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Nope. Don't spoiler your walls of text in that thread.
H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
jhe90 wrote: Ayone mind if I go trying to meet the wotan. Tough mountain people may respect same values as wolves.
They may... I will note, I am in charge of them as well as the native flora/fauna
H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.
Do we have specific people we should pm for rolls later on? I know we had started by saying TS for Imperium and Chazz for xenos/chaos, but is that what we are going with?
TheEyeOfNight-I want a little ripper of my own now, I will call it Little Buddy, and I will feed it the spleens of my enemies.
Work has resumed on the lengthy Knight intro. Any Imperial commanders who I haven't already posted up the paragraph for in this thread, let me know if you still want your guys to make an appearance. I'm working on your paragraph as we speak 2BJ1.
I think I still have to do:
Chazz (if he wishes to make an appearance)
Vanden
Might have Irish's Captain make another appearance, but I'm undecided on that.
TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
Just pretend that Blackjack's intro happens after mine. I'm too sick today to get the Admech part done, but the first half has been ready longer than I'd care to admit.
WK I think you were waiting on me, there's little changed appearance wise. It's just titles differ (and demeanor).
Buttery Commissar wrote: Just pretend that Blackjack's intro happens after mine. I'm too sick today to get the Admech part done, but the first half has been ready longer than I'd care to admit.
WK I think you were waiting on me, there's little changed appearance wise. It's just titles differ (and demeanor).
I've been writing so many paragraphs my mind has started to go a little bit. I completely forgot who I still needed to write for. And I need to track down 2BJ1's description of his Kroot again.
TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
EvergreenArcher wrote: Do we have specific people we should pm for rolls later on? I know we had started by saying TS for Imperium and Chazz for xenos/chaos, but is that what we are going with?
I would suggest hitting me up when you want to roll for something...
H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
The latest episode of my fethin' intro. Got a bit stuck on 2BJ's, so I wrote Vanden's
Spoiler:
Suddenly she felt a presence behind her, and she whirled around with her hand going around the hilt of her saber. As she completed her turn she noticed that she was staring at a golden Aquila on the chest plate of a suit of power armor. Glancing upwards she was treated to the site of a skull-faced helm staring back at her. Just staring at the helmet filled Moira with a sense of dread. As if she was staring Death itself in the face. She paused to take a deep breath. She had nothing to fear from this man. After a moment she said “Chaplain Benturas I presume?” The Marine paused, as if he was taken aback that this woman knew who he was even with his face covered by his helmet. Then he began to laugh, the sound resembled two boulders grinding together, Moira thought idly as the Marine moved to remove his helmet. As he did so Moira took the opportunity to examine him. His hair was jet black, almost as if someone had taken the night sky and used it to dye his hair, but it was shot through with grey strands, indicating that he was older than he appeared. He had a scar across his left eye, as if a blade had narrowly missed taking his eye out. He outwardly projected a gruff appearance, but Moira had the feeling that there was more to him than that. After clipping his helmet to his belt the Chaplain finally responded “Aye, and I presume you are High Queen Moira?” She nodded. After a moment he continued “I will be the representative of my Chapter in this Crusade, so if you wish to talk to my brothers all you need to do is contact me.” She nodded again and then responded “If you wish to talk to me or my kin you may go through my sister Amanda, she is my chosen representative, and my champion in this Crusade.” Moira glanced over her shoulder at Falkon, to see what he thought about this new arrival. Over the years since he had agreed to sign on with House Valorn as an armsmen she had grown to trust his opinion implicitly, and he had become one of her closest confidants in all things. Of course, some had whispered that he must be her consort, for why else would she spend so much time with someone who was not a Noble? That couldn’t be further from the truth; however, for Moira knew that Sera had feelings for Falkon, and she suspected that he returned them. Her poor sister was like an open book sometimes, and the fact that Falkon seemed unaware of Sera’s feelings was baffling to her. She snapped back to reality just in time to see Falkon give her the nod of approval. He obviously trusted this Marine, and if he trusted him, then Moira would to. She continued to talk to the Chaplain for another couple of minutes before he walked off to join his brothers in the stands. He was a gruff man, she could tell that now, and getting him to talk to her was like trying to squeeze water out of a rock, but she had a feeling that was just his way. There was plenty of time to secure an alliance with his Chapter later. Right now she had bigger fish to fry.
TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
Sgt_Smudge wrote: Would we need to roll for setting up our respective camps, or is it assumed we get them default?
It is by default. Do not write this up until WK posts his intro
H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
No pressure or anything. Just have to write several more paragraphs. Oy vey
TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
A note appearance wise, WK - I always say that House Fairfax wear and are decorated in house colours. It's come to my attention that I didn't ever explain what they were.
Let's just continue that tradition as it tickles me and I'm indecisive.
Ed is over 6', dark hair and eyes, tired but friendly looking and dressed neatly. Appears to be in his 30s.
Selka is about 3/4 his height, standard Commissariat gear but now wears a house colour sash to denote the dual allegiance. Grey/ice coloured eyes and mixed black and grey hair. Permanent scowl when on duty. Very hard to pin down an age due to scarring and demeanor but mid 30s to early 50s. In reality in his late 30s.
The aide that follows them is a psyker in deep green robes, who won't speak unless spoken to, and responds in a quiet female voice. Her name is Angela. She's mostly there because Selka is great at remembering, but terrible at writing things down for others to follow.
WK, if you have any questions about my Kroot just ask. I'm happy to help if need be.
Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim.
2BlackJack1 wrote: WK, if you have any questions about my Kroot just ask. I'm happy to help if need be.
Just a reminder on their general appearance/wargear/personality would be fine.
TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
Sgt_Smudge wrote: Would we need to roll for setting up our respective camps, or is it assumed we get them default?
It is by default. Do not write this up until WK posts his intro
We can't deploy until WK writes the duel? Or is that a different (later) intro?
Not until he writes the duel as all the imperials are currently watching the duel... Plot consistencies help.
H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
I guess that makes sense, though the part that everyone goes down to the planet and then goes up again and then comes down again to deploy is hilarious.
It'd be easy enough for some to say the troops are setting up in absence of the leaders, to be fair. My guys are building igloos, they don't need supervision.
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No pressure then. All the Imperials are waiting for me to have enough time to write up the fething duel.
TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
As I just said WK, we could simply say that Mom and Dad are out and the kids are making camp. So long as nobody gets further ahead than that or starts exploring. Gives something to write on without being silly?
Buttery Commissar wrote: As I just said WK, we could simply say that Mom and Dad are out and the kids are making camp. So long as nobody gets further ahead than that or starts exploring. Gives something to write on without being silly?
This works.
H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
Well, Ta'lok would only bring Lo'kai and Kai'lo to any meetings, so that should save some work for you. Most of the others either don't like meetings, have their own issues (Grulkin being Grulkin means that he would wander off to find something to fight, and Seri is a sadist and won't get along well with most others. I haven't expanded on it much yet, but my plan was to have her ancestry involve a bit too much DE hunting, and their personalities carried over onto Seri), and one of them is a fething dog, so ya know, there's that.
Ta'lok: Polite, honorable, honest. Tall, though I can't give an exact height (mostly because I don't know myself, but also because Kroot don't stand up straight, they kinda crouch in their stance) Grulkin is taller though, and he's eight feet tall.
Kai'lo: Shorter, and winged. Won't do much but stand guard and carry a spear around.
Lo'kai: Taller than Kai'lo by a few inches, also winged. Will only speak when addressed first, and will be formal to them, and try to hold onto the conversation until Ta'lok can take over.
Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim.
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
Buttery Commissar wrote: As I just said WK, we could simply say that Mom and Dad are out and the kids are making camp. So long as nobody gets further ahead than that or starts exploring. Gives something to write on without being silly?
We wouldnt want to make camp in different continents though, it would be nice to have all the imperials in one place...Makes it harder to get picked off...
TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
I think most people picked out destinations already. But it could just as easily be part of your intro, Vanden, that you wait until the meeting for that reason. It's sensible.
Technically, everyone can set up camp, but the leaders won't be there. I think it'd be strange if the rest if the army didn't have something to do while the leaders watched two knights beat the snot out of each other. (With a betting pool on the side, courtesy of Ta'lok. Get the bets while they're fresh folks!)
You should be fine, Evergreen. I don't think your Swarmlord got an invitation.
Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim.