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Made in us
Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle






The Dog-house

 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
Cause Rooster = Lord of Change, Master of Fethery. AKA You.


Don't compare me to one of those Tzeentchian chickens. Ewryht'eikl is much more than that.

H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

I'm starting to think that my spirit animal is the Dodo

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

 War Kitten wrote:
I'm starting to think that my spirit animal is the Dodo


Stupid as a pebble, prone to dying, one of the few of its kind that can't do what it was born to do, and very beaky? Yup. Seems like you.

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in ie
Pestilent Plague Marine with Blight Grenade





Cork, Ireland

 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
Cause Rooster = Lord of Change, Master of Fethery. AKA You.


Don't compare me to one of those Tzeentchian chickens. Ewryht'eikl is much more than that.

Much more than a daemon prince ? Que people complaining about power levels etc.

Sgt. Vanden I bet Irish can do that by flashing his bear chest.
Sgt. Vanden Irish is the definition of a Dutch oven
 
   
Made in us
Loyal Necron Lychguard





Working on it

*Complains about power levels while creating more Night Scythe variants*

<Dynasty> ~10500pts
War Coven of the Coruscating Gaze ~3000pts
Thrice-Damned Plague Corps ~3250pts
Admech (TBN) ~3500pts +30k Bots and Ulator

 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

 Kharne the Befriender wrote:
*Complains about power levels while creating more Night Scythe variants*


*grumbles about Necrons and Tarellians being OP*

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in ca
Heroic Senior Officer





Krieg! What a hole...

Don't think the Tarellians are really OP

Member of 40k Montreal There is only war in Montreal
Primarchs are a mistake
DKoK Blog:http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/419263.page Have a look, I guarantee you will not see greyer armies, EVER! Now with at least 4 shades of grey

Savageconvoy wrote:
Snookie gives birth to Heavy Gun drone squad. Someone says they are overpowered. World ends.

 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

So I'm going to make an effort to build the Helldivers IRL. Anyone have suggestions for the Valkyrie loadouts?

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

 War Kitten wrote:
So I'm going to make an effort to build the Helldivers IRL. Anyone have suggestions for the Valkyrie loadouts?


All the missles. ALL of them. Well, I would say give whatever Valkyries that are going to ONLY be transports missle pods, and maybe Heavy bolter sponsons if you want, and the rest, which are either dummy Valkyries or Dog-fighty Valkyries(No, I don't mean the Vendetta or the Vulture) Lascannons. As many Lazers as you can.

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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Loyal Necron Lychguard





Working on it

 War Kitten wrote:
 Kharne the Befriender wrote:
*Complains about power levels while creating more Night Scythe variants*


*grumbles about Necrons and Tarellians being OP*


*Rambles about Rowboat Girlyman and the Ultras*

<Dynasty> ~10500pts
War Coven of the Coruscating Gaze ~3000pts
Thrice-Damned Plague Corps ~3250pts
Admech (TBN) ~3500pts +30k Bots and Ulator

 
   
Made in gb
Ultramarine Librarian with Freaky Familiar





Sgt. Vanden wrote:
 War Kitten wrote:
So I'm going to make an effort to build the Helldivers IRL. Anyone have suggestions for the Valkyrie loadouts?


All the missles. ALL of them. Well, I would say give whatever Valkyries that are going to ONLY be transports missle pods, and maybe Heavy bolter sponsons if you want, and the rest, which are either dummy Valkyries or Dog-fighty Valkyries(No, I don't mean the Vendetta or the Vulture) Lascannons. As many Lazers as you can.

Branch out to perhaps using the Elysian FW rules - they are the best aircav rules IMO.

Kharne the Befriender wrote:
 War Kitten wrote:
 Kharne the Befriender wrote:
*Complains about power levels while creating more Night Scythe variants*


*grumbles about Necrons and Tarellians being OP*


*Rambles about Rowboat Girlyman and the Ultras*

Oi, have you forgotten about how two entire battlegroups of Ultramarines were devastated last Crusade?

*grumbles about lack of interplanetary travel and traitorous Scions*


They/them

 
   
Made in us
Regular Dakkanaut





I just realized that the nids vacated the ball of scrap they were riding in... Yay! Free scrap!

The Eye of Night- Psst! Oi, git! Wanna buy sum waagh?
Sgt. Vanden- Oh sweet lord I just googled it...
Bobthehero-*laughs in hotshot volley rifle*  
   
Made in us
Loyal Necron Lychguard





Working on it

Smudge, that's why I said it

Palleus, careful, you've no idea what the Nids may have hid.

And no one knows about the Nids and they have a Harridan

<Dynasty> ~10500pts
War Coven of the Coruscating Gaze ~3000pts
Thrice-Damned Plague Corps ~3250pts
Admech (TBN) ~3500pts +30k Bots and Ulator

 
   
Made in us
Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle






The Dog-house

 Kharne the Befriender wrote:
Smudge, that's why I said it

Palleus, careful, you've no idea what the Nids may have hid.

And no one knows about the Nids and they have a Harridan


I'm banking on a Heirophant.

H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
 
   
Made in us
Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

At least the Waterridan(TM) is only for water. So that means it'll be like shooting fish in a barrel. Except the fish spits acid. And spawns monsters. And doesn't die.

Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
Made in us
Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle






The Dog-house

 2BlackJack1 wrote:
At least the Waterridan(TM) is only for water. So that means it'll be like shooting fish in a barrel. Except the fish spits acid. And spawns monsters. And doesn't die.


Hit it with a Battle Barge.

H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
 
   
Made in be
Thunderhawk Pilot Dropping From Orbit





In the Warp, getting trolled by Tactical_Spam, AKA TZEENTCH INCARNATE

And now I have the image of a Battle Barge dropping itself straight unto a hapless Harridan, the impact creating a tsunami so big it practically ends the Crusade in one stroke by drowning all parties involved.

And this, my friends, is why the Codex Astartes does not support this action.




Tactical_Spam: Ezra is fighting reality right now.

War Kitten: Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...

War Kitten: Ezra can steal reality

Kharne the Befriender:Took him seven years but he got it wrangled down

 
   
Made in us
Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle






The Dog-house

 Ezra Tyrius wrote:
And now I have the image of a Battle Barge dropping itself straight unto a hapless Harridan, the impact creating a tsunami so big it practically ends the Crusade in one stroke by drowning all parties involved.

And this, my friends, is why the Codex Astartes does not support this action.



Crion is big enough to weather a single Tsunami. Its larger than Terra you know.

H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
 
   
Made in gb
Ultramarine Librarian with Freaky Familiar





 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Ezra Tyrius wrote:
And now I have the image of a Battle Barge dropping itself straight unto a hapless Harridan, the impact creating a tsunami so big it practically ends the Crusade in one stroke by drowning all parties involved.

And this, my friends, is why the Codex Astartes does not support this action.



Crion is big enough to weather a single Tsunami. Its larger than Terra you know.

I still feel sorry for anyone in a coastal region off of Indo-Cambria.


They/them

 
   
Made in us
Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle






The Dog-house

 Sgt_Smudge wrote:
 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Ezra Tyrius wrote:
And now I have the image of a Battle Barge dropping itself straight unto a hapless Harridan, the impact creating a tsunami so big it practically ends the Crusade in one stroke by drowning all parties involved.

And this, my friends, is why the Codex Astartes does not support this action.



Crion is big enough to weather a single Tsunami. Its larger than Terra you know.

I still feel sorry for anyone in a coastal region off of Indo-Cambria.


Its mostly Xenos anyway, Smudge. You can drown the lot of them for all I care.

H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

Ya know. Seeing all of this makes me think it's not so bad in Cogger after all

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Storm Trooper with Maglight





Ishtar Sub-Sector (40k)

So sorry for the quiet. Its a busy week. I am still working on my post but its still goi g to be a momnet thanks to writers block.

"We have all and none. Death better come to the other bastard first." - SSG Alton, 19th Valerian Light Infantry Regiment

"With iron and fire the beast shall be lain low at the hands of the Hunters whose home is under the Bloodmoon." - Bloodmoon Hunters Chapter

"Bring on the Angels of Blood and Darkness as thy descend from the heavens to smite our enemies. Let the Wolves of war rend and tear our foes to pieces. And we of the Bloodmoon Hunters shall bring the iron and fire as our vehicles crush all that oppose us under our treads." - Tech-Captain of the Bloodmoon Hunters

My 40k Armies:
Bloodmoon Hunters (Iron Hands Successors)
Lunar Venatorii Regiments (Astra Miltarium)
Mjior Prime Expediton (Skitarii/Admech)
Ordo Machinum (Inquisition) 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

 Drakka77 wrote:
So sorry for the quiet. Its a busy week. I am still working on my post but its still goi g to be a momnet thanks to writers block.


I've been worse in terms of quiet, but mine is mostly because my writing comp is acting up
It's just been a quiet month in general I think

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in gb
Ultramarine Librarian with Freaky Familiar





I AM the xenos, TS! (Although I could probably just fly over it. Air superiority FTW)

I've got plenty of time to be writing and whatnot, but until Palleus gets word from chazz about our roll and writes it up, I can't do anything, seeing as most of my cadre is deployed and waiting on the battle's outcome.


They/them

 
   
Made in gb
Ultramarine Librarian with Freaky Familiar





-double post-

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They/them

 
   
Made in us
Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle






The Dog-house

 Sgt_Smudge wrote:
I AM the xenos, TS! (Although I could probably just fly over it. Air superiority FTW)

I've got plenty of time to be writing and whatnot, but until Palleus gets word from chazz about our roll and writes it up, I can't do anything, seeing as most of my cadre is deployed and waiting on the battle's outcome.


You're also fish people! You can just swim it off!

H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
 
   
Made in us
Regular Dakkanaut





Just got word back from chazz. Hannibal has a decision to make, but either way things are about to get really interesting.

The Eye of Night- Psst! Oi, git! Wanna buy sum waagh?
Sgt. Vanden- Oh sweet lord I just googled it...
Bobthehero-*laughs in hotshot volley rifle*  
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

Okay, I am reinvigorated. So as such, I'm writing my Guard piece now, and putting the finishing touches on it. Mind everybody, this is set a little bit before the Gargant event.

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

 Palleus wrote:
Just got word back from chazz. Hannibal has a decision to make, but either way things are about to get really interesting.


You should come join the Cogger party

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Violent Space Marine Dedicated to Khorne





Hey guys, back from Sisco, has anything happened to my guys while I've been away? It would be a shame if the Artillery is gone

War Kitten You haven't seen anything yet. Stick around for a few weeks and you'll see some things that'll make you question all you know about life, love, and 40k. Such as a Gargant being beheaded by a flying Battle Barge 
   
 
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