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2016/10/03 11:27:32
Subject: Re:K1tchen cabinets, fake passports, Korean bots or Indian skin cream?
Haha! Dakka users in the 12th millennium won't know what hit them!
Could it be that the corruption that occurred in the Iron Men was due to them all running on Dakka 10.0 and the sudden influx of such an enormous amount of spam fried their logic circuits? After all, there is no way that the company could sell viagra for £0.10 a pill with free postage and still make a profit, so how does their business work?
The Laws of Thermodynamics:
1) You cannot win. 2) You cannot break even. 3) You cannot stop playing the game.
Colonel Flagg wrote:You think you're real smart. But you're not smart; you're dumb. Very dumb. But you've met your match in me.
2016/10/06 14:10:40
Subject: K1tchen cabinets, fake passports, Korean bots or Indian skin cream?
Orlanth wrote: This is known as the 50 Cent party. Look it up.
So, similar to the Putinbots
Putin was meant ot have a near post factory. it was pretty organized.
Dedicated office, the lot
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.
2016/10/06 17:45:07
Subject: K1tchen cabinets, fake passports, Korean bots or Indian skin cream?
Not really a spammer, but who here remembers the guy that used to come in and say americans are racist for cosplaying or that american women are never as cute as asian women?
5000pts 6000pts 3000pts
2016/10/07 04:43:03
Subject: K1tchen cabinets, fake passports, Korean bots or Indian skin cream?
Anyone remember when there was a solid page of spam offering to cast magic spells for a price?
I used to work at an epilepsy charity, and for some reason, we got some really bizarre spam there. I kept the best of it, and sometimes browse through it when I want a laugh. It included:
--Great deals on powdered snake venom.
--An alert that Charles Hedrich and Arnaud Tortel reached the coast of Greenland on June 6th at 3:00 GMT.
--Apocalyptic ramblings about the "false Rapture / alien invasion" and "the Holy Manchild of Revelations Six".
--A message in French from "HIP-HOP CONVICT"
--A U.N envoy offering compensation to those affected by Nigerian scams. I just needed to send my bank information to this address....somewhere out there, someone has fallen for both the original scam, and this.
--Alerts that somebody called Mr Gerson Shepard had declared I was dead, and would take all my money if I didn't reply within seven days to confirm otherwise. But they expressed their wishes that my soul would reside in perfect peace if I didn't reply and was, in fact, dead.
--Proof that the earth was actually the centre of the universe, based on "the Hijri and Gregorian Calendar and Prayer Timings."
--An offer to help me awaken the magnetite crystals in my body to awaken my stem cells and racial memory to gain the abilities of chipmunks and apes, and to instantly cure any illness.
This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/10/11 16:31:34
"The 75mm gun is firing. The 37mm gun is firing, but is traversed round the wrong way. The Browning is jammed. I am saying "Driver, advance." and the driver, who can't hear me, is reversing. And as I look over the top of the turret and see twelve enemy tanks fifty yards away, someone hands me a cheese sandwich."
2016/10/11 16:45:11
Subject: K1tchen cabinets, fake passports, Korean bots or Indian skin cream?
--An offer to help me awaken the magnetite crystals in my body to awaken my stem cells and racial memory to gain the abilities of chipmunks and apes, and to instantly cure any illness.
Interesting. Please, continue, I wish to hear more.
Best I ever got was pills which could have given me, and I quote, "Big penis like a girl!" I was quite impressed that they got the punctuation and capitalisation correct, so kudos to them for that even if their knowledge of anatomy was apparently lacking.
The Laws of Thermodynamics:
1) You cannot win. 2) You cannot break even. 3) You cannot stop playing the game.
Colonel Flagg wrote:You think you're real smart. But you're not smart; you're dumb. Very dumb. But you've met your match in me.
2016/10/11 17:17:03
Subject: K1tchen cabinets, fake passports, Korean bots or Indian skin cream?
--An offer to help me awaken the magnetite crystals in my body to awaken my stem cells and racial memory to gain the abilities of chipmunks and apes, and to instantly cure any illness.
Interesting. Please, continue, I wish to hear more.
You know what, I'll....just let them explain it:
Spoiler:
This PAPER WAS WRITTEN TO CONFIRM MY EXPERIENCES WITH MAGNETITE.
From my earliest childhood the evidence and experiences have confirmed my brain and bodies successful control over the
Clusters of the many variations and formations of Magnetite crystals throughout my system from head to toe.
From childhood to age 79 I have had to deal with the misalignment of the conglomeration of "MAGNETITE CRYSTALS"
creating the problems of "AUTISM"..... "NARCOLEPSY"..... "EPILEPSY " and many other problems to numerous to mention
here, but important just the same.
WE HAVE INHERITED A COMPLEX BRAIN FROM OUR ANCESTORS TWO THIRDS OF WHICH IS DORMANT EXCEPT ON OCCASION.
WHEN IT DECIDES TO BECOME ACTIVE, USUALLY TRIGGERED BY SOME TRAUMATIC EXPERIENCE THEN ONE CAN EXPERIENCE
THE ABOVE MENTIONED PROBLEMS.
THE EXPERIENCES OF OUR INDIVIDUAL ANCESTORS MUST BE DUPLICATED IN ORDER TO REALIGN THE MAGNETITE CRYSTALS
IF ONE IS TO TAKE CONTROL OF THE INDIVIDUAL AREA OF THE BRAIN WHICH IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THE RENEWED ACTIVITY.
Each ancestors life must be studied in order to duplicate, the special function or activity of the individual ancestor. Before one can
design a therapeutic solution which will be a combination of Acupressure and a diet of the foods consumed by that special ancestor.
I have duplicated the activities of our ancestor which created thew problem of "EPILEPSY". On August second or third of 1995
I took full control of the "Epileptic Seizures" after experiencing thousands of these seizures all of my life. The ACUPRESSURE
THERAPY gave my central brain control over these activities by realigning the Bio-Electromagnetism crystals to work in harmony
with the total body.
The Master Magnetite Conglomeration" tells us when we are hungry, when we are tired, when we don't feel well or when we have pain.
I HAVE LISTENED TO THE MASTER AND WHEN HE TELLS ME IT'S TIME TO WEAR MY HEAVY SHIRT WITH THE ROUGH STONES GLUED
TO THE INSIDE OF SHIRT TO CREATE SIGNALS OF PAIN SO THAT THE GROUPS OF MAGNETITE CRYSTALS CAN BE REALIGNED.
IT WORKS ......... THE MAGNETITE CRYSTALS ARE EXTREMELY ACCURATE AND FUNCTIONAL.
The "MASTER OF LIFE THE MAGNETITE CRYSTALS" IS THERE TO PREFORM ACCURATELY WITH PRECISION. THE DOCTORS AND RESEARCH
SCIENTISTS HAVE IGNORED THIS MASTER OF LIFE. THERE ARE SOME DOCTORS THAT PROMOTE THIS EXTREMELY IMPORTANT
MAGNETITE INDIVIDUAL. FROM MY PERSONAL EXPERIENCE AND MY SUCCESSFUL APPLICATIONS I HAVE TAKEN ADVANTAGE OF
MILLION OF YEARS AND MORE OF EXPERTISE EXPERIENCE, THE SURVIVAL OF MAN. SOMETIMES THE BIO-ELECTROMAGNETISM
CRYSTALS BECOME DORMANT AND NEED TO BE REALIGNED.
I HAVE BEEN PROMOTING MY SUCCESS AND HAVE BEEN IGNORED BY THOSE WHO BELIEVE THEY ARE THE EXPERTS.
MY WEBSITE PROMOTES THE "COSMOS HELIX WHICH I FOUND . THE QUARKS ... THE HADRONS...HERATHENS AND THE SMALLEST
PARTICLE. I STAND FIRMLY ON THESE EXPLANATIONS EXPOSED BY MY WEB SITE. THEY ARE ACCURATE AND CONFIRM THEMSELVES.
MAGNETITE CRYSTAL SIZE ..........Approximately ... nm and smaller (one billionth of a meter)
SIZE OF QUARK .........................Approximately ... nm
SIZE OF A HADRON ..................... Approximately ... nq ( one billionth of a quark)
PLEASE NOTE : ALL LIFE ON THE PLANET HAS EXPLOITED THE UNIVERSE OF "HADRONS" which has much smaller particles that eventually grow
into "QUARKS" and eventually into the "Atomic Elements"
I SAY TO THOSE WHO THINK THEY KNOW SHAME ON YOU ! I CAN SLEEP AT NIGHT KNOWING I HAVE SHARED MY SUCCESS
WITH OTHERS.. THINK OF ALL THE INDIVIDUALS WHO ARE "EPILEPTICS" THEY COULD HAVE A BETTER THAN NORMAL LIFE IF
SOME DOCTORS WOULD LISTEN TO HAROLD.
CANCER COULD BE A THING OF THE PAST INSTEAD OF THE PLAGUE OF THE PRESENT. CHEMO THERAPY IS WORSE THAN THE
CANCER INVOLVED.
When is Harold going to find someone who will listen ?
My latest theory is that sure we Have a "HEART" to pump the blood throughout the body but I know it has help from the Magnetite
crystals. Each time the heart beats an electrical impulse is transmitted throughout the entire body. The result is a magnetic force
which helps carry the blood back to the heart to be recycled again and again. The blood brain barrier is also controlled by a special
biological control to complete this complex function. HOW DO I KNOW WELL I AM 79 YEARS YOUNG AND SOME OF MY WORK HABITS
WOULD CAUSE MOST PEOPLE TO HAVE A "HEART ATTACK".
I CAN SEE A NEW BEGINNING IN THE MEDICAL PROFESSION. SURGICAL OPERATIONS TAKE A TOLL ON THE HUMAN BODY. THE ELIMINATION
OF SURGERY WILL COME THE ORDER OF THE DAY. BIOMAGNETISM AND BIO-ELECTROMAGNETISM THERAPY , COMBINED WITH NUTRITIONAL THERAPY
WILL BECOME THE ORDER OF THE DAY.
HAROLD IS FOLLOWING THIS NEW BEGINNING FOR HEALTH CARE EVERY DAY. I AM EXPERIENCING PERSONAL DRAMATIC EXCITING RESULTS FROM
MY COMBINED THERAPIES. I KNOW THAT THERE IS MORE INFORMATION LOCKED INTO THESE PRECISE MAGNETITE CRYSTALS.
AN OUNCE OF PREVENTION IS WORTH A POUND OF CURE.
HUMANS ONLY USE 1/3 OF OUR BRAIN ON A DAILY BASIS. THE 2/3 OF THE BRAIN IS ALIVE
BUT DORMANT. THE TWO THIRDS OF THIS DORMANT BRAIN CONTAINS THREE HUNDRED MILLION
YEARS OF EVOLUTIONARY EXPERIENCE. FROM THE FISH FROG LIKE ANCESTOR WHO CRAWLED OUT
OF THE PRESTORIC OCEANS TO THE HUMAN OF TODAY.
HAROLD HAS TRIED TO FOLLOW THE PROGRESSION OF HUMAN DEVELOPMENT AS OUR ANCESTORS LEFT THE CONFINES OF THE OCEAN AND
TOOK UP RESIDENCE ON LAND. THIS EXPLANATION SHOULD BE AS CLOSE TO REALITY AS POSSIBLE.
Stage one .... The first of mans ancestors on land had to be able to move and find nourishment in order to survive. I understand that from others
individuals findings that the Primitive "PINE TREE" was the most prevalent plant on earth at that time. So Harold has added the inner bark from new growth
Pine branches and fresh Pine needles to the 24 herbs taken on a daily basis. The ability to digest the many chemicals that are prevalent in this Pine branch
are registered accurately in the conglomeration of Magnetite Crystals within our brain and Stem Cells. There were many other foods consumed by this
early ancestor and these to are also registered within the conglomeration of Magnetite Crystals.
The next Human Ancestor probably moved on four legs and the environment changed. The new methods of survival had to change in order to survive.
New foods and new living conditions prevailed and the old habits of the earlier ancestor was slowly forgotten and became dormant due to lack of usage.
One of our ancestors lived under the feet of the Dinosaurs for eighty five million years. The daily activities were all recorded within the Billions of Magnetite
crystals. I have had dreams of being small and looking up at the sky through twigs and branches. This I know is recorded in all of our brains Magnetite Crystals.
My brother said that he had had the same dream. The food of this early ancestor and how the body could digest it get all the nourishment possible is all there in
our brains in a dormant state. All that one can do is look at the mammals of today and find out what they eat and to understand their daily life so that we
can understand our ancestors.
Harold believes that one of our ancestors has the ability to remember 5000 cashes of food like the
"Chip Monk". This was an "ARS response" Oh how delighted Harold would be to accumulate this special
ability of remembering.( "ARS" ... automatic response syndrome)
I HAVE LEAPED TO ONE OF OUR LATEST ANCESTORS THE "CHIMPANZEE". THIS ANCESTOR SLEPT IN THE TREES ON THE BRUTAL ROUGH BRANCHES. THE CHIMP
USED HIS HANDS TO SELECT FOOD AND USED TOOLS TO ACCESS THAT FOOD. THE ABILITY TO SURVIVE THE ENVIRONMENT AND MAKE USE OF THE
AVAILABLE FOOD IS RECORDED WITHIN THE CONGLOMERATION OF MAGNETITE CELLS.
WE HAVE THE ABILITY TO DUPLICATE THE LIVING CONDITIONS OF EACH ANCESTOR, WE ALSO HAVE THE ABILITY TO DUPLICATE THE FOOD NUTRITION
AND DIGESTION CAPABILITIES OF EACH INDIVIDUAL ANCESTOR. HAROLD HAS ACTIVATED SOME THE DORMANT AREAS OF THE "CHIMPANZEE" LIFE STRUCTURE
RECORDED AS OUR ANCESTOR PROGRESSED THROUGH THE ENVIRONMENTAL CHANGES.
THE SKILLS OF THE CHIMPANZEE ARE THERE AWAITING REJUVENATION BY THOSE WHO BELIEVE. HAROLD CALLS HIS NEW SKILL "SPACIAL ORIENTATION"
THE ABILITY TO VISUALIZE ANY WORD UPSIDE DOWN BACKWARDS AND FORWARDS. HAROLD CAN WRITE ANY WORD WITH THE LEFT HAND RIGHT HAND MY
MOUTH AND BOTH FEET AT THE SAME TIME IN DIFFERENT CONFIGURATIONS. THE MUSCLE CONTROL IN MY FEET AND LEGS NEEDS SOME MORE ADVANCED
SKILL, THE WRITING LOOKS A LITTLE LIKE CHILDISH SCRIBBLING BUT LEGIBLE. THE ACUPRESSURE THERAPY HAROLD PRACTICES, THE WIRE SCREENS
SQUEESED IN THE HANDS, SLEEPING ON THE STONE BOARD, AND SLEEPING WEARING THE STONE SHIRT WORKS. THE FOOT THERAPY WITH SMALL ROUGH
PLASTIC STIMULUS ON THE SOLES OF MY FEET ALSO HAS A DESIRED EFFECT.
HAROLD BELIEVES THAT THE "STEM CELLS" ARE THE SECURITY PATROL OF THE HUMAN BODY PROVIDING A GENERAL MAINTENANCE ACTIVITY. HOWEVER
IF THE MAGNETITE CRYSTALS HAVE LOST DIRECT COMMUNICATION WITH ANY PART OF THE BODY, LIKE LIVER, GLAND, DIGESTIVE SYSTEM THEN THE FUNCTION
OF THE "STEM CELLS"ARE THWARTED. THESE AREAS OF THE HUMAN BODY CAN BE DAMAGED AND THE VIRUS OR FUNGUS ARE FREE TO INVADE THESE WEAKENED AREAS.
HAROLD BELIEVES THAT ASWE AGE SOME OF THE IMPORTANT GLANDS LOOSE THE ABILITY TO COMMUNICATE PROPERLY. ACUPRESSURE OF SOME KIND MUST BE USED TO RE-ALIGN AND THE BILLIONS OF MAGNETITE CRYSTALS. CHEMICALS CAN ALSO DAMAGE THE FUNCTION OF THOSE "STEM CELLS"
THE ACUPRESSURE THERAPY COMBINED WITH THE SOFT HERBAL THERAPY WILL GIVE THESE "STEM CELLS" THE ABILITY TO COMMUNICATE WITH ANY PART OF THE HUMAN
ANATOMY AND DESTROY ANY INVADER AUTOMATICALLY. WHEN THESE MAGNETITE CRYSTALS ARE FULLY FUNCTIONAL THEY ACT WITH PRECISION AND ARE DEADLY
TO ANY INVASION OF THE HUMAN ANATOMY. HAROLD THINKS THAT TOO MUCH OF ANY SINGLE HERB OR FOOD CAN ALSO BE DESTRUCTIVE.
HAROLD HAS SINCE 1994 SELECTED A GROUP OF "HERBS" THAT ARE WORKING IN HARMONY WITH HIS PHYSICAL STRUCTURE. HAROLD HAS A COMPUTER RECORD
OF EVERY BLOOD TEST SINCE 1994. HAROLD HAS SELECTED HERBS THAT BRING HIS BLOOD WORK TO THE DESIRED LEVEL AS INDICATED BY THE BLOOD SCREENING.
EACH HERB LISTED HAS APPROXIMATELY 120 -125 KNOWN CHEMICALS. HAROLD BELIEVES THAT THERE ARE AN EQUAL NUMBER OF UNKNOWN CHEMICALS.
THE FOLLOWING IS A LIST OF HERBS CONSUMED EVERY DAY BY HAROLD IN A INDIVIDUAL "00" CAPSULE. .."BARBERRY" -"BURDOCK ROOT"-"CINNAMON BARK"-
"DANDELION ROOT"-"DESERT WILLOW BARK"- " DILL SEED"-"GINSENG"- " GARLIC two large cloves"- "GINGER three slices"-"GOTU KOLA"- "HAWTHORN LEAVES"-
" HAWTHORN BERRY"-"HORSETAIL"-"HOT PEPPERS"-"JUNIPER BERRIES"- "LICORICE ROOT"-" MILK THISTLE SEEDS"-" MURRA PUAMA BARK"-" OCOTILLO BARK"-" OREGON GRAPE"-
" PINE BARK NEEDLES"-"ROSEMARY"- "SUMAC"-" THYME"-"YELLOW DOCK".
HAROLD HAS CHANGED FROM ONE HERB TO ANOTHER TO BRING HIS BLOOD TESTS TO THE DESIRED LEVEL AS OUTLINED ON THE TEST REQUIREMENTS. THESE HERBS
WITH THEIR NUMEROUS CHEMICALS ARE IN FACT A "SOFT MEDICATION" , THE SKILLS OF THE MAGNETITE CRYSTALS TO MODIFY THESE CHEMICALS IS CLEAR. THE
MAGNETITE CRYSTALS ALSO DEMAND AN UNUSUAL AMOUNT OF "OXYGEN" TO COMPLETE THE FUNCTION OF CREATING THE NECESSARY UNUSUAL CHEMICALS
NECESSARY FOR THE BEST OF HEALTH FOR THE INDIVIDUAL. MY BLOOD PRESSURE IS IN LINE WITH THE REQUIREMENTS OF GOOD HEALTH.
I HOPE THE SUCCESS I HAVE MANAGED TO EXECUTE WILL ENLIGHTEN OTHERS TO FOLLOW.
"HONESTY" .... "INTEGRITY" ..... "DEMOCRACY" .... " THE ARTS" ...
THESE SKILLS DEPEND ON EACH OTHER TO REACH THEIR HEIGHT OF ACHIEVEMENT
AN OLD TIMER ONCE SAID TO ME "YOU CAN LEADE A HORSE TO WATER BUT YOU CAN'T MAKE HIM DRINK"
THIS PAPER WAS WRITTEN TO ENCOURAGE INDIVIDUALS
TO PARTICIPATE IN A "NEW HEALTH CARE ENVIRONMENT".
WE "WILL" HAVE THE BEST HEALTH CARE IN THE WORLD FOR AMERICANS. INTERESTED INDIVIDUALS READING THIS PAPER HAVE ALL OF THE NECESSARY SKILLS TO MAKE THIS HAPPEN.
THOSE SKILLED INDIVIDUALS MUST ALSO BE REWARDED FOR THEIR EFFORTS.
Best I ever got was pills which could have given me, and I quote, "Big penis like a girl!" I was quite impressed that they got the punctuation and capitalisation correct, so kudos to them for that even if their knowledge of anatomy was apparently lacking.
Well, if certain Japanese illustrated works are to be believed....
"The 75mm gun is firing. The 37mm gun is firing, but is traversed round the wrong way. The Browning is jammed. I am saying "Driver, advance." and the driver, who can't hear me, is reversing. And as I look over the top of the turret and see twelve enemy tanks fifty yards away, someone hands me a cheese sandwich."
2016/10/11 17:28:29
Subject: K1tchen cabinets, fake passports, Korean bots or Indian skin cream?
--An offer to help me awaken the magnetite crystals in my body to awaken my stem cells and racial memory to gain the abilities of chipmunks and apes, and to instantly cure any illness.
Interesting. Please, continue, I wish to hear more.
You know what, I'll....just let them explain it:
Spoiler:
This PAPER WAS WRITTEN TO CONFIRM MY EXPERIENCES WITH MAGNETITE.
From my earliest childhood the evidence and experiences have confirmed my brain and bodies successful control over the
Clusters of the many variations and formations of Magnetite crystals throughout my system from head to toe.
From childhood to age 79 I have had to deal with the misalignment of the conglomeration of "MAGNETITE CRYSTALS"
creating the problems of "AUTISM"..... "NARCOLEPSY"..... "EPILEPSY " and many other problems to numerous to mention
here, but important just the same.
WE HAVE INHERITED A COMPLEX BRAIN FROM OUR ANCESTORS TWO THIRDS OF WHICH IS DORMANT EXCEPT ON OCCASION.
WHEN IT DECIDES TO BECOME ACTIVE, USUALLY TRIGGERED BY SOME TRAUMATIC EXPERIENCE THEN ONE CAN EXPERIENCE
THE ABOVE MENTIONED PROBLEMS.
THE EXPERIENCES OF OUR INDIVIDUAL ANCESTORS MUST BE DUPLICATED IN ORDER TO REALIGN THE MAGNETITE CRYSTALS
IF ONE IS TO TAKE CONTROL OF THE INDIVIDUAL AREA OF THE BRAIN WHICH IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THE RENEWED ACTIVITY.
Each ancestors life must be studied in order to duplicate, the special function or activity of the individual ancestor. Before one can
design a therapeutic solution which will be a combination of Acupressure and a diet of the foods consumed by that special ancestor.
I have duplicated the activities of our ancestor which created thew problem of "EPILEPSY". On August second or third of 1995
I took full control of the "Epileptic Seizures" after experiencing thousands of these seizures all of my life. The ACUPRESSURE
THERAPY gave my central brain control over these activities by realigning the Bio-Electromagnetism crystals to work in harmony
with the total body.
The Master Magnetite Conglomeration" tells us when we are hungry, when we are tired, when we don't feel well or when we have pain.
I HAVE LISTENED TO THE MASTER AND WHEN HE TELLS ME IT'S TIME TO WEAR MY HEAVY SHIRT WITH THE ROUGH STONES GLUED
TO THE INSIDE OF SHIRT TO CREATE SIGNALS OF PAIN SO THAT THE GROUPS OF MAGNETITE CRYSTALS CAN BE REALIGNED.
IT WORKS ......... THE MAGNETITE CRYSTALS ARE EXTREMELY ACCURATE AND FUNCTIONAL.
The "MASTER OF LIFE THE MAGNETITE CRYSTALS" IS THERE TO PREFORM ACCURATELY WITH PRECISION. THE DOCTORS AND RESEARCH
SCIENTISTS HAVE IGNORED THIS MASTER OF LIFE. THERE ARE SOME DOCTORS THAT PROMOTE THIS EXTREMELY IMPORTANT
MAGNETITE INDIVIDUAL. FROM MY PERSONAL EXPERIENCE AND MY SUCCESSFUL APPLICATIONS I HAVE TAKEN ADVANTAGE OF
MILLION OF YEARS AND MORE OF EXPERTISE EXPERIENCE, THE SURVIVAL OF MAN. SOMETIMES THE BIO-ELECTROMAGNETISM
CRYSTALS BECOME DORMANT AND NEED TO BE REALIGNED.
I HAVE BEEN PROMOTING MY SUCCESS AND HAVE BEEN IGNORED BY THOSE WHO BELIEVE THEY ARE THE EXPERTS.
MY WEBSITE PROMOTES THE "COSMOS HELIX WHICH I FOUND . THE QUARKS ... THE HADRONS...HERATHENS AND THE SMALLEST
PARTICLE. I STAND FIRMLY ON THESE EXPLANATIONS EXPOSED BY MY WEB SITE. THEY ARE ACCURATE AND CONFIRM THEMSELVES.
MAGNETITE CRYSTAL SIZE ..........Approximately ... nm and smaller (one billionth of a meter)
SIZE OF QUARK .........................Approximately ... nm
SIZE OF A HADRON ..................... Approximately ... nq ( one billionth of a quark)
PLEASE NOTE : ALL LIFE ON THE PLANET HAS EXPLOITED THE UNIVERSE OF "HADRONS" which has much smaller particles that eventually grow
into "QUARKS" and eventually into the "Atomic Elements"
I SAY TO THOSE WHO THINK THEY KNOW SHAME ON YOU ! I CAN SLEEP AT NIGHT KNOWING I HAVE SHARED MY SUCCESS
WITH OTHERS.. THINK OF ALL THE INDIVIDUALS WHO ARE "EPILEPTICS" THEY COULD HAVE A BETTER THAN NORMAL LIFE IF
SOME DOCTORS WOULD LISTEN TO HAROLD.
CANCER COULD BE A THING OF THE PAST INSTEAD OF THE PLAGUE OF THE PRESENT. CHEMO THERAPY IS WORSE THAN THE
CANCER INVOLVED.
When is Harold going to find someone who will listen ?
My latest theory is that sure we Have a "HEART" to pump the blood throughout the body but I know it has help from the Magnetite
crystals. Each time the heart beats an electrical impulse is transmitted throughout the entire body. The result is a magnetic force
which helps carry the blood back to the heart to be recycled again and again. The blood brain barrier is also controlled by a special
biological control to complete this complex function. HOW DO I KNOW WELL I AM 79 YEARS YOUNG AND SOME OF MY WORK HABITS
WOULD CAUSE MOST PEOPLE TO HAVE A "HEART ATTACK".
I CAN SEE A NEW BEGINNING IN THE MEDICAL PROFESSION. SURGICAL OPERATIONS TAKE A TOLL ON THE HUMAN BODY. THE ELIMINATION
OF SURGERY WILL COME THE ORDER OF THE DAY. BIOMAGNETISM AND BIO-ELECTROMAGNETISM THERAPY , COMBINED WITH NUTRITIONAL THERAPY
WILL BECOME THE ORDER OF THE DAY.
HAROLD IS FOLLOWING THIS NEW BEGINNING FOR HEALTH CARE EVERY DAY. I AM EXPERIENCING PERSONAL DRAMATIC EXCITING RESULTS FROM
MY COMBINED THERAPIES. I KNOW THAT THERE IS MORE INFORMATION LOCKED INTO THESE PRECISE MAGNETITE CRYSTALS.
AN OUNCE OF PREVENTION IS WORTH A POUND OF CURE.
HUMANS ONLY USE 1/3 OF OUR BRAIN ON A DAILY BASIS. THE 2/3 OF THE BRAIN IS ALIVE
BUT DORMANT. THE TWO THIRDS OF THIS DORMANT BRAIN CONTAINS THREE HUNDRED MILLION
YEARS OF EVOLUTIONARY EXPERIENCE. FROM THE FISH FROG LIKE ANCESTOR WHO CRAWLED OUT
OF THE PRESTORIC OCEANS TO THE HUMAN OF TODAY.
HAROLD HAS TRIED TO FOLLOW THE PROGRESSION OF HUMAN DEVELOPMENT AS OUR ANCESTORS LEFT THE CONFINES OF THE OCEAN AND
TOOK UP RESIDENCE ON LAND. THIS EXPLANATION SHOULD BE AS CLOSE TO REALITY AS POSSIBLE.
Stage one .... The first of mans ancestors on land had to be able to move and find nourishment in order to survive. I understand that from others
individuals findings that the Primitive "PINE TREE" was the most prevalent plant on earth at that time. So Harold has added the inner bark from new growth
Pine branches and fresh Pine needles to the 24 herbs taken on a daily basis. The ability to digest the many chemicals that are prevalent in this Pine branch
are registered accurately in the conglomeration of Magnetite Crystals within our brain and Stem Cells. There were many other foods consumed by this
early ancestor and these to are also registered within the conglomeration of Magnetite Crystals.
The next Human Ancestor probably moved on four legs and the environment changed. The new methods of survival had to change in order to survive.
New foods and new living conditions prevailed and the old habits of the earlier ancestor was slowly forgotten and became dormant due to lack of usage.
One of our ancestors lived under the feet of the Dinosaurs for eighty five million years. The daily activities were all recorded within the Billions of Magnetite
crystals. I have had dreams of being small and looking up at the sky through twigs and branches. This I know is recorded in all of our brains Magnetite Crystals.
My brother said that he had had the same dream. The food of this early ancestor and how the body could digest it get all the nourishment possible is all there in
our brains in a dormant state. All that one can do is look at the mammals of today and find out what they eat and to understand their daily life so that we
can understand our ancestors.
Harold believes that one of our ancestors has the ability to remember 5000 cashes of food like the
"Chip Monk". This was an "ARS response" Oh how delighted Harold would be to accumulate this special
ability of remembering.( "ARS" ... automatic response syndrome)
I HAVE LEAPED TO ONE OF OUR LATEST ANCESTORS THE "CHIMPANZEE". THIS ANCESTOR SLEPT IN THE TREES ON THE BRUTAL ROUGH BRANCHES. THE CHIMP
USED HIS HANDS TO SELECT FOOD AND USED TOOLS TO ACCESS THAT FOOD. THE ABILITY TO SURVIVE THE ENVIRONMENT AND MAKE USE OF THE
AVAILABLE FOOD IS RECORDED WITHIN THE CONGLOMERATION OF MAGNETITE CELLS.
WE HAVE THE ABILITY TO DUPLICATE THE LIVING CONDITIONS OF EACH ANCESTOR, WE ALSO HAVE THE ABILITY TO DUPLICATE THE FOOD NUTRITION
AND DIGESTION CAPABILITIES OF EACH INDIVIDUAL ANCESTOR. HAROLD HAS ACTIVATED SOME THE DORMANT AREAS OF THE "CHIMPANZEE" LIFE STRUCTURE
RECORDED AS OUR ANCESTOR PROGRESSED THROUGH THE ENVIRONMENTAL CHANGES.
THE SKILLS OF THE CHIMPANZEE ARE THERE AWAITING REJUVENATION BY THOSE WHO BELIEVE. HAROLD CALLS HIS NEW SKILL "SPACIAL ORIENTATION"
THE ABILITY TO VISUALIZE ANY WORD UPSIDE DOWN BACKWARDS AND FORWARDS. HAROLD CAN WRITE ANY WORD WITH THE LEFT HAND RIGHT HAND MY
MOUTH AND BOTH FEET AT THE SAME TIME IN DIFFERENT CONFIGURATIONS. THE MUSCLE CONTROL IN MY FEET AND LEGS NEEDS SOME MORE ADVANCED
SKILL, THE WRITING LOOKS A LITTLE LIKE CHILDISH SCRIBBLING BUT LEGIBLE. THE ACUPRESSURE THERAPY HAROLD PRACTICES, THE WIRE SCREENS
SQUEESED IN THE HANDS, SLEEPING ON THE STONE BOARD, AND SLEEPING WEARING THE STONE SHIRT WORKS. THE FOOT THERAPY WITH SMALL ROUGH
PLASTIC STIMULUS ON THE SOLES OF MY FEET ALSO HAS A DESIRED EFFECT.
