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Made in gb
Ultramarine Librarian with Freaky Familiar





 Gore Grandpa wrote:
Sorry Gun-Jutsu but I'm my own person?

We had a bit of an issue regarding whether Gun-Jutsu and Tactical_Spam are the same person. Personally, I don't really mind either way.


They/them

 
   
Made in be
Thunderhawk Pilot Dropping From Orbit





In the Warp, getting trolled by Tactical_Spam, AKA TZEENTCH INCARNATE

You might find that Gun-Jutsu and Tactical_Spam think alike... a lot.


THE MINDFETHING COMMENCES



Tactical_Spam: Ezra is fighting reality right now.

War Kitten: Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...

War Kitten: Ezra can steal reality

Kharne the Befriender:Took him seven years but he got it wrangled down

 
   
Made in us
Violent Space Marine Dedicated to Khorne





 Sgt_Smudge wrote:
 Gore Grandpa wrote:
Sorry Gun-Jutsu but I'm my own person?

We had a bit of an issue regarding whether Gun-Jutsu and Tactical_Spam are the same person. Personally, I don't really mind either way.


That would be silly for the same person to make 2 accounts. That's more of a detriment with no real value

I got my first roll thing back and I got a Major Victory. Imperials beware

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War Kitten You haven't seen anything yet. Stick around for a few weeks and you'll see some things that'll make you question all you know about life, love, and 40k. Such as a Gargant being beheaded by a flying Battle Barge 
   
Made in be
Thunderhawk Pilot Dropping From Orbit





In the Warp, getting trolled by Tactical_Spam, AKA TZEENTCH INCARNATE

 Gore Grandpa wrote:


That would be silly for the same person to make 2 accounts. That's more of a detriment with no real value


Which is exactly why someone like TS would do such a thing.

He is Tzeentch, after all.

#IWantToBelieve



Tactical_Spam: Ezra is fighting reality right now.

War Kitten: Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...

War Kitten: Ezra can steal reality

Kharne the Befriender:Took him seven years but he got it wrangled down

 
   
Made in us
Violent Space Marine Dedicated to Khorne





Lol, this TS guy seems to be good at plotting, but I don't think he would make 2 accounts...

How could you be on 2 accounts at once?

Do any of you guys listen to music while writing?

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War Kitten You haven't seen anything yet. Stick around for a few weeks and you'll see some things that'll make you question all you know about life, love, and 40k. Such as a Gargant being beheaded by a flying Battle Barge 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

 Gore Grandpa wrote:
Lol, this TS guy seems to be good at plotting, but I don't think he would make 2 accounts...

How could you be on 2 accounts at once?

Do any of you guys listen to music while writing?


You underestimate the depth of TS's desire to mind-feth EVERYONE.

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Violent Space Marine Dedicated to Khorne





I guess so, well I'm writing my intro now, I have no clue when it'll be done. Hopefully in an hour or so.

War Kitten You haven't seen anything yet. Stick around for a few weeks and you'll see some things that'll make you question all you know about life, love, and 40k. Such as a Gargant being beheaded by a flying Battle Barge 
   
Made in ie
Pestilent Plague Marine with Blight Grenade





Cork, Ireland

 War Kitten wrote:
So Irish I must ask, as a potential Chaos convert, what sort of dental plan might I get as a devotee of Nurgle? Also, can we not be zombies?
Absolutely ! For a one time offer if you join my cult we will offer you the chance to allow all of your teeth to rot and fall out, removing the hassle of daily maintenance and our zombie package is completely optional

Sgt. Vanden I bet Irish can do that by flashing his bear chest.
Sgt. Vanden Irish is the definition of a Dutch oven
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

 Irishpeacockz wrote:
 War Kitten wrote:
So Irish I must ask, as a potential Chaos convert, what sort of dental plan might I get as a devotee of Nurgle? Also, can we not be zombies?
Absolutely ! For a one time offer if you join my cult we will offer you the chance to allow all of your teeth to rot and fall out, removing the hassle of daily maintenance and our zombie package is completely optional


Intriguing. But do you offer better benefits than Khorne?

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in be
Thunderhawk Pilot Dropping From Orbit





In the Warp, getting trolled by Tactical_Spam, AKA TZEENTCH INCARNATE

 War Kitten wrote:
 Irishpeacockz wrote:
 War Kitten wrote:
So Irish I must ask, as a potential Chaos convert, what sort of dental plan might I get as a devotee of Nurgle? Also, can we not be zombies?
Absolutely ! For a one time offer if you join my cult we will offer you the chance to allow all of your teeth to rot and fall out, removing the hassle of daily maintenance and our zombie package is completely optional


Intriguing. But do you offer better benefits than Khorne?


Seeing as Kusun's method would consist of beating your teeth out with his bare hands, I think Nurgle has the better offer here.



Tactical_Spam: Ezra is fighting reality right now.

War Kitten: Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...

War Kitten: Ezra can steal reality

Kharne the Befriender:Took him seven years but he got it wrangled down

 
   
Made in us
Fresh-Faced New User




 Gore Grandpa wrote:
Lol, this TS guy seems to be good at plotting, but I don't think he would make 2 accounts...


You underestimate me.
   
