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2016/08/30 06:40:52
Subject: K1tchen cabinets, fake passports, Korean bots or Indian skin cream?
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[MOD]
Otiose in a Niche
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What's your favorite Dakka spammer?
(Funny the word kitchen is now allowed in titles due to... SPAM!)
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2016/08/30 06:45:20
Subject: K1tchen cabinets, fake passports, Korean bots or Indian skin cream?
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Secret Force Behind the Rise of the Tau
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I miss the kitchen cabinet bot. Whenever I was feeling down, it would come on in and offer us great deals of cabinets and that just brightened my day right up! 
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/08/30 06:45:36
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2016/08/30 06:52:51
Subject: K1tchen cabinets, fake passports, Korean bots or Indian skin cream?
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Not as Good as a Minion
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Passports. It adds an air of more serious notoriety to our otherwise small-scale scam forum.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/08/30 06:53:05
I wish I had time for all the game systems I own, let alone want to own... |
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2016/08/30 07:00:36
Subject: K1tchen cabinets, fake passports, Korean bots or Indian skin cream?
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Member of the Ethereal Council
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The guy that says white poeple are racist for cosplaying
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2016/08/30 07:06:34
Subject: K1tchen cabinets, fake passports, Korean bots or Indian skin cream?
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Enigmatic Chaos Sorcerer
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The one that created swap shop threads with correct formatting. When the scammers can do what way too many actual users can't seem to you have to tip your cap.
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 BlaxicanX wrote:A young business man named Tom Kirby, who was a pupil of mine until he turned greedy, helped the capitalists hunt down and destroy the wargamers. He betrayed and murdered Games Workshop.
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2016/08/30 07:56:40
Subject: K1tchen cabinets, fake passports, Korean bots or Indian skin cream?
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[MOD]
Otiose in a Niche
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The fake passports did make me feel kind of b@d@$$, hanging out in the dark underbelly of the web rubbing shoulders with international gangsters and whatnot.
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2016/08/30 09:17:40
Subject: K1tchen cabinets, fake passports, Korean bots or Indian skin cream?
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Bryan Ansell
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What about the meds? wonder chemicals to unleash the muscly 'brah' inside.
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2016/08/31 01:35:03
Subject: K1tchen cabinets, fake passports, Korean bots or Indian skin cream?
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Blood Angel Captain Wracked with Visions
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Favourite spammer, or bot?
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2016/08/31 01:46:44
Subject: K1tchen cabinets, fake passports, Korean bots or Indian skin cream?
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Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle
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What about the male endowment pill bots? Those are fun
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H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY  bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
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2016/08/31 02:38:18
Subject: K1tchen cabinets, fake passports, Korean bots or Indian skin cream?
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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They always rise up from the nether regions!
My favorite are the game code guys. For Lol (league of legends?). Why do you need codes, anyway? Honest question as I do not play many video games.
Reminds me of my NES days when I had that game genie...
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2016/09/01 00:37:02
Subject: Re:K1tchen cabinets, fake passports, Korean bots or Indian skin cream?
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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I like the Korean bots.
Why? Because I destroy them with a VENGEANCE!!!!!!
(and just for the record, I tried to put the word "kitchen" in the title, but got the message "Sorry, due to high levels of spam, the word kitchen is not allowed in our post/thread titles." So y'all weren't playing around.) Automatically Appended Next Post:  Eldarain wrote:The one that created swap shop threads with correct formatting. When the scammers can do what way too many actual users can't seem to you have to tip your cap.
What were they trying to sell?
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/09/01 00:38:28
INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
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2016/09/01 01:04:17
Subject: K1tchen cabinets, fake passports, Korean bots or Indian skin cream?
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Ultramarine Librarian with Freaky Familiar
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I like the ones advertising biotics. Because for a brief moment I can pretend I live in the ME universe. 
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Thought for the day: Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.
30k Ultramarines: 2000 pts
Bolt Action Germans: ~1200 pts
AOS Stormcast: Just starting.
 The Empire : ~60-70 models.
 1500 pts
 : My Salamanders painting blog 16 Infantry and 2 Vehicles done so far! |
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2016/09/30 11:25:16
Subject: Re:K1tchen cabinets, fake passports, Korean bots or Indian skin cream?
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[MOD]
Otiose in a Niche
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Deleting ads for Indian d!ck pills is not how I want to spend my limited posting time 
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2016/09/30 12:10:31
Subject: K1tchen cabinets, fake passports, Korean bots or Indian skin cream?
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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Christmas hampers now.
Brain pills and the like. Sadly no ones getting there discount kitchen.
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/09/30 12:14:58
Subject: Re:K1tchen cabinets, fake passports, Korean bots or Indian skin cream?
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Longtime Dakkanaut
On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!
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"K1tchen cabinets, fake passports, Korean bots or Indian skin cream?"
Why does there always have to be an "or"? These are a few of my favorite things... 
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2016/10/02 14:25:41
Subject: K1tchen cabinets, fake passports, Korean bots or Indian skin cream?
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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The one that was selling a dump of hacked credit card numbers and security codes a while back. That was actually a bit scary.
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2016/10/02 17:17:56
Subject: K1tchen cabinets, fake passports, Korean bots or Indian skin cream?
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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 Verviedi wrote:The one that was selling a dump of hacked credit card numbers and security codes a while back. That was actually a bit scary.
That's if there genuine.
They could be selling fakes. Stole fakes... Not put it past people.
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/10/02 18:07:35
Subject: Re:K1tchen cabinets, fake passports, Korean bots or Indian skin cream?
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Courageous Grand Master
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There was a Ukrainian bride spam bot once.
I fell in love...
She left me for somebody else, probably Kronk
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"Our crops will wither, our children will die piteous
deaths and the sun will be swept from the sky. But is it true?" - Tom Kirby, CEO, Games Workshop Ltd |
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2016/10/02 18:42:18
Subject: Re:K1tchen cabinets, fake passports, Korean bots or Indian skin cream?
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Longtime Dakkanaut
On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!
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 Do_I_Not_Like_That wrote:There was a Ukrainian bride spam bot once.
I fell in love...
She left me for somebody else, probably Kronk
Ukrainian chicks dig cow bell, it's not your fault.
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2016/10/02 19:22:52
Subject: Re:K1tchen cabinets, fake passports, Korean bots or Indian skin cream?
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Courageous Grand Master
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Bah, she could have had a castle in the Scottish Highlands
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"Our crops will wither, our children will die piteous
deaths and the sun will be swept from the sky. But is it true?" - Tom Kirby, CEO, Games Workshop Ltd |
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2016/10/02 19:55:34
Subject: K1tchen cabinets, fake passports, Korean bots or Indian skin cream?
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Member of the Ethereal Council
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I tried the indian penis enhancement.
It works. I may never have children, but it works
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2016/10/02 20:15:08
Subject: Re:K1tchen cabinets, fake passports, Korean bots or Indian skin cream?
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Assassin with Black Lotus Poison
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The Laws of Thermodynamics:
1) You cannot win. 2) You cannot break even. 3) You cannot stop playing the game.
Colonel Flagg wrote:You think you're real smart. But you're not smart; you're dumb. Very dumb. But you've met your match in me.
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2016/10/02 20:23:33
Subject: Re:K1tchen cabinets, fake passports, Korean bots or Indian skin cream?
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Courageous Grand Master
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If you are Scottish lord, then I am Mickey Mouse!
Back OT. Notice how you never get spam bots for cheap skeletons or space marines
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"Our crops will wither, our children will die piteous
deaths and the sun will be swept from the sky. But is it true?" - Tom Kirby, CEO, Games Workshop Ltd |
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2016/10/02 20:33:08
Subject: K1tchen cabinets, fake passports, Korean bots or Indian skin cream?
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Assassin with Black Lotus Poison
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 hotsauceman1 wrote:I tried the indian penis enhancement. It works. I may never have children, but it works
I have a somewhat similar experience from the brain enhancing pills, however the man who lives on the inside of my eyelids says everything is fine and that skulls are meant be this shape and I believe him.
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The Laws of Thermodynamics:
1) You cannot win. 2) You cannot break even. 3) You cannot stop playing the game.
Colonel Flagg wrote:You think you're real smart. But you're not smart; you're dumb. Very dumb. But you've met your match in me.
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2016/10/02 22:17:04
Subject: K1tchen cabinets, fake passports, Korean bots or Indian skin cream?
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Highlord with a Blackstone Fortress
Adrift within the vortex of my imagination.
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I cant currently afford a new kitch3n or fine skin care products from India.
But when I get my share of the oil fortune my penpal in Nigeria is desperately trying to get out of the country than I will be able to afford all that and more.
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n'oublie jamais - It appears I now have to highlight this again.
It is by tea alone I set my mind in motion. By the juice of the brew my thoughts aquire speed, my mind becomes strained, the strain becomes a warning. It is by tea alone I set my mind in motion. |
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2016/10/02 22:44:39
Subject: K1tchen cabinets, fake passports, Korean bots or Indian skin cream?
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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Better get ready last one ibsaw had German Xmas hampers.
All in time for the season!
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/10/03 10:35:27
Subject: Re:K1tchen cabinets, fake passports, Korean bots or Indian skin cream?
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Rampaging Reaver Titan Princeps
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For the sheer randomness of it, it has to be Kitchen cabinets without a doubt. I know they're trying to increase ranking, but I can't really envisage anyone, when seeing such wares being peddled, thinks "That is a BARGIN! I feel an urgent need to remodel my kitchen"!
As an aside, I've had my kitchen remodeled by the same company three times within the last few years. I found them on dakka off the web.
Err, no coincidence...
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2016/10/03 10:40:39
Subject: K1tchen cabinets, fake passports, Korean bots or Indian skin cream?
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Lady of the Lake
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You forgot the booty pop bots.
I'd say the kitchen bots are the best.
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2016/10/03 11:11:44
Subject: Re:K1tchen cabinets, fake passports, Korean bots or Indian skin cream?
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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I used to post on computer game forum, which like many forums, had its share of spam bots. On one occasion, shortly before Beijing Olympics, a bot turned up making odd posts, in broken English, about China's misrepresentation in western media. People responded, complaining in the topics about "another spam bot", when, to everyone's surprise, the bot started talking back. Turns out, it wasn't a bot, but a real person, who was evidently employed as some sort of Chinese propaganda agent, to spam forums with pro-China rhetoric. The ensuing dialogue between the spammer and forum members was very amusing.
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2016/10/03 11:18:21
Subject: Re:K1tchen cabinets, fake passports, Korean bots or Indian skin cream?
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Highlord with a Blackstone Fortress
Adrift within the vortex of my imagination.
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 Smacks wrote:I used to post on computer game forum, which like many forums, had its share of spam bots. On one occasion, shortly before Beijing Olympics, a bot turned up making odd posts, in broken English, about China's misrepresentation in western media. People responded, complaining in the topics about "another spam bot", when, to everyone's surprise, the bot started talking back. Turns out, it wasn't a bot, but a real person, who was evidently employed as some sort of Chinese propaganda agent, to spam forums with pro-China rhetoric. The ensuing dialogue between the spammer and forum members was very amusing.
This is known as the 50 Cent party. Look it up.
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n'oublie jamais - It appears I now have to highlight this again.
It is by tea alone I set my mind in motion. By the juice of the brew my thoughts aquire speed, my mind becomes strained, the strain becomes a warning. It is by tea alone I set my mind in motion. |
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5000pts 
6000pts 
3000pts
