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Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

And then WW3 broke out at New Pavus. Aren't you glad I brought the whole gang with me Bob?

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in ca
Heroic Senior Officer





Krieg! What a hole...

Quite, although its quite annoying that I wasn't able to counter roll for the whole thing and when I finally did, this went off.

Member of 40k Montreal There is only war in Montreal
Primarchs are a mistake
DKoK Blog:http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/419263.page Have a look, I guarantee you will not see greyer armies, EVER! Now with at least 4 shades of grey

Savageconvoy wrote:
Snookie gives birth to Heavy Gun drone squad. Someone says they are overpowered. World ends.

 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

I just feel bad that the EXACT instant I show up that everything kicks off

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

You lads need reinforcements? Or it the battle gone?

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in ca
Heroic Senior Officer





Krieg! What a hole...

Yeah, to me its mostly because the airstrike that got cancelled out was meant to be a good blow on Tillers, and I would've rolled for it (along with other things) a good 3 weeks ago if I had access to a computer where I was. Now because of the delay, other players stepped in before I could do much in New Pavus.

Member of 40k Montreal There is only war in Montreal
Primarchs are a mistake
DKoK Blog:http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/419263.page Have a look, I guarantee you will not see greyer armies, EVER! Now with at least 4 shades of grey

Savageconvoy wrote:
Snookie gives birth to Heavy Gun drone squad. Someone says they are overpowered. World ends.

 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

Hopefully we can hold them off so we can actually do something in New Pavus

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Loyal Necron Lychguard





Working on it

Trondheim wrote:I may be able to help with the chaotic side of things if things calm down in here in the far north. If I am wanted/ welcomed that is then


Well I hope things calm down then! It'll be nice to have you

Ezra Tyrius wrote:Sorry for the inactivity, haven't had a lot of time/energy to write much these days. I was going to send Kharne a PM to get the intel about Gore's dudes, but I was putting it off a bit as I didn't have any ideas for a new piece

And yes, the Remnants are still on the north pole, but I still need to wrap up that little plotline I had going over there...


Pm me whenever you need

War Kitten wrote:Ok then. Don't trip over the Ram Scythes while you're around


They won't be tripping my friend

<Dynasty> ~10500pts
War Coven of the Coruscating Gaze ~3000pts
Thrice-Damned Plague Corps ~3250pts
Admech (TBN) ~3500pts +30k Bots and Ulator

 
   
Made in gb
Ultramarine Librarian with Freaky Familiar





If I may just reply to some points:

Yes, the Manta's may outnumber in points, but we aren't using any here. Not all fights are even, and it just so happens that the Tiller coalition was planning an overwhelming strike to take New Pavus. The whole point was to take as many forces as either army could spare, and outnumber the enemy, because as siege warfare states, you really do need to outnumber your enemy. It just so happens that we have also outflanked them, which would make defending even harder.


This happened to coincide with the Salvar Regiments arriving, and the Scions launching an attack. So Bob, much as you're peeved about not getting to counter roll, our entire invasion force has been forced to intercept your Valks. Not to mention that I had to stop rolling and slow down my own attacks because you couldn't post. If I had, this invasion would have happened far sooner. A fair trade I would say.

WK - not to sound rude, but you're saying about hopefully actually doing something in New Pavus - this is the ONLY major thing the Tillers have accomplished in the entire Crusade. It's not as if you've been trying to take this place from the ground up for about a month OOC. This is the first time the Tillers have really fought back, so any comments you have on "actually wanting to do something" we share too. Sorry if that comes across badly, just trying to give you an idea of our situation too.


They/them

 
   
Made in ca
Heroic Senior Officer





Krieg! What a hole...

You made what... three rolls, after you showed up in New Pavus? I made none, that's why I asked that you slow down a bit. I would've made my counter rolls roughly in the same time as yours, the situation would've been very different.

And I though you were playing Sunstrike, not the Tillers.

Member of 40k Montreal There is only war in Montreal
Primarchs are a mistake
DKoK Blog:http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/419263.page Have a look, I guarantee you will not see greyer armies, EVER! Now with at least 4 shades of grey

Savageconvoy wrote:
Snookie gives birth to Heavy Gun drone squad. Someone says they are overpowered. World ends.

