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Made in us
Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle






The Dog-house

Your Necrons shenanigans only make a muddy puddle upon my concrete plans, Kharne. I would also like to note that all void ships are NPC and nobody should be bringing anything bigger than or of equivelent size of a Warhound Titan

H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
 
   
Made in us
Loyal Necron Lychguard





Working on it

 Tactical_Spam wrote:
Your Necrons shenanigans only make a muddy puddle upon my concrete plans, Kharne. I would also like to note that all void ships are NPC and nobody should be bringing anything bigger than or of equivelent size of a Warhound Titan


Don't worry, I have nothing bigger than a vault, but won't be using it because it's on Voor'Han.

But expect more Superfriends

<Dynasty> ~10500pts
War Coven of the Coruscating Gaze ~3000pts
Thrice-Damned Plague Corps ~3250pts
Admech (TBN) ~3500pts +30k Bots and Ulator

 
   
Made in us
Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle






The Dog-house

 Kharne the Befriender wrote:
 Tactical_Spam wrote:
Your Necrons shenanigans only make a muddy puddle upon my concrete plans, Kharne. I would also like to note that all void ships are NPC and nobody should be bringing anything bigger than or of equivelent size of a Warhound Titan


Don't worry, I have nothing bigger than a vault, but won't be using it because it's on Voor'Han.

But expect more Superfriends


You should ally with my daemons, Kharne. Fun things will happen.

H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
 
   
Made in us
Loyal Necron Lychguard





Working on it

 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Kharne the Befriender wrote:
 Tactical_Spam wrote:
Your Necrons shenanigans only make a muddy puddle upon my concrete plans, Kharne. I would also like to note that all void ships are NPC and nobody should be bringing anything bigger than or of equivelent size of a Warhound Titan


Don't worry, I have nothing bigger than a vault, but won't be using it because it's on Voor'Han.

But expect more Superfriends


You should ally with my daemons, Kharne. Fun things will happen.


I'm down. You could contact them via Prophet

<Dynasty> ~10500pts
War Coven of the Coruscating Gaze ~3000pts
Thrice-Damned Plague Corps ~3250pts
Admech (TBN) ~3500pts +30k Bots and Ulator

 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

I'm almost caught up with current proceedings.
Assume I'm now operating in present day, though I have a few words from Liza and Garth about the duel and the banquet.


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Stabbin' Skarboy






 Sgt_Smudge wrote:
Just a request, could the map be updated some time soon? Seeing as we've had an influx of new dudes/dudettes?


Yes soonish very soonish. I've been working on finishing the feast and its near done as soon as I finish it I will be going to work on the map. Please everyone who is not currently on the map please PM your icon and location on the map. and anyone else who wants to move location or has moved (I know WK did) please also PM me
   
Made in gb
Stubborn Eternal Guard







Well, not a great start for my harlies... Got a major defeat. Will start writing soon


 
   
Made in us
Loyal Necron Lychguard





Working on it

 The_Grey_Knight wrote:
Well, not a great start for my harlies... Got a major defeat. Will start writing soon


That seems to be a rite of passage around here. People usually flub one of their first rolls. You're now an official member

<Dynasty> ~10500pts
War Coven of the Coruscating Gaze ~3000pts
Thrice-Damned Plague Corps ~3250pts
Admech (TBN) ~3500pts +30k Bots and Ulator

 
   
Made in us
Regular Dakkanaut





Could we also get a who's who key of the players/icons? It'd help a lot in figuring out where everyone is.

Oh! And welcome to the game Grey Knight! Sorry about the bad start off :(

The Eye of Night- Psst! Oi, git! Wanna buy sum waagh?
Sgt. Vanden- Oh sweet lord I just googled it...
Bobthehero-*laughs in hotshot volley rifle*  
   
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Stubborn Eternal Guard







 Kharne the Befriender wrote:
 The_Grey_Knight wrote:
Well, not a great start for my harlies... Got a major defeat. Will start writing soon


That seems to be a rite of passage around here. People usually flub one of their first rolls. You're now an official member


YAAAAYYYY


 
   
Made in ca
Heroic Senior Officer





Krieg! What a hole...

I dunno, I got off to a good start on my first roll, still waiting for what will come at the banquet.

Member of 40k Montreal There is only war in Montreal
Primarchs are a mistake
DKoK Blog:http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/419263.page Have a look, I guarantee you will not see greyer armies, EVER! Now with at least 4 shades of grey

Savageconvoy wrote:
Snookie gives birth to Heavy Gun drone squad. Someone says they are overpowered. World ends.

 
   
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Loyal Necron Lychguard





Working on it

 Bobthehero wrote:
I dunno, I got off to a good start on my first roll, still waiting for what will come at the banquet.


Yeah but you were in CoF 1, did you flubb your first few rolls there?

