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Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

Super shard Japanese blades would not be so effective vs European knight in full armour. A broadsword was heavy, thick and solid to id not penetrate but still break bones, impact damage and such.

Plus later armour was easily bow proof, rarely pistol proof or early fire arms and hard to penetrate without a weapon designed to do job.

Alot of armour of Japan used lower levels of steel, wood, leather, etc which vs a broadsword impact would do not much. Japan had less experience or need of weapons to take down a steel clad knight.

Also the hand and a half sword also popular as easy to use one ir two handed has some weight to it and two handed would still hit hard.

Sword to sword, Europe wins as its just thicker, heavier and stronger Than a lighter Japanese blade.

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
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Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

I fail to see how having a lighter weapon is a downside. A samurai would easily outmaneuver a armour-clad knight with almost 50 kilo's of extra weight on him,

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

Yeah but that armour renders Tha attacker having a hard task inflicting a serious wound.

Impact force, if you canny pen the armour, the hevy impact shocks the wearer/does damage. A light weapon just hits armour and does nor do same secondary damage.

Also contary to some myth, knights where stong and fit as hell, training from a young age on good diets. Not weak guys and in well designed armour the impact on movement was not as bad as it could be. Not so lumbering tanks.

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

I would still assume the samurai would be light enough to dodge. And no matter how well trained a knight is, he still would not be able to move freely. The samurai would also then stab the weak unarmoured points in the back of knees etc. So the knight would bleed out as the samurai danced infront of him.

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in be
Thunderhawk Pilot Dropping From Orbit





In the Warp, getting trolled by Tactical_Spam, AKA TZEENTCH INCARNATE

Ahem.

Perhaps we could keep discussions about medieval warfare limited to a minimum in this thread?



Tactical_Spam: Ezra is fighting reality right now.

War Kitten: Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...

War Kitten: Ezra can steal reality

Kharne the Befriender:Took him seven years but he got it wrangled down

 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

 Ezra Tyrius wrote:
Ahem.

Perhaps we could keep discussions about medieval warfare limited to a minimum in this thread?


Oky Ezra-san...

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle






The Dog-house

Now, if we pin an unpowered Katana vs an Astartes in full power armour, Astartes wins. Even if you hit the Astartes in the joint, I am sure his bones are going to stop the sword.

H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
 
   
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Working on it

Vanden... that it... probably the funniest thing I have ever seen...

That fething thunderh- Thundershark

Anywho, on another note, I've managed to justify Necron's allying with Eldar (Not in CoF2 but in WZ : P)

EDIT: If we need more Guard I can bring in the Redeemer's

This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2016/04/05 14:44:39


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War Coven of the Coruscating Gaze ~3000pts
Thrice-Damned Plague Corps ~3250pts
Admech (TBN) ~3500pts +30k Bots and Ulator

 
   
Made in us
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The Dog-house

 Kharne the Befriender wrote:
Anywho, on another note, I've managed to justify Necron's allying with Eldar (Not in CoF2 but in WZ : P)



H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
 
   
Made in gb
Swift Swooping Hawk





How, exactly? There's, like, one thing in the entirety of existence that the Eldar hate more than the Necrons, and that's Slaanesh.
   
Made in ca
Heroic Senior Officer





Krieg! What a hole...

 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
I fail to see how having a lighter weapon is a downside.


Easier to push away, less strenght behind the blow, I've seen people complain about weapons being too light, and the katana is almost the smae weight as a longsword, but far shorter, the blade is thicker on the back, stiffer, too.


 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
A samurai would easily outmaneuver a armour-clad knight with almost 50 kilo's of extra weight on him,


Try about 30 kilos, actually, the tournament armors were the ones weighting about 50 kilos and were never intended for a serious fight. The weight is also distributed a lot better than you'd thing (for the record I carry about the weight of a full plate in my rucksack, its annoying as balls but I can move around freely, it'd be a lot better if the weight was spread all over my body). Furhtermore, the samurai armor still has weight and encumberance, I've read its apparently move constrictive than plate armor, but I wouldn't know. And even if the samurai could dance, around, the shorter lenght of his weapon means he's at a disadvantage.


 Robin5t wrote:
 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
Okay, so thats that. Have we finished todays edition of 'Mines better than your's'?

