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Made in ie
Pestilent Plague Marine with Blight Grenade





Cork, Ireland

 Tactical_Spam wrote:
Does anyone know who the Loyalists are going after first? I missed that during the meeting.
I presume we just go after whoever is in close proximity to us, for me it is the orks and as such i will be combatting the ork threat

Sgt. Vanden I bet Irish can do that by flashing his bear chest.
Sgt. Vanden Irish is the definition of a Dutch oven
 
   
Made in us
Scuttling Genestealer




Crion - Chasing after small rodents

 TheEyeOfNight wrote:
Evergreen, you're really doing a good job of making me cheer for bugs. Stop it. I want a little ripper of my own now, I will call it Little Buddy, and I will feed it the spleens of my enemies.


For only 7 dollars a week, 99 cents a day, you can help solve ripper abuse today. You will even receive a picture your own little ripper out there somewhere. Together, we can all stop ripper abuse. [Cue sad music] "In the arms of an angel..."

TheEyeOfNight-I want a little ripper of my own now, I will call it Little Buddy, and I will feed it the spleens of my enemies. 
   
Made in de
Shrieking Traitor Sentinel Pilot







 EvergreenArcher wrote:
 TheEyeOfNight wrote:
Evergreen, you're really doing a good job of making me cheer for bugs. Stop it. I want a little ripper of my own now, I will call it Little Buddy, and I will feed it the spleens of my enemies.


For only 7 dollars a week, 99 cents a day, you can help solve ripper abuse today. You will even receive a picture your own little ripper out there somewhere. Together, we can all stop ripper abuse. [Cue sad music] "In the arms of an angel..."


Why can I only exalt this once? That's unfair.

War Kitten- Nothing evens the odds like a reaper chainsword to the naughty bits
Sgt. Vanden- And now I'm a whale with panties. Can't see how this day can get any better.

Fiction: God-Fang (Beastmen) / The Flayed Legion (CSM)


 
   
Made in us
Loyal Necron Lychguard





Working on it

I'm fine with it Vanden.

Damn, so ow will this fight be orchestrated. I don't want Exitar to be humiliated in front of the other men, but you won.

<Dynasty> ~10500pts
War Coven of the Coruscating Gaze ~3000pts
Thrice-Damned Plague Corps ~3250pts
Admech (TBN) ~3500pts +30k Bots and Ulator

 
   
Made in us
Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle






The Dog-house

 Kharne the Befriender wrote:
I'm fine with it Vanden.

Damn, so ow will this fight be orchestrated. I don't want Exitar to be humiliated in front of the other men, but you won.


It seems that your old man is a little too old.

H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
 
   
Made in us
Loyal Necron Lychguard





Working on it

 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Kharne the Befriender wrote:
I'm fine with it Vanden.

Damn, so ow will this fight be orchestrated. I don't want Exitar to be humiliated in front of the other men, but you won.


It seems that your old man is a little too old.


Yeah, perhaps there is a slip up and he looses his footing

<Dynasty> ~10500pts
War Coven of the Coruscating Gaze ~3000pts
Thrice-Damned Plague Corps ~3250pts
Admech (TBN) ~3500pts +30k Bots and Ulator

 
   
Made in us
Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle






The Dog-house

 Kharne the Befriender wrote:
 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Kharne the Befriender wrote:
I'm fine with it Vanden.

Damn, so ow will this fight be orchestrated. I don't want Exitar to be humiliated in front of the other men, but you won.


It seems that your old man is a little too old.


Yeah, perhaps there is a slip up and he looses his footing


He needed to kill the ground I guess.

H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
 
   
Made in us
Loyal Necron Lychguard





Working on it

 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Kharne the Befriender wrote:
 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Kharne the Befriender wrote:
I'm fine with it Vanden.

Damn, so ow will this fight be orchestrated. I don't want Exitar to be humiliated in front of the other men, but you won.


It seems that your old man is a little too old.


Yeah, perhaps there is a slip up and he looses his footing


He needed to kill the ground I guess.


He was fighting when the ground yelled "Chaos" or maybe a rock fell, who knows. Point is is that he killed that heretical dirt with the might of the Emperor's fury

Btw, Taranis can't bake worth a damn, his souffle deflated.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/04/02 04:35:14


<Dynasty> ~10500pts
War Coven of the Coruscating Gaze ~3000pts
Thrice-Damned Plague Corps ~3250pts
Admech (TBN) ~3500pts +30k Bots and Ulator

 
   
Made in be
Thunderhawk Pilot Dropping From Orbit





In the Warp, getting trolled by Tactical_Spam, AKA TZEENTCH INCARNATE

Tactical_Spam wrote:Ezra, are your BL dudes part of the Remnants?