<Dynasty> ~10500pts
War Coven of the Coruscating Gaze ~3000pts
Thrice-Damned Plague Corps ~3250pts
Admech (TBN) ~3500pts +30k Bots and Ulator

 
   
Made in ca
Heroic Senior Officer





Krieg! What a hole...

One of them, I was doing well until the Hybrids came in and ruined it, even agaisnt WK short lived Dark Eldars.

Member of 40k Montreal There is only war in Montreal
Primarchs are a mistake
DKoK Blog:http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/419263.page Have a look, I guarantee you will not see greyer armies, EVER! Now with at least 4 shades of grey

Savageconvoy wrote:
Snookie gives birth to Heavy Gun drone squad. Someone says they are overpowered. World ends.

 
   
Made in be
Thunderhawk Pilot Dropping From Orbit





In the Warp, getting trolled by Tactical_Spam, AKA TZEENTCH INCARNATE

Apologies for not having posted much recently, but my mind has pretty much been blanking writing-wise for a few days now, only sporadically giving me enough inspiration to write something

As for the newcomers, welcome to the Crusade! Orbital weaponry and WMD's can be deposited in the box to your right, where Tactical_Spam will make sure that such resources are not used... inappropriately (this includes using a Battle-Barge as a blunt instrument against Ork constructs). Also, don't look him in the eyes. It makes him twitchy.

Hope you enjoy your stay!



Tactical_Spam: Ezra is fighting reality right now.

War Kitten: Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...

War Kitten: Ezra can steal reality

Kharne the Befriender:Took him seven years but he got it wrangled down

 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

 Ezra Tyrius wrote:
Apologies for not having posted much recently, but my mind has pretty much been blanking writing-wise for a few days now, only sporadically giving me enough inspiration to write something

As for the newcomers, welcome to the Crusade! Orbital weaponry and WMD's can be deposited in the box to your right, where Tactical_Spam will make sure that such resources are not used... inappropriately (this includes using a Battle-Barge as a blunt instrument against Ork constructs). Also, don't look him in the eyes. It makes him twitchy.

Hope you enjoy your stay!


Imperial warships have a ramming prow. I merely rammed somthing on a planet, guns blazing and thunderhawks blasting music out and firing munitions designed to kill warships at point blank range. Nothing crazy. .....
I said I'd save that acting captain..... I did it in style
Honest.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/03/31 20:35:06


Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in us
Stabbin' Skarboy






 Palleus wrote:
Could we also get a who's who key of the players/icons? It'd help a lot in figuring out where everyone is.

Oh! And welcome to the game Grey Knight! Sorry about the bad start off :(


yeah thats my bad sorta got lazy and never got around to it
   
Made in us
Stabbin' Skarboy






And Boom the feast is finished. Still needs to get proof read but I couldn't wait

the rolls
Spoiler:
Governor’s dinner

TS 64 (Angel) 58 victory=
Angel earns some trust from the nobles and vets of the Chardon crusade regardless of the chapter’s troubled history.

VDN 42 (DW CPT Ceasar)23 minor defeat=
Ceasar loses two brothers in the assault

SGT 31 (Spy Tau) 13 minor victory x
The Tau remain undetected and emerge from the ork raid unscathed

JHE 36 (Ulfric) 66 minor defeat =
Many of the nobles are angered at the Fenrisian’s behavior and Floki sustains minor wounds from a commando nob

2BJ 72 (Ta’lok) 77 major victory x
Ta’lok saves the life of Lord Governor Paynne when he throws a knife at a Grot assassin, all the while remaining undiscovered by the Imperials.

KHN 47 (Terminator shark Taranis) 20 minor defeat=
The Governor completely denies any Eldar presence and is insulted.

WK 52 (Queen and sward) 39 minor victory=
Queen Moira and Kingsward Amanda charm the nobles and they pledge some minor resources to the knight houses efforts.

BOB 85 (Castella) 59 minor defeat=
Being skilled enough in diplomacy Castella manages not to anger any of the nobles, however Castella does suffer a broken arm during the ork attack and her scion guards die.

IPK 39 (Faolon hound) 29 victory=
Faolan while on edge at the Inquisitor’s presence the Captain proves invaluable in the defense of the Governor’s palace, he successfully leads the counter attack on the orks.

CHZ 34 (Randall) 67 Minor defeat
Most of those at the party seemed mistrustful of the Inquisitor. several storm trooper honor guard are killed during the ork assault.

BC 86 (Fairfax) 43 defeat=
While the party goes relatively well for the rogue trader (Bar a punchbowl incident) Several Histian body guards die

BC 66 (Liza) 82 minor victory=
Liza does well at the party she caught the eye of several of Crion’s nobility, though that matters little to her. When the orks attack Liza saves Fairfax’s life.


I rolled it each player individually I realized after I wrote out 75% of the story I probably should have just done one roll for everyone but next time.
   
