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2015/12/20 02:18:40
Subject: Re:Can Space Marines (particularly Primarchs) have children?
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Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle
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 Wyzilla wrote: Tactical_Spam wrote: Wyzilla wrote: Tactical_Spam wrote: Wyzilla wrote:bound for glory wrote:One night, our group had a back and forth about space marines "bits":
are their "bits" the size of PRINGLES cans
or are they like body builders on steroids, "all shrunk up".?
I’d also listened to her speak of the ordos and their politics. I’d heard tales of her past purges and operations that went awry. I’d learned Fenrisian curse words from her lips, and taught her many of the myriad ways of blocking incoming blows with a quarterstaff. On more than one occasion I’d stood with her and her warband in the communal showers after training, blind and numb to any sensation of desire, watching her wash her hair and listening to her speak of serving in the sweltering jungles of Voroxis, killing heretics who spilled from a downed rogue trader vessel. Bizarrely, the Khatan had declared, upon seeing me wash myself, that my ascension to knighthood was ‘a great shame’. Captain Castor had explained the meaning to me several months later, though I still didn’t see the humour in it.
- The Emperor's Gift
And the narator is a Spess Mahreen?
Yes. The joke being that Space Marines have what is exclusively software.
Just like the narrator, I don't get it.
The Space Marine is ideally sexually attractive to the Inquisitor. The Inquisitor laments his ascension, because he'd probably make a good lover if he wasn't impotent.
Maybe he's gay? Too heretical?
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H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY  bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
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2015/12/20 02:29:56
Subject: Re:Can Space Marines (particularly Primarchs) have children?
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Tactical_Spam wrote: Wyzilla wrote: Tactical_Spam wrote: Wyzilla wrote: Tactical_Spam wrote: Wyzilla wrote:bound for glory wrote:One night, our group had a back and forth about space marines "bits":
are their "bits" the size of PRINGLES cans
or are they like body builders on steroids, "all shrunk up".?
I’d also listened to her speak of the ordos and their politics. I’d heard tales of her past purges and operations that went awry. I’d learned Fenrisian curse words from her lips, and taught her many of the myriad ways of blocking incoming blows with a quarterstaff. On more than one occasion I’d stood with her and her warband in the communal showers after training, blind and numb to any sensation of desire, watching her wash her hair and listening to her speak of serving in the sweltering jungles of Voroxis, killing heretics who spilled from a downed rogue trader vessel. Bizarrely, the Khatan had declared, upon seeing me wash myself, that my ascension to knighthood was ‘a great shame’. Captain Castor had explained the meaning to me several months later, though I still didn’t see the humour in it.
- The Emperor's Gift
And the narator is a Spess Mahreen?
Yes. The joke being that Space Marines have what is exclusively software.
Just like the narrator, I don't get it.
The Space Marine is ideally sexually attractive to the Inquisitor. The Inquisitor laments his ascension, because he'd probably make a good lover if he wasn't impotent.
Maybe he's gay? Too heretical?
No, the point is that no Astartes have any sexual attraction to women besides the Space Wolves, and that's more out of tradition that legitimate lusting. Astartes are asexual and hypno-indoctrianted warriors, they have no need to sex and thus any desire for it is removed. Most likely by re-wiring their brain I imagine, as it would "only" be a matter of what triggers responses of pleasure in the brain. Swap with violence.
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2015/12/20 02:31:46
Subject: Re:Can Space Marines (particularly Primarchs) have children?
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Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle
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Wyzilla wrote: Tactical_Spam wrote: Wyzilla wrote: Tactical_Spam wrote: Wyzilla wrote: Tactical_Spam wrote: Wyzilla wrote:bound for glory wrote:One night, our group had a back and forth about space marines "bits":
are their "bits" the size of PRINGLES cans
or are they like body builders on steroids, "all shrunk up".?
I’d also listened to her speak of the ordos and their politics. I’d heard tales of her past purges and operations that went awry. I’d learned Fenrisian curse words from her lips, and taught her many of the myriad ways of blocking incoming blows with a quarterstaff. On more than one occasion I’d stood with her and her warband in the communal showers after training, blind and numb to any sensation of desire, watching her wash her hair and listening to her speak of serving in the sweltering jungles of Voroxis, killing heretics who spilled from a downed rogue trader vessel. Bizarrely, the Khatan had declared, upon seeing me wash myself, that my ascension to knighthood was ‘a great shame’. Captain Castor had explained the meaning to me several months later, though I still didn’t see the humour in it.
- The Emperor's Gift
And the narator is a Spess Mahreen?