Nope, those Black Legion guys are a seperate group. They've been tasked to hunt down the Remnants' Commander, who used to be part of the Black Legion until he realized that following Abaddon was only a ticket to a life of meaningless war.

Abaddon's still rather pissed about his defection, as the Commander openly questioned Abby's leadership and trolled him immensely by escaping (and brutalizing) the small Black Legion fleet sent after him.

So now the Warmaster has sent Kusun and his gang of Khorne-loving marines after the Remnants, which is a move that can only turn out well for him; either Kusun eliminates the Commander and Abby has one less enemy within to worry about, or Kusun kicks the bucket, by which he only loses a few worthless semi-exiled subordinates.

Of course, there's no way this plan could possibly go wrong, especially not when you're hunting a warband known for stealing everything and anything they get their Warp-tainted hands on.

TheEyeOfNight wrote:Ezra, we should do lunch sometime. I've enough dead orks and rebels to pave a landing area for your ships, and your guys are creepy enough to hang. Call me.


Mithras would certainly enjoy a dinner date with the Flayed Lord and his consorts, Kusun on the other hand would probably much rather hack into those dead orks and rebels for a few hours to prevent himself from lopping Mithras' head off.

Pick you up at eight?



Tactical_Spam: Ezra is fighting reality right now.

War Kitten: Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...

War Kitten: Ezra can steal reality

Kharne the Befriender:Took him seven years but he got it wrangled down

 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

 Kharne the Befriender wrote:
 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Kharne the Befriender wrote:
 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Kharne the Befriender wrote:
I'm fine with it Vanden.

Damn, so ow will this fight be orchestrated. I don't want Exitar to be humiliated in front of the other men, but you won.


It seems that your old man is a little too old.


Yeah, perhaps there is a slip up and he looses his footing


He needed to kill the ground I guess.


He was fighting when the ground yelled "Chaos" or maybe a rock fell, who knows. Point is is that he killed that heretical dirt with the might of the Emperor's fury

Btw, Taranis can't bake worth a damn, his souffle deflated.


Tell me what you want friend, and it shall be done.

His fall will be honourable(And Iodius will probably fall soon after)

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Loyal Necron Lychguard





Working on it

Ezra Tyrius wrote:

TheEyeOfNight wrote:Ezra, we should do lunch sometime. I've enough dead orks and rebels to pave a landing area for your ships, and your guys are creepy enough to hang. Call me.


Mithras would certainly enjoy a dinner date with the Flayed Lord and his consorts, Kusun on the other hand would probably much rather hack into those dead orks and rebels for a few hours to prevent himself from lopping Mithras' head off.

Pick you up at eight?


My Necrons can drive you guys


Vanden, I can't think straight right now so I'll let you handle the fight

<Dynasty> ~10500pts
War Coven of the Coruscating Gaze ~3000pts
Thrice-Damned Plague Corps ~3250pts
Admech (TBN) ~3500pts +30k Bots and Ulator

 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

Orighty then, just PM me a general description of Exitar and im all set.

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Loyal Necron Lychguard





Working on it

 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
Orighty then, just PM me a general description of Exitar and im all set.


K, just some info for everyone, don't get braces... ever... They suck

<Dynasty> ~10500pts
War Coven of the Coruscating Gaze ~3000pts
Thrice-Damned Plague Corps ~3250pts
Admech (TBN) ~3500pts +30k Bots and Ulator

 
   
Made in gb
Stubborn Eternal Guard







Pick a name time!! I need a name for a new character but can't decide what, so you choose!!

Here are the names to choose from, unless you have a better one then leave it below:

Ehallech - male
Lhusael - female
Melechu - female
Edreach - male
Dheresh'mel - female
Ytheommel - male
Ythoelle - female
Abhoraan - female
Sheyl'emmen - genderless


 
   
Made in us
Loyal Necron Lychguard





Working on it

I like Edreach

<Dynasty> ~10500pts
War Coven of the Coruscating Gaze ~3000pts
Thrice-Damned Plague Corps ~3250pts
Admech (TBN) ~3500pts +30k Bots and Ulator

 
   
Made in us
Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle






The Dog-house

 Kharne the Befriender wrote:
 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
Orighty then, just PM me a general description of Exitar and im all set.


