeah, does anyone want to see the 2nd part of my Shark intro?

<Dynasty> ~10500pts
War Coven of the Coruscating Gaze ~3000pts
Thrice-Damned Plague Corps ~3250pts
Admech (TBN) ~3500pts +30k Bots and Ulator

 
   
Made in ca
Heroic Senior Officer





Krieg! What a hole...

I want to see part two of the end of the Crusade, see how my Scions wiggle outta that one.

Member of 40k Montreal There is only war in Montreal
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Savageconvoy wrote:
Snookie gives birth to Heavy Gun drone squad. Someone says they are overpowered. World ends.

 
   
Made in ie
Pestilent Plague Marine with Blight Grenade





Cork, Ireland

 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Kharne the Befriender wrote:
So one the other side of things, do you guys want to see part 2 of my Carcharodon intro? i.e. the Exitar rant


It better not involve the Crion system
I wrote about my scouts being on Luna Maximus ........

Sgt. Vanden I bet Irish can do that by flashing his bear chest.
Sgt. Vanden Irish is the definition of a Dutch oven
 
   
Made in us
Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle






The Dog-house

 Irishpeacockz wrote:
 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Kharne the Befriender wrote:
So one the other side of things, do you guys want to see part 2 of my Carcharodon intro? i.e. the Exitar rant


It better not involve the Crion system
I wrote about my scouts being on Luna Maximus ........


Can we wait till I get my Traveller's guide done?

H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
 
   
Made in us
Loyal Necron Lychguard





Working on it

 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Irishpeacockz wrote:
 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Kharne the Befriender wrote:
So one the other side of things, do you guys want to see part 2 of my Carcharodon intro? i.e. the Exitar rant


It better not involve the Crion system
I wrote about my scouts being on Luna Maximus ........


Can we wait till I get my Traveller's guide done?


Work faster! *Cracks whip*

<Dynasty> ~10500pts
War Coven of the Coruscating Gaze ~3000pts
Thrice-Damned Plague Corps ~3250pts
Admech (TBN) ~3500pts +30k Bots and Ulator

 
   
Made in ie
Pestilent Plague Marine with Blight Grenade





Cork, Ireland

 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Irishpeacockz wrote:
 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Kharne the Befriender wrote:
So one the other side of things, do you guys want to see part 2 of my Carcharodon intro? i.e. the Exitar rant


It better not involve the Crion system
I wrote about my scouts being on Luna Maximus ........


Can we wait till I get my Traveller's guide done?
Sure but does that mean i need to redo my introduction when it is released or will i just leave it ?

Sgt. Vanden I bet Irish can do that by flashing his bear chest.
Sgt. Vanden Irish is the definition of a Dutch oven
 
   
Made in us
Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle






The Dog-house

 Irishpeacockz wrote:
 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Irishpeacockz wrote:
 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Kharne the Befriender wrote:
So one the other side of things, do you guys want to see part 2 of my Carcharodon intro? i.e. the Exitar rant


It better not involve the Crion system
I wrote about my scouts being on Luna Maximus ........


Can we wait till I get my Traveller's guide done?
Sure but does that mean i need to redo my introduction when it is released or will i just leave it ?


PM me the intro

H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

I'm probably not going to bother to re-write my Eldar Part One Intro. There's probably some fething valley on this planet, so I'm going to keep mine as is

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/02/26 16:13:06


TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in ie
Pestilent Plague Marine with Blight Grenade





Cork, Ireland

 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Irishpeacockz wrote:
 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Irishpeacockz wrote:
 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Kharne the Befriender wrote:
So one the other side of things, do you guys want to see part 2 of my Carcharodon intro? i.e. the Exitar rant


It better not involve the Crion system
I wrote about my scouts being on Luna Maximus ........


Can we wait till I get my Traveller's guide done?
Sure but does that mean i need to redo my introduction when it is released or will i just leave it ?


PM me the intro
i posted it a few pages back, you must of missed it. PM sent anyway.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/02/26 19:21:54


Sgt. Vanden I bet Irish can do that by flashing his bear chest.
Sgt. Vanden Irish is the definition of a Dutch oven
 
   
Made in us
Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle






The Dog-house

Ok, just putting it out there, but who said when you do your intros, make sure to include why/if they were going to Crion?

H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

I think I did that already in my Eldar and Knight intro. For my Eldar it's cuz there are Necrons there, and I'll expand on that a bit in part two. For my Knights it's cuz the Space Wolves called in a debt

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle






The Dog-house

 War Kitten wrote:
I think I did that already in my Eldar and Knight intro. For my Eldar it's cuz there are Necrons there, and I'll expand on that a bit in part two. For my Knights it's cuz the Space Wolves called in a debt


But the question was, "Why?"

Its just an intro for your characters, not an explanation for why they are on Crion. I didn't mention anything about Crion in my intro.

H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

Then I don't think I quite get what you're asking. You're asking for why they might be involved in this whole thing? I already said why in both cases.

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in ie
Pestilent Plague Marine with Blight Grenade





Cork, Ireland

In my introduction i just said that the inquisition requested a strike force to be sent to luna Maximus and so the hounds sent said force

Sgt. Vanden I bet Irish can do that by flashing his bear chest.
Sgt. Vanden Irish is the definition of a Dutch oven
 
   
Made in us
Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle






The Dog-house

 War Kitten wrote:
Then I don't think I quite get what you're asking. You're asking for why they might be involved in this whole thing? I already said why in both cases.


My question was, "Why are you mentioning Crion when I just said to introduce your characters"

H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
 
   
Made in ie
Pestilent Plague Marine with Blight Grenade





Cork, Ireland

Dont recall you saying that TS, if i did I obviously wouldn't have mentioned the system.

Sgt. Vanden I bet Irish can do that by flashing his bear chest.
Sgt. Vanden Irish is the definition of a Dutch oven
 
   
 
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