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Made in ie
Pestilent Plague Marine with Blight Grenade





Cork, Ireland

Hey I'm thinking about making Annala into a Space Marine. Does anybody object to that?


Is that a female ? Either way i dont give a gak.

And a new piece is out where the Hounds lick their wounds.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2017/04/01 13:42:22


Sgt. Vanden I bet Irish can do that by flashing his bear chest.
Sgt. Vanden Irish is the definition of a Dutch oven
 
   
Made in us
Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle






The Dog-house

Y'all should check the date.

H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
 
   
Made in ie
Pestilent Plague Marine with Blight Grenade





Cork, Ireland

Goddammit

Sgt. Vanden I bet Irish can do that by flashing his bear chest.
Sgt. Vanden Irish is the definition of a Dutch oven
 
   
Made in be
Thunderhawk Pilot Dropping From Orbit





In the Warp, getting trolled by Tactical_Spam, AKA TZEENTCH INCARNATE

 Tactical_Spam wrote:
Y'all should check the date.


We're getting mind-fethed on every level now

Also, this is why I hate this goddamn day. It's like the whole world turns into the Alpha Legion for 24 hours.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2017/04/01 14:32:32




Tactical_Spam: Ezra is fighting reality right now.

War Kitten: Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...

War Kitten: Ezra can steal reality

Kharne the Befriender:Took him seven years but he got it wrangled down

 
   
Made in us
Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle






The Dog-house

I decided to reread my old fluff for CoF 1 and oh boy is it on the cringeworthy side. I said the NO we're siege experts

H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
 
   
Made in gb
Ultramarine Librarian with Freaky Familiar





 Tactical_Spam wrote:
I decided to reread my old fluff for CoF 1 and oh boy is it on the cringeworthy side. I said the NO we're siege experts
Oh, don't worry. I long ago stopped reading my old stuff to avoid this.


They/them

 
   
Made in ie
Pestilent Plague Marine with Blight Grenade





Cork, Ireland

Now you guys know how I feel when I read my own pieces

A second piece is out, I know its two pieces in the space of a few days but read the spoiler tag !

Sgt. Vanden I bet Irish can do that by flashing his bear chest.
Sgt. Vanden Irish is the definition of a Dutch oven
 
   
Made in gb
Ultramarine Librarian with Freaky Familiar





Nice piece there!

I should probably get on to working on my own now...


They/them

 
   
Made in us
Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle






The Dog-house

Pretty good, Irish... or Chazz...

H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
 
   
Made in ie
Pestilent Plague Marine with Blight Grenade





Cork, Ireland

 Tactical_Spam wrote:
Pretty good, Irish... or Chazz...


Chazz, most definitely chazz.

Sgt. Vanden I bet Irish can do that by flashing his bear chest.
Sgt. Vanden Irish is the definition of a Dutch oven
 
   
Made in us
Loyal Necron Lychguard





Working on it

N/A

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2017/04/04 06:05:52


<Dynasty> ~10500pts
War Coven of the Coruscating Gaze ~3000pts
Thrice-Damned Plague Corps ~3250pts
Admech (TBN) ~3500pts +30k Bots and Ulator

 
   
Made in us
Loyal Necron Lychguard





Working on it

I AM BACK.

Megalith is up (literally) and running.

Hope you all like the little speech towards the end.

Lets get things done

<Dynasty> ~10500pts
War Coven of the Coruscating Gaze ~3000pts
Thrice-Damned Plague Corps ~3250pts
Admech (TBN) ~3500pts +30k Bots and Ulator

 
   
Made in ie
Pestilent Plague Marine with Blight Grenade





Cork, Ireland

Scheming mode activated.

Sgt. Vanden I bet Irish can do that by flashing his bear chest.
Sgt. Vanden Irish is the definition of a Dutch oven
 
   
Made in us
Loyal Necron Lychguard





Working on it

Throwing some coal in the boilers, lets get this Heresy train moving.

<Dynasty> ~10500pts
War Coven of the Coruscating Gaze ~3000pts
Thrice-Damned Plague Corps ~3250pts
Admech (TBN) ~3500pts +30k Bots and Ulator

 
   
Made in us
Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle






The Dog-house

Do your Necrons wear white powder wigs and talk all fanciful, Kharne? I get the feeling they do every time you write about them

H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
 
   
Made in us
Loyal Necron Lychguard





Working on it

 Tactical_Spam wrote:
Do your Necrons wear white powder wigs and talk all fanciful, Kharne? I get the feeling they do every time you write about them


It's more ironic than anything,like they talk similar almost to mock the Imperial royalty

<Dynasty> ~10500pts
War Coven of the Coruscating Gaze ~3000pts
Thrice-Damned Plague Corps ~3250pts
Admech (TBN) ~3500pts +30k Bots and Ulator

 
   
Made in gb
Ultramarine Librarian with Freaky Familiar





Just as a question, are EvergreenArcher and Palleus active?

Additionally on that, what do we do about the factions of inactive members? Are their forces removed from the zone, or do they stay in their area indefinitely. Do they defend their own regions? Can they be interacted with in terms of negotiation, and how so? Are they just counted as NPCs now?


They/them

 
   
Made in ie
Pestilent Plague Marine with Blight Grenade





Cork, Ireland

 Sgt_Smudge wrote:
Just as a question, are EvergreenArcher and Palleus active?