Yes. The joke being that Space Marines have what is exclusively software.
Just like the narrator, I don't get it.
The Space Marine is ideally sexually attractive to the Inquisitor. The Inquisitor laments his ascension, because he'd probably make a good lover if he wasn't impotent.
Maybe he's gay? Too heretical?
No, the point is that no Astartes have any sexual attraction to women besides the Space Wolves, and that's more out of tradition that legitimate lusting. Astartes are asexual and hypno-indoctrianted warriors, they have no need to sex and thus any desire for it is removed. Most likely by re-wiring their brain I imagine, as it would "only" be a matter of what triggers responses of pleasure in the brain. Swap with violence.
So if we are part dog, part marine, we like women? Do Space Wolves suck at indoctrination?
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H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
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2015/12/20 02:48:07
Subject: Re:Can Space Marines (particularly Primarchs) have children?
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Tactical_Spam wrote: Wyzilla wrote: Tactical_Spam wrote: Wyzilla wrote: Tactical_Spam wrote: Wyzilla wrote: Tactical_Spam wrote: Wyzilla wrote:bound for glory wrote:One night, our group had a back and forth about space marines "bits":
are their "bits" the size of PRINGLES cans
or are they like body builders on steroids, "all shrunk up".?
I’d also listened to her speak of the ordos and their politics. I’d heard tales of her past purges and operations that went awry. I’d learned Fenrisian curse words from her lips, and taught her many of the myriad ways of blocking incoming blows with a quarterstaff. On more than one occasion I’d stood with her and her warband in the communal showers after training, blind and numb to any sensation of desire, watching her wash her hair and listening to her speak of serving in the sweltering jungles of Voroxis, killing heretics who spilled from a downed rogue trader vessel. Bizarrely, the Khatan had declared, upon seeing me wash myself, that my ascension to knighthood was ‘a great shame’. Captain Castor had explained the meaning to me several months later, though I still didn’t see the humour in it.
- The Emperor's Gift
And the narator is a Spess Mahreen?
Yes. The joke being that Space Marines have what is exclusively software.
Just like the narrator, I don't get it.
The Space Marine is ideally sexually attractive to the Inquisitor. The Inquisitor laments his ascension, because he'd probably make a good lover if he wasn't impotent.
Maybe he's gay? Too heretical?
No, the point is that no Astartes have any sexual attraction to women besides the Space Wolves, and that's more out of tradition that legitimate lusting. Astartes are asexual and hypno-indoctrianted warriors, they have no need to sex and thus any desire for it is removed. Most likely by re-wiring their brain I imagine, as it would "only" be a matter of what triggers responses of pleasure in the brain. Swap with violence.
So if we are part dog, part marine, we like women? Do Space Wolves suck at indoctrination?
Space Wolves are special snowflakes that ride giant wolves capable of ripping apart tanks with their paws into battle, wielding power axes that are better purely because they're frosty, and whose marines will randomly turn into werewolves if they completely lose control of themselves.
That should answer you question.
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2015/12/20 02:59:14
Subject: Re:Can Space Marines (particularly Primarchs) have children?
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Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle
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Wyzilla wrote: Tactical_Spam wrote: Wyzilla wrote: Tactical_Spam wrote: Wyzilla wrote: Tactical_Spam wrote: Wyzilla wrote: Tactical_Spam wrote: Wyzilla wrote:bound for glory wrote:One night, our group had a back and forth about space marines "bits":
are their "bits" the size of PRINGLES cans
or are they like body builders on steroids, "all shrunk up".?
I’d also listened to her speak of the ordos and their politics. I’d heard tales of her past purges and operations that went awry. I’d learned Fenrisian curse words from her lips, and taught her many of the myriad ways of blocking incoming blows with a quarterstaff. On more than one occasion I’d stood with her and her warband in the communal showers after training, blind and numb to any sensation of desire, watching her wash her hair and listening to her speak of serving in the sweltering jungles of Voroxis, killing heretics who spilled from a downed rogue trader vessel. Bizarrely, the Khatan had declared, upon seeing me wash myself, that my ascension to knighthood was ‘a great shame’. Captain Castor had explained the meaning to me several months later, though I still didn’t see the humour in it.
- The Emperor's Gift
And the narator is a Spess Mahreen?
Yes. The joke being that Space Marines have what is exclusively software.
Just like the narrator, I don't get it.
The Space Marine is ideally sexually attractive to the Inquisitor. The Inquisitor laments his ascension, because he'd probably make a good lover if he wasn't impotent.
Maybe he's gay? Too heretical?
