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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
Drakka77 wrote:Hit and Run tactics against it might work since Necrons are tortuously slow. Maybe set up an bombardment might work too.
Read the Necron part of the ending of the last Crusade, you'll understand.
Also, you people are really underestimating the size of this thing. Like, really, I could draw a picture.
EDIT: Luckily for everyone else, it's going to take a VERY VERY long time to make.
look I know how hard it would be, never said easy but as WK Says I have lots of Lascannons, missiles, Autocannons, ANd I move very fast.
"We have all and none. Death better come to the other bastard first." - SSG Alton, 19th Valerian Light Infantry Regiment
"With iron and fire the beast shall be lain low at the hands of the Hunters whose home is under the Bloodmoon." - Bloodmoon Hunters Chapter
"Bring on the Angels of Blood and Darkness as thy descend from the heavens to smite our enemies. Let the Wolves of war rend and tear our foes to pieces. And we of the Bloodmoon Hunters shall bring the iron and fire as our vehicles crush all that oppose us under our treads." - Tech-Captain of the Bloodmoon Hunters
My 40k Armies:
Bloodmoon Hunters (Iron Hands Successors)
Lunar Venatorii Regiments (Astra Miltarium)
Mjior Prime Expediton (Skitarii/Admech)
Ordo Machinum (Inquisition)
Never underestimate just how much ordinance a Guard army can throw at you when we want to blow something up. Heck, if it comes down to it I'll have men drop onto it with melta bombs and lascutters.
TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
Let you in on a secret His brother is Admech so he has access to elite weapon tech.
"We have all and none. Death better come to the other bastard first." - SSG Alton, 19th Valerian Light Infantry Regiment
"With iron and fire the beast shall be lain low at the hands of the Hunters whose home is under the Bloodmoon." - Bloodmoon Hunters Chapter
"Bring on the Angels of Blood and Darkness as thy descend from the heavens to smite our enemies. Let the Wolves of war rend and tear our foes to pieces. And we of the Bloodmoon Hunters shall bring the iron and fire as our vehicles crush all that oppose us under our treads." - Tech-Captain of the Bloodmoon Hunters
My 40k Armies:
Bloodmoon Hunters (Iron Hands Successors)
Lunar Venatorii Regiments (Astra Miltarium)
Mjior Prime Expediton (Skitarii/Admech)
Ordo Machinum (Inquisition)
War Kitten wrote: Never underestimate just how much ordinance a Guard army can throw at you when we want to blow something up. Heck, if it comes down to it I'll have men drop onto it with melta bombs and lascutters.
Ramscythes
<Dynasty> ~10500pts
War Coven of the Coruscating Gaze ~3000pts
Thrice-Damned Plague Corps ~3250pts
Admech (TBN) ~3500pts +30k Bots and Ulator
I will literally drop a battleship onto the fething thing if I have to. Remember beheading the gargant in CoF 1?
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
War Kitten wrote: I will literally drop a battleship onto the fething thing if I have to. Remember beheading the gargant in CoF 1?
Now you're getting the scale of it
We might have to bring Bob in on this lads. He's good at killing stuff
TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
Kharne the Befriender wrote: Well, I will admit, it doesn't have very big guns. It's designed for a different purpose
I'm assuming it's either to blow up the planet, or bring in LOTS of Crons.
TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
Don't. I swear Kharne...
So, because this Cronylith of destiny is still a very long time from operationality(Words yo), and the fact that nobody actually knows Kharne is here, I would suggest we do something about the biggest threat that isn't currently getting written about.
Namely EoN. Sorry mate, but your cultists are usually the heralds of something bigger(and in this case, you have confirmed it is), so I'm bringing my Gorgons to the Chaos Moon to beat your ass with my stik until you cry for Slaanesh.
Edit: And progress on the fortification piece has been halted until TS can get back me with some questions.
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
Sgt. Vanden wrote: I would suggest we do something about the biggest threat that isn't currently getting written about.
Namely EoN.
Come on over, the molten slag of a city's great this time of year
War Kitten- Nothing evens the odds like a reaper chainsword to the naughty bits
Sgt. Vanden- And now I'm a whale with panties. Can't see how this day can get any better.
Oh, and speaking of which: I'm looking for someone to host a civilian non-combatant plot point character. Can PM if interested, but essentially it's one of the Legion's targets on the world
Granted, I could just run it solo, but I'd like to interact with some of the writers here in less of a shooty-stabby capacity
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War Kitten- Nothing evens the odds like a reaper chainsword to the naughty bits
Sgt. Vanden- And now I'm a whale with panties. Can't see how this day can get any better.
Irishpeacockz wrote:After the Gargant my guys will assist kharne in his eldar hunt, although blackjack's orks wanna pay me a visit too especially with gorehound in the ranks i will have to choose my battles carefully
Thanks man, help me with the Eldar and I'll help you with Orks
Also Ezra, if negotiation goes well with Eon's guys, would you mind allying with Necrons? Seeing how they're both allied
If you're okay with Kusun and Mithras glaring at them constantly, and the Black Legion generally not touching them with a 10-foot pole, I suppose we could have a little alliance
And that reminds me, I still need to set some sort of goal for the Remnants to achieve... who is this character you are interested in again, EoN?