K, just some info for everyone, don't get braces... ever... They suck


Do you want to have crooked teeth?

H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Kharne the Befriender wrote:
 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
Orighty then, just PM me a general description of Exitar and im all set.


K, just some info for everyone, don't get braces... ever... They suck


Do you want to have crooked teeth?


Maybe he's taking this Carcharadon thing too seriously...He wants to be a non-gene-enhanced version of them...

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in ie
Pestilent Plague Marine with Blight Grenade





Cork, Ireland

I second this.

Sgt. Vanden I bet Irish can do that by flashing his bear chest.
Sgt. Vanden Irish is the definition of a Dutch oven
 
   
Made in us
Loyal Necron Lychguard





Working on it

I mean, I'm not going to make my teeth serrated, but I wouldn't mind eating something raw

<Dynasty> ~10500pts
War Coven of the Coruscating Gaze ~3000pts
Thrice-Damned Plague Corps ~3250pts
Admech (TBN) ~3500pts +30k Bots and Ulator

 
   
Made in gb
Swift Swooping Hawk





 The_Grey_Knight wrote:
Pick a name time!! I need a name for a new character but can't decide what, so you choose!!

Here are the names to choose from, unless you have a better one then leave it below:

Ehallech - male
Lhusael - female
Melechu - female
Edreach - male
Dheresh'mel - female
Ytheommel - male
Ythoelle - female
Abhoraan - female
Sheyl'emmen - genderless
What is the character? As in, what role?
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

 Kharne the Befriender wrote:
I mean, I'm not going to make my teeth serrated, but I wouldn't mind eating something raw


Not sure il got fpor fangs lol

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in us
Loyal Necron Lychguard





Working on it

 jhe90 wrote:
 Kharne the Befriender wrote:
I mean, I'm not going to make my teeth serrated, but I wouldn't mind eating something raw


Not sure il got fpor fangs lol


Me either but beef tar tar isn't that bad

<Dynasty> ~10500pts
War Coven of the Coruscating Gaze ~3000pts
Thrice-Damned Plague Corps ~3250pts
Admech (TBN) ~3500pts +30k Bots and Ulator

 
   
Made in us
Regular Dakkanaut





I third Ehallech

The Eye of Night- Psst! Oi, git! Wanna buy sum waagh?
Sgt. Vanden- Oh sweet lord I just googled it...
Bobthehero-*laughs in hotshot volley rifle*  
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

I say Melechu

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

 War Kitten wrote:
I say Melechu


AYE! SCARY GOD TRIGGER AWAY!!!

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Loyal Necron Lychguard





Working on it

 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
 War Kitten wrote:
I say Melechu


AYE! SCARY GOD TRIGGER AWAY!!!


Triggered?

<Dynasty> ~10500pts
War Coven of the Coruscating Gaze ~3000pts
Thrice-Damned Plague Corps ~3250pts
Admech (TBN) ~3500pts +30k Bots and Ulator

 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

 Kharne the Befriender wrote:
 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
 War Kitten wrote:
I say Melechu


AYE! SCARY GOD TRIGGER AWAY!!!


Triggered?


Yes.

OH FETH MY LIFE WORD CLOSED WHILE I WAS WRITING THE STORY...

I'm using Docs next time...

This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2016/04/03 00:56:04


TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle






The Dog-house

 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
 Kharne the Befriender wrote:
 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
 War Kitten wrote:
I say Melechu


AYE! SCARY GOD TRIGGER AWAY!!!


Triggered?


Yes.

OH FETH MY LIFE WORD CLOSED WHILE I WAS WRITING THE STORY...

I'm using Docs next time...


Don't be a newb, always use an auto saving document writer.

H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
 
   
Made in us
Loyal Necron Lychguard





Working on it

When I first started I would type it all out on the Dakka reply screen.

then I discovered google docs 10/10 would recommend

<Dynasty> ~10500pts
War Coven of the Coruscating Gaze ~3000pts
Thrice-Damned Plague Corps ~3250pts
Admech (TBN) ~3500pts +30k Bots and Ulator

 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

Also do not spend 2 hours on photoshop without saving midway, could have been bad.

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
 
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