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Sgt_Smudge wrote:Happy birthday, Van - there, now I've said that, will you not come and ram my house with a Croissant of DeathTM?

Someone say my name?

Happy belated birthday Vanden

 Ezra Tyrius wrote:

 Tactical_Spam wrote:
I really need to write my stuff up

Yes. You really do.

It's getting quite lonely here in the ivory tower of Mindfething.

Everything is scripted, storyboarded and thought out, I just don't feel the compulsion to write it... That sucks.

My laptop has been on the fritz the last few days, which sucks since I have so many evil plans for EoN and Irish

Me ? What did I do ? I thought you were suckling on Nurgle's delicious toxins ?

 Irishpeacockz wrote:
I thought you were suckling on Nurgle's delicious toxins ?

We write fluff, not smut

 Irishpeacockz wrote:
Me ? What did I do ? I thought you were suckling on Nurgle's delicious toxins ?

My Eldar aren't

 Tactical_Spam wrote:

 Irishpeacockz wrote:
I thought you were suckling on Nurgle's delicious toxins ?

We write fluff, not smut

Speak for yourself.

 War Kitten wrote:

 Irishpeacockz wrote:
Me ? What did I do ? I thought you were suckling on Nurgle's delicious toxins ?

My Eldar aren't

That can be changed

I can just see Irish farting, then fanning it towards WK and his Eldar. It'll be like the remake of the Plague Marines all over again. Irish will trap WK in a room, and constantly fart into it, until WK relents and finally joins Nurgle.

There is room for two in the fart room vanden, you up for it ?

You try it and I'll use this on you;

With no ventilation in the fart room you would only be gassing yourself and WK, and after a dodgy Chinese I can fart for days far longer than whatever amount of deodorant is in that can.

Well, if that's the case, I'll just bring a match. If we go down, you'll go down with us.

We shall all be reborn in Nurgle's garden

Not with Scorched Earth baby. No amount of TS's Chaos fuckery can beat that maneuver.

You want to burn Nurgle's garden ? But then how would he film his gardening show ?

There is only one way to defeat the fart room. Ample amounts of Lysol

No. The only way to defeat it, is to burn it to the ground. Purge the Heretic. Kill the Mutant.

 Buttery Commissar wrote:

 Tactical_Spam wrote:

 Irishpeacockz wrote:
I thought you were suckling on Nurgle's delicious toxins ?

We write fluff, not smut

Speak for yourself.

I explained what I did and it was not smut.

I'm pondering putting in a second army on one of the moons... Probably not going to join in on the Crogger party, as there's a ridiculous amount of people there already.

Feel free to. Once the gargant event is done, I may bring in a third group, for old time's sake.

Wow:

a.) I seem to have caught the plague, waiting for the inquisition to stop by and say hi.

b.) We now know how to summon Buttery, just make a butt/subtext/suckling Papa Nurgle's toxnins joke.

c.) Irish when people bring up Nurgle:

 2BlackJack1 wrote:
Feel free to. Once the gargant event is done, I may bring in a third group, for old time's sake.

Was this group ever under fire from Cadian artillery batteries at some point?

I really do not want to spoil anything, but I will say your scions will not be seeing friendly faces.

It's fine, one problem at a time

Here's a question for you all, if you were to participate in a 30k themed story, what specific timeline would you want?

-Great-Crusade/Before Horus saw the truth
-After Horus decided to troll the Emperor.

 Kharne the Befriender wrote:
Here's a question for you all, if you were to participate in a 30k themed story, what specific timeline would you want?

Don't bring this up... We all know what happened last time

I think if people bring in third factions TS or Chazz will skin them. I DO have ideas for a Slaaneshi or Khorne CSM warband though...

 War Kitten wrote:
I think if people bring in third factions TS or Chazz will skin them. I DO have ideas for a Slaaneshi or Khorne CSM warband though...