HAROLD BELIEVES THAT THE "STEM CELLS" ARE THE SECURITY PATROL OF THE HUMAN BODY PROVIDING A GENERAL MAINTENANCE ACTIVITY. HOWEVER
IF THE MAGNETITE CRYSTALS HAVE LOST DIRECT COMMUNICATION WITH ANY PART OF THE BODY, LIKE LIVER, GLAND, DIGESTIVE SYSTEM THEN THE FUNCTION
OF THE "STEM CELLS"ARE THWARTED. THESE AREAS OF THE HUMAN BODY CAN BE DAMAGED AND THE VIRUS OR FUNGUS ARE FREE TO INVADE THESE WEAKENED AREAS.
HAROLD BELIEVES THAT ASWE AGE SOME OF THE IMPORTANT GLANDS LOOSE THE ABILITY TO COMMUNICATE PROPERLY. ACUPRESSURE OF SOME KIND MUST BE USED TO RE-ALIGN AND THE BILLIONS OF MAGNETITE CRYSTALS. CHEMICALS CAN ALSO DAMAGE THE FUNCTION OF THOSE "STEM CELLS"
THE ACUPRESSURE THERAPY COMBINED WITH THE SOFT HERBAL THERAPY WILL GIVE THESE "STEM CELLS" THE ABILITY TO COMMUNICATE WITH ANY PART OF THE HUMAN
ANATOMY AND DESTROY ANY INVADER AUTOMATICALLY. WHEN THESE MAGNETITE CRYSTALS ARE FULLY FUNCTIONAL THEY ACT WITH PRECISION AND ARE DEADLY
TO ANY INVASION OF THE HUMAN ANATOMY. HAROLD THINKS THAT TOO MUCH OF ANY SINGLE HERB OR FOOD CAN ALSO BE DESTRUCTIVE.
HAROLD HAS SINCE 1994 SELECTED A GROUP OF "HERBS" THAT ARE WORKING IN HARMONY WITH HIS PHYSICAL STRUCTURE. HAROLD HAS A COMPUTER RECORD
OF EVERY BLOOD TEST SINCE 1994. HAROLD HAS SELECTED HERBS THAT BRING HIS BLOOD WORK TO THE DESIRED LEVEL AS INDICATED BY THE BLOOD SCREENING.
EACH HERB LISTED HAS APPROXIMATELY 120 -125 KNOWN CHEMICALS. HAROLD BELIEVES THAT THERE ARE AN EQUAL NUMBER OF UNKNOWN CHEMICALS.
THE FOLLOWING IS A LIST OF HERBS CONSUMED EVERY DAY BY HAROLD IN A INDIVIDUAL "00" CAPSULE. .."BARBERRY" -"BURDOCK ROOT"-"CINNAMON BARK"-
"DANDELION ROOT"-"DESERT WILLOW BARK"- " DILL SEED"-"GINSENG"- " GARLIC two large cloves"- "GINGER three slices"-"GOTU KOLA"- "HAWTHORN LEAVES"-
" HAWTHORN BERRY"-"HORSETAIL"-"HOT PEPPERS"-"JUNIPER BERRIES"- "LICORICE ROOT"-" MILK THISTLE SEEDS"-" MURRA PUAMA BARK"-" OCOTILLO BARK"-" OREGON GRAPE"-
" PINE BARK NEEDLES"-"ROSEMARY"- "SUMAC"-" THYME"-"YELLOW DOCK".
HAROLD HAS CHANGED FROM ONE HERB TO ANOTHER TO BRING HIS BLOOD TESTS TO THE DESIRED LEVEL AS OUTLINED ON THE TEST REQUIREMENTS. THESE HERBS
WITH THEIR NUMEROUS CHEMICALS ARE IN FACT A "SOFT MEDICATION" , THE SKILLS OF THE MAGNETITE CRYSTALS TO MODIFY THESE CHEMICALS IS CLEAR. THE
MAGNETITE CRYSTALS ALSO DEMAND AN UNUSUAL AMOUNT OF "OXYGEN" TO COMPLETE THE FUNCTION OF CREATING THE NECESSARY UNUSUAL CHEMICALS
NECESSARY FOR THE BEST OF HEALTH FOR THE INDIVIDUAL. MY BLOOD PRESSURE IS IN LINE WITH THE REQUIREMENTS OF GOOD HEALTH.
I HOPE THE SUCCESS I HAVE MANAGED TO EXECUTE WILL ENLIGHTEN OTHERS TO FOLLOW.
"HONESTY" .... "INTEGRITY" ..... "DEMOCRACY" .... " THE ARTS" ...
THESE SKILLS DEPEND ON EACH OTHER TO REACH THEIR HEIGHT OF ACHIEVEMENT
AN OLD TIMER ONCE SAID TO ME "YOU CAN LEADE A HORSE TO WATER BUT YOU CAN'T MAKE HIM DRINK"
THIS PAPER WAS WRITTEN TO ENCOURAGE INDIVIDUALS
TO PARTICIPATE IN A "NEW HEALTH CARE ENVIRONMENT".