No, the point is that no Astartes have any sexual attraction to women besides the Space Wolves, and that's more out of tradition that legitimate lusting. Astartes are asexual and hypno-indoctrianted warriors, they have no need to sex and thus any desire for it is removed. Most likely by re-wiring their brain I imagine, as it would "only" be a matter of what triggers responses of pleasure in the brain. Swap with violence.
So if we are part dog, part marine, we like women? Do Space Wolves suck at indoctrination?
Space Wolves are special snowflakes that ride giant wolves capable of ripping apart tanks with their paws into battle, wielding power axes that are better purely because they're frosty, and whose marines will randomly turn into werewolves if they completely lose control of themselves.
That should answer you question.
What's your point? They are the only chapter that's like "Yo dawg, we just won that battle against the dirty Magnus, let's turn up!"
Then we get puppies....
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H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
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2015/12/20 13:43:30
Subject: Re:Can Space Marines (particularly Primarchs) have children?
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Tactical_Spam wrote: Wyzilla wrote: Tactical_Spam wrote: Wyzilla wrote: Tactical_Spam wrote: Wyzilla wrote: Tactical_Spam wrote: Wyzilla wrote: Tactical_Spam wrote: Wyzilla wrote:bound for glory wrote:One night, our group had a back and forth about space marines "bits": are their "bits" the size of PRINGLES cans or are they like body builders on steroids, "all shrunk up".?
I’d also listened to her speak of the ordos and their politics. I’d heard tales of her past purges and operations that went awry. I’d learned Fenrisian curse words from her lips, and taught her many of the myriad ways of blocking incoming blows with a quarterstaff. On more than one occasion I’d stood with her and her warband in the communal showers after training, blind and numb to any sensation of desire, watching her wash her hair and listening to her speak of serving in the sweltering jungles of Voroxis, killing heretics who spilled from a downed rogue trader vessel. Bizarrely, the Khatan had declared, upon seeing me wash myself, that my ascension to knighthood was ‘a great shame’. Captain Castor had explained the meaning to me several months later, though I still didn’t see the humour in it.
- The Emperor's Gift
And the narator is a Spess Mahreen?
Yes. The joke being that Space Marines have what is exclusively software.
Just like the narrator, I don't get it.
The Space Marine is ideally sexually attractive to the Inquisitor. The Inquisitor laments his ascension, because he'd probably make a good lover if he wasn't impotent.
Maybe he's gay? Too heretical?
No, the point is that no Astartes have any sexual attraction to women besides the Space Wolves, and that's more out of tradition that legitimate lusting. Astartes are asexual and hypno-indoctrianted warriors, they have no need to sex and thus any desire for it is removed. Most likely by re-wiring their brain I imagine, as it would "only" be a matter of what triggers responses of pleasure in the brain. Swap with violence.
So if we are part dog, part marine, we like women? Do Space Wolves suck at indoctrination?
Space Wolves are special snowflakes that ride giant wolves capable of ripping apart tanks with their paws into battle, wielding power axes that are better purely because they're frosty, and whose marines will randomly turn into werewolves if they completely lose control of themselves. That should answer you question.
What's your point? They are the only chapter that's like "Yo dawg, we just won that battle against the dirty Magnus, let's turn up!" Then we get puppies....
They want to be different, so they mount women as well as wolves. Something that has to do with their sense of independence. Automatically Appended Next Post:  Furyou Miko wrote: CthuluIsSpy wrote: The chick he's with thinks he has a hot body and possibly a huge penis, and is really sad that as a space marine, he lacks the mind set to give her the emperor's divine touch / penetrate her rear armor value / make like the tau and perform rapid insertion tactics etc etc you get the idea.
Don't be silly, Inertial Guidance Systems make sure Marines never land in the wrong port...
Its difficult to correctly calibrate such systems, when one has no experience in the matter  "I talked to the chaplain, and apparently I have to pee in her butt"
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2015/12/20 15:01:38
Subject: Can Space Marines (particularly Primarchs) have children?
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Courageous Space Marine Captain
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Space Wolves are derived from Viking stereotypes, and along with other (pre)medieval warrior archtypes, it involves large amounts of time in taverns, quaffing ale to see who's the best, grabbing wenches as they walk past and then making a big show of carrying the prettiest young barmaid off to bed.
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2015/12/20 15:03:15
Subject: Can Space Marines (particularly Primarchs) have children?
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Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle
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 Deadshot wrote:Space Wolves are derived from Viking stereotypes, and along with other (pre)medieval warrior archtypes, it involves large amounts of time in taverns, quaffing ale to see who's the best, grabbing wenches as they walk past and then making a big show of carrying the prettiest young barmaid off to bed.