 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

So uhh...This hasn't answered my question of whether you lads need assistance, or if New Pavus is fethed royally...

P.S. Enough of the salt guys, we've had WAYYYYYYYY too much of it lately. Let's just all PLEASE get fething along for a week without snapping at each other.

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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in be
Thunderhawk Pilot Dropping From Orbit





In the Warp, getting trolled by Tactical_Spam, AKA TZEENTCH INCARNATE

 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
So uhh...This hasn't answered my question of whether you lads need assistance, or if New Pavus is fethed royally...

P.S. Enough of the salt guys, we've had WAYYYYYYYY too much of it lately. Let's just all PLEASE get fething along for a week without snapping at each other.


Agreed.

Also, my Remnants can always use some reinforcements, Sgt. Vanden, why don't you come on over to the north pole and we'll fill out the paperwork for you



Tactical_Spam: Ezra is fighting reality right now.

War Kitten: Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...

War Kitten: Ezra can steal reality

Kharne the Befriender:Took him seven years but he got it wrangled down

 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

You had me at Rem.

Now, do I sign up to become a chaosee, THEN hang myself for using a anime meme, or just hang myself...

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/09/07 15:49:07


TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in ie
Pestilent Plague Marine with Blight Grenade





Cork, Ireland

 Bobthehero wrote:
You made what... three rolls, after you showed up in New Pavus? I made none, that's why I asked that you slow down a bit. I would've made my counter rolls roughly in the same time as yours, the situation would've been very different.

And I though you were playing Sunstrike, not the Tillers.


I dont play the Tiller's either yet one or two of my characters are involved with them, it is so bad that both me and smudge wanna make the Tiller's at least somewhat dangerous ? Because at the moment they are somewhat laughable

Sgt. Vanden I bet Irish can do that by flashing his bear chest.
Sgt. Vanden Irish is the definition of a Dutch oven
 
   
Made in gb
Ultramarine Librarian with Freaky Familiar





 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
So uhh...This hasn't answered my question of whether you lads need assistance, or if New Pavus is fethed royally...

Well, at time of assault, it was Tillers, Prin'shek, and Disciples assaulting PDF, Scions, and Salvar - I would say that it should just be those factions, seeing as the attack hasn't even been resolved yet.

P.S. Enough of the salt guys, we've had WAYYYYYYYY too much of it lately. Let's just all PLEASE get fething along for a week without snapping at each other.

I do apologise on my end, but the Tiller end of what was meant to be a surprise assault has been nerfed heavily, in one way or another: I do hope that it's not just the Tiller coalition who see this. At the end of the day, I just want a fair resolution.


They/them

 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

 Sgt_Smudge wrote:
If I may just reply to some points:

Yes, the Manta's may outnumber in points, but we aren't using any here. Not all fights are even, and it just so happens that the Tiller coalition was planning an overwhelming strike to take New Pavus. The whole point was to take as many forces as either army could spare, and outnumber the enemy, because as siege warfare states, you really do need to outnumber your enemy. It just so happens that we have also outflanked them, which would make defending even harder.


This happened to coincide with the Salvar Regiments arriving, and the Scions launching an attack. So Bob, much as you're peeved about not getting to counter roll, our entire invasion force has been forced to intercept your Valks. Not to mention that I had to stop rolling and slow down my own attacks because you couldn't post. If I had, this invasion would have happened far sooner. A fair trade I would say.

WK - not to sound rude, but you're saying about hopefully actually doing something in New Pavus - this is the ONLY major thing the Tillers have accomplished in the entire Crusade. It's not as if you've been trying to take this place from the ground up for about a month OOC. This is the first time the Tillers have really fought back, so any comments you have on "actually wanting to do something" we share too. Sorry if that comes across badly, just trying to give you an idea of our situation too.


I was actually just trying to be funny, but sometimes what I say comes.
across oddly. Sorry about that.

I just find it funny that the instant I arrive everything kicks off. I didn't even have time to take my boots off

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in gb
Ultramarine Librarian with Freaky Familiar





 War Kitten wrote:

I was actually just trying to be funny, but sometimes what I say comes.
across oddly. Sorry about that.

I just find it funny that the instant I arrive everything kicks off. I didn't even have time to take my boots off

Hey, no hard feelings.