Additionally on that, what do we do about the factions of inactive members? Are their forces removed from the zone, or do they stay in their area indefinitely. Do they defend their own regions? Can they be interacted with in terms of negotiation, and how so? Are they just counted as NPCs now?


The respective GM takes over if they are attacked but as for negotiations im not sure. A PM to the respective writer might be your best bet and hope they respond.

Sgt. Vanden I bet Irish can do that by flashing his bear chest.
Sgt. Vanden Irish is the definition of a Dutch oven
 
   
Made in us
Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle






The Dog-house

 Sgt_Smudge wrote:
Just as a question, are EvergreenArcher and Palleus active?

Additionally on that, what do we do about the factions of inactive members? Are their forces removed from the zone, or do they stay in their area indefinitely. Do they defend their own regions? Can they be interacted with in terms of negotiation, and how so? Are they just counted as NPCs now?


Do not interact with the AFK people's factions. I have PM'd everyone who I felt might become inactive or were already inactive in the Crusade to see where they were and if they were continuing. So far Robin5t, Buttery Commissar and Jhe90 have messaged me back and are considering coming back. Vanden is probably going to drop out though, as he told me via PM. If the rest of the people I have PM'd do not respond by the end of the week, I will consider their factions nonexistent until they come back.

H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
 
   
Made in gb
Ultramarine Librarian with Freaky Familiar





 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Sgt_Smudge wrote:
Just as a question, are EvergreenArcher and Palleus active?

Additionally on that, what do we do about the factions of inactive members? Are their forces removed from the zone, or do they stay in their area indefinitely. Do they defend their own regions? Can they be interacted with in terms of negotiation, and how so? Are they just counted as NPCs now?


Do not interact with the AFK people's factions. I have PM'd everyone who I felt might become inactive or were already inactive in the Crusade to see where they were and if they were continuing. So far Robin5t, Buttery Commissar and Jhe90 have messaged me back and are considering coming back. Vanden is probably going to drop out though, as he told me via PM. If the rest of the people I have PM'd do not respond by the end of the week, I will consider their factions nonexistent until they come back.
Nonexistent? Is their land considered forfeit, or is it considered auto-claimed by their allies or nearby forces?


They/them

 
   
Made in us
Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle






The Dog-house

 Sgt_Smudge wrote:
 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Sgt_Smudge wrote:
Just as a question, are EvergreenArcher and Palleus active?

Additionally on that, what do we do about the factions of inactive members? Are their forces removed from the zone, or do they stay in their area indefinitely. Do they defend their own regions? Can they be interacted with in terms of negotiation, and how so? Are they just counted as NPCs now?


Do not interact with the AFK people's factions. I have PM'd everyone who I felt might become inactive or were already inactive in the Crusade to see where they were and if they were continuing. So far Robin5t, Buttery Commissar and Jhe90 have messaged me back and are considering coming back. Vanden is probably going to drop out though, as he told me via PM. If the rest of the people I have PM'd do not respond by the end of the week, I will consider their factions nonexistent until they come back.
Nonexistent? Is their land considered forfeit, or is it considered auto-claimed by their allies or nearby forces?


Yes. They forfeit their land.

H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

I'm sorry guys. I'm fighting reality right now

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle






The Dog-house

 War Kitten wrote:
I'm sorry guys. I'm fighting reality right now


War Kitten = Ezra Tyrius confirmed. Soon we'll be hearing about his grandiose scheme to create a renegade warband where everyone is named after their job title.

H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

What do you mean cannon fodder?

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Loyal Necron Lychguard





Working on it

Every person (including vehicles) in my friends warband are named Bill

<Dynasty> ~10500pts
War Coven of the Coruscating Gaze ~3000pts
Thrice-Damned Plague Corps ~3250pts
Admech (TBN) ~3500pts +30k Bots and Ulator

 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

Aaaaaaaand what I can only describe as my last piece for god knows how long has been posted after a period of three months trying to write it. God damn that took way too long :/.

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

But who will wear the panties in this Crusade now?

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle






The Dog-house

 War Kitten wrote:
But who will wear the panties in this Crusade now?


The females? I didn't know that Vanden was our only wearer of the feminine undergarments.

H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
 
   
Made in ie
Pestilent Plague Marine with Blight Grenade





Cork, Ireland

 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 War Kitten wrote:
But who will wear the panties in this Crusade now?


The females? I didn't know that Vanden was our only wearer of the feminine undergarments.


We are talking about whale panties TS, not just anyone can fill in that position .

Sgt. Vanden I bet Irish can do that by flashing his bear chest.
Sgt. Vanden Irish is the definition of a Dutch oven
 
   
Made in us
Loyal Necron Lychguard





Working on it

 Irishpeacockz wrote:
 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 War Kitten wrote:
But who will wear the panties in this Crusade now?


The females? I didn't know that Vanden was our only wearer of the feminine undergarments.


We are talking about whale panties TS, not just anywhale can fill in that position .


Fixed

<Dynasty> ~10500pts
War Coven of the Coruscating Gaze ~3000pts
Thrice-Damned Plague Corps ~3250pts
Admech (TBN) ~3500pts +30k Bots and Ulator

 
   
 
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