Made in us
Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle






The Dog-house

Not to sound like an ass, but how does anyone know about the Fallen Order that isn't Chaos? They went rogue while in the Warp. The entirety of it would have split up immediately following the "death" of Archarus because no leader was determined.

Edit: Also, How are Black Jack and I the only ones who had a true "Victory?"

This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2016/03/31 21:27:00


H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

Floki wounded. Oh, great he,s not flying for a bit.

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in us
Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

I won something? Well well well, oh how the tables have turned for my Kroot.

And yes, I am now patiently waiting for a major defeat for my small bragging.

Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
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Loyal Necron Lychguard





Working on it

I'm fine with the minor defeat, I think Taranis will take the Eldar captives head and drop it on Payne's desk

Also, I think it would be funny if a couple Orks flee into the woods and Taranis just chases them.

Great writing!

<Dynasty> ~10500pts
War Coven of the Coruscating Gaze ~3000pts
Thrice-Damned Plague Corps ~3250pts
Admech (TBN) ~3500pts +30k Bots and Ulator

 
   
Made in us
Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

If the governor wants someone to clean up the bodies, he can squint really hard, and pretend that the Kroot are just janitors. They'll even take the bodies elsewhere to 'ensure their proper disposal'.

Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
Made in ie
Pestilent Plague Marine with Blight Grenade





Cork, Ireland

Thats awesome Chazz, i think my first few rolls were ok, minor victories mainly, also welcome to the crusade Grey Knight, love seeing new writers joining.

Sgt. Vanden I bet Irish can do that by flashing his bear chest.
Sgt. Vanden Irish is the definition of a Dutch oven
 
   
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Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

Oh crikey, that was worth waiting on. Well done, Chazz.
Poor Ed and Garth, not a great date night for either.


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

 Kharne the Befriender wrote:
I'm fine with the minor defeat, I think Taranis will take the Eldar captives head and drop it on Payne's desk

Also, I think it would be funny if a couple Orks flee into the woods and Taranis just chases them.

Great writing!


You took ONE captive Kharne. Remember that.

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
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Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle






The Dog-house

I am surprised no one noticed the fact that Angel just signed up the AoT for Vanguard duty... RIP Arbiters of Truth.

H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
 
   
Made in gb
Ultramarine Librarian with Freaky Familiar





Nice work chazz, well worth the wait! I was wondering how the negotiations would go down, rather explosively, one might say? Either way, I'm satisfied with my Tau's outcome. At lest they now know what planet they're on.

 Tactical_Spam wrote:
Not to sound like an ass, but how does anyone know about the Fallen Order that isn't Chaos? They went rogue while in the Warp. The entirety of it would have split up immediately following the "death" of Archarus because no leader was determined.

Edit: Also, How are Black Jack and I the only ones who had a true "Victory?"

There were elements of the Fallen Order fighting with Archarus on Grimdi. No doubt the previous Crusade's participants would have known. Of course, there is no telling how many of them there are, but they are known to the Imperium.

And I'm happy with my victory, that's all I actually wanted!

Buttery, would you like me to make a roll to see if I can spot your Admech?


They/them

 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

If you can sneak to space elavator, you can try and dodge wolves at some point. Suits don,t hide smell, or do they?

Maybe meet a thunderwolf? Of course you may be food lol

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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in us
Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle






The Dog-house

 Sgt_Smudge wrote:
 Tactical_Spam wrote:
Not to sound like an ass, but how does anyone know about the Fallen Order that isn't Chaos? They went rogue while in the Warp. The entirety of it would have split up immediately following the "death" of Archarus because no leader was determined.

Edit: Also, How are Black Jack and I the only ones who had a true "Victory?"

There were elements of the Fallen Order fighting with Archarus on Grimdi. No doubt the previous Crusade's participants would have known. Of course, there is no telling how many of them there are, but they are known to the Imperium.


Considering the New Order was known for its subversion, I doubt they would parade under the guise of "the Fallen Order" and retain their paint schemes less they attract the vengeance of the remaining Loyalist New Order Marines and get obliterated by the Warpath Battle Barges.

H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
 
   
Made in us
Loyal Necron Lychguard





Working on it

War Kitten wrote:
 Kharne the Befriender wrote:
I'm fine with the minor defeat, I think Taranis will take the Eldar captives head and drop it on Payne's desk

Also, I think it would be funny if a couple Orks flee into the woods and Taranis just chases them.

Great writing!


You took ONE captive Kharne. Remember that.


Yeah, Necrons will be on pause for a while, whilst I do write their plot for the next weeks.

Will start writing for my Carcharodons after the next few rolls

<Dynasty> ~10500pts
War Coven of the Coruscating Gaze ~3000pts
Thrice-Damned Plague Corps ~3250pts
Admech (TBN) ~3500pts +30k Bots and Ulator

 
   
 
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