The Crusade of Fury train has no brakes.


They/them

 
   
Made in us
Loyal Necron Lychguard





Working on it

That's why I ram things so easily, no brakes.

Speaking of Trains I have an idea now.

<Dynasty> ~10500pts
War Coven of the Coruscating Gaze ~3000pts
Thrice-Damned Plague Corps ~3250pts
Admech (TBN) ~3500pts +30k Bots and Ulator

 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

 Kharne the Befriender wrote:
That's why I ram things so easily, no brakes.

Speaking of Trains I have an idea now.


Oh ffs Kharne...

sigh

Everybody get in my fortress...

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in ie
Pestilent Plague Marine with Blight Grenade





Cork, Ireland

 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
 Kharne the Befriender wrote:
That's why I ram things so easily, no brakes.

Speaking of Trains I have an idea now.


Oh ffs Kharne...

sigh

Everybody get in my fortress...


Yeah im gonna have to take out that fortress at some point

Sgt. Vanden I bet Irish can do that by flashing his bear chest.
Sgt. Vanden Irish is the definition of a Dutch oven
 
   
Made in us
Loyal Necron Lychguard





Working on it

My fortress flies Vanden, I'll simply just ram your fortress with another one

<Dynasty> ~10500pts
War Coven of the Coruscating Gaze ~3000pts
Thrice-Damned Plague Corps ~3250pts
Admech (TBN) ~3500pts +30k Bots and Ulator

 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

I swear to god Kharne. I will ram you with something MUCH bigger than your fortress.

calls up GM's to see if I can use a Sword-class for something other than dying

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Loyal Necron Lychguard





Working on it

Rams a World Engine into Crion.

I swear, when I re-write my Necrons they're going to actually be Necrons and not sneaky commandorks in shiny armor

EDIT: Forgot to put the word 'not' in there, oops

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<Dynasty> ~10500pts
War Coven of the Coruscating Gaze ~3000pts
Thrice-Damned Plague Corps ~3250pts
Admech (TBN) ~3500pts +30k Bots and Ulator

 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

...

...

...

I have no words to show my disappointment...

Also, in other news, I am NEVER building Necron Warriors for a tourney again. I have spent the past 4-5 days PURELY removing mould-lines on them. feth that gak guys, I haven't even painted them yet...AND I don't have the appropriate spray can...

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Loyal Necron Lychguard





Working on it

Rip Vanden's painting career.

On topic though, would anyone detest to me having a bio-furnace?

<Dynasty> ~10500pts
War Coven of the Coruscating Gaze ~3000pts
Thrice-Damned Plague Corps ~3250pts
Admech (TBN) ~3500pts +30k Bots and Ulator

 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

Yes. Yesyesyesyesyes. I cannot say yes more. I attest. I refuse. I shall not falter. I do not concur.

What else is there to say?

...

I need to start typing for my Guard...

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Loyal Necron Lychguard





Working on it

As soon as I can finish this research paper I'll finish up my Tarellian piece.

Vanden, do you even know what I'm talking about?

<Dynasty> ~10500pts
War Coven of the Coruscating Gaze ~3000pts
Thrice-Damned Plague Corps ~3250pts
Admech (TBN) ~3500pts +30k Bots and Ulator

 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

Zero clue, I just don't like the sound of having a bio-forge. It makes me think you're going to be necrofying every ally of yours.

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Loyal Necron Lychguard





Working on it

Preposterous Vanden.


So, would anyone mind if I threw a group event after the New Pavus situation ends? I got the ok from Chazz, just wanted to see what you people think

<Dynasty> ~10500pts
War Coven of the Coruscating Gaze ~3000pts
Thrice-Damned Plague Corps ~3250pts
Admech (TBN) ~3500pts +30k Bots and Ulator

 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

Is it Imperial or Chaosy? I'm all for the former, and less so for the latter.

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in gb
Ultramarine Librarian with Freaky Familiar





 Kharne the Befriender wrote:
Preposterous Vanden.


So, would anyone mind if I threw a group event after the New Pavus situation ends? I got the ok from Chazz, just wanted to see what you people think

I think a group event is needed. We'll resolve NP and see where that takes us.

I think as few alliances as possible would be pretty good, IMHO.

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