Tactical_Spam: Ezra is fighting reality right now.
War Kitten: Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
War Kitten: Ezra can steal reality
Kharne the Befriender:Took him seven years but he got it wrangled down
TheEyeOfNight wrote: Oh, and speaking of which: I'm looking for someone to host a civilian non-combatant plot point character. Can PM if interested, but essentially it's one of the Legion's targets on the world
Granted, I could just run it solo, but I'd like to interact with some of the writers here in less of a shooty-stabby capacity
If you gave me some details on that, I could try it? Buttery would be good at this too?
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
TheEyeOfNight wrote: Oh, and speaking of which: I'm looking for someone to host a civilian non-combatant plot point character. Can PM if interested, but essentially it's one of the Legion's targets on the world
Granted, I could just run it solo, but I'd like to interact with some of the writers here in less of a shooty-stabby capacity
Fook dis, I only do shooty-stabby requests.
Ask my girlfriendsEx-Girlfriends.
TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
TheEyeOfNight wrote: Oh, and speaking of which: I'm looking for someone to host a civilian non-combatant plot point character. Can PM if interested, but essentially it's one of the Legion's targets on the world
Granted, I could just run it solo, but I'd like to interact with some of the writers here in less of a shooty-stabby capacity
If you gave me some details on that, I could try it? Buttery would be good at this too?
It's a MacGuffin, really. The Legion is on Crion looking for something specific, which this character would serve as a link to, that's pretty much it
War Kitten- Nothing evens the odds like a reaper chainsword to the naughty bits
Sgt. Vanden- And now I'm a whale with panties. Can't see how this day can get any better.
Irishpeacockz wrote:After the Gargant my guys will assist kharne in his eldar hunt, although blackjack's orks wanna pay me a visit too especially with gorehound in the ranks i will have to choose my battles carefully
Thanks man, help me with the Eldar and I'll help you with Orks
Also Ezra, if negotiation goes well with Eon's guys, would you mind allying with Necrons? Seeing how they're both allied
If you're okay with Kusun and Mithras glaring at them constantly, and the Black Legion generally not touching them with a 10-foot pole, I suppose we could have a little alliance
And that reminds me, I still need to set some sort of goal for the Remnants to achieve... who is this character you are interested in again, EoN?
Sounds good
Also Eon, let me know if you need more help, I can send some Canoptek Goodies, which should do well in an Urban environment
<Dynasty> ~10500pts
War Coven of the Coruscating Gaze ~3000pts
Thrice-Damned Plague Corps ~3250pts
Admech (TBN) ~3500pts +30k Bots and Ulator
I won't turn it down, but I should probably do some research on what Necron stuff can do (we don't have a lot of Necron players in my local meta). Feel free to make rolls and chime in on the Hive whenever
War Kitten- Nothing evens the odds like a reaper chainsword to the naughty bits
Sgt. Vanden- And now I'm a whale with panties. Can't see how this day can get any better.
In fun news, I got to play a couple of games with Palleus this past week, so enjoy a few screencaps from Hannibal's Iron Horde clashing with the Flayed Legion
Spoiler:
Spoiler:
War Kitten- Nothing evens the odds like a reaper chainsword to the naughty bits
Sgt. Vanden- And now I'm a whale with panties. Can't see how this day can get any better.
I love the Flayed Lord calmly aiming the pistol at the ork biker.
Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim.
And then celebrated by rolling low on the Chaos Boon table and becoming a spawn. You win some, you lose some.
War Kitten- Nothing evens the odds like a reaper chainsword to the naughty bits
Sgt. Vanden- And now I'm a whale with panties. Can't see how this day can get any better.
What do you guys think of me giving patterns of each weapon I describe?
"We have all and none. Death better come to the other bastard first." - SSG Alton, 19th Valerian Light Infantry Regiment
"With iron and fire the beast shall be lain low at the hands of the Hunters whose home is under the Bloodmoon." - Bloodmoon Hunters Chapter
"Bring on the Angels of Blood and Darkness as thy descend from the heavens to smite our enemies. Let the Wolves of war rend and tear our foes to pieces. And we of the Bloodmoon Hunters shall bring the iron and fire as our vehicles crush all that oppose us under our treads." - Tech-Captain of the Bloodmoon Hunters
My 40k Armies:
Bloodmoon Hunters (Iron Hands Successors)
Lunar Venatorii Regiments (Astra Miltarium)
Mjior Prime Expediton (Skitarii/Admech)
Ordo Machinum (Inquisition)
One day I'll have all my models painted. Then I'll post pictures of a batrep. That day will be glorious.
TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
War Kitten wrote: One day I'll have all my models painted. Then I'll post pictures of a batrep. That day will be glorious.
And thrn you buy more! And it begins again
Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.