Made in us
Violent Space Marine Dedicated to Khorne





Ganzer would make sure your teeth are bright and white, he prefers his skulls shiny

War Kitten You haven't seen anything yet. Stick around for a few weeks and you'll see some things that'll make you question all you know about life, love, and 40k. Such as a Gargant being beheaded by a flying Battle Barge 
   
Made in be
Thunderhawk Pilot Dropping From Orbit





In the Warp, getting trolled by Tactical_Spam, AKA TZEENTCH INCARNATE

Sactical_Tam wrote:
 Gore Grandpa wrote:
Lol, this TS guy seems to be good at plotting, but I don't think he would make 2 accounts...


You underestimate me.


IT BEGINS!



Tactical_Spam: Ezra is fighting reality right now.

War Kitten: Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...

War Kitten: Ezra can steal reality

Kharne the Befriender:Took him seven years but he got it wrangled down

 
   
Made in us
Fresh-Faced New User




Sactical_Tam wrote:
 Gore Grandpa wrote:
Lol, this TS guy seems to be good at plotting, but I don't think he would make 2 accounts...


You underestimate me.


As you do I
   
Made in us
Violent Space Marine Dedicated to Khorne





What the feth is happening?

War Kitten You haven't seen anything yet. Stick around for a few weeks and you'll see some things that'll make you question all you know about life, love, and 40k. Such as a Gargant being beheaded by a flying Battle Barge 
   
Made in us
Fresh-Faced New User




Kharne the Destroyer wrote:
Sactical_Tam wrote:
 Gore Grandpa wrote:
Lol, this TS guy seems to be good at plotting, but I don't think he would make 2 accounts...


You underestimate me.


As you do I


Go away, Kharne. Mind fething is my shtick.
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

TS is trying to mind-feth us. It happens fairly often here.

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle






The Dog-house

 War Kitten wrote:
TS is trying to mind-feth us. It happens fairly often here.


That was a cringy attempt though.

H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
 
   
Made in be
Thunderhawk Pilot Dropping From Orbit





In the Warp, getting trolled by Tactical_Spam, AKA TZEENTCH INCARNATE

I warned you, I warned you all! Now, his madness will consume us all!

*runs for the hills*



Tactical_Spam: Ezra is fighting reality right now.

War Kitten: Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...

War Kitten: Ezra can steal reality

Kharne the Befriender:Took him seven years but he got it wrangled down

 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

Ezra left? Oh good, that means I don't have to worry about my gak getting the Remnant treatment

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle






The Dog-house

 War Kitten wrote:
Ezra left? Oh good, that means I don't have to worry about my gak getting the Remnant treatment


EoN is still here.

H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 War Kitten wrote:
Ezra left? Oh good, that means I don't have to worry about my gak getting the Remnant treatment


EoN is still here.


Unlike Ezra, EoN doesn't steal my stuff whilst distracting me with "reality"

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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in be
Thunderhawk Pilot Dropping From Orbit





In the Warp, getting trolled by Tactical_Spam, AKA TZEENTCH INCARNATE

You fail to realize that I took your belongings as I was running away.

Once a Remnant, always a Remnant



Tactical_Spam: Ezra is fighting reality right now.

War Kitten: Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...

War Kitten: Ezra can steal reality

Kharne the Befriender:Took him seven years but he got it wrangled down

 
   
Made in gb
Ultramarine Librarian with Freaky Familiar





(On a more level headed note, I'd advise against creating shell accounts.)


They/them

 
   
Made in be
Thunderhawk Pilot Dropping From Orbit





In the Warp, getting trolled by Tactical_Spam, AKA TZEENTCH INCARNATE

 Sgt_Smudge wrote:
(On a more level headed note, I'd advise against creating shell accounts.)


Seconded. Mostly for the sake of my sanity.



Tactical_Spam: Ezra is fighting reality right now.

War Kitten: Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...

War Kitten: Ezra can steal reality

Kharne the Befriender:Took him seven years but he got it wrangled down

 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

 Ezra Tyrius wrote:
You fail to realize that I took your belongings as I was running away.

Once a Remnant, always a Remnant



CURSE YOU EZRA!

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Violent Space Marine Dedicated to Khorne





Yeah, I see what you mean about TS...

I'll keep one eye open

War Kitten You haven't seen anything yet. Stick around for a few weeks and you'll see some things that'll make you question all you know about life, love, and 40k. Such as a Gargant being beheaded by a flying Battle Barge 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

You'll need six eyes to see all that goes on in the room.
Two for TS and his various attempts at mind-fething, one for Ezra, cause he'll steal your gak otherwise, Two for Bob, because he'll be stealing your gak while shooting you in the back, one for Kharne, for he threatens all with the thought of democratic Necrons, One for Buttery, once he gets back, because he will want your booty. One for Irish, lest you wish to become a Zombie, and one more so you can see where the feth you're walking.

...

Thats more than 6...

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

Vanden can't count apparently.

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Violent Space Marine Dedicated to Khorne





Thanks for the advice, I'll grow another 3 pairs of eyes

I was going to ask how dark would be too dark for writing, but after reading some of the stuff you guys have already written I don't think it will be a problem

War Kitten You haven't seen anything yet. Stick around for a few weeks and you'll see some things that'll make you question all you know about life, love, and 40k. Such as a Gargant being beheaded by a flying Battle Barge 
   
 
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