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 Kharne the Befriender wrote:

 War Kitten wrote:
Someday I hope to make my characters likeable. Someday.

Have them not stab people in the throat

Aha, but nearly everyone likes Eldrad, and he nearly put a spear through Abaddon's throat.

Tactical_Spam wrote:

 Kharne the Befriender wrote:

 War Kitten wrote:
Someday I hope to make my characters likeable. Someday.

Have them not stab people in the throat

Yours could do without eating people.

Yeah but I don't care about likeable, I care about killing enemies of the Emperor... and Eldar

 Tactical_Spam wrote:

 Kharne the Befriender wrote:

 War Kitten wrote:
Someday I hope to make my characters likeable. Someday.

Have them not stab people in the throat

Yours could do without eating people.

Xenos aren't people tho.

 TheEyeOfNight wrote:

But honestly, what do I know? My characters are heretical rebels overthrowing a city.

Yeah, about that... gonna need you too stop, please.

 TheEyeOfNight wrote:

But honestly, what do I know? My characters are heretical rebels overthrowing a city.

Yeah, about that... gonna need you too stop, please.

Hey, guys. I'm looking to join in on the fun, if you're amenable to another ork in the house

Welcome to the Crusade. You'd be our second Ork player (besides some Feral Orks, but they dont' count in this case). Just get ahold of one of our oh-so mighty GM's to get started.

More orks? Welcome aboard! Currently, I'm the only one running orks, and the place is overwhelmed with ferals. It will be nice to see more greenskins around here, lootin' and fightin'.

Now, we have a few things to go over, as the welcome initiation.

1) On the first page you'll see a map, pick a suitable place to deploy. Do note that the roster has where others are deployed, and some places cannot be deployed on.
2) Please send a PM to Chazz or Tactical Spam about yout force, what they want out of the crusade, who the leader is, etc. Nothing too in depth, just a little outline. Tactical Spam is in charge of wildlife and the moons, while the planet is Chazz's domain.
3)Sign here, agreeing that any casualties coming from trees are not our fault, and that you will not be able to hold a trial against us for said casualties.

Sincerely, Kroot Shaper Ta'lok. (Proofread and approved by Gorgrim BadToof) Hope you enjoy your time in the crusade.

 2BlackJack1 wrote:
More orks? Welcome aboard! Currently, I'm the only one running orks, and the place is overwhelmed with ferals. It will be nice to see more greenskins around here, lootin' and fightin'.

Now, we have a few things to go over, as the welcome initiation.

1) On the first page you'll see a map, pick a suitable place to deploy. Do not that the roster has where others are deployed, and some places cannot be deployed on.
2) Please send a PM to Chazz or Tactical Spam about yout force, what they want out of the crusade, who the leader is, etc. Nothing too in depth, just a little outline. Tactical Spam is in charge of wildlife and the moons, while the planet is Chazz's domain.
3)Sign here, agreeing that any casualties coming from trees are not our fault, and that you will not be able to hold a trial against us for said casualties.

Sincerely, Kroot Shaper Ta'lok. (Proofread and approved by Gorgrim BadToof) Hope you enjoy your time in the crusade.

Thank the lord, Blackjack is here with his notes. You are saving me a lot of time when you help the new people, friend.

I'll be writing another chunk up just outlining some data about Sunstrike Cadre some time today, I think. But first, WHW calls!

I am waiting to see what will come out of the banquet, I am also not sure where I want to go with my guys now, they fought Chaos, they know a bit about, but that's not a lot to go with to find cultists.

AHA! SO SOMEONE REALISED I CALLED MY TANK THAT! HA!

Cheers Robin for bringing a smile to my face.

 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
AHA! SO SOMEONE REALISED I CALLED MY TANK THAT! HA!

Cheers Robin for bringing a smile to my face.

You have the best named tank here. You need to put it to use

I'm happy to help, TS. Plus I haven't been in the best of health lately, so I didn't want to do much writing because I'd be worried that it'd be nonsensical, or end up very short, like my ork addition I made a couple days ago. So, if I can help with giving people the right direction when they climb aboard this heresy train, then I might as well do that.

Also, now I picture Ta'lok sitting behind a desk with stacks of papers piling around, and he's got old reading glasses on the end of his beak as he sorts through it all.

Thanks for the warm welcome, guys!

Blackjack, could you give me a handful of names for the Kroot that are accompanying the admech?

Sure. I had an idea that in Ta'lok's absence, the Kroot by your AM would be lead by a council of three, who in turn report to Ta'lok.

Those Shapers would be: Re'gol, Ang'ne, and Nettel. The former two being males and the latter being a female. Do anything you like for their personalities.

I suppose you're looking for foot soldiers as well:
Voskar
Gorok (props to anyone who gets the reference)
Berik
Kira

 2BlackJack1 wrote:
Also, now I picture Ta'lok sitting behind a desk with stacks of papers piling around, and he's got old reading glasses on the end of his beak as he sorts through it all.

Has Ta'lok gotten around to reading my request for the complete extermination of all trees on Crion?(They deserve it) They seem to have become a nuisance for many people(me). I also apologize about the handwriting. My lawyer isn't that good with things made of paper.

I'm out of ideas, what should the Necrons do?

EDIT: Sorry I haven't given my welcome to the 2 new players. Welcome to the Crusade! I'm Kharne, the leader of the nicest and probably most Grimdark of the factions here.

Nice writing by the way guys.

Welcome newcomers, hope ye have fun writing !

I am Bobthehero, I play the special forces here

Yes, welcome to the Crusade of Fury where trees eat you and necrons are kicked into walls.

 EvergreenArcher wrote:
Yes, welcome to the Crusade of Fury where trees eat you and necrons are kicked into walls.

I didn't realize Gruhlak getting soccer kicked into a cliff was that memorable

 War Kitten wrote:

 EvergreenArcher wrote:
Yes, welcome to the Crusade of Fury where trees eat you and necrons are kicked into walls.

I didn't realize Gruhlak getting soccer kicked into a cliff was that memorable

It is the thing I think of when I hear the words CoF 2

Suppose for the newcomers sake i'll just let ye know im writing for my custom space marine chapter the Emperor's Hounds, however im not writing at the moment as im awaiting my leader to return from the banquet.

I am me. Hello newbs, I am one of you. I believe you shall have a memorable time getting the absolute feth trolled out of you by TS.

BEWARE THE TREES

Hello, im the one writing the space wolves

Cheers blackjack.
I'll save that in my notepad.

 Kharne the Befriender wrote:
I'm out of ideas, what should the Necrons do?

EDIT: Sorry I haven't given my welcome to the 2 new players. Welcome to the Crusade! I'm Kharne, the leader of the nicest and probably most Grimdark of the factions here.

Nice writing by the way guys.

Only because my EC are on vacation.

I am genuinely scared to read whatever intro you come up with for them BC.

You may be surprised. I'm not here to fluff-bend, but they are very early 30K era, so have reasonable honor / self image still.
In a 3 way fight, they'd usually wait until the other two sides had finished before joining the dance.
And in a choice between imperial or xeno, they'll ignore one in preference of the other in the majority of cases.

But they're EC so I don't trust you.