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Maybe install a mail slot in the door, and when he uses it like a gloryhole, you are waiting with a pair of pruning shears...

 ZergSmasher wrote:
Maybe install a mail slot in the door, and when he uses it like a gloryhole, you are waiting with a pair of pruning shears...

Nah, don't want the guy bleeding all over my house. A shopvac will do nicely.

 Grey Templar wrote:

 ZergSmasher wrote:
Maybe install a mail slot in the door, and when he uses it like a gloryhole, you are waiting with a pair of pruning shears...

Nah, don't want the guy bleeding all over my house. A shopvac will do nicely.

I like the way you think! Have an exalt!

 Frazzled wrote:

 Nostromodamus wrote:
I'm sure this will get a lot of lolposts, but I find it sick and not a joking matter. Hopefully he is caught soon. I can't imagine how it makes the victims feel.

Indeed. Put yourself in her shoes, or imagine thats your daughter this is happening to.
He's doing this now, but he'll step up and step up.

I would no bill a gal who blasted his ass with 00 buckshot through the door.

Indeed. In some jurisdictions, this is considered a form of sexual assault or other classification of serious sex crime.


If Fapman (Thanks, Shadow Captain Edithae! ) keeps it up (no pun intended), and the cops don't corral this dastardly villain soon, some chick is gonna light 'im up like a Christmas tree (and rightly so). If that doesn't happen, some pissed off male relative, husband, boyfriend, and/or a gang of his buddies are going introduce Fapman to the "Dynamic Duo" of fists and blunt objects (once again, rightly so).


I tell ya, this is a mad, mad world we live in.





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 Grey Templar wrote:

 ZergSmasher wrote:
Maybe install a mail slot in the door, and when he uses it like a gloryhole, you are waiting with a pair of pruning shears...

Nah, don't want the guy bleeding all over my house. A shopvac will do nicely.

Or a can of strong OC pepper spray. If he thinks he has a "hot rod" now, wait until the OC warms him up some more.

 Grey Templar wrote:

 ZergSmasher wrote:
Maybe install a mail slot in the door, and when he uses it like a gloryhole, you are waiting with a pair of pruning shears...

Nah, don't want the guy bleeding all over my house. A shopvac will do nicely.

Suction is the last thing I'd think of if someone's junk was in the mail slot...

 SlaveToDorkness wrote:

 Grey Templar wrote:

 ZergSmasher wrote:
Maybe install a mail slot in the door, and when he uses it like a gloryhole, you are waiting with a pair of pruning shears...

Nah, don't want the guy bleeding all over my house. A shopvac will do nicely.

Suction is the last thing I'd think of if someone's junk was in the mail slot...

Well I'm certainly not going to set the vacuum cleaner to "blow".

Y'all are arguing over sucking vs blowing, and I'm here thinking "I'm getting a deodorant can and a lighter".

 Shadow Captain Edithae wrote:
Y'all are arguing over sucking vs blowing, and I'm here thinking "I'm getting a deodorant can and a lighter".

Flame-Broiled Cocktail Weinies all around.

 Sinful Hero wrote:
A fenced in lawn, and a big dog might be a non-violent solution to the problem...until he steps over the fence.

This is Seattle. If you have a lawn, your house cost north of a million dollars. More importantly, it's the U-District, not a particularly wealthy neighborhood (the rents are high, yes, captive market and all, but most of the buildings in it are shabby and 40+ years old).

He's just another masked [starts with 'w', rhymes with 'spanker'].

Could pretty much be any spandex clad superhero in that case.

 Psienesis wrote:

 Sinful Hero wrote:
A fenced in lawn, and a big dog might be a non-violent solution to the problem...until he steps over the fence.

This is Seattle. If you have a lawn, your house cost north of a million dollars. More importantly, it's the U-District, not a particularly wealthy neighborhood (the rents are high, yes, captive market and all, but most of the buildings in it are shabby and 40+ years old).

Appreciate the info-not familiar with Seattle at all, much less the housing situation. I would assume they probably have city ordinances against unleashed dogs and such as well.

No imagination...sheesh.....wire the mail slot. Slaps it in and get that electrifying feeling he so wants.

Buddy of mine pissed on a cow fence down in Hondo. Did the standing up kicking chicken for 3-4 sec's and hobbled off the drop zone. He survive

I see Floridaman has a new rival.