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Oh, I'm cool with that. I was just mildly horrified of the Space Sharks, but they'll understand, right?...

Oh sweet Emperor what have I done...

 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
Oh, I'm cool with that. I was just mildly horrified of the Space Sharks, but they'll understand, right?...

Oh sweet Emperor what have I done...

You let the Eldar telemarketer in.

 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
Oh, I'm cool with that. I was just mildly horrified of the Space Sharks, but they'll understand, right?...

Oh sweet Emperor what have I done...

Vanden, if the Eldar attack the Crons, and they find out you were helping them... I will literally ram the Megalith into your base no joke.

(No hard feelings Vanden, this has actually given me quite the laugh)

Ram a castle with a castelo?
feth, I haven't had to clench in a long while.

Vanden, what is the length and width of your base?

Not Megalith sized. But we have more guns.

Quick question, how would the 'Crons find out that I told Vanden where you were?

War Kitten wrote:Quick question, how would the 'Crons find out that I told Vanden where you were?

I have more Scythes

Sgt. Vanden wrote:Not Megalith sized. But we have more guns.

Remember when I ripped off that Warlocks fingers? Think what Necrons could do... NECRODAR

 Kharne the Befriender wrote:

War Kitten wrote:Quick question, how would the 'Crons find out that I told Vanden where you were?

I have more Scythes

Sgt. Vanden wrote:Not Megalith sized. But we have more guns.

Remember when I ripped off that Warlocks fingers? Think what Necrons could do... NECRODAR

It is better to die for the Emperor, than to live for yourself.

Vanden, you done goofed son

 Sgt. Vanden wrote:


It is better to die for the Emperor, than to live for yourself.

Kek, I'm immortal anyway

Irishpeacockz wrote:Vanden, you done goofed son

I'd think that the information I would gather from the little agreement would help, but I can see one or two fist-fights erupting, and possibly a few 'Heresy!'s being shouted out.

Kharne the Befriender wrote:

 Sgt. Vanden wrote:


It is better to die for the Emperor, than to live for yourself.

Kek, I'm immortal anyway

And you do not serve the Emperor. And I wouldn't call that Immortal, I'd call that...Persistent...

 Irishpeacockz wrote:
Vanden, you done goofed son

I'd just like to point out that NONE OF YOU actually know this is occurring. Heck, Vanden's guys won't know until I pop out of the cleaning supplies

Vanden, how do I know you're not working for Ezra??

And I've been notified of certain things. You can't hide the Eldar from me for long Vanden, I have my ways.

Well, I mean, my application to join the Dark Powers wasn't exactly rejected...

And I think I need to get Iodius to have a little chit-chat with Taranis about this. Maybe reduce the tension, you know...

 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
Well, I mean, my application to join the Dark Powers wasn't exactly rejected...

And I think I need to get Iodius to have a little chit-chat with Taranis about this. Maybe reduce the tension, you know...

I'll be sure to have my Eldar in the rafters so your painful demise can be recorded

 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
Well, I mean, my application to join the Dark Powers wasn't exactly rejected...

And I think I need to get Iodius to have a little chit-chat with Taranis about this. Maybe reduce the tension, you know...

OK, that actually sounds good, I'm writing up a piece about Exitar and crew fething about in Darby.

Speaking of which, is it safe to say the Gargant event is concluded?

It is, but I'd still wait for Blackjack to get out the piece, from what I've heard, quite a bit happens in the last part.

And shoo WK, shoo.

Ok, I'll get it typed up then but hold onto it

Might do something similar for my hounds tbh, just to have it on standby

*Looks at the various death threats towards Vanden's guard*

*Realizes my scions are in the same base as Vanden's guard*

Well poo.

 Palleus wrote:
*Looks at the various death threats towards Vanden's guard*

*Realizes my scions are in the same base as Vanden's guard*

Well poo.

You might want to evacuate before a very large brick falls on it....

I jest of course, I'm not going to tell you people were the Megalith is really heading towards

cut your losses and redeploy m8, heresy has a habit of spreading

Careful not to say that word to much, you might attract the Angry Marines...

 Kharne the Befriender wrote:
Careful not to say that word to much, you might attract the Angry Marines...

Now, I woulda brought in the Angry Marines at a purely comical stand-point, but getting banned off Dakka was not high on my priority list.

Lol, why would you be banned?

 Kharne the Befriender wrote:
Lol, why would you be banned?

Excessive swearing, NSFW actions, excessive swearing, possibility of extreme gore, NSFW actions, RAGE, racism towards xenos, racism towards Inquisition, racism towards pretty marines, sex without consent, excessive swearing...Need I go on?

I considered the Gargant event done, I've brought Riley and his sniper teams back

If that is the case shall we just consider it finished and move on ? I'd like to proceed my Hound's storyline

So I am not quite gone yet. Just having trouble buckling down and writing. Job hunting is hard work. Anyways, Ii think all my forces are just going to be relic hunting until some imperial faction ends up too jammed up at the moment. To fit my slower post pace I have for right now.