So all we need is a chapter that fits some stereotype about something to get what we want?
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H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
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2015/12/20 15:24:42
Subject: Can Space Marines (particularly Primarchs) have children?
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Fixture of Dakka
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I don't think I've ever read anything about a Space Wolf doing anything with a woman. So where is this coming from?
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2015/12/20 20:42:52
Subject: Can Space Marines (particularly Primarchs) have children?
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Confessor Of Sins
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pm713 wrote:I don't think I've ever read anything about a Space Wolf doing anything with a woman. So where is this coming from?
There was something in Lukas the Trickster's background (or some other SC), but IIRC it was from before he became a Space Wolf.
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2015/12/20 20:45:07
Subject: Can Space Marines (particularly Primarchs) have children?
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Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle
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Now that I think about it, unless you really love the Grimderp of the 41st millenia, I think Space Marines are capable of having offspring; however they do not "get turned on"
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H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
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2015/12/20 20:53:58
Subject: Can Space Marines (particularly Primarchs) have children?
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Courageous Space Marine Captain
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Tactical_Spam wrote: Deadshot wrote:Space Wolves are derived from Viking stereotypes, and along with other (pre)medieval warrior archtypes, it involves large amounts of time in taverns, quaffing ale to see who's the best, grabbing wenches as they walk past and then making a big show of carrying the prettiest young barmaid off to bed.
So all we need is a chapter that fits some stereotype about something to get what we want?
Sure, isn't that how 40k works? Space Wolves probably don't actually bang the women but the impression if the act due to their viking basis.
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2015/12/20 21:31:44
Subject: Can Space Marines (particularly Primarchs) have children?
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Fixture of Dakka
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Spetulhu wrote:pm713 wrote:I don't think I've ever read anything about a Space Wolf doing anything with a woman. So where is this coming from?
There was something in Lukas the Trickster's background (or some other SC), but IIRC it was from before he became a Space Wolf.
Lukas bedded something like a dozen women in 1 night before he was a Space Wolf yes.
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2015/12/22 14:20:37
Subject: Can Space Marines (particularly Primarchs) have children?
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Boosting Space Marine Biker
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Guys...
GUYS!
I thought this was a 40K themed forum, not a freaking sex channel!
This is EXACTLY why GW has avoided the subject!
GROW. UP.
Please... let's keep the topics away from this.
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2015/12/22 14:24:11
Subject: Can Space Marines (particularly Primarchs) have children?
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Hallowed Canoness
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Why? Because boys are icky?
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2015/12/22 15:03:02
Subject: Can Space Marines (particularly Primarchs) have children?
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Deadshot wrote:making a big show of carrying the prettiest young barmaid off to bed.
Where they tuck them in, stand around awkwardly for a minute, then turn and leave?
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2015/12/22 15:21:22
Subject: Can Space Marines (particularly Primarchs) have children?
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 Tigramans wrote:Guys...
GUYS!
I thought this was a 40K themed forum, not a freaking sex channel!
This is EXACTLY why GW has avoided the subject!
GROW. UP.
Please... let's keep the topics away from this.
Well, is it immature to discuss the implication of superhuman soldiers having children and families ? I don't think so.
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2015/12/22 15:50:17
Subject: Can Space Marines (particularly Primarchs) have children?
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Boosting Space Marine Biker
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 LethalShade wrote:
Well, is it immature to discuss the implication of superhuman soldiers having children and families ? I don't think so.
In a mature manner, yes. Not like how it has been discussed so far.
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2015/12/22 15:54:32
Subject: Can Space Marines (particularly Primarchs) have children?
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They never have these sorts of discussions on the Black Powder and Saga forums.
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2015/12/22 16:17:29
Subject: Can Space Marines (particularly Primarchs) have children?
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Courageous Space Marine Captain
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Tigramans wrote: LethalShade wrote:
Well, is it immature to discuss the implication of superhuman soldiers having children and families ? I don't think so.
In a mature manner, yes. Not like how it has been discussed so far.
So its okay to seriously discuss in a heated debate fictional race of super soldiers with no sex drive having sex and kids as if it were the news of the day, but when we have a laugh about the absurdity of a scenario in a novel whereby a Marine is clueless about being desirable, and make rather amusing jokes with 40k rules fluff as innuendo, that's when it becomes immature.
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2015/12/22 19:32:53
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Tigramans wrote:Guys...
GUYS!
I thought this was a 40K themed forum, not a freaking sex channel!
This is EXACTLY why GW has avoided the subject!
GROW. UP.