Edit: By yours I mean history v history.

Samurai vs Knight should be a fight.
The trouble with that match-up is that, while both can be assumed to be of quite similar quality in terms of skill and attitude in battle, the Knight is significantly larger and stronger and also has significantly higher-quality equipment available to him at most points in history - European steel is much higher-quality than Japanese steel, as the latter didn't have access to a lot of iron and what they had was quite poor in comparison (this was what the famed 'steel folding' technique was actually for - not a secret trick to make a super-sharp blade, but a means of making the most of bad iron by diffusing the carbon content throughout the metal).


Word for word what I would've said if we had continued the argument

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Snookie gives birth to Heavy Gun drone squad. Someone says they are overpowered. World ends.

 
   
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 Ezra Tyrius wrote:
Ahem.

Perhaps we could keep discussions about medieval warfare limited to a minimum in this thread?

^^^


They/them

 
   
Made in ca
Heroic Senior Officer





Krieg! What a hole...

Can't leave misinformation go around like that.

Member of 40k Montreal There is only war in Montreal
Primarchs are a mistake
DKoK Blog:http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/419263.page Have a look, I guarantee you will not see greyer armies, EVER! Now with at least 4 shades of grey

Savageconvoy wrote:
Snookie gives birth to Heavy Gun drone squad. Someone says they are overpowered. World ends.

 
   
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Loyal Necron Lychguard





Working on it

Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Kharne the Befriender wrote:
Anywho, on another note, I've managed to justify Necron's allying with Eldar (Not in CoF2 but in WZ : P)






Robin5t wrote:How, exactly? There's, like, one thing in the entirety of existence that the Eldar hate more than the Necrons, and that's Slaanesh.


Well, seeing that my Necrons dislike both Slaanesh and other Necrons, and a planet is about to be destroyed... it's a long story and a long series of events but it ends with the Necrons and the Eldar in Non-Aggresive Pact. It's hard to explain without giving full details

<Dynasty> ~10500pts
War Coven of the Coruscating Gaze ~3000pts
Thrice-Damned Plague Corps ~3250pts
Admech (TBN) ~3500pts +30k Bots and Ulator

 
   
Made in us
Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle






The Dog-house

 Kharne the Befriender wrote:
Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Kharne the Befriender wrote:
Anywho, on another note, I've managed to justify Necron's allying with Eldar (Not in CoF2 but in WZ : P)






Robin5t wrote:How, exactly? There's, like, one thing in the entirety of existence that the Eldar hate more than the Necrons, and that's Slaanesh.


Well, seeing that my Necrons dislike both Slaanesh and other Necrons, and a planet is about to be destroyed... it's a long story and a long series of events but it ends with the Necrons and the Eldar in Non-Aggresive Pact. It's hard to explain without giving full details


Next, you are going to ally WHFB Dwarves with Vampire Counts.

H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
 
   
Made in us
Loyal Necron Lychguard





Working on it

 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Kharne the Befriender wrote:
Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Kharne the Befriender wrote:
Anywho, on another note, I've managed to justify Necron's allying with Eldar (Not in CoF2 but in WZ : P)






Robin5t wrote:How, exactly? There's, like, one thing in the entirety of existence that the Eldar hate more than the Necrons, and that's Slaanesh.


Well, seeing that my Necrons dislike both Slaanesh and other Necrons, and a planet is about to be destroyed... it's a long story and a long series of events but it ends with the Necrons and the Eldar in Non-Aggresive Pact. It's hard to explain without giving full details


Next, you are going to ally WHFB Dwarves with Vampire Counts.


For my next trick I will create Khornate Tau breachers.... (I jest of course)

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/04/05 20:38:55


<Dynasty> ~10500pts
War Coven of the Coruscating Gaze ~3000pts
Thrice-Damned Plague Corps ~3250pts
Admech (TBN) ~3500pts +30k Bots and Ulator

 
   
Made in gb
Ultramarine Librarian with Freaky Familiar





 Kharne the Befriender wrote:
 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Kharne the Befriender wrote:
Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Kharne the Befriender wrote:
Anywho, on another note, I've managed to justify Necron's allying with Eldar (Not in CoF2 but in WZ : P)






Robin5t wrote:How, exactly? There's, like, one thing in the entirety of existence that the Eldar hate more than the Necrons, and that's Slaanesh.