WE "WILL" HAVE THE BEST HEALTH CARE IN THE WORLD FOR AMERICANS. INTERESTED INDIVIDUALS READING THIS PAPER HAVE ALL OF THE NECESSARY SKILLS TO MAKE THIS HAPPEN.
THOSE SKILLED INDIVIDUALS MUST ALSO BE REWARDED FOR THEIR EFFORTS.
It is just as glorious as I imagined!
They should definitely send their research into a reputable Physics journal. Quarks being made of Hadrons rather than the other way round will completely throw out the Standard Model
Best I ever got was pills which could have given me, and I quote, "Big penis like a girl!" I was quite impressed that they got the punctuation and capitalisation correct, so kudos to them for that even if their knowledge of anatomy was apparently lacking.
Well, if certain Japanese illustrated works are to be believed....
That is true...
The Laws of Thermodynamics:
1) You cannot win. 2) You cannot break even. 3) You cannot stop playing the game.
Colonel Flagg wrote:You think you're real smart. But you're not smart; you're dumb. Very dumb. But you've met your match in me.
2016/10/11 19:37:35
Subject: Re:K1tchen cabinets, fake passports, Korean bots or Indian skin cream?
Orlanth wrote: This is known as the 50 Cent party. Look it up.
So, similar to the Putinbots
Pretty much, generally idealistic/ambitious young Chinese getting 50 cents a post to fight back against all the evil western bias out there.
I remember in Trinidad one of the political parties was caught giving away Blackberries to students who would post nice things about them.
Yeah, they get paid. Now if only the Russian government would start paying me... Why is our country so undeveloped?
I kinda liked the Korean spammers. It just felt the most random. For some reason I never seem to get much spam. When I read some of the hilarious things on here, I am almost starting to regret it. The weirdest thing I have ever gotten was an message telling me a distant, very rich relative had died and I would inherit all of their fortune. If only I would pay for the administration costs or something like that...
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Error 404: Interesting signature not found
2016/10/12 06:09:04
Subject: K1tchen cabinets, fake passports, Korean bots or Indian skin cream?
Kid_Kyoto wrote: If you're not seeing spam here that means we're doing our jobs.
Die bots, die!
True. But then again, maybe you're too good at getting rid of the spam. Too efficient. Almost robotically so...
What if the whole of dakka was just some data gathering device presided over by highly advanced programs in order to identify weaknesses in the human race by analysing our responses to stimuli. Maybe the spam interferes with the programming, producing false links and conclusions. Yes, it all fits. It even explains why the Off Topic Forum.
My God...
The Laws of Thermodynamics:
1) You cannot win. 2) You cannot break even. 3) You cannot stop playing the game.
Colonel Flagg wrote:You think you're real smart. But you're not smart; you're dumb. Very dumb. But you've met your match in me.
2016/11/03 16:32:26
Subject: K1tchen cabinets, fake passports, Korean bots or Indian skin cream?
Kid_Kyoto wrote: I do wish we'd stop getting spam from India. Keeps raising my hopes there are other gamers in Delhi.
Really now? Because the only bots I've been seeing are Korean.
And yes, I destroy them with a VENGEANCE!!!!
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2016/11/05 06:11:57
Subject: K1tchen cabinets, fake passports, Korean bots or Indian skin cream?
Today's bot was very inconsiderate. If you're going to spam a forum you should at least do it in the language they're posting in. I guess the parents of today's bots just don't teach their kids manners.
2016/11/05 09:21:30
Subject: Re:K1tchen cabinets, fake passports, Korean bots or Indian skin cream?
Smacks wrote: I used to post on computer game forum, which like many forums, had its share of spam bots. On one occasion, shortly before Beijing Olympics, a bot turned up making odd posts, in broken English, about China's misrepresentation in western media. People responded, complaining in the topics about "another spam bot", when, to everyone's surprise, the bot started talking back. Turns out, it wasn't a bot, but a real person, who was evidently employed as some sort of Chinese propaganda agent, to spam forums with pro-China rhetoric. The ensuing dialogue between the spammer and forum members was very amusing.
@ Smacks
What if it was actually a bot so advanced it passed the Turing Test?
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2016/11/05 13:09:59
Subject: K1tchen cabinets, fake passports, Korean bots or Indian skin cream?
Kid_Kyoto wrote: I do wish we'd stop getting spam from India. Keeps raising my hopes there are other gamers in Delhi.
Really now? Because the only bots I've been seeing are Korean.
And yes, I destroy them with a VENGEANCE!!!!
Latest batch seem Korean.
ok now Taiwan
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.
2016/11/05 18:16:08
Subject: Re:K1tchen cabinets, fake passports, Korean bots or Indian skin cream?
Smacks wrote: I used to post on computer game forum, which like many forums, had its share of spam bots. On one occasion, shortly before Beijing Olympics, a bot turned up making odd posts, in broken English, about China's misrepresentation in western media. People responded, complaining in the topics about "another spam bot", when, to everyone's surprise, the bot started talking back. Turns out, it wasn't a bot, but a real person, who was evidently employed as some sort of Chinese propaganda agent, to spam forums with pro-China rhetoric. The ensuing dialogue between the spammer and forum members was very amusing.
@ Smacks
What if it was actually a bot so advanced it passed the Turing Test?