Please... let's keep the topics away from this.
I do find the statement a bit silly, because fornicating like rabbits is part of growing up.
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2015/12/22 19:35:26
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Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle
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Wyzilla wrote: Tigramans wrote:Guys...
GUYS!
I thought this was a 40K themed forum, not a freaking sex channel!
This is EXACTLY why GW has avoided the subject!
GROW. UP.
Please... let's keep the topics away from this.
I do find the statement a bit silly, because fornicating like rabbits is part of growing up.
But we were talking about space marines, who don't inherently feel the need to mate...
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H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
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2015/12/22 19:36:21
Subject: Can Space Marines (particularly Primarchs) have children?
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 Tactical_Spam wrote: Wyzilla wrote: Tigramans wrote:Guys...
GUYS!
I thought this was a 40K themed forum, not a freaking sex channel!
This is EXACTLY why GW has avoided the subject!
GROW. UP.
Please... let's keep the topics away from this.
I do find the statement a bit silly, because fornicating like rabbits is part of growing up.
But we were talking about space marines, who don't inherently feel the need to mate...
>Joke
>Your Head
Whoosh
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“There is only one good, knowledge, and one evil, ignorance.”
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2015/12/22 19:37:41
Subject: Can Space Marines (particularly Primarchs) have children?
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Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle
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Wyzilla wrote: Tactical_Spam wrote: Wyzilla wrote: Tigramans wrote:Guys...
GUYS!
I thought this was a 40K themed forum, not a freaking sex channel!
This is EXACTLY why GW has avoided the subject!
GROW. UP.
Please... let's keep the topics away from this.
I do find the statement a bit silly, because fornicating like rabbits is part of growing up.
But we were talking about space marines, who don't inherently feel the need to mate...
>Joke
>Your Head
Whoosh
Little slow here, Fam.
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H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
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2015/12/22 20:03:14
Subject: Can Space Marines (particularly Primarchs) have children?
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Boosting Space Marine Biker
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Deadshot wrote:
So its okay to seriously discuss in a heated debate fictional race of super soldiers with no sex drive having sex and kids as if it were the news of the day, but when we have a laugh about the absurdity of a scenario in a novel whereby a Marine is clueless about being desirable, and make rather amusing jokes with 40k rules fluff as innuendo, that's when it becomes immature.
Who "we"?
I've never found that amusing.
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Innocentia Nihil Probat.
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2015/12/22 20:13:33
Subject: Can Space Marines (particularly Primarchs) have children?
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Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle
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Tigramans wrote: Deadshot wrote:
So its okay to seriously discuss in a heated debate fictional race of super soldiers with no sex drive having sex and kids as if it were the news of the day, but when we have a laugh about the absurdity of a scenario in a novel whereby a Marine is clueless about being desirable, and make rather amusing jokes with 40k rules fluff as innuendo, that's when it becomes immature.
Who "we"?
I've never found that amusing.
You are the minority here...
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H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
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2015/12/22 20:15:34
Subject: Can Space Marines (particularly Primarchs) have children?
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Ancient Venerable Dark Angels Dreadnought
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Tigramans wrote: Deadshot wrote:
So its okay to seriously discuss in a heated debate fictional race of super soldiers with no sex drive having sex and kids as if it were the news of the day, but when we have a laugh about the absurdity of a scenario in a novel whereby a Marine is clueless about being desirable, and make rather amusing jokes with 40k rules fluff as innuendo, that's when it becomes immature.
Who "we"?
I've never found that amusing.
I am not a licensed Apothecary, but I can do funny bone transplants under the table.
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“There is only one good, knowledge, and one evil, ignorance.”
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2015/12/22 20:47:58
Subject: Can Space Marines (particularly Primarchs) have children?
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Seattle
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Tigramans wrote:Guys...
GUYS!
I thought this was a 40K themed forum, not a freaking sex channel!
This is EXACTLY why GW has avoided the subject!
GROW. UP.
Please... let's keep the topics away from this.
Don't like it, don't read it. Your mousewheel works the same as anyone else's. Just scroll on by...
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2015/12/22 21:57:06
Subject: Can Space Marines (particularly Primarchs) have children?
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Hallowed Canoness
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 Wulfmar wrote:They never have these sorts of discussions on the Black Powder and Saga forums.
That's because BP and Saga don't explicitly state that any given faction can't have sex. :p
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2015/12/22 22:01:53
Subject: Re:Can Space Marines (particularly Primarchs) have children?
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Death-Dealing Dark Angels Devastator
The Village Hidden in Bureaucracy
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Chapter Flaw: Snu-Snu
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