Well, seeing that my Necrons dislike both Slaanesh and other Necrons, and a planet is about to be destroyed... it's a long story and a long series of events but it ends with the Necrons and the Eldar in Non-Aggresive Pact. It's hard to explain without giving full details


Next, you are going to ally WHFB Dwarves with Vampire Counts.


For my next trick I will create Khornate Tau breachers.... (I jest of course)

Considering my Tau's increased preference of close range combat...


They/them

 
   
Made in us
Loyal Necron Lychguard





Working on it

Speaking of which you'll be getting a message from some Tau pretty soon

<Dynasty> ~10500pts
War Coven of the Coruscating Gaze ~3000pts
Thrice-Damned Plague Corps ~3250pts
Admech (TBN) ~3500pts +30k Bots and Ulator

 
   
Made in ca
Heroic Senior Officer





Krieg! What a hole...

Gonna write up on my defeat for my black ops later tonight.

Member of 40k Montreal There is only war in Montreal
Primarchs are a mistake
DKoK Blog:http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/419263.page Have a look, I guarantee you will not see greyer armies, EVER! Now with at least 4 shades of grey

Savageconvoy wrote:
Snookie gives birth to Heavy Gun drone squad. Someone says they are overpowered. World ends.

 
   
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Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

I've been picking away at part 1 of my Kroot taking out Edgar. It's mostly me debating on how to go about it, so there's been a lot of me shooting myself in the foot.

Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
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Love the posts about the decent into the spidy caves, Smudge. I have a feeling I'm going to be running into some Tau soon...

The Eye of Night- Psst! Oi, git! Wanna buy sum waagh?
Sgt. Vanden- Oh sweet lord I just googled it...
Bobthehero-*laughs in hotshot volley rifle*  
   
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What's left of Cadia

I've been plinking away at a blurb for my Knights. Just need to figure out what they're doing.

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in de
Shrieking Traitor Sentinel Pilot







Little blurb is up for the cultists, still deciding on my next actual roll, but that'll hold for now.

Last few posts were really good. Ascension, uncertainty, risk and reward... It's like we're telling a story or something

War Kitten- Nothing evens the odds like a reaper chainsword to the naughty bits
Sgt. Vanden- And now I'm a whale with panties. Can't see how this day can get any better.

Fiction: God-Fang (Beastmen) / The Flayed Legion (CSM)


 
   
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Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle






The Dog-house

Blurb up. Thickening the plot.

H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
 
   
Made in de
Shrieking Traitor Sentinel Pilot







Can we take a moment to appreciate the hysterical onomatopoeia that is the word "blurb"?

Love it, love everything about it.

War Kitten- Nothing evens the odds like a reaper chainsword to the naughty bits
Sgt. Vanden- And now I'm a whale with panties. Can't see how this day can get any better.

Fiction: God-Fang (Beastmen) / The Flayed Legion (CSM)


 
   
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Working on it

Nice writing EoN and TS.


<Dynasty> ~10500pts
War Coven of the Coruscating Gaze ~3000pts
Thrice-Damned Plague Corps ~3250pts
Admech (TBN) ~3500pts +30k Bots and Ulator

 
   
Made in us
Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle






The Dog-house

 Kharne the Befriender wrote:
Nice writing EoN and TS.



No, Kharne, good writing on your part.

H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

So I finally finished the piece (again) but I forgot my hard drive at my mates. I'll be goin back there in a few hours, so it'll be up then.

Sorry for the delay.

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
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Stubborn Eternal Guard







Does anyone know if the spine would stay together if it was taken out of the body? I'm thinking it would because of ligaments and all that, but I'm not sure.


 
   
Made in de
Shrieking Traitor Sentinel Pilot







Sure, but you have to sever the spinal cord in order to remove it without tearing it out, which would likely break the tendons and all. So completely doable, but more likely if cut out rather than torn out.

Source: don't ask questions

War Kitten- Nothing evens the odds like a reaper chainsword to the naughty bits
Sgt. Vanden- And now I'm a whale with panties. Can't see how this day can get any better.

Fiction: God-Fang (Beastmen) / The Flayed Legion (CSM)


 
   
 
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